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dentos-wife · 1 year

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I am amazed that we still have ships war in the fandom when freaking Heroes released. People are still fighting whether or not shipping Robin and Corrin with 2nd gen is immoral or not, pedo or not, same things with Byleth and their ex-students and some people are trying to decided whether or not Robin/Exalt or Robin/Tiki counts as inscest because Grimeal blood shares with Divine Blood hence Naga and they are hence blood related and the same thing for even olders games, when heroes created the most amazing amount of crack ships ever. Ever since it released you got all kinds of cross-over/cross-generational kind of pairing. If you think Robicina is breaking bro code, then what about people shipping Lucina with Kriss ? Or people shipping Olivia with Xander ? Heck there is even people shipping Marth with Robin. And the amount of Rufurufu, kamukamu, kamurufu fanart rised from the depth. Not to mention that Warriors was here too to explain why all of a suddent you would find fans using it as a proof that Chromdelia is canon because of her supports with Lucina ! But meh, I am a F!Robin x Leo trash and I have soft spot for M!Morgan x Soleil so who am I to judge ? Though I wish I could tell the Corrincina shippers that Corrin and Robin are technically the same person

My simple answer is because it doesn't matter if it's a daughter (or son) from the future, that's still your child getting together with your best friend and the psychological effects on how that would work and change the dynamics of all the relationships involved is just too much to consider for me personally. Your best friend who was on equal terms with you now becomes your son/daughter (in law) with your future child still around and your present one is back home. I'm sorry that's too strange for my mind to try to process, basic dynamic structure is muddied and my analytical brain can't make it work.

The other ones don't have that giant hurdle to cross, it's just people from different worlds that don't even know each other or anyone else the relationship dynamics would affect. I guess Marth Robin would be closer but even then there's generations between them still not as weird as being with your best friend's child, grandchild would also be odd, you'd have to go a couple of generations before the specific dynamic is broken but once it is, fine no longer strange to me. That's also why Corrincina isn't as odd, might be the same soul but Robin and Corrin are two completely different characters with personality and relationship differences.

Also FRobin/Leo sounds flipping adorable I may be a Leorrin shipper but oooh I can see the potential in that one, cute...

#anon asks #if one person can make the dynamic of the future child thing not weird I'd be okay with it but I personally can't do it

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sassphicdragoness · 6 years

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MMCorbin - Dragonstone

So this is inspired by the lovely Rubiarts and her adorable Corrin/Robin comics. I took inspiration from these three comics, along with some goofy ideas we tossed around. So this is purely a crack fic, please don’t take it seriously. I followed how Ruba portrays Robin and Corrin. Enjoooooy :D

After several failed attempts at getting Robin to accept Dragonstones from him, Corrin came up with the perfect idea. Giving him one a day didn’t work, putting them in a box of Valentine chocolates backfired spectacularly, but this was bound to work. It just HAD to.

Corrin smiled from ear to ear as he put on the finishing touches, and then stood back to admire his hard work. If this didn’t convinced his beloved Robin to try out a Dragonstone, then he had no idea what would. But now all he had to do was just sit and wait…

After a long and exhausting day of research and strategy planning, Robin craved a good night’s sleep. Usually, he would be up into the wee hours of the morning perfecting his strategies down to the minutest detail; alas, his notoriously poor sleeping habits were catching up to him. So with a cup of herbal tea in hand and pajamas cloaked upon his tired body, Robin trudged his way to his sleeping quarters, his opposite hand stifling a deep yawn. Hopefully, Corrin wouldn’t be in their room trying to seduce him into using a Dragonstone for the umpteenth time… “I don’t know how many times I have to reiterate that I can’t use them… but his tenacity is certainly admirable.”

Robin couldn’t help but find Corrin’s stubbornness oddly amusing, and it was admittedly endearing that Corrin was just curious about seeing another dragon. But Grima was not that kind of dragon, and certainly not the friendly type either. Hell, he wouldn’t even fit in the mansion – which he told as such to Corrin, who thought it was ‘amazing’ and then said he believed Robin was a ‘good dragon.’ Robin swore he would need stitches from how hard he laughed at the ridiculous notion that Grima was a ‘good dragon.’

Admittedly, Robin felt a flutter in his chest the closer he got to their shared dorm. He was much more lowkey about their relationship in public, but behind closed doors, he simply adored being around the dragon prince. Corrin was sweet and kind, a bit naïve, but possessed a heart of solid gold – and he was insanely adorable whenever he fell asleep, with his draconic tail wagging contently and the incessant dragon purrs whenever he was curled up in Robin’s arms. More than anything, that’s what Robin was looking forward to once he reached the room.

As he took a sip of his tea, he turned the knob and opened the door; there, he laid eyes upon, well… quite possibly the most ridiculous sight ever, and he damn near dropped his mug.

Corrin was laying on his side in their bed; while completely shirtless, he wore a simple pair of black silken boxers with purple Nohrian symbols on them. His pose made it seem as if he wanted to be painted like a French girl. Granted the rest of the room held a very romantic atmosphere – dimmed lights, lit candles, and Corrin even had a stemmed red rose between his teeth. What made Robin want to slam his face into the door frame, however?

The hundreds of Dragonstones strewn across the bed like rose petals.

‘What in the actual seven hells?!’

Corrin had the nerve to look proud of himself, but what finally put the nail in the coffin was the prince’s attempt at a sexy grin, followed by him wriggling his eyebrows suggestively.

And with that, Robin promptly turned on his heel and walked right back out the door. He loved Corrin, undoubtedly – but gods, could he be an insufferable airhead sometimes.

“Robin, waaaaaaiiiiit!!” Immediately, Corrin bolted out of the bed and jumped onto Robin’s back, his arms and legs wrapping themselves around the tactician’s waist and torso.

“It’s not going to work, Corrin.” Robin deadpanned. “How many times have I said this?”

“I just want to see your dragon form…” Corrin whined, clinging that much more to him.

Robin sighed, “No, you don’t.” He took another sip of his tea and glanced over his shoulder at his clingy boyfriend, offering a gentle pat to his forehead. “Trust me…”

“…Alriiiiight…” Corrin nuzzled into Robin’s neck, purring softly. His grin was hidden from view, though. If Robin wouldn’t tell him how to unlock his dragon form, he knew exactly who to ask.

“Do you have a death wish?” Reflet asked, her tone serious and flat.

“No, I just want to see what he looks like as a dragon…” Corrin pouted.

So her male counterpart wasn’t exaggerating when he mentioned how persistent his lover was about seeing him as a dragon. Interesting… At least her precious dragon princess was more levelheaded than her male counterpart; speaking of whom had her head curled up in Robyn’s lap and purring away as her head was stoked and pet lovingly by the female tactician. Kamui merely giggled as her own draconic tail wagged happily.

“I’ve seen Reflet’s dragon form… she covers the whole sky…” she mentioned teasingly to Corrin, knowing that would only make the dragon prince that much more adamant on seeing Robin in the same fashion.

“Come on, Reflet, surely you know how to get him to turn into a dragon. I just want to see it once, that’s it.”

Against her better judgment, she sat on the thought for a few moments. Did she really want to risk that? They were under the protection of the Smash Realm, and Master Hand would intervene if anything happened… Surely, nothing serious would happen. Plus, Lucina had Falchion. “…Alright…” she finally conceded, “But don’t say I didn’t warn you…”

The following morning consisted of Corrin making his usual heaping plate of pancakes, eggs, and sausages for breakfast. Typically, Robin would’ve been right beside him brewing his first pot of dark roast coffee for the day, which everyone knew was the tactician’s very lifeblood.

Instead, Robin was running around like a headless chicken, turning the kitchen upside down to find at least one package of coffee. Even a small bean of it was feasible at this point. Alas, there was none to be found – only a mysteriously empty cabinet where pound upon pound of his coffee should have been. Minute by minute, Robin was growing irritable and impatient, the caffeine withdrawal beginning to take its toll on him. Or at least, he was just so frantic to find it that he was grossly over imagining his caffeine withdrawal.

“This is impossible I had five pounds of coffee in here yesterday there’s no way in hell all of it is gone!” He rambled as he frantically ransacked the rest of the kitchen and then bolted back to his room to make sure that he didn’t have a secret stash of it tucked away somewhere.

Unbeknownst to him, Corrin had hidden his coffee in the foyer of the mansion – if what Robyn told him was true, then this could be what finally allowed him to see Robin in his dragon form. He was so excited, he could hardly wait to see what Robin looked like. He did have a backup plan in the form of the Valentine’s heart box he’d given Robin several months – this time, it was filled with actual chocolate courtesy of Princess Peach. Surely that would calm him down if he went on a rampage from lack of coffee – right?

Robin returned to the kitchen empty-handed, and his eyes had noticeably morphed from gentle amber to angry blood red. Several line had etched themselves into his cheeks, connecting his eyes and corners of his lips together. “Where’s my coffee?! I need my coffee! Who the hell took my coffee?!”

“It’s all gone, I think… Someone must’ve cleaned out the cabinets and thrown it out…”

Corrin’s nonchalant tone did little to settle Robin’s impending rage. The tactician’s body seemed to grow red, ad without warning, a deafening roar rang out as his body flashed with demonic energy. Corrin had no idea what happened, but when he opened his eyes, he was on the floor, the kitchen was completely gone, and an insanely massive six-winged, horned dragon looming ominously in the darkening skies. Six crimson eyes glowed dangerously down at the spot where Corrin was standing, whom was soon joined by Reflet and Kamui.

“Wooooooow…” Corrin’s eyes lit up. Was this Robin’s dragon form? It was HUGE. “That’s so cool, Robin!”

“Dear Naga.” Reflet slammed her hand against her forehead. “And how exactly do you intend to get him to calm down?!”

“I already thought of that.” Corrin reached into his pajamas and yanked out the heart box. “Look, Robin! I got you another one! And this one has ACTUAL chocolate in it!”

Flabbergasted, Reflet turned on her heel and headed back into the mansion. “I’ll go get Lucina…”

#fire emblem #reshi's writings #robin #corrin #corbin #kamurufu #this is solely for comedy #but i had fun writing it #DO NOT STEAL ROBIN'S COFFEE EVER

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