#just look at how he trimmed his nails 😭😭😩😩😩 he knows

[saturncodedstarlette]

Just hands

#🧋| my blorbos #Jjk #Gojo Satoru #I have no control over my life anymore #just his hands #this is not fair #yes I saved them and collect them #they should be somewhere around me inside me wherever it is #just look at how he trimmed his nails 😭😭😩😩😩 he knows #I imagined his hands be rough yet kinda soft | warm but not too warm | and his hands ain’t definitely smooth cha cha and I love it #never understand why some people hc his hands be baby hands cuz no 🤚 #My 2023 works

[sadsimp]

Johnny Hcs

Warnings: Talks of murder, cannibalism, kidnapping (it’s Johnny what were you expecting?), and describing his dick, let me know if I missed anything <3 

Have some more of Johnny 😈

*Body*

Stands at 6 ft and 2 inches and weighs 200 lbs (canon) and it’s all muscle. Muscular but not to the point where it’s too much I think. Helps him get peoples attention so he can lead/kidnap them back to the house and overpower people easily 

Shows off his muscles subtly and makes it look like he doesn’t mean to do it, it just 

happens(he does mean to) 

The only fat he has on him is his ass and thighs

I’m joking I’m joking (I’m not)

I’m surprised he’s not as tan as I would expect, he’s kinda pale?? Might be just my lighting but he’s not tan at all

Has scars all over his body. Got quite a few scars from fights whether from victims or when he was a kid. I hc that he wears the gloves because he burned both his hands pretty bad and I think it was because he was doing something stupid (like holding a firecracker and letting Sissy light it)

Speaking of hands, big. Nice long and semi thick fingers? Doesn’t like it when people look or touch them. I think it’ll take forever til he’ll let you and if you say something that he finds odd, you won’t ever touch them again. 

He probably won’t let you paint his nails 😭 it’ll take a lot of convincing to let him paint his nails and if he does?? Makes you do black only at first then maybe blue if he sees that if makes you super happy and he gets some sort of “payment” *wink wink hint hint nudge nudge* 

He pretty much takes care of any injuries he gets by himself. Just washes with water and bandages it up. Does okay with stitches if he needs them? But his hands shake a bit so it’s not really neat

I feel like his hair is greasy and thick. It’s only soft when he blow dries it, the softness only lasts for a day though. Doesn’t like when people touch it but he lets them to make them more comfortable and so he can bring them back home. It looks dark brown to me so that’s what I’m going with 

If he’s in a relationship with you? first of all how did you manage that?? And secondly, he  might let you play with his hair after a good while but I wouldn’t count on it and only if he’s serious about you

Kinda has good hygiene? Like, he showers and brushes his teeth because nobody wants stanky breath and BO but he’s not the cleanest 

Has a lovely arch nose <3 I can imagine the Reader pulling on it as a way to mess with him 😩

Has very pretty brown eyes <3 and very nice eyelashes if you ever seen the tcm petals

Dick talk (lmao)

I personally think this man is packing. A little over 7 inches, very thick and but not too veiny. Fills you up nicely but it does sting sometimes when he doesn’t prep you enough (or at all)

Curves a bit to the left <3 and I’m sorry but he has hairy balls (he has to, he has the energy) 

Has a big bush, man does not shave and will not. Might trim it a bit but doesn’t put any effort into it. 

Also doesn’t mind a bush or body hair on any partners either surprisingly, since they can’t really afford razors he’s used to everyone not shaving at all unless he or Sissy steals it for everyone 

Has a nice happy trail too😩 it’s not a lot but it’s noticeable. Goes a tiny bit about his bellybutton and it’s the same color as his hair. Hairy legs too but his arms aren’t really that hairy. He has a bit of a stubble too <3

*General*

I heard someone saying that he’s the youngest?? Normally Bubba is the youngest?? Johnny has to be old enough to go to bars so I’m going to say he’s about 25-26 

Motherfucker snores like a train. Sometimes he takes snoring if he hasn’t fallen asleep yet just to catch victims escaping 

Pet names I think he would use (if you surprisingly ended up with him) are: Sugar, Darling, Princess/Prince, Sweatpea, Sunshine, Baby Doll, and I really think he would also use Precious. 

“Ain’t you so precious.” Then mf bites you, slaps away and runs laughing like a manic

He tries to give you a hug when he comes in all sweaty from working outside (he smells don’t let him)

Definitely has a type (it’s you bestie, you’re his type)

Like with the tcm petals thing, he can’t sneak very well because of his keys(at least I think) He also sounds like he stomps everywhere he goes😭

Probably only wears jeans and t shirts. I can see him dressing up a bit for going out but nothing to fancy

I think someone in the family has to have some type of job, Johnny is the only one who works along with Cook. (Haven’t watched the movies but I plan too I just don’t wanna pay 😭)  I can’t really decide on what he would do though, maybe a mechanic? Plumber?

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

I do think he likes to fix things, any problems with the house? He’s on it. A hole is in the roof? Just give him a couple of days, he’ll get it done

I’ve seen a few people say this, he’s favorite part is the thigh, and I completely agree

Does know how to cook but unfortunately it’s people💀

He does hunt/fish a lot too so he can definitely cook em up

I can imagine you’re trying to escape and you pass by the garage and he’s just skinning an animal that’s up on a hook and then notices you😟

Anyways-

I don’t really think he’s all the suave?? He’s kinda a meanie tbh😭  But I think it’s all just an act to get people more comfortable with him, he’s just doing what he’s seen on TV

I truly believe he’s a giant goofball. A big meanie goofball who’s also a narcissist and very manipulative 

I feel like he played pranks a lot as a kid but he’s pranks were setting something on fire or throwing a victim’s underwear in someone’s face instead of y’know, normal shit? 

He will bite you and draw blood just because he thinks it’s funny. I personally don’t think he’d use his knife on you though, that’s only for food

Very competitive and will come up with the stupidest “challenges” just so he can show he’s better. Poor Bubba is forced into them😭 

I can’t decide if Johnny is older, younger or around the same age as Bubba T^T

Probably does some woodworking too. Makes a bunch of different from birds to flowers to trying to make a replica of a persons face he likes 

That’s all I got for now😭 I’m sorry if I messed some info up but these are my hcs for our babygirl Johnny :3 Hope you enjoyed! <3

@dreamties <3

#johnny tcm game #Johnny Slaughter #Johnny slaughter headcanons #johnny headcanons

[twinkodium]

Your opinion on: F1 hands 👀 make a list

Finally, here I am answering this ask.

@merclaren was nice enough to send me cropped out pics of drivers’ hands so I can rate them blindly. Let me tell you, I was not happy with some of the results (Oscar, Charles, George & Lando weren’t included I’m way too familiar with theirs 🤭 and they’re in the top 6 anyways).

Disclaimer: this is only my opinion and preference, you can disagree and have a different order. We’re not the same. Tried to be less biased but well, my top 3 gotta be in that order 🫣

21. Nico Hulkenberg - 6/10

Insanely long fingers threw me off, weird looking I dunno.

20. Esteban Ocon - 6/10

Way too boney, I rated him 9 at first but came to my senses. Pretty similar to Hulkenberg’s.

19. Fernando Alonso - 6/10

Grandpa hands 😭

18. Yuki Tsunoda - 6/10

Grandpa hands 2.0 😭 I’m sorry, they’re so tiny 😭

17. Kevin Magnussen - 6/10

Miniature hands, very cute but not my type hence the rating.

16. Valtteri Bottas - 7/10

The way I was confused of who the hell this is was comical 😂 fingers are too thick and pretty small hands too.

15. Logan Sargeant - 7/10

Fingers and nails weird me out dunno why.

14. Lance Stroll - 7/10

My dear friend threatened to block me when I thought this was Lando 😂 pretty similar but not the same.

13. Carlos Sainz - 8/10

Old looking hand, just realised it now but actually a nice one.

12. Lewis Hamilton - 8,5/10

Couldn’t hide that fact who it is. The very pink finger nails weirded me out on the other pic she sent me. Plus I love tattoos, but it’s a little too much on the hands.

11. Pierre Gasly - 9/10

Jumping off the window right fucking now 😭 nice hands but for what? 😅

10. Max Verstappen - 9/10

Sorry Imaani, not bad but I’ll leave him to you 🤭

9. Sergio Perez - 9/10

I take no responsibilities 😭 why does he have great looking hands?? 😅

8. Liam Lawson - 9/10

Should’ve been higher up but the bitten nails are not sexy at all 😭 stop doing that boyo 😩

7. Zhou Guanyu - 9/10

Listen!!! I’ve noticed his hands a while ago and was extremely surprised! In a good way 🤯

6. George Russell - 9/10

Uhhggg he’s not in a top 5, I’ll die a slow death. It was nice to know you all 🙈 I couldn’t put him higher up tbh. Pretty big ones but longish fingers, too much veins for such boney hands 😭

5. Alex Albon - 9/10

My bestie! I didn’t know he has hands like this?? IM INTERESTING and deffo need to keep my eyes open from now on 👀

4. Daniel Ricciardo - 9,5/10

Yes, Danny has one of the nicest hands on the grid actually! Only fourth because of the nails 😭 but would be an easy top 3. Plus I’m in love with his hand tattoos. Not too much, just the right amount and greet placement.

3. Lando Norris - 9,5/10

I couldn’t included more pics 😭 but damn, his big hands always make me look twice 😩

2. Charles Leclerc - 9,7/10

Yeah well 🫣 you can’t tell me otherwise, pretty impressive veins going on and just generally attractive hands 🥵 with moles and rings 🤯 ALMOST BEAT OSCAR NGL!

1. Oscar Piastri - 9,98/10

Yes you guess it, it has to be him on first place 😩 might be a little biased but no one can deny that his hands aren’t one of the nicest ones 🫣 enough amount of veins, not too long fingers but on the thin side and MOLES! Don’t let me start on how many he has just on his hands 😭 couldn’t give him a 10 because of his long nails. Those bitches need to be trimmed 😐 (even if M and I are convinced they could be useful in some situation 😏)

#asks #anon #hand ranking #I’ll not put this in any drivers tags I’d start a ww😂

[moodywyrm]

exactly . and then somehow i lose all of my tools as soon as i need them

ok listen.. i was checking through our luggage just to make sure we have everything and she let me go through her suitcase and there was one pocket of one of her bags she wouldn’t let me see and it looked like it had a box in it so ..

ugh felt :( i stopped going to my family christmas party because some of my relatives are not very accepting of my relationship 😭 and they tried to set me up with one of my male cousins so .

making friends and keeping the streets safe!! good for her! also omg ! the percy jackson at the local bookstore is like $50

i know it’s so crazy! like wdym that laying in bed for 6 hours makes me feel worse and i actually have to be nice to myself to feel good..

yayy haul!! and yummy omg, a good lunch and a good nap !! and it’s awesome you’re making so much progress :o what colors do you have??

yesterday was good!! i spent most of the day organizing everything for our trip and making a schedule for myself for this year/next year with work and school and personal stuff 😭 and then i wrestled with binx trying to trim his nails >:( lil man is getting Big, it took me and my gf to hold him still 💔

how’s your day?

- 🩷

the curse and blessing of ikea 💔

oh my god!!! the calmest stroll in the world, omg!!!

with. your cousin. your cousin??? what the fuck????? Homophobes are so fuckjng weird and icky wtf man!!! Fuck their holiday celebrations, y’all’s are way better and significantly less incestuous

keeping the streets safe!! she’s done it again 😩 barked at a nice lady 😩 i was very embarrassed 💔 $50 is evil, but it makes sense if each book is sold individually for $10 but also :(

what do you mean i have to be nice to myself!!! insane. crazy. unheard of.

it was a very nice haul!! I got dark brown, forest green, a sort of burnt orange, and then a golden yellow? I also got a burgundy yarn bc idk if j in want to use the bright red that i already have for the leaves?

Organizing and scheduling!!! Very productive!! Binxy boy oh my god 😭😭 he’s getting too damn big!!!

Todays been okay! I got up early and walked and played with the dogs and then did my usual chores, but for some reason I’ve been irritated and overstimulated like all day? And now I have hiccups? I’m gonna scream

How’s your day been?

#moodythoughts #🩷 anon