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brasideios Β· 1 year
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'Language is a virus That breeds in the silence Feeds on the minds of people who devised it The books and the poems and the slang that designed it Reality defined by the words we assign it, We gave a name to the apple and the diamond...'
-- Tzu, from the song Axis Tilt, on the album Computer Love
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soosgr Β· 2 years
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rebplusvodequalsnbk Β· 1 month
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I'm Ezra, I'm a 38yo happily married, but non monogamous, Australian queer trans man, drug addict. I've been into true crime since I was 9yo (April/May 1995) when I had mono, and I was being looked after by my uncle. He was into true crime, and most of his books were crime books. The first one I read was The Stranger Beside Me by Ann Rule (about Ted Bundy); followed by the first 5 books by Chopper Read (an Australian criminal, who wrote books about his exploits while in prison, they made a movie about him, called Chopper, staring Eric Bana. I highly recommend watching it, it's on YouTube, just search for "Chopper Full Movie"), and finally A Father's Story by Lionel Dahmer (Jeffery Dahmer's father). I was immediately hooked on true crime.
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Columbine; Julian Knight (1987 Hoddle St Massacre, Melbourne Australia); Martin Bryant (1996 Port Arthur Massacre, Tasmania Australia); Snowtown Murders; Blake Leibel; Robyn Lindholm (Melbourne's Black Widow Stripper Murderer, who murdered at least 2 of her boyfriends, and was the last person to see a stripper she worked with before she vanished); the men who were behind the importation of 4.4 tonnes (15 million tablets) of ecstasy into Australia in 2007; John William Samuel Higgs; outlaw motorcycle clubs; Tony Mokbel; Carl Williams; the late 90s early 00s Melbourne Gangland War; 2007 Melbourne CBD Shooting; the Allen-Pettingill Family; Truro Murders; Brendan Abbott aka The Postcard Bandit; John Killick (mostly his escape from Silverwater Correctional Centre in a helicopter that his girlfriend hijacked); and loads of Australian Crimes, from cold blooded killers to drug kingpins to armed robbers to stand over men to outlaw bikies and everyone in between.
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I love drugs, hard drugs, not pot; tattoos; piercings; tea; writing letters; watching my hubby play Destiny II and Cyberpunk; playing Kingdom Hearts, all editions; reading, I read 3 books a week that are at least 250 pages long; baking; pretty girls; dangerous men; sex work; sex workers; sex work activism; drug user activism; combat sports; BDSM and kink; hanging out on the internet; my cat; making new friends; partying with my best friend Dani; heroin; meth; and I'm sure there's other shit that I'm into, that I can't remember.
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Apes of the State; Pat The Bunny; Mischief Brew; L7; Hole; Nine Inch Nails; Local News Legend; Placebo; Smashing Pumpkins; KMFDM; Chemical Brothers; Ministry; NOFX; Screeching Weasel; Frenzal Rhomb; Magic Dirt; Rammstein; Lagwagon; Green Day; TISM; Thundamentals; Horrorshow; Hilltop Hoods; Joelistics; Ay Huncho; One Four; Throbbing Gristle; Genesis P Orridge; Leftover Crack; Star Fucking Hipsters; The Infested; Choking Victim; Operation Ivy; Black Flag; The Vandals; Refused; Tim Timebomb; The Queers; The Cramps; The Methadones; New York Dolls; Alien Sex Fiend; Iggy and the Stooges; Germs; Circle Jerks; Dead Kennedys; Minor Threat; Descendants; T.S.O.L; Agent Orange; Dyke Drama; Subhumans; Pansy Division; Limp Wrist; Buzzcocks; and plenty more
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Natural Born Killers; Pulp Fiction; Kalifornia; True Romance; Spun; Requiem for a Dream; Drugstore Cowboy; Kids; Sid and Nancy; Chopper; Texas Chainsaw Massacre; Evil Dead; Lord of War; Trainspotting; Velvet Goldmine; The Basketball Diaries; Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas; Gia; Blow; Candy; Permanent Midnight; Rush, The Panic In Needle Park; Zero Day; The Big Lebowski; Dusk til Dawn; Kill Bill; Naked Lunch; Leon; Thirteen; and others I can't think of right now.
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"Sombrero Fallout: A Japanese Novel", and "The Abortion: An Historical Romance 1966" and "Revenge of the Lawn" by Richard Brautigan; the "Sandman Slim" series and "Angel Scene" by Richard Kadrey; "Naked Lunch" and "Junkie" and "Queer" by William S Burroughs; "Chopper" 1-10 by Chopper Read; the 17 "Underbelly" books by John Silvester and Andrew Rule; "Exquisite Corpse" by Poppy Z Brite; "SCUM Manifesto" by Valerie Solanas; "The Sluts" by Dennis Cooper; "Trainspotting" and "The Blade Artist" by Irvine Welsh; "These Things Happen" and "The Good Son" by Greg Fleet; "Stone Butch Blues" by Leslie Feinberg; "Red Dragon" and "Silence of the Lambs" and "Hannibal" by Thomas Harris; "A Whore's Manifesto" by Kay Kassirer; "Whore Stories" Tyler Stoddard Smith; and too many more to name.
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thaliacb Β· 2 months
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In The Morning, Joelistics
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winstonhcomedy Β· 4 years
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Four packed and killer shows. Last night in DC ruled. I needed it. I got to jet around the city with @chrisalancomedy and got 4 sets in. Then hung with Joe List and Sarah Tollemache for a bit. Then got to see one of my best friends in comedy @frankdneblett who was down from Philly. All in all a killer night. #comedyrva #dccomedy #standup #cvillecomedy #dcdrafthouse #donttellcomedy #dccomedyclub #bighunt #joelist (at Drafthouse Comedy in DC) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5RCiMplwGZ/?igshid=lfntheqmom2
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andywirth Β· 5 years
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485 - Pearl Jam Vitalogy - Joe List by Josh Adam Meyers http://bit.ly/2SQNk1S
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sarahtcomedy-blog Β· 5 years
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I’ll be featuring for Joe List this weekend in Naples, FL
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Day 7 of @widofjordweek "Song Lyrics"
"The questions we ask and the answers we seek. Whatever you are, what a thing to be" Seaman's Lullaby - Joelistics
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eargasmmusicx Β· 7 years
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dhirshon Β· 3 years
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Pumped to have gotten to film and edit this soon-to-be Oscar winning film starring @joelistcomedy and featuring @notsteverogers as well as an unbelievable performance by myself. Directed by Alfred Cambellcock
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aaronfg Β· 6 years
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YKWD #228. Bushcraft Party Boys #sketch #digitalart #procreate #ykwd #bushcraft #bushcraftknife #ricepilaf #joelist #arishaffir #robertkelly #podcast #ipadpro #applepencil #dailyillustration #dailyart
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brasideios Β· 4 months
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Music Tag Game
Okay, so. Rules. Shuffle your On Repeat playlist and post the first 10 tracks, then tag 10 people.
(I don’t have Spotify, so I put my saved songs at YouTube music on shuffle instead.)
I was tagged by @mini-uzzy, @findusinaweek and @krankittoeleven Thank you my dears!
! (The Song Formerly Known As) by the Australian band Regurgitator. A great late 90s pop classic :)
Seaman’s Lullaby by the Aussie hip hop artist Joelistics. One of my all time favourite songs. It has pathos and meaning and is just… like what floating in my brain would be like if that were possible πŸ˜†
Fasten Your Seatbelt by Pendulum. Australian drum and bass. Umm… this is surprisingly Aussie biased at this point lol. Also this album is an exception with genre. I’m a hard house guy as far as EDM goes.
Elderly Woman Behind the Counter etc by Pearl Jam. What a timeless wonderful song.
The 1812 by Bond. Background music for living and writing.
Crawling Kingsnake by the Black Keys. I’m surprised TBK took this long to come up. Gods I love this song tho.
Radio Head by Talking Heads - same with these guys tbh! Not the greatest song, but pretty groovy.
Epilogue by ELO. This album (Time) is so brilliant as an album. I listen to it start to finish pretty regularly.
Conversation Piece by Kings of Leon. It’s on Walls, and I’m obsessed with that album. This isn’t my fave song though. Find Me is the crΓ¨me de la crΓ¨me.
Season of Saviours by Curse Ov Dialect. Another Aussie hip hop band, this track is weird but also *chefs kiss*.
I don’t think I have ten people to tag, so just a few - no pressure! @whereforartthoumisthios @ainulindaelynn (I hope you didn’t tag me already and I missed it! Edit - dang it you did!) @aeide and @bloodfathers (fully expecting to see your answers no sooner than in six months! πŸ˜†)
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comedyartwork-blog Β· 7 years
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I still like the original better. Louis C.K.'s European Vacation with @rachelfeinstein_ @joelistcomedy & @comedianjoemachi #comedy #standup #photoshop #europeanvacation #louisck #rachelfeinstein #joelist #joemachi #comedyartwork
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viswateja31987-blog Β· 5 years
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A suite of tools that helps to automatically optimize product listings
Isaac Kuhlman and Kirsty Verity, two successful Amazon sellers with over $10 million in sales, share the top reasons why you're struggling to grow your Amazon business and achieving the lifestyle you want. amazon tools use this Amazon feature to create hundreds of long-tails keywords for Amazon keyword optimization in seconds. amazon tools take the seed keyword that you specify, places it into the Amazon search box and adds it with different letters and numbers. Then Keyword Tool pulls all the keyword suggestions produced by Amazon and presents it to you in a straight forward and graceful manner. All the processes happen behind the parts and take mere seconds.
With my first product, I was a newbie Amazon seller , so I was still learning how to write copy correctly. I was doing the keyword part pretty well, but I think what's really important with a listing is your imagery, and mine was okay. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't great. I could get people to come to my page, but I couldn't close them. The conversions weren't there, and people would see other products that had better imagery and better pricing than mine did.
Your High Value Target Keyword List can be used more specifically for ranking and conversion. You want to place these keywords in your listing, helping you to index for those search terms on Amazon, but additionally if someone searches for those phrases and then sees them in your listing, you have a higher chance of converting them to a customer.
A suite of tools (like most) that helps to automatically optimize product listings. Features include finding profitable long tail keywords Helium10 tool with exact search volume directly from Amazon, getting keyword relevancy, checking if keywords are indexed, keyword tracking, etc.
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I can see where you may be confused though. In Sponsored Ads, Amazon will lump stemmed words together for exact phrase (for the analytics), but in the real world where people type in different versions of a word, they will get different search results and have different search volumes. It's super important to know the search volumes of all stemmed and misspelled versions of a word if you want to rank for them separately.
Cerebro is a Reverse ASIN keyword research tool. You simply copy and paste any Amazon listing's ASIN into Cerebro and hit the "Reverse Search" button. Cerebro returns a list of the keyword search terms the selected ASIN is indexed for and associated information as described in the description of Magnet 2 above.
JoeLister offers five pricing slabs. The basic plan starts at just $25 per month (supports up 100 listings). You can then move upwards to $49, $79, $149 per month to handle 250, 500 and 2,500 listings respectively. The pro plan costs you $349 per month, allowing you to handle unlimited listings. Each plan comes with a free 14-day trial.
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iheartmoosiq Β· 5 years
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Daring you not to dance seems like the accurate challenge when it comes to Haiku Hands’ Dare You Not To Dance, the Australian electronic trio’s edgy new breaks shuffling, synth swerving, dance pop booming single. The song comes ahead of the collective’s new tour. Speaking on the origins of the song, Haiku Hands states: "One nonchalantly mutters β€˜I dare you not to dance fucker's’ into a microphone in Sydney and another makes it a hook in a rowdy jam session in Melbourne. This song is an outcome of exploration between Haiku Hands, Joel Ma (Joelistics) and Angus Stuart (El' Gusto). A bold maneuver made to taunt, provoke and defy." Taunt and tease us all they want, there’s no way we’re going to take them up on this dare! The feisty and frisky, spunky and peppery anthem urges every cell of our body to move. Dare You Not To Dance comes on the heels of prior high energy, dance-ready tracks like Squat, Jupiter, and Not About You. Though Haiku Hands’ influences range from hip hop to pop, electronica to dance, and everything beyond, it’s obvious this group is creating a sound all their own as they dazzle us with their resounding crackles and youthful bellows on the song, even sprinkling in some moombahton-like dance influences into the kinetic track. You can also stream Dare You Not To Dance via Spotify, here.
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arcane-archive Β· 6 years
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@joelister
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