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johnwicklover1999 · 3 months
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big fan of your autism
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THANK GOODNESS.
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jettkuso · 6 months
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the pope told me Jesus has t-boy swag merry christmas
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psalm4thesun · 26 days
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him: you better not be in agony when i get there🤦‍♂️
me in the garden😹😹:
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orpheuslament · 1 year
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no1 understands her like i do
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whenthegoldrays · 9 days
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(throwing myself back into being holy so I don’t think of *gestures vaguely*)
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cuprohastes · 11 months
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The natural predator of Jesus is the Cookie monster.
Computer, send shitpost.
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cillancholly · 6 months
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something so bittersweet about jesus talking about the trinity before he dies. he talks about his father like he misses him and every action he takes is based on the emptied relationship they have while he’s on earth. whenever he tried to hide from the crowds its never to sleep or eat or rest, its to pray. to bring the spirit to his apostles he has to leave first and he refers to that as both sending “him” to them but also “i’m going away, and i will come to you.” like, “someones coming to take care of you in my place and he’s not me but he is and i promise i’m with you always but also this is goodbye”
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aro-oak · 1 year
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The same Christians that are so insistent that God is the Father (masculine) are also the ones that taught me that God didn't initially give Eve to Adam because he didn't think that Adam would need a helper, as Adam was created to be God's friend. Adam and God as partners much like the animals came in pairs. These Christians do not make the same gay gay homosexual gay connection that I just did
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twinkgami · 1 year
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i fucking love system of a down so much 90% of their songs is “war is terrible and propaganda is terrible the prison system is terrible we all need to be good people to each other and also fuck the government”
and then the other 10% is Daron Malakian going “yeah I went to a really weird baseball game one time and also I felt bad about hitting a bunny :(”
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skullinahat · 2 years
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they see me rollin
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they hatin
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psalm4thesun · 3 months
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id like to believe judas iscariot would have been forgiven if he had the courage to face god and own up to what he had done
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horror-vampire · 2 years
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so hard to kin jesus when you have no hands…
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i have feelings for you
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mudstoneabyss · 2 years
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Fun fact: if you interact with a blaze post tumblr will keep showing it to you and all the advertising will be wasted on you :)
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remylong · 21 days
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another 27!
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kipskiptrip · 2 months
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Rest in peace Jesus Christ you would've loved the human love and experience
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