#jims2kevent

[demonicfarmer69]

Q: Jin Ling, what is one thing Jiujiu refuses to teach you that you wish you could learn?

🍋: jiujiu controls zidian in such a way that she can produce enough heat to kill insects, but not enough to burn the surroundings! this would be SO useful during summer.

#jc: uses zidian to zap mosquitoes #also jc: JL WHY ARE U USING ZIDIAN TO ZAP MOSQUITOES DONT U KNOW THIS IS A SACRED WEAPON WHY ARE U USING IT LIKE THAT-- #jims2kevent #jiang cheng #jin ling #mdzs

[demonicfarmer69]

Q: What was Young Master Jin's reaction when he learned Jiujiu's name isn't Jiujiu? 😱

🍇: he almost fainted from shock 

🍋: i dont believe it >_>

#jc sitting up in bed in the middle of the night: i never introduced myself to jin ling #jiang cheng #jin ling #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #jims2kevent

[demonicfarmer69]

Q: can jin ling give his jiujiu a hug from me? he deserves it 

🍋: i'll give jiujiu all the hugs he needs, so dont be sad, jiujiu 💔

#jiang cheng #jin ling #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #jims2kevent #DONT BE SAD JIUJIU A-LING IS HERE #ppl on twttr said jc was doing the classic Old Man pose and yk what they are right #ive procrastinated on cross posting these for too long its time i start again

[demonicfarmer69]

Q: For jiang cheng: what happened when jin ling’s first tooth was loose?

🍇: it went quite well

🍋: i have no recollection of this memory 0_0

#ik i drew jc's stance wrong pls dont look at it too closely #jc: jl is too young to remember this later on time so its ok if i do it #jiang cheng #jin ling #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #jims2kevent

[demonicfarmer69]

Q: sect leader jiang, do you ever visit the maternal side of your family in meishan? 

🍇: popo will never let me hear the end of it if i dont visit at least once a month

#jiang cheng #jin ling #jims2kevent #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #if it meant ill be able to pinch jc's ear then id gladly be his 93 y/o popo

[demonicfarmer69]

Q: Question for jin ling and jiujiu!!  What is one thing you wish you can unsee? 👀

🍋: ...........

🍇: i dont want to talk about it

#several yrs later #jl: what was that about?? #jc: it was how ymj made money when we were tight on funds #jl: ................................................................................. #jiang cheng #jin ling #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #jims2kevent

[demonicfarmer69]

Q: a-ling! are you jiujiu's little pogchamp? 

🍇: first calling me a milf and now you're calling a-ling a pogchamp???

#jl is gonna kill ljy for corrupting his jiujiu #jiang cheng #jin ling #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #lan jingyi #surprise! #jims2kevent

[demonicfarmer69]

Q: Does Jiujiu ever talk to JL about his maternal grandparents? 

🍋: he speaks of them with respect. but if my jiujiu raised me like my grandparents did, i....

#yea they fought a lot and even put me in between of their shouting matches #frequently which was an uncomfortable position to be in but they're my parents and i respect them a lot #listen the jiang parents are a whole can of mixed beans and ppl have many opinions on them ranging from positive to negative. #but imo jc would be the type of person to be like #regardless of whatever lvl of damage the jiang parents did to him. + #its jl so theres no way he would want to damage the image of his own parents in front of his own nephew #jl growing up under his jiujiu and seeing how strict but lenient jc is with him would find the parenting methods of the jiang parents as ... #jc is a mini yzy becaus he nags at jl like yzy did to jc YES but the difference is #jl is not hurt from it and still sees jc as a beacon of protection someone he can go to if hes hurt (biggest example is the boat scene.) #the best way i can summarise jc and jl's relationship is that jc is the eldest sister turned parent who has full responsibility over their y #does not have the same authority over the younger sib the same way a parent does #jc has influence over jl and jl respects jc but jc will never be able to have full authority over jl because jc is simply just his guardian/ #Adult Figure in his life #<- this rant is a yr old but i still agree w/ these points heh #jiang cheng #jin ling #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #jims2kevent

[demonicfarmer69]

Q: Hi Jin Ling, if you can have jiujiu for one entire day to yourself, what activities will you with him? 

🍋: so many things to do, so little time...!

#the or maybe not is a response to a previous question where jc used a bow and arrow to #yeet jl's loose tooth out LMAO #jin ling #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #jims2kevent

[demonicfarmer69]

Q: Have you ever had problems with kid jl being a picky eater??

🍋: but xiao shushu said i was quite picky in jinlin tai, though

🍇: thats your xiao shushu's problem, not mine

#jc is very proud of his little bun #jiang cheng #jin ling #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #jims2kevent #going back to these responses im now realizing how many references to #jc's breast milk there are LMAO

[demonicfarmer69]

Q: Jiujiu, I heard from some of the Lan disciples that Jin Ling and Jingyi were seen kissing!  What do you have to say to that?

🍇: im disappointed at the gusu lan sect but im not surprised.

#jc: are u shitting me???? anyways my precious baby boy a-ling would NEVER #jl: jiujiu are u saying im incapable of pulling any bitches #jc: WATCH UR FUCKING LANGUAGE BRAT!! #give him some time hes in denial #jiang cheng #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #jims2kevent

[demonicfarmer69]

Q: I kind of want to see you two switch clothes if you don't mind? And please rate e.o's likeness to yourselves! 🤭

🍇: we look pretty alike. 

🍋: jiujiu-- about lan jingyi-- im sorry--

🍇: i dont want you to mention it. to anyone. ever.

🍋:😨😖

#jl is elated to wear ymj robes meanwhile jc got new trauma related to the jins #jiang cheng #jin ling #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #jims2kevent

[demonicfarmer69]

Q: Sect Leader Jiang, Young Master Jin, could you tell Jim they're doing such a great job?? They work so hard to spread the good word of both your goodness. - W 

🍇: that was....something.

🍋: ive been traumatized by that image

#thank u w-jie (W25011987 on twt) for making me draw me hugging jc this is the best thing i could have ever treated myself with 🫣🙈💗 #jiang cheng #jin ling #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #jims2kevent #i was posting drawn responses thrice a day when this event was running it was a WORKOUT but so worth it

[demonicfarmer69]

Q: Jin Ling, if someone would like to court your Jiujiu, what would be your requirements? 

🍋: nothing! get away!

🍇: jin ling! why are you behaving so childishly?!

🍋: because i want to be a single child forever! 😡

🍇: ....

#jiang cheng #jin ling #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #LEAVE JC ALONE #(desperate plea from jl who can only work so hard to fend off the jiujiu stealers) #jims2kevent

[demonicfarmer69]

Q: Jin Ling, what are you looking for in a partner?? 

🍋: s...s..someone to play with.... (angry sniffle)

#he just wants someone to play with </3 #mdzs #jin ling #mo dao zu shi #jims2kevent

[demonicfarmer69]

Q: Jin Ling tell us a secret side of jc only you know!! 

🍋: everyone thinks jiujiu works 24/7-- which he does-- but he actually takes breaks in between too. but he doesnt tell anyone so that he doesnt get bothered during his break

#that screenshot is a game of me playing solitaire HAHA #jc is a master strategeist u see #jiang cheng #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #jims2kevent