#laughing so hard i can't breahte

[awanderingmuse-fandom]

Did I ever tell you all about the time I had really bad Feldspar brainrot while I was at work.

One of my co-workers sent me an e-mail like Muse (they don't call me muse at work, but yk) "I have questions about the starts-with-an-F invoices". After spending 10 minutes of feeling my soul leave my body as I tried and failed to reply in a written format I decided, hey maybe I should just go talk to them.

So I approach this co-workers desk and I say "Hey about the Feldspar invoices"...The company name that starts with F was NOT feldspar...she looked at me like I'd lost my mind and all I could do was laugh. Stars above!

#outer wilds #the muse irl #laughing so hard i can't breahte

[mikecardenunofficial]

I still can’t believe my dad outed me to my grandma. and got my sexuality wrong

#i'm /dying/ #i can't breahte I'm laughing so hard #jfc dad

[wonderful-wasp]

liSTEN MY COUSIN KEEPS SENDING ME MUSLIM/DESI MEMES AND SHIT SO I’M GONNA SPAM THOSE FOR A BIT OKAY 

EDIT: BLOCK THE TAGS “DESI”  AND “MUSLIMTHINGS” IF YOU DON’T WANNA SEE IT FLJDG

#SLDJFLKSJLKGDFG SARA I'M CRYING #SHE KEEPS SENDING ME SO MANY AND I'M LOSING MY ABILITYO TO BREAHTE #THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR SPENDING TIME WITH HER #I LOVE HER SO MUCH DKJFLSJDF #THIS IS YOUR WARNING ITS NOT GONNA MAKE SENSE TO LIKE 99% OF YOU BUT IM LAUGHING TOO HARD THESE ARE SO GOOD #I CAN'T N O T REBLOG THESE #text #notice #personal