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nightfang22 · 1 year

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Get Angry

As a special treat for my friend @p34ch-tr33 who always pulls out my best work! Enjoy!

TW:Angst,smut insinuation,alcohol,18+

A tear runs down my cheek as I blow out the last candle on the cake. 20 candles nearly completely melted, wax mixed with icing, I sat alone in the dark as I waited for him. He should've been here 5 hours ago. Kenny promised this year would be different. He promised. I scroll through my Snapchat just looking at people's stories and watching dog videos. I clicked on Stan's story expecting to see cute photos of Sparky or videos with Wendy. What I saw broke my heart. Stan's story was filled with nothing but videos of a party at Kenny's house. I could see Wendy and Bebe taking shots and Cartman and Heidi making out. Butters was hitting on some poor drunk girl in the corner and Kyle was playing video games. Craig and Tweek were watching Jimmy break dance on a cardboard box in the middle of the room. I choked back a hard sob stuck in my throat but ultimately I failed. Then I remembered what my father told me when I was little: Don't cry, get mad. And when you get mad, get even. I picked myself up and brushed myself off, tossing the ruined cake in the garbage before fixing my makeup. I grabbed my keys and sped off in my car to Kenny's house.

Ever since Kenny's dad got that oil rig job and is never home anymore, Kenny hasn't really been Kenny. We used to celebrate each other's birthdays together all the time when we were kids but he's missed the last couple of years. He always made it up to me in the end but this time he completely forgot and didn't invite me to his party! I'll show him. I pull into Kenny's driveway and get out of my car. I knock on the door but there's no answer. 'Maybe the music is too loud for them to hear anything else?' So I knock again but louder. Stan opens the door looking back over his shoulder laughing at something before turning his head to face me. His eyes widen in shock. "(Y/N), what are you doing here?" He has a glass in his hand that has a golden brown liquid in it. I relieve him of his glass and down it. 'Hm, Kenny's dad's Scotch from the fancy liquor cabinet.' "I just came to say hi to Kenny and to remind him of the date. You know, since he didn't invite me to his little shindig." I said through gritted teeth. Stan is just staring at me dumbfounded before saying, "What? Kenny told us you couldn't make it cause you were sick. Everyone was asking about you." I smile softly and hug him. That makes me feel a teensy bit better. "Thank you, Stan. Where's Kenny?" I ask, my voice now calm and soft. Stan steps aside to let me in and points over to his dad's recliner where Kenny is sat watching Kyle play Nintendo. I give Stan back the empty glass and march over to Kenny. I stand in front of him, blocking his view of Kyle's game. I see his eyes widen for but a moment before I kick him square in the junk. "KENNY MCCORMICK, YOU ARE THE WORST FRIEND AND BIGGEST ASSHOLE I'VE EVER MET AND THAT SAYS SOMETHING CONSIDERING WE'VE KNOWN CARTMAN OUR WHOLE GODDAMN LIVES!" I scream at him in front of everyone. He's not wearing his parka so I have a full view of his face and just how red his cheeks are from embarrassment. The music suddenly stops and the whole room falls silent as everyone has their eyes on us. "NOT ONLY DO YOU THROW A PARTY AND TELL EVERYONE I'M SICK BUT YOU FORGET MY GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A MOTHERFUCKING ROW, YOU PIECE OF ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT! I HOPE YOU GET TOSSED ONTO A PIKE YOU SON OF A BITCH! I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS BUT I THINK THAT KENNY KABOBS SOUND PRETTY GODDAMN GOOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW!" And I kick him square in the junk one more time. Just for good measure, of course. "Okay everyone, let the party continue! It is my birthday, after all!" I slit my eyes in Kenny's direction when I say the word 'birthday'.

The music starts up again and everyone goes back to partying like nothing even happened. I walked into the kitchen to pour myself a heavy drink when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I roll my eyes sighing. Spinning around, I say "Kenny, I'm not sorry for kicking you in the balls and I'm especially not sorry for crashing your party, either." But when I spin around I am not met with blonde hair and blue-green eyes. I am met with messy black hair peeking out of a cute blue hat. "I'm not sorry you did either of those things, too. He really deserved it." It's Craig. I look up at his rather tall frame. Craig has towered over me since we were little. "Oh, sorry. I thought you were Kenny." He fakes being wounded in the chest. "Ouch, (Y/N). That bad, huh?" I could only laugh at his cheesy joke and brush his arm as I reply, "Nah, you're way cuter." His cheeks turn bright pink and that's when I notice Kenny watching out of the corner of my eye. I wrap my arms around Craig's neck and pull him in. We start to makeout and he has me pressed up against the wall. I break away only to pull him up the staircase to Kenny's bedroom. I open the door as Craig takes off his shirt. I turn to him as he pins me to the door, shutting it. He pulls my shirt off and unclasps my bra. He moves me to the bed and takes his hat off, placing it gently atop my head. Removing my skirt and undergarments, Craig kisses his way up my legs before he has me pinned beneath him. I never thought that my first time would be like this. As a revenge tactic with someone I didn't love. Especially not with Craig Tucker. He's leaning down to kiss me again when the door slams wide open. Kenny bursts through the door and pulls Craig off of me by the back of his head, slamming him into the wall. I jump up to my elbows. It appears that Craig is rendered unconscious. He's still breathing at least. I can see his chest moving rhythmically. I stare at Kenny as his head turns to me, his breathing hot and heavy. I can see why. He has a raging boner in his jeans. He pulls off his shirt and crawls on top of me. We make very intense and intimate eye contact for a few silent moments. "I'm sorry, (Y/N). I shouldn't have forgotten." I clear my throat. "Or lied to everyone about you being sick. Can you please forgive me?" Kenny gives me his best puppy eyes, the ones that always got me to do whatever he wanted when we were little and even still to this day. "Okay, fine. I'll forgive you." He smiled at me softly kissing me on the lips. "You weren't really about to give away what's mine to Craig, right?" I shake my head while giggling. He chuckles. "Good. Now let me give you your birthday gift." He strips his bottoms and I flip him over. "Let me." I whisper. I get real close to his face before I whisper, "Nice try, asshole." I sit back up and slap him across the face. "You could never have me no matter how bad you want me, McCormick." I spit in his face as I got up, Craig's hat still atop my head. I saunter over to the door taking a final turn to look at Kenny. "You'd just die on me anyways, you fucking flip phone." Those were the last words I ever spoke to Kenny McCormick as I left him laying there confused and sexually frustrated with his cock out in a room with an unconscious Craig.

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multifandomerx · 1 month

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Kenny X Reader South Park pt1

Disclaimer!!! All characters in this fic are over 18!!

Chapter one : "You're a what?!"

Third person POV :

"Kenny goddamn it wake up!" Kyle yelled at the half asleep half awake stoner. Seeing that his screaming didn't work he decided on a more drastic measure...

"THE FUCK?!" Yelled a now wet (not like that ya pervs) Kenny "You threw fucking water at me?!"

"It did wake you up" Said Stan who just walked in the scene from his room in their shared college dorm.

"It's a fucking winter Sunday why should I wake up??"

"Dude it's Monday" said Kyke

"Not funny dude!"

"Just check your phone then" Mumbled Stan

The smug look got wiped off of Kenny's face when he saw on his phone screen that it was in fact Monday...The day he was meant to show a new iid around campus so that the professor doesn't call the police on him...Even he knows it doesn't make sense but it's a win for him, showing a weird ass kid around and keep smoking sounds about fine...Only he was late...

"Shit shit shit shit" He kept on saying as he dressed up as fast as he could

"Why do they even bring students during winter huh?"

"Don't ask us dude" Said Cartman who came out of the kitchen while stuffing his face with chips

"I'm just glad I'm not in your place" Said Kyle

"The fuck not you're coming too"

"No" "Yes" "No" "Yes" "No" "Yes" "No"..."No" "Yes"

"Ha! You agreed"

"The fuck I didn't"

Kenny grabs Kyle and tries to drag him out the door but Kyle latches on to Stan who holds onto Cartman

"Don't touch me I'm eating" Yelled Cartman but instead of a comeback there was silence

"Mr Marsh...McCormick...Brovlovski...Cartman...This is our new addition Elle Ampatz I trust you will show her around"

"Y-yes sir" stuttered Kenny

(u can look however ya want but I'm imagining her like this)

When the professor left all of the boys tried to speak but she spoke first

"Weed from Charhal? Really? That man sells the cheapest shit and is getting more cash than me too" She says while looking at Kyle...

"Weed? What weed? I don't smoke heh..." Said Kenny nervously

"Oh please I know what I deal" she said

"What" said all the boy's at the same time

"I'm a dealer"

"You're a what?!" Said Kenny shocked

Kenny POV:

She's hot and dealing drugs...Oh god sign me up

"Yeah" she says and does a long pause that takes and embarrassingly long amount of time for me to realise she is waiting for my name

"It's Kenny"

"No one asked but I'm Kyle"

"I'm Stan"

"Just call me Cartman"

"Uhh alright" She says and takes a ziplock bag full of weed and hand it to me

"I can't pay for that" I say and try to give it back to me

"It's free...Anything for that ass to have less costumers"

"Uhh okay?" I say and start showing her around campus

END OF CHAPTER ONE!!

#south park #kenny mccormick #kenny x reader #viral #fyp #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #stan marsh

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