Round 1 Match 4
Roxas (Wannabe Sora. Unfairly difficult battle in KH2.)
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Saix (Xion abuse and Sora humiliation.)
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Luxord (British.)
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Round 1 Match 3
Axel (Kept secrets from Roxas and Xion and never experienced consequences. Full of obnoxious little quips and catchphrases.)
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Vexen (Unethical experiments [cough Repliku cough].)
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Round 1 Match 15
Dance Water Dance (Harbinger of water clones.)
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Swim This Way (It's in my brain and I'm sad now /lighthearted)
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Round 1 Match 14
Donald Duck (Always heals too late.)
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Goofy (Already died once.)
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Round 1 Match 13
Sora (Some of yall just want violence.)
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Kairi (Girl Character Syndrome.)
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Round 1 Match 6
Hot Rod (Unfair invincibility + speed.)
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Darkness (Possessed Ventus for violent crime purposes.)
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Strelitzia's Chirithy (So mean about Strelitzia! Said she wasn't cut out to be a leader. Bad kitty.)
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Round 1 Match 2
DiZ (Horrible to Roxas and Xion. And what was with the fake heroic sacrifice?)
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Eraqus (Can't accept the balance of light and dark. Tried to kill Ventus about it.)
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Odin (Thought solitary confinement would fix Baldr's trauma. Did nothing to save his students.)
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Round 1 Match 1
Mickey Mouse (Forgot Aqua in the Realm of Darkness for a whole decade)
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Disney (Is a corporation and also made Arendelle suck)
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Yen Sid (Does basically nothing and is mean to Sora) (Name spelled backwards, he's secretly Disney)
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Round 1 Match 16
Agrabah (Let us out of khux Agrabah missions hell.)
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Arendelle (Elsa could have had darkness but disney was too scared.)
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Deep Jungle (Vines minigame. Need I say anything else.)
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San Fransokyo (Dark Baymax fight. Also they let Sora be cringe here.)
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Round 1 Match 11
Master of Masters (Forced children to fight a war. The real villain behind everything.)
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Luxu (Too old.)
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Xigbar (Unfair moves in his KH2 battle. Could be fun to kill homoerotically.)
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Round 1 Match 9
Xion (Flat/boring character.)
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Larxene (Justice for Namine! Gets away with everything just for being hot.)
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Maleficent (Condescending and manipulative. Her inclusion feels forced at this point.)
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Round 1 Match 12
Vanitas (Fuck them kids) [thank you submitter i'm stealing your comment]
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Venitas (Thinks he's an edgelord.)
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Round 1 Match 8
Pence (Makes you do quizzes to progress the plot.)
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Yozora (Boss fight.)
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Round 1 Match 7
Philoctetes (Two words: Get Up On The Hydra's Back!) [thank you submitter I'm stealing your caption]
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Peter Pan (Horrible child needs to be put in his place for once)
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Lock, Shock, and Barrel (The pumpkin bombs in Days.)
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Olaf (Obnoxious find the parts minigame is obnoxious.)
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Round 1 Match 5
Scarecrow!Roxas (Bad impersonation.)
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Vivi!Dusk (Made Vivi look bad.)
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Robed Figure (Pretended to be sharing useful info but was actually just causing problems.)
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Round 1 Match 10
Xehanort (Evil. Put that old man out of his misery.)
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Xemnas (Organization 13 - related lies and manipulation.)
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Young Xehanort (Tries so hard to be cool and fails. End the Xehanort problems sooner.)
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