#joeymasonbirch

[moocha-muses]

"You know, Clementine, there are perfectly good mirror in all three bathrooms-"

"But I like the lighting in here - oh! Right. Bathrooms. 'scuse me."

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[moocha-muses]

"Don't give me those eyes. This is sim food, Hardison. You know where your bowl is."

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[moocha-muses]

"If you wanted to go back to bed you should have asked me before I put on my makeup."

"My mistake."

"Birch! You're giving up already?"

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[moocha-muses]

#ts2 #the sims 2 #ts2 gameplay #owlcreek #masonbirch #joeymasonbirch #amaryllismasonbirch #now THAT is the perfect job for a sim with the 'collector' trait #no drier work for you joey #you can be beck's sexy assistant forever

[moocha-muses]

"You noticed the heart-shaped egg?"

"I did! I told you they weren't a waste of drawer space. Love is stored in the breakfast, Birch."

"Right on top of the toast."

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[moocha-muses]

"I hope you at least got your lunch of of the fridge, Chadwick."

"It's already in my inventory, Dad!"

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[moocha-muses]

"-so they're gonna do an art book with art from every class and the teacher picked my drawing as our class submission!"

"I'm gonna be a school-famous artist!"

"That's amazing, Amaryllis. What did you draw?"

"A picture of Parker and Hardison doing ballet! Mrs. Jenkins said she was really impressed with my 'natomy."

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[moocha-muses]

"Phone for you, Birch!"

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[moocha-muses]

"Aw, you fried the mushrooms I brought you."

"And I made a dipping sauce."

"It's good! What's in this? Other than the soy sauce."

"It's a secret."

"Oooh, do I have to seduce you to get a peak into the cauldron? I'm free after breakfast."

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[moocha-muses]

i don’t know how these weeds grow so fast

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[moocha-muses]

“Dad, can you help Riley with his map thing? I need to finish my English homework.”

“Sure. Just let me turn the TV off.”

“I can pay attention to two things at once, Dad!”

“Dad? What’s our state capital?”

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[moocha-muses]

“-home education class next week! We’re supposed to bring in a home recipe so can you teach me how to make the things with the mushrooms please please please?”

“Hmm, I’ll have to see your knife skills first.”

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[moocha-muses]

“Did you get the box of snacks I sent?”

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[moocha-muses]

“-and then his lawyer said - wait. Enough about me. Look at our garden! Birch, babe. You have to tell me everything you’ve done to these magnificent pole beans.”

“Well, this year our compost heap’s been-”

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[moocha-muses]

“Birch!”

“Ooof. Welcome home, honey. Did you have a good day?”

“You bet your brawny arms I did, my love. I’ve been recognized by Lord Poseidon myself. Forget cleaning tanks. You can be my personal assistant. We can have lunchtime trysts in my personal nautilus.”

“Wouldn’t that enrage Lord Poseidon?”

“I’m pretty sure he’d cheer us on.”

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[moocha-muses]

“wha time is it?”

“Work time. You know, Birch, if you get a job at the institute, you’ll have to get up with me every morning.”

“. . .”

“Babe, I can hear your second thoughts.”

#ts2 #the sims 2 #ts2 gameplay #owlcreek #masonbirch #joeymasonbirch #beckettmasonbirch #i have no idea why joey wants to give up his lazy mornings of dogs and gardening and delicious breakfasts