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Naruto boyfriends, best to worst:

Asuma: he’s dedicated, loyal, and there’s a romantic side underneath all that manliness. He’s soft for his S/O and students, but that’s IT. Also gives best cuddles.

Gaara: such a soft boi. He’s doting and sweet, but he’s a bit lost on romantics, having no real experience. He’s willing to learn and communicate with his S/O to make their relationship work. Overall, very healthy relationship.

Naruto: Naruto does everything with his whole heart, that means his relationships too. If he loves you, he loves you. And he tells you everyday. Perhaps the one downside of dating Naruto is that it can become too much, so he is not well suited to S/Os that tend to feel smothered by overly affectionate partners. But he’s not embarrassed of his feelings and will always communicate with his S/O.

Raido: an emotionally stable, giant buff man? Is this real life? The downfall of dating Raido truly lies in his work schedule. He’s a busy homage guard, however he does have a safer post than most. So peace of mind is due to the loss of quality time. This can cause tension in his relationships, especially because romance isn’t something that comes to him naturally. But he is a great communicator and makes sure his S/O know that they are loved.

Kakashi: he’s a bit emotionally constipated. And communicating with his partner is definitely and area where he falls short. He can be distant, and may disappear for a time when feeling overwhelmed. Though he’d never cheat on his partner, his habit of self isolating can fill a partner with doubts. Dating Kakashi takes work, and lots of time. But when he finally lets his walls down the relationship flourishes.

Shikamaru: he’s lazy and low maintenance. If that’s not your cup of tea, then Shika isn’t for you. He is well attuned enough to know when he fucked up and isn’t beneath apologizing though, so relationships are relatively fight free.

Genma: listen, baby, he’s a hoe. I know, I love him too. But unless he’s really in love, he’s gonna play you. Now if he’s fully committed, he’s a great partner; but his partner may find it a struggle to trust him given his… history.

Kiba: he’s hard to tie down because he does enjoy his hoe life. Because of this he’s relatively inexperienced with relationships and it shows. He gradually gets better with age.

Kankuro: he’s a hoe.

Sasuke: idc what his stans think, thru the entirety of the series he has shown no qualities associated with being a good partner. He’s distant, very rarely affirms his partner of his feelings, and he’s emotionally conatipated. Controversial opinion, but he might be the cheating type 👀

Orochimaru: listen bb, he only had one priority. And that’s himself. He’s probably just keeping you around for the devotion. And maybe an experiment, but it’s highly unlikely he’s genuinely concerned for your happiness or safety.

Kabuto: listen he’s probably just using u as an experiment. Leave baby, before it’s too late.

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