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[eddywoww]

LMFAOO PLSS LEE GIVE US MORE CRUMBS ON THAT IDEA OF EDDIE LOSING AT GAY CHICKEN 😭

Oh god

Yeah so he would think he’s really good at it because he usually IS. He’d hear Steve make some comment about a girl he finds hot and he’d feel irrationally annoyed but he’d chalk it up to like, oh of course Steve is like this. Typical straight boy bullshit. And Eddie is a shit stirrer, so he’d take it upon himself to fuck with Steve.

Literally imagining Eddie calling him petnames, stuff like baby and sweetheart and Steve would frown at first but then he’d just get used to it. Eventually, Eddie would forget and use his real name and Steve would pout, leaning against Eddie’s dnd chair while he waits for the kids, he’d go, “That’s not what you usually call me.” Cue Eddie losing it for a day before realizing Steve is fucking with him.

Eddie tries to up his game. Decides to come around when Steve invites him over to his house for pool parties. Gets the courage to slide close to Steve and pluck at the waistline of his swim shorts and tell him he likes them. Steve doesn’t even flinch, just sips his beer and goes, “They look better on my bedroom floor.”

And yeah that’s WAY WORSE. Because then Steve just won’t stop. Eddie gets closer to him in the kitchen during a dnd break, asks what cologne he’s wearing. Steve smiles and tells him, says he puts it right on his neck and Eddie should just smell it better. Grabs Eddie by the head and all but presses his face into Steve’s neck like a demon. Eddie gets hard and immediately needs to fucking leave.

Cue a skinny dipping scene where Steve strips out of his shorts and asks Eddie if he’s gonna stare and be a pussy or if he thinks Steve is just an idiot with no inkling of what they’re doing 💀

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[leemontoast]

houses and cars both have doors but cars move and houses don't so it's not the doors that make a car move but something else entirely

@multigrainbreadbread

#i spend 10 minutes making this for what #wilbur soot #sorry its him coded #mcyt #lee asks #joking ily/p u key

[eddywoww]

Maybe you can post the fic anonymously and give us a little hint so we can find it?

Oh no I’m just gonna post it lmao people can read tags, they have eyes

But! I will say what it’s about!

Basically I had this idea to write a fic where Steve wants to explore more kink stuff but he’s coming up on dead ends for the extreme stuff he wants to do, so he heads to Craigslist. It’s obviously a fucking terrible idea (one that he’d never tell Robin about) so he makes a listing about wanting to do a fake breaking and entering scene with someone, involving cnc. The problem is, when Steve goes to meet the guy, he sits down with the WRONG guy. It’s Eddie, who is more than morally grey. Pure evil but charming (thinking serial killer type guy here) and Eddie pretends to be the guy well enough that Steve believes him. They discuss what they’re going to do, when it’s going to happen, etc.

And of course, this would be non con turning into dub con. Which I know is a BIG issue for this fandom, so. We’ll see. I like the idea and I like horror related stories but I know people are kind of idiotic about stepping into stories even with one thousand warning labels so 🤷🏻‍♀️

#asks #lee asks #trigger warning #tw noncon #tw dubcon #No death tho

[eddywoww]

why won’t you write pregnancy? 😞

Because I don’t want to

Hope that helps 💕💕💕

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[eddywoww]

You post a porny oneshot and I’m tortured by backstory implications for hours afterward. Like HOW IS STEVES MOM GONNA TAKE THIS

I think she’d probably come around.

I think the funniest scenario is she’d be like yes a psychic told me about this

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[eddywoww]

Honestly the worst part about your writing is that you don’t miss. Not once. Every time you write a one shot I’m like “cool quick easy don’t get attached, you got this” then by the end I’m ready to get one my hands and knees and beg for a sequel. I just wanna see Steve just like crab in slow heating water Eddie into marriage. I want that boy to stay over at Eddie’s on the first day of classes then just like slowly move all his stuff in day by day. And like 6 months later Eddie realizes that not only does he have a 19 year old live in boyfriend, but said boyfriend has also redecorated the whole place with his credit cards at some unknown point.

You’re so nice!!

And yes I just imagine Eddie being like wait what in the world have I done, steve is so fucking demanding lmao

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[eddywoww]

LexiRoseWrites writes pregnancy fics if you want, anon. They have a wide variety of AUs and vibes to satiate a mix of yums. So you dont have to ask Lee to write what they've said they dont want to write in the past. Authors have what they want to make and what they don't. No explanation needed.

So true!!! I love all of lexis pregnant steve AUs, so that’s a wonderful suggestion. And thank you v much 💕

#asks #lee asks #tw pregnancy

[eddywoww]

Love how Eddie start like "I don't do relationship" and end up with "yes absolutely, I'm your boyfriend now". I know one day they will be a resurgence of fans for his old band and an article like "5 things you didn't know about former rock star Eddie Munson". One of them is "he married his young husband after only 6 month of dating" and the picture illustrating it is a sexy middle aged Steve helping old man Eddie getting out of the car with a mob wife fit and love in his eyes.

Literally exactly that lmao steve would have Eddie locked down in months

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[eddywoww]

Ok a fic idea I’ve been stewing on for a while but am never actually going to write so I’m just gonna word vomit it here:

Eddie & Robbin bond over queer culture/ how hard it is being queer in Hawkins. Steve keeps trying to invite himself when they watch Rocky Horror or go to a gay club in Indianapolis. Robbin and Eddie think this is Steve just jealous that they’re hanging out without him so they keep saying “…no offense but this is really just a thing for gay people, it’s not for you cuz ~everything else~ is for you and this ~one thing~ is for us“. And Steve looks a little embarrassed and eventually stops asking, and they think Steve is finally getting some ally points™️.

But THEN a few months later they go to the gar bar again and Steve is already there, and at first they’re like “ugh I thought Steve understood how important gay safe spaces are to us” but then looking at his body language and where his eyes land… it doesn’t seem like he’s just observing? He starts chatting with the bartender who he definitely seems familiar with, and then he starts talking with a guy who approaches him and yeah, Steve is definitely not just observing. Steve and the guy start making out and Eddie and Robbin’s jaws are on the fucking floor at this point. The guy whispers something in Steve’s ear and leaves for the bathroom, Steve following a minute later.

Cue Eddie and Robbin having the most hushed freak-out session in the middle of the bar where they realize Steve’s attempts to join them might not have been Straight Steve™️ trying to butt his way into queer spaces, but Steve trying to figure out his own sexuality. And while Eddie and Robbin had each other the whole time, Steve had to figure out this shit all by himself. & it’s even worse for Eddie (who has had a low key crush on King Steve ever since high school) because he realizes he possibly could have had the opportunity to be Steve’s first for a lot of things, and instead he’s doing who-knows-what with some stranger (who. isn’t. Eddie.) in a seedy bathroom bar (never mind that’s very similar to how Eddie figured everything out himself a few years prior). But then he feels shit about even feeling angry/jealous in the first place because of how exclusionary they’ve been to Steve. So Robbin is panicking, Eddie is seething but trying super hard not to be, and suddenly Steve walks out of the bathroom, with a few more hickies than he came in with and looking, for lack of a better word, well fucked.

And then Steve looks to his right and they all make eye contact.

We love figuring yourself out 🥰 I think it sounds like a very funny cute idea !!!!

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[eddywoww]

my friend is into perineum sunning because they want a tan everywhere and I didnt know that was a thing but could see Steve doing it to be a tease (not Eddie because Eddie would burn even tho I could also see him doing it because he likes to put on a show)

Literally fucking Bloodsport steve lmaooooo

Also I need you to know how hard this made me laugh as a concept. Good for your friend

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[eddywoww]

You write some of the nastiest, grossest, most foul shit 😍🤤🥰🧎🏻‍♀️🥹🙌🏻 🩷

Much much better, thank youb😂

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[eddywoww]

as the ceo of the dom eddie series i command anyone talking badly about it to cease immediately

Love that we have a ceo around here 😂

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[eddywoww]

I saw a post about predator/prey dynamic with a praise kink, and I think that would be so delicious for either dom eddie or omega eddie

OH MY GOD

Omega Eddie and Steve playing a hunting game 😵‍💫 Eddie telling Steve he can come to his place in the middle of the night and do what he wants

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[eddywoww]

concept: head cook/chef Eddie, host Steve. The sexual tension would be miserable and everyone on staff (Robin) would hate it lmaooo

No but you’re making me consider this

Rich boy Steve who did something dumb as fuck over the summer and got away with it but now he’s in trouble and has to work in his dad’s restaurant to avoid real world adult repercussions. Eddie the cook who is antagonistic on purpose, especially in a gay way because he’s making a lot of unfair assumptions about Steve.

And then Robin the server who wishes they’d just shut the fuck up already

#asks #lee asks #honestly I should #so they can fuck in the kitchen

[eddywoww]

My baby girl Stevie worked so hard. I need to see Eddie on his fucking hands and knees. I need him to be the most boyfriendy boyfriend ever to boyfriend. I need him giving Stevie all his hoodies, basically moving her into that house she likes so much, and just generally being obsessed with everything she says and does, and I need him to do it all LOUDLY. (But fr no actual pressure ever, it’s amazing that you wrote this at all and while I would literally bark for more installments, I only wish for you to be happy and write what makes you happy)

I’m so glad so many people liked it! They’re so cute and fun to write. And ABSOLUTELY eddie would become the MOST whipped

I thought of Stevie wanted to bang in the sorority house just bc Sammy is a bitch and Eddie giving in bc he’s so whipped

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[eddywoww]

Stick and poke dom Eddie fic? I miss my babies 🥹

Thinking about them attempting to spend the night before their wedding apart but Eddie sneaks into Steve’s (hotel room, wherever he’s staying) and pulls him away so that they can give each other wedding tattoos 🥺

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