#kyd react to the homestuck epilogues

[shrimpwithglasses]

Soooo glad I now have context for this one viral paragraph I saw all those years ago, props on Dave for taking matters literally into his own hands and not letting Dirk run the show, i would’ve flipped OUT-

And we get moments like this, these two are soo cute together is grosssss like stopppp omg I dreamed of days like this DaveKat nation I finally understand you, and I stand WITH you ❤️🩶

#the part where Dirk commented that they were both bttms was pretty funny ngl #but WHATEVER #IDC ABOUT THAT #IM ALL ABOUT THE FLUFF BABYYYY #homestuck #homestuck epilogues #dave strider #karkat vantas #davekat #kyd rambles #kyd react to the homestuck epilogues

[shrimpwithglasses]

My jaw drops as I stare at the nonexistent camera… mf was so heartbroken he turned into the scummiest dickhead ever. I remember vague pieces of how DirkJake relationship went in their early stages, and I know at some point it got very… rocky but my god dude… what a fucking final piece of dialogue.

#good thing HS is all about alternate universe #I’ll just ignore canon doomed lovers DirkJake and think about the universe where they’re happily together like Davekat 🫠 #Jake’s begging before this did break me tho #Dirk broke him so bad :( #homestuck #homestuck epilogues #DirkJake #dirk strider #jake english #kyd react to the homestuck epilogues #kyd rambles

[shrimpwithglasses]

So… so you’re telling me… while Jake & Jane were trying to get their nasty on… all Jake could think about was Dirk and comparing how Jane feels so much different than Dirk… and just continues to think about Dirk… I… I need a moment, oh my god-

#THEYRE SO MESSY AND COMPLICATED #BUT I FUCKING LOVE THEM #AGHHH I HATE THEM SO MUCH THO #dirk strider #jake english #dirkjake #homestuck #homestuck epilogues #kyd rambles #kyd react to the homestuck epilogues

[shrimpwithglasses]

So… finished Meat and um… ULT Dirk is… well idk but he certainly is something. But here I read 🥩 first cause that’s where I thought all the bad things that were tagged was going to be but to my surprised nothing extremely bad happened??? Now I have to go read Candy with the knowledge that some fucked up junk is about to go down… fuck, that shit was intentional and I fell for it hook, line & sinker.

#overall I just feel really bad for Jake #my pookie :( #I’d die for him ngl #Dave: you better make Dirk pay #homestuck #homestuck epilogues #kyd react to the homestuck epilogues #kyd rambles

[shrimpwithglasses]

I fucking hate homestuck.

#36 chapters into 🥩 and I’m emotionally drained #Dirk is a fucking dickhead #my love for DirkJake dying #John is fucking dead #I hate it here #homestuck #homestuck epilogues #kyd rambles #kyd react to the homestuck epilogues

[shrimpwithglasses]

I’m jotting my thoughts down before I continue with this chapter; future me let me know how it goes:

Is Dirk actually about to fucking assassinate Jake???

#Dirk has completely gone off the fucking rails I fear #I’m scared to continue reading #it’s either an attempt on Jake or Karkat but equally batshit insane actions to take #idk let me finish reading I’ll be back #homestuck #homestuck epilogues #dirk strider #kyd rambles #kyd react to the homestuck epilogues

[shrimpwithglasses]

oh… so Dirk is basically off the rails crazy, huh. Just a full on psychopath. It’s genuinely unsettling. Especially the way he was talking about Rose… all that “my daughter; she is mine.” nonsense… like dude… I don’t even know what to say… he’s creepy…

#I wanna say this isn’t the Dirk I remember #but tbh I think he’s always had this massive ego #I am genuinely unsettled by him like #he’s actually scary #dirk strider #homestuck #homestuck epilogues #kyd react to the homestuck epilogues #kyd rambles

[shrimpwithglasses]

The public’s reaction to Gamzee’s death… me too, man. Me too. Idk what he’s done (and idrc) but-

LET MY GUY LIVE (ALSO F*CK YOU VRISKA 🖕🏽)

#AGAIN IM STILL READING THE EPILOGUES SO IM SORRY IF HES DONE CRIME WORTH BEING MURDERED FOR 😦 #idc what ‘good’ vriska does for the plot atp #IM A VRISKA HATER TILL I DIE #homestuck #homestuck^2 #gamzee makara #vriska serket #kyd react to hs^2 #kyd rambles

[shrimpwithglasses]

k I realized I hadn’t actually read HS2 and just kinda jumped in to some chapter (which no wonder I have no clue what’s happening) so I’m reading it form the beginning and- GAMZEE IS FKN DEAD AGAIN, I CANT CATCH A BREAK FROM THESE 8ITCHES 😫

#GUYS SPARE ME IM NOT CAUGHT UP ON THE EPILOGUES SO IM SORRY IF HES ACTUALLY DONE CRIMES 😦 #GAMZEE FANS CANT CATCH A BREAK IS2G #IM SO TIRED OF SERKETS #homestuck #homestuck^2 #gamzee makara #vriska serket #vrissy maryam lalonde #kyd rambles #kyd react to hs^2