#jump through time 💙⏱️☕

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some text convos based on various @selfshipquotes posts uwu

#texts from my f/os #jump through time 💙⏱️☕ #not afraid of the dark ❤️🖤💙 #cotton candy colonel 💗🔫🍸 #rooftop rogues 🤍🖤💛 #force of habit 💜🐰🔪 #a crimes original

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Me: wow I can really imagine any sort of scenario I want with my f/os... amazing...

Also me, every single time: ohoho one person has been injured and the other has to tend to their wounds?? intriguing...

#this is the Exact scenario i default to every time #f/o community #i guess i’ll tag my main f/os since they’re the ones i usually imagine... #songbird jailbird 💛🎶⛓️ #jump through time 💙⏱️☕ #not afraid of the dark ❤️🖤💙 #rooftop rogues 🤍🖤💛 #i know it could be either of us getting injured but i always imagine its me bc i am very likely to get injured and not mention it until way #later. like i have no sense of what is a ‘big’ injury or not. if i can suffer through it i aint telling anyone unless they ask #also in the case of habit he like... cant GET injured... and im not sure if dark can either #yknow what i have pictured it both ways for yancy but thats bc he is super likely to just get into fights #but five and aizawa? me 100%. or one of my self inserts in aizawa’s case. #f/o imagines #force of habit 💜🐰🔪

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imagine being short, cringe

#sorry if this posted twice? it said it posted but i can’t see it on my blog?? #like i even checked my queue and drafts and my other blogs as well but?? can’t find it #force of habit 💜🐰🔪 #jump through time 💙⏱️☕ #rooftop rogues 🤍🖤💛 #not afraid of the dark ❤️🖤💙 #songbird jailbird 💛🎶⛓️ #also i messed up in the first image. five is two inches taller than me 😔 #texts from my f/os #a crimes original

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ever since i discovered how to make group chats i have become powerful

#texts from my f/os #jump through time 💙⏱️☕ #rooftop rogues 🤍🖤💛 #songbird jailbird 💛🎶⛓️ #not afraid of the dark ❤️🖤💙 #force of habit 💜🐰🔪 #a crimes original

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guess who found out how to make group chat convos owo

#texts from my f/os #rooftop rogues 🤍🖤💛 #not afraid of the dark ❤️🖤💙 #jump through time 💙⏱️☕ #songbird jailbird 💛🎶⛓️ #force of habit 💜🐰🔪 #a crimes original

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okay, i promised to be nice to my f/os today, but well, to be honest, i’m only “mean” in the first place because that’s how i react whenever i get flustered. so if i can’t call them bastards when i’m like that, then i might as well milk this for all it’s worth. i’m... still not good at expressing myself regardless, but i might as well try?

five, this is my first valentine’s with you, so i’ll start with you. you’re incredibly smart and capable and selfless and there’s just so much to admire about you. i know you’re aware of just how talented you are lol, but i still feel the need to tell you that you truly are admirable. you’re not to blame for everything you’ve gone through even though i know you blame yourself. you keep being forced into such terrible situations and the fact that you were able to persevere throughout all those trials for the sake of your family, the fact you keep trying no matter what, the fact you’re willing to do everything you have done is just... astounding, five. you deserve happiness, five, and i’m glad you can find it with me.

shouta, thanks for putting up with me lol. i know you have a lot to deal with already, given that you’re a teacher and pro hero, but the fact you still find time to spend with me makes me so happy. honestly, i’d rather you take some time for yourself than force yourself, but i can’t object to the fact i like to spend time with you. just... don’t force yourself. you’re amazing and considerate and kind, just like a true hero. i know heroes aren’t, uh, typically my type, but i can’t imagine not being with you.

dark, it’s astounding how long we’ve been together. even before i knew what self shipping was, hell, even before you had a canon appearance! it’s been amazing to watch you come into being over the years, and i’m glad i was with you throughout it. i know we’ve been through a lot together, and we’re probably going to go through a lot more, but i know you’ll be by my side no matter what. i, um, get especially flustered when i comment on, uh, the appearance of all of you, but i don’t think i could truly compliment you without mentioning how you conduct yourself and the whole amazing aesthetic you have. i know you’re in a pretty rough situation right now, hell, you’ve been in a rough situation this whole time, but i know you can get through it because you’re smart and determined and strong. i believe in you, dark. we’ll get through anything mark throws at us. together.

habit... oh it’s going to be hard not to call you a bastard, especially, but that’s because that’s what you’re going for! you’re amazingly evil and i’m glad you took to me instead of, yknow, killing me. i imagine it must have been tempting, given my personality, but well, thanks for that lol. i think of all my f/os, you’ve definitely got the most self confidence, so there’s not much i feel like i have to remind you of, other than the fact i’m grateful to be with you and love to be around you. you’re funny and strong and well, i don’t need to tell you just how powerful you are. i guess what i really need to remind you is that yes, i trust you, and no, i don’t feel like i’m in danger around you. i know you have a lot of enemies, but if anything happens to me i know you’ll be there :)

yancy, oh boy how do i condense my feelings for you, yancy? you’re just... amazing. you’re talented and friendly and... god, i don’t know what to say. you’re the most amazing person and i cannot imagine where i would be without you. you’re the whole reason i got into self shipping in the first place, and ngl, the amount of time i’ve spent thinking of you is... probably unhealthy. but i just can’t help it, you’re... you’re just so... everything you’ve done, everything you do is amazing and i love to be with you no matter what we’re doing. i love to hear you sing, i love to talk to you, to even just be near you. i know you don’t think you deserve me, and honestly i don’t know why on earth you would think that. personally i think you’re way out of my league, so i guess we’ll both just have to deal with that, huh? you deserve so much more than you give yourself credit for, and i will always be there to remind you of that. deny it all you want, but you can’t change the fact i think you are perfect.

and, to all of my f/os, main or not, i love you.

that’s... hard for me to say. not because i don’t mean it! i just have such a hard time with emotions, both recoginzing that i have them and accepting them, and, well, i’m so used to burying them that it’s hard to express them, even when they are so strong. i know i don’t say it enough, i know, but i mean it. happy valentine’s day.

#jump through time 💙⏱️☕ #rooftop rogues 🤍🖤💛 #not afraid of the dark ❤️🖤💙 #songbird jailbird 💛🎶⛓️ #long post #force of habit 💜🐰🔪 #a crimes original

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GOOD DAY TO YOU ALL. I SAW A LOT OF F/OS TAKING OVER THEIR S/OS ACCOUNTS, AND WELL, I HAVE SOME EXPERIENCE IN HIJACKING THESE!

Who the hell let Habit do the introductions?

YOU DON’T “LET” ME DO ANYTHING. I DO WHAT I WANT.

Just let him, Five. Once he sets his mind to something... it’s quite hard to get him to stop.

HAHA THANKS, DARK :)

Do not use emoticons at me.

...weird place to draw the line

So uh, youse guys done? Crimes is gonna be back any minute-

are y’all on my account??

SCATTER

#f/o takeover #they’re gonna be doing nonsense and causing chaos this valentine’s day like the nerds they are #habit: WE CAN HEAR YOU YOU KNOW #shhhhhut up bastard #jump through time 💙⏱️☕ #not afraid of the dark ❤️🖤💙 #rooftop rogues 🤍🖤💛 #songbird jailbird 💛🎶⛓️ #force of habit 💜🐰🔪 #a crimes original

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i genuinely think i ordered this myself and forgot about it now. which is so weird cause i think i’d done that i would have remembered it but then again i do have adhd

#part of me wants to be like ‘maybe our love was so powerful i manifested it uwu’ but also realistically. how would they know my address #i genuinely like. have no idea how this came to be. i love it but still #my brain is on fire #jump through time 💙⏱️☕ #a crimes original

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anyway this is the current mood-

#please im screaming #holy fuck i read it and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #😳🥺😍🥰 #i might cry i love him so much agakjshdkshs #jump through time 💙⏱️☕ #a crimes original

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My f/os on a scale of bastard to baby

#I made this bc I was thinking like. they’re all bastards but to different degrees #they’re a sliding scale of bastard #f/o memes #jump through time 💙⏱️☕ #songbird jailbird 💛🎶⛓️ #not afraid of the dark ❤️🖤💙 #rooftop rogues 🤍🖤💛 #btw I used their first initial if you’re confused #also the color I associate them with #well. technically I associate yancy dark and Aizawa all with black but I tried to make em slightly different #and I associate five with a darker blue but like I didn’t want a bunch of dark colors and then habit just bein purple #force of habit 💜🐰🔪 #a crimes original

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me, doing nothing in particular:

my brain: imagine slow dancing with your f/o

me:

#f/o imagines #f/o community #f/o x reader #jump through time 💙⏱️☕ #songbird jailbird 💛🎶⛓️ #not afraid of the dark ❤️🖤💙 #bubblegum bastard #blushing raven #blackened beau #everyone but you 💙🖥️🤖 #lord of the lies #just tagging all my f/os that i think probably know how to do stuff like waltz or smth #a real treasure 😏🗺️🐒 #? maybe #write our story 🖊️👀⚾ #? also maybe? #but i was just thinking about how five canonically knows how to dance bc diego confirmed it in s2... #and just having a tender moment with him... #im soft 🥺 just;;; tenderly leaning against each other;;; soft whispers;;; gentle touches;;; patiently teaching me how to dance;;; smiling at #each other with love in our eyes;;; humming along to the song;;; maybe starting with some banter but slowly it becomes a tender moment where #it feels like its just the two of us;;; leaning our heads into each others chest/shoulders;;; hugggg;;; and maybe;;;; a smooch;;;;? #im touchstarved pls f/os become real and hug me pls #general f/o imagines

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five: *covered in blood, being smart, insulting people, taking off his jacket*

me, struggling to breathe: i am... looking... respectfully

#jump through time 💙⏱️☕ #saw a gif of that scene and had to emotionally recover #like ‘oh no! you’re meeting all of my standards!’ #also the formatting of this reminded me of the morosexual meme and yknow what yeah five is a morosexual #me: when i die i want my ashes to be pressed into a gem and that gem to be put on the hilt of a sword so i can be a dope ass haunted sword #five with hearts in his eyes: you’re so fucking stupid #then again this also works the other way around #five: *passed out drunk with a mannequin* #me: i fucking love you so much #yknow what this is all of my f/os but still