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Gigi Goode for Galore Magazine

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Sue zhao/Ryan O'Connell

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Hello fellow people’s of the tumble, I am unfortunately not going to be using this blog as I have issues with it working properly. So I hath made a new blog, called @chronicallytall in which I will be posting a completely different vibe of things and actually aiming to treat it as a proper blog just because I fancy it. So if ya interested hope on over :)

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Hello fellow people’s of the tumble, I am unfortunately not going to be using this blog as I have issues with it working properly. So I hath made a new blog, called @chronicallytall in which I will be posting a completely different vibe of things and actually aiming to treat it as a proper blog just because I fancy it. So if ya interested hope on over :)

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~ 𝐴 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑑𝑔𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑠 ~

"Azriel's power gave out on the outskirts of our camp.

(...)

The gray light of morning had broken over the world, mist clinging to our ankles as we headed into that camp, Azriel still cradling Elain to his chest. He dripped blood behind him the entire time-a trickle compared to the torrent that should be leaking out. Contained only by the patches of power he'd slapped on it".

- A Court of Wings and Ruin by Sarah J. Maas.

➵ Art by @/aysha.nasir15 on ig

➵ Commissioned by me 💕

Hello!! This is my first time commissioning canon scene art and I'm SO EXCITED to finally get it out there! Working with Aysha on this piece has been spectacular, she has been able to bring this scene to life in a way that I could never have imagined. Thank you very much, Aysha!

I could say that this is one of my favorite Elriel scenes, but really all their scenes are, even the smallest ones makes me feel butterflies in my stomach. This one in particular makes me have great hope for them, as our dear Feyre narrates how Azriel doesn't want to let Elain go from his arms; even though he is hurt his first concern is that Elain's chains will be removed. I feel that it is a moment of deep connection between them, he was the first to be aware that Elain had disappeared and despite being in danger of death, he did not hesitate for a single second to go save her together with Feyre. This entire sequence of them meeting and then Elain showing that she is also fierce when the situation calls for it makes me love them even more. I also love how, in gratitude, Elain gives him a kiss on the cheek afterwards.

Honestly the Cauldron may have decided not to make them mates, but all of their interactions scream to me that they, in fact, are. Or, at least, will choose to be. Hence why I post this art for the theme of a bridge between souls 💜

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anyway it’s a real shame netflix cancelled the witcher after only three seasons! would have loved to see more of it!

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mood rn 

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Here’s the thing:

Jaskier doesn’t have a horse. I mean yeah, technically he has Pegasus but in nw and most fanon media he doesn’t. The man walks at the same pace as a horse every day for twenty years. And I’m sure Geralt let him put SOME things on Roach, but probably not much. She’s Geralt’s horse and needs to carry his things AND Geralt, no one wants her to be over extended with bard stuff. So that means Jaskier carries all his stuff himself which is AT MINIMUM, his lute, notebooks, probably like 3 sets of relatively complex performing outfits and road clothes, all his fancy cosmetic stuff, a bedroll, and his METAL coin money. He also probably has first aid things like bandages and potions, frivolous things like baubles and jewelry, food, water, and probably other bard stuff like spare strings and such.

Yeah, Jask is depicted as traveling without bags but that’s just not possible. He probably carries his own essentials and as someone who backpacks— that alone is usually 20+ lbs. WITH modern technology aimed at making things lighter. Thats not counting all the fancy stuff he’s prone to and his career tools. Jaskier is probably hauling like 40-50lbs or more of stuff EVERY DAY while mostly roughing it off the land and keeping pace with a man on horseback. Oh, and this is WHILE SINGING AND TALKING the entire time. Can you imagine this man’s lung capacity? To sing and talk constantly while exerting himself?

This is all to say: Jaskier is strong as fuck and fit as hell. The thing is though, he probably doesn’t even recognize it. Yeah, he probably knows he’s got the muscle and such, but he still is largely perceived as a delicate person. He PROJECTS being delicate. Being fragile and pampered and in need of the finer things. He projects capable, but not strong. This. Is. Hilarious.

Jaskier, having already walked 12 miles at a moderate incline carrying 40lbs of stuff without breaking a sweat (it’s barely past midday): Geralt I am FRAGILE. I cannot POSSIBLY walk through this mud. (It’s like a 3 ft section) I’m not a rugged mountain man like you, I’m simply not BUILT for this!

Geralt, staring at Jaskier who’s as burly as most Witchers and has walked the path w/o Witcher training for over a decade: hm

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can you believe it's actually canon now

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I just watched Troll (2022) and it's probably the most heartbreaking movie I've seen all year

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my man did nothing wrong

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Hiiiii, I just found your account a few days ago and I love everything you write. I don't know if you are still taking requests but recently one of my friends sent me this video and I couldn't help but think of Hiccup and Astrid in that situation... it's just so cute

Awwww @mrsfroggi thank you!!!! 🥰😄❤️❤️ I am so sorry it took me several days to respond (chaos. Just always assume it’s pure chaos over here 😆) but I am like kinda sorta taking requests, but with absolutely no reliability lol. But, that video you linked was so cute and adorable!!! 😆 So I took a shot at writing a hiccstrid drabble inspired by it 😄 thank you so much for this wonderful little note and request! 😁

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“Mr. Haddock?”

Hiccup looked up anxiously from the uncomfortable waiting room chair, a stressed unkempt mess.

“She’s out of surgery now. She’s just waking up; she did great and she’s in recovery if you want to see her.”

Ruff and Snot got up too, following Hiccup and the doctor down a sterile white hall.

The doctor gestured to a curtained off bay where a wheeled hospital bed was parked and smiled.

“She’s a little out of it from the anesthesia and pain meds, just so you’re aware. We’ll wheel her to her room after she’s more alert.”

Hiccup frowned sadly at how pale and drawn Astrid looked, how small and fragile she appeared in the hospital bed. Astrid and “frail” in the same sentence felt so wrong.

“Hello milady,” Hiccup said tenderly, coming up to her bedside and picking up her hand. Astrid’s face pinched with a plaintive little groan, her eyes still closed. “What… happened to me…”

“You just had emergency surgery. They had to remove your appendix. We were all very worried about you.”

She groaned and blinked her eyes open, fixing her half-lidded gaze on Hiccup. She stared at him for several beats, like she was trying to figure him out, then furrowed her brow.

“Are you okay?” he asked, concerned.

“You look a little weird,” she slurred.

“I look weird?”

She reached out her hand and cupped his chin. “Yeah, you’re funny lookin.”

“My gangly self-conscious inner fourteen-year-old thanks you, I guess.”

She pursed her lips, studying him through sleepy eyes. “You’re cute though.”

He laughed, shaking his head. “Now I’m cute?”

She stroked his chin, confused. “I like you, I think.”

“You think?! Astrid, don’t you know who I am?”

She rolled her head back and closed her eyes. “Mmm… nah.”

“Wha—nah?” Hiccup stuttered, pretending to be wounded.

“Damn, she’s on the good shit if she doesn���t even recognize you,” Ruff laughed, and Snot snorted.

She opened one eye and peeked at Hiccup for several moments. She booped him on the nose with a wobbly limp hand. “You’re so pretty,” she sighed.

Hiccup chuckled. “So I’m not weird looking anymore?”

She thought about it. “Mmmm just a little. But you’re cute. And handsome and pretty.”

He smirked, trying not to laugh at her too much, as clearly she was not lucid. “I think you’re pretty too.”

He leaned over the railing and kissed her on the cheek.

Her eyes popped open wide. “A kiss?!”

Hiccup gripped the railing, shaking his head with a huge grin.

“One more?” she asked.

He gave her a sweet kiss on the lips.

“This guy is kissing me.”

Hiccup couldn’t contain the giggles at this point.

“‘This guy’,” Ruff laughed, already recording Astrid’s loopy silliness with her phone. “Like you’re not her husband!”

He kissed her again and she stared at him some more, mouth hanging open and hearts in her eyes.

A nurse came by to check on her.

“How’s she doing?”

“I think she’s alert now. She has no clue what’s going on, but she’s awake,” Hiccup said, amused.

“Ah, yeah sometimes people can have reactions to the medications. She’ll be fine in a bit and probably won’t remember your conversation.”

“This cute guy is kissing me!” Astrid proclaimed.

“He’s kissing you?!” The nurse played along. “Lucky you! Do you think he’ll take you home?”

Astrid scrunched her nose, frowning at the nurse. “But… I don’t have an appendix.”

“I think you’ll be fine,” the nurse chuckled as Ruff giggled so much she had to hold the side of the bed and Hiccup grinned.

“You got all of this on your phone, right?” he asked.

“Oh yeah.” Ruff nodded. “There’s only so many opportunities to embarrass Astrid and this one is golden.”

Astrid closed her eyes again and leaned back in the bed.

“Hey guys, do me a favor,” she said sleepily, lightly resting her folded hands on her stomach. “Don’t tell Hiccup that I kissed some cute guy.”

Ruff lost it and Hiccup sputtered a “Hey!”

“Now that’s some quality blackmail,” Snot said gleefully.

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Snotlout, entering the clubhouse while Hiccup and Astrid are setting the table: Hiccup, you cooked?

Astrid: How did you know it wasn’t me?

Snotlout: There’s six people in the Edge, and you’d be my tenth guess.

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I like how Snotlout’s attitude to Astrid changed from “hey, I see you’re hot” to “May Thor have mercy on you, Hiccup. May Thor have mercy on you”

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saw this on twitter rn, if you ever feel discouraged about writing fanfiction, read this again

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Dramione war AU

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