#klapollogies

[your-local-granny]

i know there's many interpretations of klapollo and they're all valid or whatever all are welcome to dine at the lords table ect ect but to ME. it is integral that:

a) apollo doesn't give a single shit that klavier is famous and

b) that apollo isn't insecure abt his looks

because if you don't have that then it's just a 1directioner insert fic which. I can accept but it's hard for me to return to those grade school recess conversations in full sincerity. and if you DO have those things then klapollo is the greatest modern successor to roger and jessica rabbit

#i don't mean that he doesnt think klavier is hot. OBVIOUSLY he does thats canon #but he cant be intimidated by the gavineers fame and/ or actively disparaging his own looks bc thats just sad imo #that corviiids tweet about 'im sure the red carpet will think ur JC pennys suit is as charming as i think it is' 'no i know that' #THATS THE DYNAMIC OKAY #sorry i feel like im huffing carbon monoxide rn #okay anywyas #klapollo #aa #aa meta #aj #klapollogies #portal of rambling

[unamusedyams]

no one has the username @klapollogies I think it's a good one

#yam rambles

[your-local-granny]

get his ass polly!

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#litera;lly i have no idea what possesed me #i have class at 9 and a reading i Didnt do for it #i finsihed like 1 com and then went crazy i guess #somehow feel like i made them both too sweaty and not sweaty enough #ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #klapollo #klavier gavin #apollo justice #and as always: #klapollogies #portal art 💕🌸🌤

[your-local-granny]

when ur so T4T even ur cat is trans…

(happy 2/9!!!)

#lets play a fun game of which scars r burn scars which scars r bombing scars and which scars are from top surgery <3333 #also... if ur wondering why klavier is so short theyre j lying down or smthn idk. #yees thir boxers r color coordinated theyre cringe fail like that<33 #also i forget if mikeko is a boy or a girl and it doesn't matter #apollo justice #klavier gavin #apollo justice ace attorney #klapollo #klapollogies #ace attorney #mikeko #portal art 💕🌸🌤

[your-local-granny]

I know a lot of people like using Blackquill being a little shit as a nice background element for klapollo fic but I need you to know that to ME. Klapollo is the background element to give Blackquill material to be a little shit about

#This is about what we do for gym access but it’s also about that mini comic #it’s also about my belief that there’s actually a workplace comedy about the prosecutors office occurring at all times off screen #simon blackquill #klapollo #klapollogies #portal of rambling

[your-local-granny]

Thinks about them. Combusts.

#Klapollogies #hi yes I am now caught up on the gym fic I am blowing things up w my mind #wahahhwhahhwhahhehahhahwhahah #also I miss my gf #it’s been like 36 hours but still #portal of rambling

[your-local-granny]

your haikyuu queue tag is genius omg 😭

THANK YOU!!! I only have like 3 funny tags but I cherish them all

#Haiqueue was made because I needed to stop spam rbing fjjcjc #tbh same for klapollogies #fey and co is new but it’s good because I have a tag for ‘Mia/maya/pearls and also maybe Phoenix is here’ #which is like. My main aa interest fjcjjc #Portal of rambling