#joint packaging

[sigery]

Their heads and limbs come off quite easily...

#I panicked when Sun's arm came off when I was freeing him from the packaging #but he has ball and socket joints that easily pop together again #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf sundrop #fnaf moondrop #fnaf sunrise #fnaf action figures #fnaf sun action figure #fnaf moon action figure #do these count as eclipses?

[stonedasamartyr]

Guy Whose Way Too Stoned for the Rolling Papers to be Pink: oh shit these rolling papers are pink

#that was such a pleasant surprise #blazed posts #posting blazed #but seriously that was really a nice thing to notice #i havent been smoking a ton cause im taking the LSAT soon #i mean the test isnt today lol #but soonish #anyway i was super stoned #and i put the rest of the joint in a bag #and i was looking at the filter i used #and for a second i was like oh shit are my lips bleeding #im VERY stoned at this point btw #and then i was like #oh fuck did my lip blood drip all the way down this joint #wait #wait no #it cannot be #are these ROLLING PAPERS PINK?!?!?! #and i looked at the package and yup #thats the whole deal #the tolling papers are pink lolol #i have no idea how i didnt notice that while i was sober rolling the 4:00 AM joint #i have a biliary reflux thing and for some reason (deliciousness) i drank like five cups of coffee yesterday #so naturally i woke up at like 3:00 AM and had to puke up some acid #im a xenomorph but possibly more fuckable #weed #weed stories

[meatiors]

I love how that whenever theres new awakening content or something chrom and robin are almost NEVER separated. chrom and robin being in smash separatly but chrom is in robins final smash. chrom and robin having a duo in heroes. chrom and robin now being together in engage. Its so sweet

#it rly is a dont ever seperate them #they are a joint package i love it so much #something something dedication something something devotion #fire emblem #fire emblem awakening #chrom #robin fe #chrobin #meaty speaks

[academiccockroach]

it's 1 AM and I have a very specific bone to pick with a very specific thing I consume, enjoy and endorse wholeheartedly

here's the thing about vampire bites. they are depicted as this little unhinged and nasty but mostly sexy thing right. our guy (gender neutral) gets bitten and it's like ah! it hurts but also it hurts good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). and here im talking about like. proper vampire teeth, non of that twilight bullshit just two to four proper fangs nothing more nothing less

well clearly the person writing the sexy biting smut scene has never been bitten by a cat. I dont mean like 'ah no Scruffy bit me a little' i don't even mean 'oh no Sceuffy bit me a lot' i mean like a fully grown ass feral cat that has never been touched by human in its life and craves the taste of flesh biting thru skin muscle cartilage -even sometimes bone- whatever the fuck you got in your meat sack that tiny needle thin tooth is piercing right through it

and here's the thing. it doesn't hurt at first oh no. okay well it hurts but if doesn't hurt too much ya know what i mean. and it leaves a cute little mark nothing serious at all

but in a day that wound is gonna swell. and it's gunna. hurt like all fuck because it just directly injected about five gazillion bacteria directly into a neat little incubation pouch and then closed it right up. its gona swell its gonna ooze and throb and hurt and if that shits in your neck ur pretty much done for i mean an infection right next to the jugular is just easy mode for the bacteria

so unless your vampire boyfriend gargles with antiseptic beforehand you aint gotta worry about turning or bleeding out or developing a biting kink cus youre gonna be delirious from meningitis with a football sized phlegmone in your neck beggjng for the sweet sweet release of death thank you for coming to my ted talk please ensure your vampire boyfriend employs proper dental hygiene

#i also find the image of the morning after hilarious #no walk of shame but ambulance ride of shame to get the wound disinfected #and yea ive been bitten by a caf recently and reevaluated my stance on this issue #its been more than a week and my finger just stopped hurting #it legitimately looks like ive put it into a saw trap #i mean the cat had a right to bite me but man dod you have tk bite THROUGH the joint #i legitimately cried from pain four nights in a row there was no medication strong enough to stop the the trobbing #my finger was FULL of puss I mean f u l l #and I must add I got it properly cleaned right away antibiotics anti inflammatory drugs tbe whole package #i know what im doing alright but man i never want to experience thag again #one of the worst pains in my life and I've broken five bones and dislocated multiple joints #ive had thick ass meedles inserted directly into my knee no anaesthetic whatsoever and it don even come CLOSE #I HOPE THAT LITTLE SHIT IS HAPPY #roachrambles #vampires #tw biting

[possumkingluca]

guess what I bought

#wanna get all of them eventually but they are SPENSIVE #i plan on getting either doric's or xenk's next #fyi: the joints are VERY stiff. Fresh out of the package i could not move the elbows or knees #im genuinely scared to bend the elbows still it feels like im gonna break them #i tried using hot water to loosen the joints but i think it wasnt hot enough. #might try a hair-dryer next #dndmovie #dnd movie #dnd honor among thieves #honor among thieves #dndhat #dnd hat #simon aumar #simon the sorcerer #queue gaming

[pastafossa]

oh great and noble Pasta, tell me, did you get to sleep in your own room/bed last night? I genuinely hope you get to sleep for like 3 days straight after all this

LET ME TELL YOU HOW AMAZING TODAY FINALLY WAS FRIEND:

Not only did I get to sleep IN MY OWN BED in my OWN ROOM last night, for the FIRST TIME since the fiberglass nightmare began...

But I slept a glorious fourteen hours without waking.

I woke to sunshine. But, more importantly - I woke to no coughing. No wheezing. No chest pain. No gritty, fiberglass filled eyes. NO. FUCKING. FIBERGLASS. Even after I went over the room with a flashlight (a tiny bit permastuck in the AC unit's sealant foam in the window but that ain't going anywhere).

I won't lie. I howled in victory. I screamed. I maybe cried a lot little. I sprinted around in bare feet like a child just because I could. I thought about going back to sleep because i'm still exhausted and i think i could sleep for a week.

I sent this pic to a bunch of my friends because this is a BED that was SLEPT IN and I don't CARE if the walls are unpainted and I don't have new nightstands or lights yet, I HAVE MY BED BACK.

And the day just got better! Because I'd slept long enough that I came down to my NEW GD KEURIG REPLACEMENT which means I COULD HAVE COFFEE and by that I mean THE NEW COFFEE I WANTED TO TRY.

AND THEN. And THEN when I thought today couldn't get better, I was outside working on hosing off my stuff (since some is still fiberglass coated and it's slow going since I have to be thorough)... ANOTHER package came.

SURPRISE. IT'S A CARE PACKAGE FROM MY FRIEND CONTAINING MY BIRTHDAY GIFTS PLUS A NEW SQUISHABLE BAPHOMET TO REPLACE THE ONE I LOST TO FIBERGLASS.

In short, friend, I have had am AMAZING night of sleep and then a wonderful day that I really really needed after a month of fiberglass and coughing and an air mattress that made my chronic pain hurt something terrible and cut up hands hands and zero sleep and gaslighting and losing so many treasured little things.

I'll still be mopping and sweeping the floors every day, and wiping down surfaces just to be safe, for a few more weeks. I still have things that need to be cleaned of fiberglass, and I need to figure out how to clean out the vaccuum safely since I've used it for fiberglass cleanup. But... I believe we can now say officially, that my room is no longer a hazard, and this stage of the fiberglass cleanup IS COMPLETE.

And I can't wait to sleep another 14 hours tonight. 😩

#the ongoibg fiberglass nightmare #which has finally become less nightmarish #AIR MATTRESS STAGE COMPLETE #ya'll i just laid there for a long moment when i woke up #waiting for a cough or chest pain #afraid to breathe #waiting for prickly glass shards on my skin #and i felt nothing #just normalness #less pain from my fucked joints #i cried so hard in relief #i have been so tired and i have been in a substantial amount of pain #i'll keep cleaning to be sure and to get the regular dust out but the fact that this is just normal dust and doesn't actively hurt me #is so gd huge for my mental health #and the way things feel more maneageable if i know i have my bed and can sleep comfortably #i am just really happy #i have my bed and my room #and my new keurig is here so i can function via coffee until i catch up on sleep #and my friend sent me a package with a new baphy who is the perfect height and thickness to prop up my aching arms #there's still work obvs #i have a bunch of stuff still to clean #and room needs painting + shelving before i can lug all my boxes of stuff up #(and thank god for that because i'd have lost even more things if i hadn't kept them downstairs during reno) #but GODDAMN I can HANDLE that with sleep in my own bed!

[stylishanachronism]

I am appalled to inform you all that there are people in this world who have not encountered the 'sending your cat for shifts at the cat cafe' joke, because while I got a good laugh when I made it during a work seminar, I also got a lot of blank stares before it clicked. And that's after I started the analogy with getting a mortgage with the bean!

#hello i work in finance today I had to learn about debt protection for the *checks notes* third time in as many weeks #for the record if you have a major loan you should have debt protection #but our flyers high key suck so I finally got to ask the question that's been plaguing me on the subject #for the record a second time: you can get single protection on a joint loan if one of you doesn't qualify #........what I didn't ask but should have is if you can get different packages on the same loan #gut says no but

[snobgoblin]

#i think this was one of those things where youre not necessarily supposed to take it out of the package #that would explain why the joints suck major ass #but if i didnt take him out how would i hold the little fucker. how would i enact funny shit with the mh girls

[elnotwoods]

random person: damn girl, what’s that smell?

me, taking out my 6 different pain relief salves and patches: oh this? this is my signature scent - i call it the grandma special *disappears in a cloud of menthol and disclofenac salve scent*

#add to that the joint creaking #i’m the whole package - sadly an ikea one with missing parts and no guide #my vertebrae are basically a loose stack of pebbles now #knees? don’t know them *said the ligaments around them* #will i ever know sleep again? probably not #arthritis is fun #el rambles

[dallasstarsdyke]

theres a template for writing to in n out in the notes of prev post but the reblog chain was rancid so do that shit at yr own discretion

#'being anti mask is not surprising coming from the company w bible verses referenced on their packaging' #hey. hey . hey what do you mean by that spell it out for me i want it on my desk by tomorrow morning #disabled christians are. real and i cant believe im saying this 😭 #even disabled christians of the kinda shitty 'burger joint evangelism' variety' #and if you deny their right to wear a mask you are a shitty person and should stop rotting yr critical thinking skills online 👍 #its bodily fucking autonomy #so considering this how are christians anti mask lets all be for real together

[megabuild]

cherry blossom and broken heart about pix ^_^ or fwhip. your empires guys

🌸 my favorite headcanon

pix: tattoossss he has so many tattoos. near full sleeves and chest and back like newt geiszler pacific rim. i've seen a couple people do this before usually with it being linked to pixandrian religion and once he moves there that definitely is part of it (he also gets some unwilling scars/brands as part of the whole lightning shrine thing which sorta blend in) but he also had a lot before he moved just because he likes em! he still covers a lot of them up though out of force of habit

fwhip: iwas going to type out my actual fave ones but then i realised i sounded like an utter psychopath because theyre like. the most fucked up parts of his arc SORRY i do like to think of him as very restless though. constantly moving and tapping his fingers and feet and crossing and uncrossing his legs and he can't sit normally in a chair he has to lounge across it or sit upside down or flip it around and sit backwards. this is one of those things he would never dare do as a kid cause he had a pretty strict upbringing but now he's unstoppable. they haven't invented adderall yet

💔 what I don’t like about a character

pix: im going to heal the hater within me and not talk about this from a meta standpoint because ive said enough already about both characters wasted potential/unfinished storylines. SO i think he has a serious victim complex. especially in his relationship with fwhip but also just in general he takes things soooo hard and feels so responsible for everything but then it sort of turns round into an endless cycle of him beating himself up and its like Can you focus on the fucking matter at hand. It's difficult to say if this is something i Dislike because it's just a trait he has at the end of the day and a very essential one to his arc i would argue that his fate hinges on his inability to let things go so it's not like i would ever want to get rid of it but he makes me Angry.

fwhip: honestly he is just sort of an annoying cunt i can't be nice about that part cfwhip is known to be a bit of a dick. he's not even that malicious i just think he's very childish in the way he deals with shit? which isn't really his fault in some ways but. WAIT GOD THE ENTIRE ARC WITH JIMMY okay i take that all back sorry i was trying to think of an example of him being a weird dick for no reason and thats exactly it he gets sooo petty and cruel over the slightest of things. i also dont know if hes capable of genuine remorse without having to at least make a joke about it but . this is one that i genuinely do dislike again not in a way i'd try to ignore it or whatever because he's a fucked up kind of guy but the disc wars will always be the worst to me some of those streams genuinely fucked with me a bit when i watched them the first time. blows him up with a grenade launcher

#i did both because theyre a package deal. My empires guys... #joint custody over them with the ccs #ty btw ^_^ #asks #oh and to clarify on the discwar comment because it looks a little silly looking back #please remember when i first watched i was terminally insane about it. #+ emp jimmy reads as autistic to me so having a whole arc about him being belittled and bullied for no reason was WEIRD.Personally. To me. #anyway #rev

[sysig]

I really had the thought today “Wow I wish I had a poseable spider doll” rather than just

y’know

a spider

#This is all your fault anons #I do still want a spider - very much - and I do not intend to use them like a doll because I want to respect their comfort and safety #But having either a live model or a fairly accurate doll I could flip over and pose without much trouble.... #Does such a thing exist? I did see one of those motorized toy spiders that will ''crawl'' along the floor like a remote car #The packaging was very goofy and I laughed at it lol - the spider was probably a curly hair or a rose hair or something #But the photo to the side of the box-window was a Mexican Red Knee like - one of the most recognizable tarantulas on your brown spider toy #Lol #But as for an actually accurate spider toy? I do have a couple plastic ones but I'm pretty sure they're just shells #The kind that has the top to appear like a spider from above but a concave belly to save plastic #Still might be worth it to look - worst that happens is I go back to just looking at reference pictures lol #I'm flustered 'cause I was doodling and got a leg joint really wrong - think Vortian more than Spider - but the negative space was nice #So now I have to re-pose and renegotiate the space so it doesn't look muddled #/And/ I forgot the pedipalps fjdkslafd #It was just for a warmup so I wasn't exactly taking my time but I don't like the feeling of missing so many details #Unpracticed neophyte failure type feelings :( I'll get better with time I just gotta grab onto the passion again

[rosicheeks]

😭

#it’s supposed to be a huge winter storm today #and yes I’m debating on if I want to deal with it and go out into the snow #just so I can smoke #cause DAMN weed sounds nice right now 😂 #now that I don’t have a place to smoke I’ve been chilling in my car #and yes the smart idea would be to just roll a joint or deal with a bowl #naaaaahhhhhh man #I take out my bong and fill that shit up 😂😂😂😂😂 #I swear a pig is going to come and I’ll just look over with my bong and be like ‘oh shit’ with smoke coming out of my nose and mouth #😂😂😂😂 #but I DO need to go to the post office #cause I’m shipping my first Etsy sale!!!! #if you see this - thank you SO much for supporting me and being my first sale! #I’m usually going to do it through Etsy #but since this is my first package and wanna make sure I’m doing everything right #I’m going to have the post office people help me hahahaha #I’m so nervous I’m going to wrap it up wrong or something #I’m wrapping it up myself with bubble wrap and everything now 💖 #giving it little kisses everytime I do #so when they get it they feel the love right when they open the package! #shut up rosie

[x-ladydisdain-x]

Everyone in my chemical romance has adhd

#Frank is hyperactive mikey and Ray are both inattentive Gerard is combined type #because i said so #sometimes opal says stuff #also like have you seen that one Gerard post about the fidget cube. my guy. #plus he literally gets hyperfixations and have you seen him try and explain anything ever #like maybe I’m crazy but it’s honestly possible that Gerard actually has diagnosed adhd and just hasn’t brought it up #maybe it was a joint package with the teen depression diagnosis. or maybe it was in like 2013 #with this amazing therapist they’re so in love with #okay I’m sorry I’ll stop theorizing about a real person’s mental disorders now I’m sorry that was bad

[drforambhuta]

Osteoarthritis (OA):

Described as degenerative joint disease, osteoarthritis stands as the most prevalent type of arthritis. It arises when the protective cartilage guarding the ends of bones deteriorates over time, resulting in discomfort, rigidity, and inflammation in the impacted joints. Although it can affect any joint, osteoarthritis commonly targets the knees, hips, hands, and spine.

Etiology:

• Aging: The likelihood of osteoarthritis escalates with age due to the accumulation of joint wear and tear over time.

• Joint trauma: Previous injuries to joints, such as fractures or ligament tears, can predispose individuals to osteoarthritis.

• Obesity: Excess body weight imposes additional stress on weight-bearing joints, fostering the onset and progression of osteoarthritis.

Symptoms:

• Pain: Persistent joint pain intensifying with activity and subsiding with rest.

• Rigidity: Joint stiffness, notably in the morning or following periods of inactivity.

• Inflammation: Noticeable swelling and tenderness around affected joints.

Treatment:

• Medications: Over-the-counter pain relievers like acetaminophen or nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs) can mitigate pain and inflammation.

• Physical therapy: Specific exercises and stretches aim to enhance joint flexibility, strength, and range of motion.

• Weight management: Maintaining a healthy weight diminishes stress on weight-bearing joints and decelerates osteoarthritis progression.

• Injections: Corticosteroid or hyaluronic acid injections might offer temporary symptom relief.

Rheumatoid Arthritis (RA):

Rheumatoid arthritis constitutes an autoimmune ailment characterized by synovium inflammation, the joint lining. This persistent inflammatory condition primarily affects the small joints of the hands and feet but can also involve other bodily organs and systems. Unlike osteoarthritis, which stems mainly from wear and tear, rheumatoid arthritis arises from the immune system mistakenly attacking the body's own tissues.

Etiology:

• Genetic predisposition: Specific genetic factors heighten rheumatoid arthritis risk, though environmental triggers are also deemed influential.

• Environmental factors: Exposure to certain elements like smoking or infections may incite rheumatoid arthritis onset in genetically susceptible individuals.

• Immune system malfunction: In rheumatoid arthritis, the immune system erroneously assaults the synovium, culminating in chronic inflammation and joint deterioration.

Symptoms:

• Joint pain and swelling: Symmetrical joint involvement, with pain, swelling, and stiffness affecting multiple joints concurrently.

• Fatigue: Persistent fatigue and malaise, often accompanied by a mild fever.

• Morning stiffness: Prolonged morning stiffness persisting for over an hour upon awakening.

• Rheumatoid nodules: Firm subcutaneous lumps, typically around elbows and fingers.

Treatment:

• Disease-modifying antirheumatic drugs (DMARDs): Medications such as methotrexate, hydroxychloroquine, and sulfasalazine help suppress the immune system and curb inflammation.

• Biologic agents: Biologic DMARDs like tumor necrosis factor (TNF) inhibitors or interleukin-6 (IL-6) inhibitors target specific immune system components involved in rheumatoid arthritis.

• Corticosteroids: Short-term corticosteroid use aids in alleviating acute symptoms such as pain and inflammation.

• Physical therapy: Exercises aimed at improving joint mobility, strength, and function, alongside splints or orthotics for joint support.

You can find some very good hospitals in India that offer health checkup packages to undergo a regular full body health checkup, which can be beneficial in the early diagnosis and treatment of conditions like arthritis.

#osteoarthritis #rheumatoid arthritis #degenerative joint disease #full body health checkup #regular health checkups #health checkup packages #joint pain #joint swelling #corticosteroids #physical therapy #physiotherapy

[fulcrumtradingcompany]

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