#jurassic park daily

[spacehippieface]

Boomers: Grumble grumble, young people don't read the classics, they're always on the tiktaks and their goddamn phones, mutter grumble bah.

A bunch of dorks on tumblr: Where is my good friend Jonathan? We haven't heard from him in a while. Victor, you are a bad parent! Take responsibility for your giant corpse baby! Man, I love Dickens' descriptions. Alas, poor Ogilvy. A trip to Jurassic Park? Sure!

#tumblr book club #dracula daily #frankenstein weekly #daily war of the worlds #dickens december #jurassic park daily

[magyarmartir]

#tumblr don't delete my funny poll #jurassic park daily #jurassic park #the rival part is for lewis dodgson #we could just blame him and everyone would believe it #owen grady #reference to jonno's blog #i'm sorry ✌️ #jonathan harker #dinosaurs #poll #dino killing or dino peace #tumblr polls #jurassic world

[bushisbisexual]

whenever i’m sad i look at jurassic park reviews on letterboxd

#bush is bisexual #jurassic park #letterboxd reviews #jurassic park daily #i too wouldn’t mind if laura dern inherited the earth

[itaviv]

Considering the announcement of Jurassic Park Daily I felt the need to draw the two lawyers on their greatest business trip together!

BONUS:

#dracula daily #daily dracula #jonathan harker #donald gennaro #jurassic park #jurassic park daily #dracula #dracula meme #the count #count dracula #i can't draw dinos #or didn't even feel like trying #lizard fashion #mina harker and lizzie thinking their husbands are going on a senseful trip

[warrioreowynofrohan]

Everything about Jurassic Park kind of reminds me of the time that Facebook went down and they couldn’t get into their offices to fix it because the building’s key card entry system was run through Facebook.

Just. They think their tech is so clever and coordinated and automated that they don’t actually stop to think.

#jurassic park #jurassic park daily

[ingen-headquarters]

Yes please hang out some missing person posters 😢 Jonathan is a very cute young solicitor, has dark hair and likes to write in short hand. He just wanted to go on a nice business trip and now he's gone

Here you go:

I hung it up in our office. I hope you find him soon.

#jurassic park daily #ingen #dracula daily #jonathan harker #i drew him very cute thank you

[wheresjonno]

Hang on I've seen that Doctor Who episode

(Of course at this time the Underground would have been called the Metropolitan Railway tunnels and only go as far as Baker Street, but I suspect the answer would still be no)

#jurassic park daily #invasion of the dinosaurs #art bait #you can't just say Jonathan Harker on a T-Rex and not draw it come onnnnnn #dracula daily

[btrflyng]

Jurassic Park Daily starts tomorrow my children!

Go get your dino book fast!! I want to see memes

#jurassic park #jurassic park daily #jurassic park 1990 #ian malcolm #alan grant #jp daily #ellie sattler #dracula daily #frankenstein daily #daily tumblr #substack #jurassic park novel #lex murphy #go girls #classical novel #memes #literature memes

[snakes-and-fluff]

Just as we get to the first non-intro chapter, we're already hit with a major problem: the dinosaurs have already escaped containment.

Jurassic Park had such bad infrastructure that the worst happened before the park was even opened.

#bold choice to have it happen so soon #before we've even seen the park #jurassic park #jurassic park daily #jurassic park book club

[thearchiveofmarang]

This is so funny to me. Tim didn't remember anybody's name except gennaro's. He knows the priorities. On a dangerous dino Island we're sticking to the muscular guy. Best bet for who to call for in case of a dinosaur attack. He just gotta beat the T-Rex with his muscle tiddies.

#jurassic park #jurassic park daily #tim murphy #donald gennaro

[salakmaral]

#jurassic park daily #alan grant #ellie sattler #ian malcolm #donald gennaro #jurassic park

[jurassicparkdaily]

Jurassic Park Daily Announcement and Organization 🦖🦕🦖🦕

Considering the rise of substacks (especially Dracula Daily) and the constant discovery of how some classical stories are so different in adaptions compared to it's original source there was one book (series) that came to my mind that is so entirely from it's adaptions. Jurassic Park. If you want the beautiful insanity (and genuine good sci-fi thriller!) that the original is then prepare yourself for Jurassic Park Daily! From rich bicycle twinks, MILFs, GILFs, bikers, baby-faced chaotic villains, homicidal maniacs to dinosaurs with unchecked vendetta and anger issues... we have everything! And especially dinosaurs! Gene manipulated ones even!

With Dracula we redeemed a bunch of characters from their adaptions perhaps with Jurassic Park we'll redeem the next!

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How will Jurassic Park Daily work?

Well, quite different from the typical substacks. Unfortunately the book is copyrighted/not in public domain so we cannot mail them to you. However what we can do is provide you with sources to the books and we'll update you where we currently are in the book on this blog.

Which means:

We will probably read one sub chapter every day or two (still open to debate, poll is on the blog) to keep a steady pace to make it easy to follow how far we are into the book.

We will update everytime which one we are reading that day plus what the title of the next sub chapter is so that you do not miss it by accident.

We will read both books. Means we will also always post in which book we currently are. Note: The two books only loosely tie together meaning you can decide whether you want to read both books or only one of the two.

The starting date is not official yet but we hope to start in late june/early july depending on the chosen reading pace

The reading process will be a lot more independent and will be an attempt at a digital book club where everyone individually finds their best source. If this (a bit) unconvetional way is fine with you and you're interested in dinosaur chaos then join us on our journey through the Jurassic Park 🦕🦖

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What can you do to help the project?

We have a few links and sources but if you have good ones feel free to share them with us!

Nothing else. Just be open for a bit of unconvetionalness and letting yourself get bitten by your local dinosaur 🦖

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[spacehippieface]

Gennaro: There are dinosaurs on the mainland eating children. I brought receipts.

Malcolm: There are dinosaurs on the mainland but they didn't cause those accidents. I brought logic.

Hammond: Shut your whore mouths. I brought my grandkids!

Gennaro: YOU FUCKING WHAT

#jurassic park daily

[itaviv]

Strongly urging his law colleague not to go on his upcoming trip to a foreign country

#jurassic park daily #donald gennaro #jonathan harker #dracula daily #isha draws #dracula daily 2023 #wohoooo #i am in love with both of them #gennaro is the fictional character ever #imagine being the coolest guy on an island in a suit while everyone is in summer clothes #girlboss moment #and johnny boyyy hihihi such a cutie

[indecisivepsyche]

September 2nd, Control (II) Graphics

I am posting these graphics for people who are listening to an audiobook or have a digital copy without them.

#jurassic park daily

[warrioreowynofrohan]

Jurassic Park Daily (Third Iteration) - Control (III)

Once again, Hammond shows an almost pathological need to believe that everything is fine, that none of the problems really matter or are serious.

And we see that none of the people who are in charge of creating the dinosaurs or the systems for their containment or the automated controls - not Wu, not Arnold or his team, not Nedry - actually go into the park at all frequently to see what is happening. This is one of the potential problems with automation - it can create an artificial reality. What you know is based on the alarms or red flags that the system pops up, not on direct observation.

But even with that, Arnold knows there are problems, and he gives a clear rundown of the challenges - this is the stuff that Hammond should be listening to but isn’t.

The list of ‘glitches’ is Nedry’s system makes me feel like both he and Hammond are at fault here. Yes, building a system this complex in the dark was an impossible task. But putting a daily feeding program on a 24hr cycle irrespectuve of the day of the week should be possible without knowing the exact details. Having the light-dimming system work daily rather than every two days should be doable. Systems should have some mechanism for manual overrides when necessary.

And now Hammond has Nedry working solo in-person on the project with all his team only connected by dial-up, for goodness’ sakes - which cuts off the park’s only communication link to the mainland.

Back to the tour!

(Pet peeve: poisionous is something that’s toxic when you eat it. Venemous is something that’s toxic when it bites you. The dilophosaur is venemous, not poisonous.)

It makes me laugh that the park is failing so badly even at its primary objective, the one thing that should be easy - entertaining and instilling wonder in children. Lex is your target audience, guys! And she’s bored! I blame the automated cars and the canned narration for it in part - human guides know how to engage kids, how to respond to them. And kids like autonomy, they like to see things where and when and how they want; when they go to the zoo they want to run around. They want to make decisions. If Disneyland took you to a set 10 rides in a predetermined order it wouldn’t be remotely as popular, even if they were the 10 most popular rides, and even if the coordination resulted in shorter lineups. Now, there are security reasons why they can’t just let visitors wander arpund looking at dinosaurs when and where they like, but they seem to have put zero thought into what activities kids actually enjoy. Sitting in a car listening to a prerecorded track isn’t really one of them. (And the track, being prerecorded, also has no versatility, so - as in a previous chapter - it can say ‘look at this’ when there’s nothing there.)

#jurassic park #jurassic park daily