#jus a mention ??

[time-woods]

more of this nonsense bc im sooo normal

#adventure time #fionna and cake #prismo the wishmaster #scarab the god auditor #prohibitedwish #i couldnt decide between pre-op prismo or post-op star top surgery scars so i jus did boooth . . #been having a lot of fun coloring with that fill lasso tool as of late #also ! i feel like i should mention this ! ! this is not intended to besexual i dont see themlike that #also i literally haveno interest in that so #bleeehh they make me insane bleeehhh

[aka-indulgence]

So... me and @llamagoddessofficial have been cooking up an au for a while... let me show you our hmf!Sans :> (Horror Mafiafell Sans)

You're a waitress working at a bar/restaurant, and a certain skeleton has been coming back again and again. You can't help but wonder... why?

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“He’s all yours, babe.”

You look up from notes on the wall. You’d like to ask ‘who?’ but both you and Lisa know there was no use. You already knew who it was. You didn’t even have to look out the circular window to check. You just stare at Lisa helplessly.

“Really?” You try, “can’t you just… a bit longer?”

Your words come out a perfect mess. Lisa understands anyway.

“Look… I don’t know how to tell you this (Y/n),” She puts a hand on her hip, “you know I can’t go back out there to him.”

“But…!”

You bite your lip. You know she’s telling the truth. You wish you could tell her to suck it up and go back there, no matter how scared she was but… you’re not taking chances with the current patron sitting in the corner of the bar. No one would.

For Lisa’s… and everyone’s sake, you’re not going to see what he might do if you sent her out to tell him that you won’t be serving him tonight.

You sigh, and take a peek through the window. Though elusive nowadays, it was unmistakable who the man- the skeleton in question was.

Sans was built like a tank, his form hunched over the table. Even sitting on the wide, plush red sofa, he looked like a giant, dwarfing the table and chairs like they were playsets. Monsters were already bigger than humans in general but him… he grew bigger than he used to- at least from what you’ve heard. Not like you knew the mob boss years and years ago before he got his infamous skull injury, and the blown eye in his left socket that was soaked in the blood of those who had crossed him. His mouth was set in a frown, filled with razor sharp teeth- one of which was golden.

The same scary face you saw shrouded in shadows in the alleyway, a sharp bone gripped in his large hand, dripping red.

You fled that night, not quite believing what you’d saw. That you’d just saw a skeleton kill a guy in the back of the restaurant? That it was the mob boss Sans?! He didn’t chase you then, and you hoped that’d be the end of it but then… he showed up to the bar as a patron one night.

You were almost certain then, that he had come to kill you. Especially when your dear friend Lisa had so helpfully told you that he’d asked for you in particular.

“her…” his bony finger had pointed at you. She DID tried to save you, to err on mistake- which one did you mean sir?

But every time you moved, his phalange followed. There was no mistaking who he was asking for.

You remember her panicked voice.

“He asked for you! Specifically!”

“W… huh? Why’d he ask for me? Can… are you sure-”

“YES! And I don’t know WHY!”

As reluctant as you were, you still went to serve him. You asked for his order while your grip on your pencil and notepad got slippery as your palms got sweaty. He took his time ordering, perusing through the menu with great attention, while you were praying that your legs didn’t looks as shaky as they felt. You’d never rush him, of course, even if you hadn’t seen him towering over a dead body.

You took his order, served it (stuttering), and… then he left.

… And came back. Again, and again. Every time, he’d ask for you to serve him. He always stares when you weren’t at his table (and actually, when you were at his table too). You could feel that red eye staring a hole into your back from behind. It was unnerving.

It’s a wonder why a man of his infamy would choose a bar like this. You’ve seen your fair share of criminals in this job- it was an alright-sized bar, and not exactly in the best place in town. You’ve learnt to turn the other cheek whenever they were around (and you were sure you didn’t realize just how many of the patrons were gangsters), pretend you were blind to their… occupation.

None of them had been as scary as Sans, though. In fact, his presence alone was enough to drive away most petty criminals.

This place was nothing special. It’s a wonder why he’d choose this place out of all places, especially for a guy who doesn’t like being seen much.

… Ok, that was a lie. Everyone working knew that he was here for you. But that didn’t explain the why.

It was clear to you now that he wasn’t coming here to kill you for witnessing… what you witnessed (Why was a man like Sans doing in that nothing alleyway anyway?). But if not for that then… why did he keep coming, to keep asking for you? Maybe he had… business around here and he liked the place enough to keep coming?

Whatever it was, he was here for a reason and you just… don’t get it.

You don’t get why he wants you to be the one serving him every time he was around, but you did anyway. It’s been a couple of nights now, but you can’t say you’ve become less nervous over time.

After a small inner pep talk to yourself and wringing your hands, you push open the door, walking into the dining area. There isn’t a lot of people inside, a common occurrence whenever Sans visited. Even if it had been busy before, some people would hurriedly finish up whatever they were doing, paying all at once and leaving. You’ve even seen someone stop before finishing their meal. The rest that stayed sat uncomfortably, trying their best to ignore the menacing air that the skeleton brought with him everywhere he’d go.

It didn’t work, of course. A presence like that wasn’t you could easily ignore.

(You wish you could ignore him.)

You smile awkwardly as you walk to his table, setting his drink down. At least you had a little bit of your work cut out for you, with Lisa taking his drink order. His eye zeroed in on you as soon as he noticed you, and though you’ve been taught it’s rude to not make eye contact, with him it felt like looking him in the eye would be the wrong thing to do.

“Is there anything else you’d like?” you ask, your voice sweet and soft as ever, hiding the sound of your beating heart.

He stares.

He always stares.

You see his pupil dilate a little, then he opens his mouth.

“want…”

Sans was a man of few words. He only said his order, and nothing else. It kept your meetings with him brief- even when it looked like he wanted to say something else, he wouldn’t.

This time, he spaces off for a moment, eye looking away from you. You watch his brows draw together, pinched as he concentrates on a thought. You wish you knew what he was thinking of, especially when his frown starts to peel back into a snarl, like he was angry.

You definitely weren’t expecting a hand around your waist, snatching you a second later.

You squeaked, notepad and pencil clattering to the floor, bumping against his sturdy chest. Everyone heard and turned to look, and as soon as they saw tiny you, sitting on the giant’s lap, practically all of them pointedly turned away. You wish they were still looking now- you were pleading with your eyes, help me I don’t think I’m supposed to be here!

He pushes you here and there, so that you’re sat more comfortably on his lap. Your mind goes blank, your body freezes. You could feel his chest expanding and contracting as he breathes. He sounds much calmer now that you were on his lap. Your breaths are shallow, and stop completely when you feel one arm wrap around your middle, like a restraint. His free hand raises, calling for Lisa, who you’ve just noticed is watching from the corner, clutching her apron, as clueless as you are. She approaches, trying to keep her eyes on the skeleton instead of you.

“... burgers.” he says, simply. She nods, and gives you a glance.

You furrow your brows, and you want to hiss Lisa help me! But as soon as she sees your expression she turns around, avoiding eye contact. You could almost hear her say sorry babe, can’t help you there!

You almost call out to her when a hand lands on your head. You go stiff, and after you take a quick peek at him, you look straight ahead. The monster’s phalanges start petting you, slowly, sinking into your hair, scratching your scalp. Sans let’s out a long breath, brushing your hair. A shiver runs down your neck.

… Well. I think I’ll be here for a while…

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Sitting on the lap of a giant skeleton was certainly an experience. You tried distracting yourself, but it was impossible when you could feel every time Sans breathed. There was nothing you could do but sit there, playing with your apron until it was a crumpled mess, sweating a puddle onto your uniform… and maybe onto Sans’ expensive suit. You couldn’t relax, even though taking away big scary skeleton aside, he was comfortable to sit on, and he was warm… and smelled of rain and embers of a dying cigar.

He ate carefully, always leaning forward (squishing you against his chest) when he took a bite of his burger, making sure the crumbs wouldn’t fall on the top of your head, wiping his hands and his mouth before he leaned back. You could feel him sighing, and since he was the only thing you could notice, it felt like this was the most relaxed he’s ever been while in the bar, his breathing slow. Apparently he really liked your hair, with how his claws kept carding through it, even while he was eating. When his hands were clean, he’d let his hands wander all over you- but nothing untoward. You could feel him tilting his skull forward to look at you, while he thumbed your cheek, and his other hand roamed around your waist and belly. Though you were nervous, you could feel when he rubbed your thigh that it didn’t feel particularly… heated.

He sighs, and you feel the pressure of his skull on the top of your head. It took everything in you not to hunch over and avoid it. You screw your eyes shut when you feel him turn his skull, and it felt like he was… rubbing his cheek on you? Like he was snuggling you? Is… is that what he’s doing?

You’re not sure and your nerves are too frayed to call it that.

He didn’t stop after he finished either, his plate clean. He was still there- and subsequently, you stayed sitting on his lap- even after they closed the bar. It was just him now. Your coworkers kept the lights on just for him, and even most of them have gone.

He’s leaning back on the cushions, and he brought both his arms around you to pull you plush against his chest, almost tucked into his neck. You wondered if this was what a teddy bear would feel like, being hugged.

The bartender was cleaning up in the kitchen. It was just you and him in the dining area.

You swallowed… wondering what he wants to do. It’s past closing, late at night, just the two of you, and his hands were still (gently) rubbing you. They haven’t gone anywhere private but- what if he wanted to? … What if he wasn’t here to kill you but.. wanted you to… you don’t know, service him or something? Did he have unsavory requests for you?

You think that thought might’ve scared you even more than the thought of him killing you.

You startle when he grunts eventually, like he’s addressing you. A giant hand cups your cheeks and against your will they turn pink. Even though you were frightened, even if his touches were unsexual they still felt… intimate.

You squeak for the second time that night when both his hands pick you up, and sets you down on the sofa. You feel a ball form in your throat when he stands up and turns to you, thoughts running with all sorts of ‘what-ifs’. He takes your hand, opening it up, and then…

And then he places a thick wad of cash in it.

“... thank you.” He says, quiet.

You stare at the stack of paper on top of your hand, blinking once, before turning to the skeleton, jumping in your seat.

He was gone, just like that.

He was always quiet, wasn’t he?

You sit there dumbfounded, for what felt like minutes, your lips parted, money still sitting innocently in your hand. You think no one can blame you when the only thing you said after you sat there in silence was a very emphatic “... Huh?”

#cw: blood #cw: murder #only mentioned though #the rest is... kinda soft hjsdf #hes just spooky #sans x reader #aka writing #hmf!sans #i know theres probably a lot of horror+mafia+fell out there jus #this is my (and llama's) rendition #heehe

[shoezuki]

Ok random things/hc bout the aha!sampo divinity AU i was thinkin of

Aha at some is like. Yknow what fuck it im gonna reincarnate as a human n see whats up w this. So he basically takes bits and pieces, dropped change n spilled drinks on the floors of taverns, scrapes the side of the universe, takes scripts and stories and anything made from human joy n makes a body out of it

He starts off as a kid cuz he saw kids n were like o those guys seem to have fun hell ya.

He makes sampo koski and Becomes Him. Is taken in by the masked fools cuz they are all a lil fucked up so spendin too much time w em or struggling to hide his divinity can scramble their brains only so much...... probably.

Also these ppl who worship him not realizing the scrawny kid they took in is aha????? Thats funny as shit

Sampo grows up normally. Well he kinda got it a bit wrong n he grows at a wayyy slower pace than humans but he jus says he got caught in a temporal anomaly or smthing.

It takes him a long time to really get a hold on his powers/presence/divinity and ends up making people go mad quite often. Sometimes on purpose.

The masked fools send him to planets, give him scripts and have him portray characters and sow chaos. He bends reality a bit sometimes to make the scripts more fun. He creates a major presence on the masked fools and becomes infamous in some planets n ships thay marginally survived him

(Some of the things he does cant be attributed to him and it puzzles people. Theres no way a mere human could change the colours of stars or rearrange galaxies n move planets a lil to the left, right? He makes entire waterbodies taste like beer and makes trees bleed when cut and flips mountains upside down)

The role he's given in Jarilo is his longest one yet. Usually he's just like a force of nature running through but this time he becomes a Person on this planet

He meets the underworld ppl and they all have different reactions to his divinity the longer he's around them:

Natasha is fairly sensitive to his power but it doesnt really overwhelm her. She hears childrens laughter when hes around and the air feels warm like sunlight that Belobog hasnt experienced since the eternal freeze and every time he brings her medicine or carries out of her requests she tastes bubblegum on her tongue. She never says anything but sometimes she Stares n it makes sampo squirm

Oleg tenses every time sampo shows up but eventually forces himself to relax. But he always has to be aware of sampo at all times, can't ever turn his back to sampo or be unarmed around him. He has no clue why and thinks theres something wrong with him and its his problem not sampos. But sometimes when he looks at sampo he can almost swear he sees something shift over his skin

Seele doesnt notice anything for a long time. She has to be around sampo for hours sometimes days without break. But eventually she just becomes irrationally angry with him. Everything sampo does grates on her brain and makes her want to attack him. She doesnt think anything of it and just assumes its because sampo is annoying.

Luka is one of the least sensitive to divinity. Any anxiety or unease he feels around sampo he just attributes to sampo being a shady guy. Sometimes sampo's laughter and his voice feels heavy in his skull though

Children in general are highly sensitive and resilient to the divine: sampo doesnt know why. Maybe because theyre brains are still developing? Because they arent stuck in their own ideas of reality n rationality like adults? Regardless Hook KNOWS sampo isnt normal. She doesnt question it, she just knows sampo makes things fun.

He finds a lot of responses with those in the underworld: some want to worship him, others want him dead, some cant look at him without feeling sick. For some reason the overworlders tend to find him more unsettling and disconcerting. Qlipoth probably has nothing to do with it but Sampo blames qlipoth

#divinity au #honkai star rail #sampo koski #havent mentioned gepard cuz hes jus Some Guy. just a dude #i would prob skip over the entire stellaron stuff cuz whatever

[grandmarielaylanen]

mcd out of context (part 2)

#I shouldve cropped the first img but whaever #anywaysss #my friend and I are almost to end of s1 #first ep to have voice acting other than jess was the ep when jeffory died #well if we dont count castor #idk I jus thought I should mention that #anyways more posts coming #minecraft diaries #aphmau #aphmau mcd

[gaillol-13]

Did not expect to find Polycule shit in my 1930s mickey comics today.

And didn't expect it to be from the same story with this iconic moment.

Other moments from this story (link. Ad warning) that I liked.

#mickey mouse #comics #stuff #forgot to mention i love minnie in these comics shes jus like me fr

[jiminrings]

we r so back .

#MY CITIZENS I MISSED YEW SO SO MUCH !!!!!!!!!!! #will finally catch up on asks n mentions n tannie content bc... whew!!!!! #also for patreon citizens i jus posted the c*ntroversial fic of the month that u decided on (a physical cheating fic 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️) #sorry for the inactivity on tumblr it's uh !!!! it's been a little hard !!!!! tomorrow marks one month since i got hospitalized for this- #rare ass trigeminal condition n ever since i've been discharged my life changed idk!!!!! 😊😊😊😊 #my cognitive functions r a little hazy n that means i cannot be as quick as The Rational Hater that i used to be 😐😐😐 #keeping up my presence in general is a lil hard bc i'm still wrapping my head around things but we move :-) #if u made it this far into the tags then tumblr citizens PLEASEEEE know that u will be getting 478 this month!!!!!

[galaxygermdraws]

so instead of get back into art after the basic recovery of my surgery, I instead replayed Mario and Luigi Partners in Time…and why does nobody talk about this game?? Hardly ever see it in the Super Mario tag. Like. It’s actually insane how dark it gets. People die. Like actually die. Not as dark as SPM but like we see the dead spirits of Toads get siphoned through tubes. They had their life force sucked out of them via genetically modified trees. Yoshis were eaten by a larger alien Yoshi and were gonna be turned into more alien Yoshis via a factory IN THE GIANT ALIEN YOSHI. We see a town that’s literally just “Christmas is Cancelled” the city. Their mayor probably died. We never see these places restored because there are no survivors to restore them. The citizens of Hollijolli village probably all died by the time the bros shut down the Vim factory. And also there’s the entire scene with the Star Gate. Like. Hello??

maybe I’ll stream or let’s play this game and share it here because I think. More ppl should talk about Partners in Time. I’ll say it too: I like it more than Bowser’s Inside Story. By like a LOT. That’s my ramble for the night. Ttyd day tomorrow. Yippee

#Mario and luigi partners in time #MnLPiT #Partners in time spoilers #death mention #mario and luigi #super mario #germtalks #germ talks #Not art #LISTEN EVERYBODY TALKS ABOUT SPM FOR ANGST #BUT THIS GAME IS PRETTY ANGST #especially bc the babies r in it so. The ppl who use the brooklyn bros headcanon get to work with that like. #Did their parents decide to Leave the mushroom world after the ALIEN INVASION that DESTROYED MOST THE KINGDOM #Dont even get me started on shrowser #Imagine bowser covered in grotesque purple mushrooms #Like theres HORROR THERE #and ofc elder princess shroob’s real form is. Horrific. And her BOSS THEME #AUGH #I LOVE PIT!!! #The shroobs are such cool villains and ill never forget the sickass art i saw as a kid #Of peach being infected by them or bein turned evil or smth #Idr the context i jus remember she had red eyes and a buncha tubes in her like they were filling her with chemicals #Scifi horror bs right there #Oh another thing: princess shroobs eyes act like robot eyes they flicker. Turn black. And she dies #Why is that and whybis it so COOL #and then the shroob cameo in bis?!? Thats terrifying!!! #wish theyd come back #I love u purple aliens in mario

[just-rainbow-thoughts]

See the joke here is that I actually think he’s pretty good at cooking

Shut up it’s still technically the first over here

#i am the op #jus sum doodly doos #pizza tower #fake peppino #alcohol mention #somewhat low effort because I thought of this like an hour ago and it slightly strayed from my original idea #so I had to be quick

[alibonbonn]

Of all mythological characters, Thetis' grief resonates the most with me. The loss of her son is so final, more final than mortals losing each other- mortals might still meet each other in the land of the dead when all comes to pass. Somehow her sorrow feels the most like grieving a loved one who was of a different religion, you know what I mean? Like...we're not going to the same place! and I hope they've made peace with that before their time.

#i want Thetis to find peace in her eternal grief i really hope she can #not to sound too self important but i really dont want my absence in their eternal afterlife be an eternal bummer #i have no definitive world view btw. i jus think that everyone i love is right about where they're going after they die #absolutely insane that my therapist asks me “does it matter?” after i aired all this to her #Atheists dni if you're gonna be like that btw! #tw death mention #cw death #ali babble

[raesun]

Imagine watching a thousand episode anime abt a teenager becoming a kid again and getting involved with the mafia bc he doesn't know how to mind his own business and is now solving murder cases with his gang of 6 year olds just bc you think his karate gf is hot

#did i mention that he also likes to tranquilize ppl and pretend to be them a lot? #ran mouri is jus AUGHHHHHHHHSJXNENNENXNEMDMSMDMEMDMS I LOVE HER #idc if im late to the hype of dc #detective conan #case closed #ran mouri

[3amsnek]

commissions are officially Open!!

any dragon or creature character- fandom or original (no humans atm)

order & payment via ko-fi- currently only using stripe

no set slot number for now but I may add one at a later date

expected working time for both options is two weeks- I’ll update if anything changes

feel free to dm me if you have any questions!

reblogs greatly appreciated!

#commissions open #commission sheet #icon commissions #commissions #dragon art #creature art #comms open #oc commission #wings of fire #wof oc #my art? #i made this before i had Any idea how the comms feature on ko-fi worked so it sorta repeats itself but in my defense. aaaaaa #idk how to do it so it’s just ‘enter amount’ so I’ve got formal listings with steps u go through #we r just gonna ignore that all these examples are kinda outdated at this point they Work #ive had the sheet ready trying to get this to happen since Ju n e ok #and now here we are at last #yeah so this feels like the right time to mention that if you want me to draw a wof dragon this is. gonna be the only way that’ll happen #im not gonna be doing fanart on my own or free wof requests again #but here’s the opportunity! it’s yours now! make me draw stuff!! #delivery time is ~2 weeks- ill be aiming for sooner but pls keep in mind im just one guy with chronic wrist pain and i can only do so much #but ye! go forth and let me draw your ocs!

[hwaitham]

is this a safe space for mi to admit tht i actually dn’t like deepthroating ﾉ throat fucking v much at all . . personally i find it much hotter 2 just suckle on the tip , lips all puffed out n' pouty around the bulbous head n' shimmering with a thin glossy layer of spit . . jus' suckling n suckling like a lollie , pressing ur tongue over th slit to collect pearls of pre , occasionally blow bubbles on it . lifting off the head to lay soft kisses along the length of ur daddie's cock , nuzzling against the base of it where his balls hang low n' heavy — making them throb n' clench in excitement ♡ laving your tongue over tht sensitive spot sitting right on the underside of his cockhead , drool and pre drivelling past da swell of ur bottom lip n' your sweet eyes looking up at him innocently , ur even sweeter voice coming out as a little squeal when he cums so suddenly — milky dewdrops falling onto your tongue as you hold da head within the cradles of your plush lips :3

#not mentioned above but also ur daddie praising u so sweetly for dis :C #' such a sweetheart for daddie arn't u ? ' #n when u try 2 take it deeper — #' no no baby not too deep okay ?? daddy doesn't wann hurt u . . yeah jus the tip like that — there u go — sweet girl ' #ABABABAABABABbABABbABEBaBA WAUWWW @.@ #* dwoolz eviwhere * #tw daddy kink

[didderd]

hi, i’m the anon who didn’t know what underfell is. i have another question! what’s the deal with the muzzle

heh. heheh.

he bitey

#do u /SEE/ them chompers?? #mans got bites #needa keep them teefs contained #fell sans #didderd asks #anonymous #(rly tho #'t was something my friend mentioned in a text post one time #n i was like 'hot' #n drew it #n then it took off #we accidentally started a trend #all th fell simps went feral lmao) #(but ye. 's like a. fanon thing. among th fell simp community. that he's rly into biting his s/o :3) #(sry silly answer goes in th actual post. real answer goes in th tags. 's jus how we work here /hj)

[enby-summoner]

dumps headcanons bcause i can and i am correct.

vega has bpd n autism spica has Autism arcky has autism n anxiety n adhd pollux also has adhd alpheratz has cfs n gifted kid burnout- sirius has So Much. there is too much wrong wi him for me to tell. he went to the doctors for a diagnosis n said “give me one of everything”.

#arcana twilight #arcana twilight sirius #arcana twilight arcturus #arcana twilight vega #arcana twilight spica #arcana twilight alpheratz #arcana twilight pollux #my post #every time i send my friend who doesnt play somethin sirius says he always responds wi summink like “he is so mentally ill” n honestly #i love this queer mentally ill polycule #pol might have bipolar. still thinkin on it.- #saw somethin once that mentioned it n jus #nods nods i can see it but i dont have it myself so id have to talk to ppl-

[namusass]

i cannot describe how disappointed i am in you all. im watching Ballerina on netflix and i come to tumblr and you're all thirsting after the guy? the guy who is a serial rapist and blackmails women into slavery? why on earth would you go for that when there is SO MUCH SAPPHIC CONTENT??????? do better, im so serious, these gays deserve so much more content. i wanna see so many gifsets, so much fic, these women are GAY and IN LOVE Ok-Ju kills SO MANY DUDES FOR MIN-HEE

#ballerina netflix #ballerina 2023 #like idk how else to view the flashback montage of min-hee and ok-ju's story #like they link up and become friends and make heart eyes at each other on various girl dates #and ok-ju literally confesses to min-hee that she's the one thing that made her realise what happiness is???? #are you KIDDING ME????? #not to mention the colour grading of the memories being all sunset tones and dreamy and lovey #y'all are sleeping on this sapphic love story and i'll never forgive you for it #with that being said #BIG TW for like #so much stuff #check doesthedogdie before watching

[i-bring-crack]

A1 pictures directly adhered to our thirsts (tall Haein, choibaek crumbs, Jinwoo babyfied, jinchul's eyes eyelashes everything about him, eunseok, trio of S ranks making their moment, eunseok, juhee absolutely being her best girl self, jinho jinah and songi appearances, did i say eunseok?)

#solo leveling #sung jin woo #cha hae in #woo jin chul #eunseok #sung jin ah #IL HWAN GOT ONE MENTION WE TAKE IT AS A WIN #choibaek crumbrs #min byung gyu #solo leveling spoilers #lee ju hee #baek yoon ho #choi jong in