#jesus is too big we did not find a tiny baby peanut sorry

[hedgehog-moss]

#bon réveillon ! #(je sais pas où j'ai foutu mes santons...) #jesus is too big we did not find a tiny baby peanut sorry #i saw a peanut nativity on my dash the other day but it only had mary & joseph and i wanted to at least add a donkey #i had so many things to do this morning but still wasted half an hour stalking my chickens hoping they would lose a feather #(for a peanut angel.) but no luck #the hens did not appreciate being stalked and probably started wondering if they were on tonight's menu

[prettyboy-parker]

starker abo: homecoming

warnings: emotional and physical abuse (nothing explicit!), smut at the end, implied thorki, mentioned sambucky

words: 3.7k

“Jesus, he’s such a fuckin’ crybaby. I feel bad for Quentin.”

Everyone turns to look at the table across the cafeteria. Peter Parker, the world’s snootiest omega, is perched on top of the navy lunch table and bawling his eyes out. Loki, a lithe snarky omega, is patting under Peter’s eyes with tissues. His usual posse huddles around him, cooing at and petting him.

“I don’t. His performance in bed probably outweighs his attitude, if you catch my drift.” Sam snickers and Bucky punches him in the arm. The alpha lets out a whine and rubs at his shoulder. “Hey! What was that for?” He snaps at his boyfriend. Bucky just narrows his eyes. Tony finds himself looking at Peter again. He seems to have calmed down a little. His friends usher him out of the cafeteria, no doubt to help him fix his makeup. Tony could gag at how fucking prissy the omega is.

“You okay, Tony? You look a little pale.” Steve says, and Tony can’t believe he’s actually concerned.

“Jeez, Steve, I’m fine. Your motherly instincts take over?”

The table howls with laughter.

“Good one, Stark!” Thor booms and Steve rolls his eyes. Tony sends a wink at Steve, a group of girls heading towards their table emerging in the corner of his eye.

“Steven,” Peggy, the beta exchange student from England, pipes up. A few of her friends giggle behind her. “Would you come with me? I have to talk to you.”

Steve nods wordlessly, trailing behind her like a lost puppy.

“He’s smitten, I tell ya’.” Bucky slurs, tossing a crumpled napkin at Sam.

“Idiot. I’ve got to piss, see you in Calc.”

Sam groans and Rhodey shouts “TMI!” Tony passes a table of girls on his way out, and they all call his name. He shoots them a wink, opening the double doors to the hallway. It’s actually quiet in the hallway, aside from his combat boots thunking on the linoleum floors. He fishes through his leather jacket’s pocket, looking for his cigs, when-

“Watch where you’re fucking going!”

Tony stumbles back as he knocks into, well, none other than Peter Parker. He looks like he’s going to cry again as Loki lifts him off of the floor. The tan-skinned beta flips him a bird as they walk away.

Great.

✨👑✨

He can’t believe Quent would ever say that to him. For one, he’s not a slut. He’d never cheat on Quentin, he knows that, so why did he say it? Two, Quentin’s lucky no one was around to see Peter’s tears.

What he can’t get over is how Quentin touched him like that.

He’s heard of alphas hitting their omegas, but it’s always been an old wive’s tale, or whatever. He guesses that Quentin’s just stressed. He didn’t do so hot on his Pre-Calc test, so maybe he has some pent up anger.

Peter needs to send him some flowers.

By the time he gets back to his apartment, he’s already tried calling Quentin three times to apologize, but the alpha never picked up. He drops his Vera Bradley book bag on the floor with a heavy sigh.

“Hey, Peter! How was school?” Uncle Ben asks from where he’s seated at the kitchen island.

Peter breaks down into tears.

Uncle Ben takes him in his arms, holding him close. That’s the thing about his uncle, whenever he’s upset he just lets Peter cry it out, never asking for an explanation. Peter appreciates when his aunt gives him advice, he really does, but sometimes it’s nicer just to be held.

“I’ve got Halotop ice cream that’s calling your name.”

Peter giggles softly as Uncle Ben ruffles his hair.

Soon enough he’s cuddled under his silk sheets, a carton of peanut butter cup ice cream in his hands. In the midst of watching Cady and Janis mix together foot cream, his phone rings.  “Quentin 💕💕” lights up on the screen over a very flattering picture of his boyfriend.

“Hi,” Peter answers quietly.

“Hi honey, I just-um-wanted to say I’m sorry for what I said. I didn’t mean any of it.”

“It’s okay Quent, I was a bitch too. I’m sorry.” Peter responds quietly, stabbing his ice cream with his spoon.

“You kind of were. I’ll catch you tomorrow, okay?”

“Bye, love you.”

“Bye.”

Peter hangs up the phone, feeling emptier than before.

✨👑✨

“Anthony, you are not wearing that.”

Tony smirks and adjusts the collar of his leather jacket.

“Don’t worry, dad. I know Peter. It’s all good.” He replies, running a hand through his hand. Howard clenches his jaw.

“Come on, boys. We don’t want to be late.” His mother calls, ushering the two to the car. Howard still looks pissed as he climbs into the driver's seat, Tony scrolling through Instagram as they drive to the Parker’s. A picture of Peter appears, the omega posing on the hood of a cherry red ‘65 Thunderbird. His long, milky legs are displayed by his tiny red running shorts. A sliver of his toned stomach is exposed by his cream Coca Cola crop top. His almond hair looks like it’s blowing in the wind. Red heart-shaped glasses frame his face perfectly. The caption reads “Taste the Feeling! ♥️♥️”.

A small part of Tony wants to taste him.

He ignores that part.

“Now you behave, Anthony. This deal is important, we’re paying Benjamin a lot of money for his program.” Howard reminds him.

“Yeah yeah,” Tony replies, rolling his eyes and itching for a smoke. They pull up to one of the apartment complexes in the Upper East Side of Manhattan. Tony begrudgingly follows his parents, the elevator operator nervously pressing the buttons.  The elevator brings them directly to Peter’s penthouse because of course, the Parkers have a penthouse.

“Oh, hello!” A voice exclaims from the kitchen. He stands awkwardly until Mrs. Parker emerges from the other room. “Welcome, all of you!” She exclaims, giving his mom a hug.

“Oh, Anthony, I remember when you were just a baby. Your mother came to me for a dress for a gala, and she brought you along. You’ve grown into such a handsome alpha.”

Tony flushes, embarrassed. His mom laughs loudly and pinches his cheeks.

“Peter should be down soon, he always takes forever to get ready.” Mrs. Parker complains, pushing her glasses farther up her nose. “Benjamin is picking some whiskey from the cellar. Why don’t you come sit down?”

Mrs. Parker leads them to the living room, where the couches are covered with blankets and the fireplace roars. Tony sinks into the knitted blanket, sighing heavily.

“Oh, goodness, I’m sorry I’m late!”

Peter Parker is at the top of the steps, in a tight, glittery maroon dress, looking like an absolute vision.

“Come down, Pete.” His aunt calls with a smile. The omega’s heels click on the hardwood staircase as he comes downstairs. He’s prettier up close, a silver glittery barrette holding his curls out of his face. Gold glitter is swept over his cheeks and eyelids.

“Anthony,” He says, scrunching up his button nose. Tony winks at him. The only empty seat is next to the alpha, so Peter daintily sits down on the couch. He smells divine, like expensive floral perfume mixed with the sweet scent of omega.

“You can call me Tony, you know.” The alpha purrs under the voices of his parents and Mrs. Parker. Peter rolls his eyes.

“Dully noted.” He snaps back, but Tony just laughs.

Dinner goes on slowly and Tony keeps his mouth shut. Peter’s definitely checking him out (or maybe that’s just Tony’s ego.) During the meal of lamb and beef, Tony notices a bruise blooming under the hem of his dress.

The omega gives him a glare and adjusts his collar.

✨👑✨

“Did you hear? We’re being assigned partners this time.”

“Ugh, gag,” Peter grumbles, tapping his pink pen on his pink notebook.

“I know,” Loki responds, eyes glancing to the back of the room. “I hope I get paired up with Thor, though.”

Peter smiles and picks at his cuticle.

“He better ask you to homecoming. I’m blackmailing him if he doesn’t by Friday.” He says nonchalantly, eyeing the burly blonde in the back of the room. He’s laughing about something with Anthony.

“Peter. I’ll beat you to it, you know that.” Loki jokes. Peter nudges him in the shoulder of his dark green sweater. The class quiets down when Ms. Hill steps into the room.

“Good afternoon, everyone. As you may have heard from the other classes, we’re starting our quarter project.” She announces. “I’ll be assigning you into partners, and you’ll be researching the impact and achievements of a Chinese dynasty.”  

The glass groans, a few pairs of eyes flicking around nervously.

“Calm down. It’s senior year, you should all know each other by now. I’ve already have your partners, so listen up...”

Peter studies his French manicure as Ms. Hill calls out their names. He gives Loki a wink when the teacher pairs Thor with him for the Tang Dynasty. It’s getting to the end of the list, and Peter’s worried that Ms. Hill might have forgotten him, then-

“Tony and Peter. Song Dynasty.”

The omega dies a little inside.

“Alright, get to work! Rubrics are on my desk, get brainstorming!”

The class disperses into a flurry of noise and movement. Tony slowly stalks over to him like the douchebag he is.

“How about you get the rubric?” Peter suggests, but it’s more of an order than anything. Tony smirks and places his pencil on the desk next to Peter.

“Anything for you, princess.” He teases, causing the omega to flush a bright red. Peter doodles in his notebook until Tony gets back with two rubrics.

“Song Dynasty. I’m fuckin’ pumped.”

This actually makes Peter giggle a little bit.

“Calm down, Anthony.” He quips back, a small smile on his face.

It turns out the two work together pretty well.

Tony’s definitely not a slacker, and had avid ideas that Peter wrote down. They settled on a comedy-style presentation. (Which Peter would neverdo, but who can say no to Tony’s puppy dog eyes?)

When the bell rings, Tony walks him to his next class, like a...gentleman.

Who knew?

✨👑✨

“Good morning Midtown! I’m Peter Parker, your SGA President.”

Tony turns his attention to the T.V in the hallway. Peter sits at the newscaster desk, in a navy and white tennis polo, a matching headband pushing back his curls, and two big pearls adorning his ears. Tony could purr, but he pinches himself. There’s no way he can be falling for Peter Parker.

No way.

The entire hallway goes silent, in awe of their queen on the screen.

“A quick reminder-next week is spirit week! The days are posted on our Instagram and around the school. Don’t forget to buy your homecoming tickets. They’re being sold all week in the cafeteria. Thanks, and have a wonderful day!”

Everyone resumes their conversation.

Tony slams his locker shut.

✨👑✨

“Oh god, you are not making me ride that.”

Tony laughs loudly and tucks his hands into the pockets of his jacket.

Peter stands with his arms crossed over his baby blue Chanel sweater. His pink lips are turned down into a frown, button nose scrunched like it always is.

“I am. Unless you want to walk?” Tony coos, handing his helmet to the omega. His honey eyes glance down at the black helmet, then back up to Tony.

“You’ll keep me safe?” Peter asks quietly, his bitchy facade dropping. Tony’s eyes widen.

“Oh, of course, Pete. I’d never let anything happen to you.” The alpha responds, genuine care in his voice.

“Well, then let’s go, slowpoke.” Peter huffs, placing the ill-fitting helmet on top of his curls. Tony chuckles and straddles the bike, waiting as Peter slowly wraps his arms around his torso, resting his cheek on his back.

“Hold on!” Tony calls as he starts the bike, causing the tiny omega to yelp. They leave school, weaving through the cars and students. Peter shouts directions to his house in Tony’s ear, the alpha smiling as the wind whips behind him. They eventually arrive at Peter’s apartment complex, parking his motorcycle in the garage for the occupants.

“That sucked,” Peter grumbles, but-Tony sniffs the air.

Peter’s turned on.

He’s about to crack a joke, but stops himself. Peter looks at the ground, embarrassed.

“Sorry. Didn’t bring my car.”

Peter tries to hide his smile.

The omega brings him up to his penthouse, heading to the kitchen to grab something to eat.

“Do you want anything, Tony? I’ve got...quite a lot.” Peter asks, grabbing some wheat crackers and spread from the fridge. Tony shucks off his leather jacket, placing it over the back of the chair. He runs his hand over the cool marble counter.

“I’m good, but thank you.” He responds, pulling his notebook out of his bag. Peter shrugs, grabbing his book bag.

“Suit yourself. Let’s go upstairs, my aunt will be home soon.” He tells Tony, not sparing him a second glance before heading to the staircase. The alpha rushes behind him, narrowly avoiding an expensive looking vase. They turn right down the hallway, pictures of Peter at all stages of his life on the walls. One catches Tony’s eyes, a little baby Peter with a big blue bow on his head, smiling as he plays in a pile of leaves.

“Please don’t touch anything, Anthony.” Peter sniffs when they reach his room, pink exploding in Tony’s vision. His room is huge, perfectly cleaned and organized. There are pictures everywhere, Peter smiling with his friends. A king-sized canopy bed sits in the middle of the room, expensive silk pillows arranged with care. Peter plops himself on the ground, spreading out his papers.

”Your room is...nice.” Tony comments, sitting on the ground next to Peter. He's still overwhelmed by the omegan aroma filling the room.

”Thank you.” Peter says softly, clearly pleased.

”Should we get started? I had some ideas about how we should present the civil service exam.”

They get a big chunk of their work done but end up talking about everything butthe Song Dynasty. Peter’s actually really fucking smart, wanting to study biological engineering in college. He's down to earth and an absolute sweetheart when he's not surrounded by the student body.

And he's really fucking pretty.

”I know! Fury is such a hardass!” Peter exclaims through giggles, tears coming out of his big doe eyes. His curls are a mess, splayed underneath his head.

Tony isn’t thinking when he reaches over and thumbs away Peter’s happy tears.

The omega blinks in surprise, but-

sucks Tony’s thumb into his mouth.

Tony growls loudly, removing his thumb from Peter’s mouth with a pop, leaning down, and pressing his lips to the other’s. The omega is everything Tony thought he would be. Sweet like sugar, with the remnants of the crackers on his tongue. He hums happily as Tony picks him up, pulling the smaller into his lap.

“Tony-“

“I fucking like you, Parker.”

“Tony,” Peter whispers as the alpha lightly drags his fingers over his bare thighs. “Tony, I have a boyfriend.”

“He doesn’t deserve to be your boyfriend, Peter.” Tony says, almost frantically. “He-He fucking hurts you.”

Peter flinches at his word choice.

“He doesn’t. It’s none of your business.” The omega breathes, avoiding Tony’s gaze.

“Peter, please tell someone. Or break up with him, I don’t care.” The alpha pleads, taking Peter’s hands in his. The omega rips them away.

“He loves me. Please drop it.”

Tony bites his tongue.

✨👑✨

“Loki, your bow is crooked.”

Loki rolls his eyes and spins around.

“Then fix it, Peter.”

Peter laughs and straightens the blue bow that holds his black, silky hair out of his face. It’s Class Colors Friday, the seniors getting their rightful color of blue. Harley takes a bite of his sandwich, looking over Peter’s shoulder.

“Uh, Pete? Quentin’s coming over here, and he looks mad.”

Peter turns around, seeing his boyfriend heading towards him with a scowl on his face. Peter pretends to light up, giving him a small wave. Before he can greet the alpha, he’s grabbing Peter by his cheerleading jacket.

“You fucking slut,” He growls, blue eyes narrowed. “You sleeping around with Stark now?”

Peter whimpers as his breathing picks up.

“Quent, you’re making a scene.” He whispers, tugging at the alpha’s sleeve gently. Quentin grins menacingly.

“Am I, now?” He chuckles, pressing a kiss to Peter’s cheek. “That’s high praise coming from a drama queen like yourself. Have fun finding another homecoming date.”

With that, Quentin pushes him back, and storms out of the cafeteria. Peter follows him, ignoring the shouts from his friends.

“Quentin, baby, wait!” The omega calls out once they get into the hallway, causing the alpha to spin around.

“Is it true? You made out with Stark?”

Peter’s bottom lip quivers as he stays silent. Quentin sighs exasperatedly, clenching his fists tightly.

“You deserve everything I did to you, Peter. And I hope you fucking know it.”

Peter doesn’t see his, well, ex-boyfriend, leave through his tears. He shuffles off to the omega restroom, trying to keep his mascara from running. He sifts through his purse for his little packet of tissues, dabbing at his eyes frantically. The door swings open, and Peter expects Loki and Harley, but the smell of smoke and musky alpha fills the room.

“Shit, Peter, I’m so fucking sorry,” Tony says quickly. Peter just whimpers and cuddles into the alpha’s torso.

“You were right,” He cries, breathing in deep breaths of Tony’s scent. The other boy strokes his curls, shushing him. “And now I don’t have a homecoming date, and all my friends do, and senior year is just going to suck.”

Tony sighs deeply from above him.

“I can go with you, if you want.”

Peter looks up into Tony’s deep brown eyes.

“Are you asking me out, Anthony?” He teases, poking the alpha’s cheek. His eyes widen in surprised.

“No! Not at all. I’m just saying, if you wanted to, I’d be willing to go with you.”

Peter laughs and kisses him.

✨👑✨

Tony’s so fucking nervous.

His hands shake as he grips the stupid plastic corsage box in one, ringing the doorbell with the other.

Mrs. Parker opens the door.

“Tony. Come on in. Peter will be down in a second.” She says with a glint in her eyes. Tony follows her into the apartment, perfectly clean, like always.

“Let me see,” Mrs. Parker smiles, leaning over to look at the corsage in the box. “He’ll love it.”

Speaking of him-

Peter Parker appears at the top of the steps.

Tony’s mouth parts subconsciously. Peter looks-Peter looks stunning. His dress is a cherry red that matches his lipstick, all lace and off the shoulder. He walks down slowly, smoothing the skirt of his dress.

“Peter, oh my god, you look beautiful.” Tony sputters as Peter gives him a peck on the cheek.

“And you look handsome,” The omega responds, thin fingers adjusting Tony’s tie. “You bought a corsage!”

Tony laughs, opening the box and picking up the white rose. He adjusts it on Peter’s wrist as the other boy pins a white boutonniere to Tony’s lapel.

“Perfect,” He coos, pressing another kiss to Tony’s jaw.

Mrs. Parker gives him a quick, threatening talk as Peter uses the bathroom. Peter fake swoons when Tony opens the passenger door to his Audi.

They’re the perfect pair.

They take pictures and dance and kiss and it’s everything Tony could ever dream of. Peter wins homecoming queen, as he should. He looks divine on stage, sparkling tiara on his curls and smiling wide.

“Alpha,” Peter whines, 30 minutes before the dance ends, making Tony’s heart skip a beat.

“Yeah, baby?” Tony responds, grinding his hips forward against Peter’s ass, a quiet ‘oof’ falling from his lips.

“Can-Can we go back to your place? If your parents aren’t home-“

“Fuck yes.”

The car is thick with the scent of arousal, the mixing of their pheromones making Tony crazy. They’re on top of each other once they make it inside.

“Tony, where’s your room?” Peter moans as Tony nibbles on his neck. The alpha doesn’t respond, instead lifts the smaller into his arms. Tony rushes upstairs, making sure he doesn’t drop Peter. They collapse onto the bed, Tony pressing his lips to Peter’s. He tastes delicious, as always, and Tony can’t help but moan. He pulls off of Peter, shucking off his suit jacket as Peter stands up.

“Alpha, can you help undo my dress?”

That phrase sends a jolt of arousal to Tony’s dick.

He obeys, thick fingers tugging the silver zipper down. Peter steps out of the dress, his freckled back on full display, as well as his delectable ass that’s barely covered by white panties. In awe, Tony runs his fingers over the pale stretch marks littering his flesh.

“Is that- are they too gross? Quentin always said t-they were ugly.”

Tony’s speechless.

“No, no, baby,” He coos, spinning Peter around so he can see his face. His doe eyes shine with oncoming tears. “You’re fucking beautiful, you know that? You’re the sexiest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen.”

Peter giggles shyly, flushed.

“Fuck Quentin. He’s a pussy, not a real alpha. He never deserved you. You’re perfect, my little omega.”

They make love.

There’s nothing else to call it-not fucking, not sex. Peter rides him for everything he’s worth, tiny cock leaking against his stomach as his thick thighs straddle Tony’s. The tiara stays on, his curls becoming damp with sweat. Tony doesn’t last long, he pops his knot too early, but he doesn’t mind, since Peter is right behind him.

“Tony?” The omega whispers after Tony slipped out of him and cleaned them up.

“Yeah?” The alpha responds, breath hitting the back of Peter’s neck.

“I fucking like you, Stark.”

Tony laughs, pulls Peter closer under the covers, and kisses him.

#starker #starker fic #starker abo #ironspider #abo dynamics #highschool au #not my best but #whatever #my writing

[justthemechanicsdaughter]

Infinity War and Endgame Headcanons

//Spoilers ahead for BOTH movies. You’ve been warned. I may have taken a small notebook into the theatre and written down my headcanons. I also included some original ones from when I saw it on Thursday, April 25th. The Infinity War ones are a bit older but still good. Probably going to be tweaking them when I rewatch it. These are from the last time I watched it when it was still in theatres. Coming soon, Lainey headcanons for ALL the other MCU movies.

Long post. Y’all have been warned but don’t be afraid to check them out.

Infinity War.

Lainey asked Thor where Loki was.

He told her everything that happened, including how Loki was killed.

She was heartbroken.

Thor knew about Lainey and Loki so he wasn’t surprised.

Loki told him on the ship before Thanos attacked.

Thor hugged Lainey and let her cry.

Lainey would find a way to, if given the chance, personally kill Thanos because of what he did to Loki.

Lainey has SO many reasons to want to kick his ass.

Lainey would be okay with a little brother.

She thinks of Pepper as a mom, which is good because Pepper adopted Lainey when she was 9.

Tony has no idea about Lainey and Loki.

Dr. Strange operated on Lainey when she was 8 and saved her life after the car accident.

Lainey saw the wheel and knew her dad would be there.

Lainey added the shield possibility to her dad’s Iron Man suit because she worries and helped developed the tech with him.

When he gets home, he’ll have to tell Lainey how it worked.

Dr. Strange’s cloak likes Lainey.

Lainey is worried about Peter Parker because she may or may not have a crush on him.

Peter shouldn’t feel bad. Tony would send Lainey home too.

Lainey was with her mom (Pepper) when she called her dad.

Thor introduced Lainey to the Guardians.

Thor taught Lainey how to understand Groot.

Even Lainey tells Groot to watch the language.

Mantis and Drax are Lainey’s favorite Guardians.

Quill isn’t thrilled.

Lainey answers the Guardians questions and catches them up on pop culture, especially Quill.

Lainey will never tell Rocket but she thinks he’s adorable.

Lainey and Vision are friends.

He told her that he and Wanda were in Scotland but she wouldn’t rat them out to anyone.

She just wants them to be happy.

Lainey just thinks Gamora is the coolest.

If she was going to dye her hair, she’d make the tips look like Gamora’s.

She loves Gamora’s boots.

She hopes to learn to fight with blades like Gamora.

Lainey’s been up to visit Rhodey, her honorary uncle.

She always calls him Uncle Rhodey.

Lainey agrees with Captain America that her dad is earth's best defender.

Lainey respects all the Avengers.

Shuri is Lainey’s best friend.

Smart girls stick together.

Lainey tells Bucky she likes the “Jesus look”.

Lainey has never seen Alien or Aliens.

Lainey helped develop the Iron Spider suit.

Lainey failed Norse Mythology just going on the truth that Thor told her.

Lainey would take the game off Groot.

She would buy him a new one to say she was sorry.

Lainey likes Thor’s mismatched eyes.

She thinks they make him look interesting.

She thinks of him as a big brother and would never date him.

Lainey has visited Wakanda and really likes it.

Wakandan tech is mindblowing to Lainey and she loves it.

Shuri gives one of those bracelets.

Lainey always says it’s just a friendship bracelet but it happens to be the coolest friendship bracelet ever because it allows them to communicate anytime.

Lainey is both afraid of Thanos and wants to kick his ass.

Thor has bench pressed Lainey as a joke and to prove he could.

After hearing about the Battle of Wakanda, Lainey was glad her dad was on Titan.

Lainey never thought she’d be a tree hugger until she met Groot.

Lainey respects Dr. Strange and his dedication to the Mystic Arts while also owing him her life and having a little crush on him.

Lainey will most likely smack Quill for being a “stupid lover boy” and ruining their chances to get the gauntlet off.

Lainey will build Rocket a robotic whatever he wants if he’ll stop trying to steal them from people who need them.

Lainey knows if she wants honesty to ask Vision or Captain America.

After stabbing Tony, Thanos WILL die because Lainey fully believes in protecting her family.

Lainey will join “stupid lover boy” Quill in his crusade for vengeance.

“No one hurts my dad.”

Lainey wishes to never have to go through what Vision and Wanda have.

She could have with Loki and almost did.

Lainey doesn’t like seeing anyone in pain except Thanos.

Lainey did not turn to ash.

Lainey is a shoulder to cry on for whoever needs it at all times.

She’ll cry with them.

Lainey is heartbroken over Bucky, T’Challa and Peter Parker along with not knowing where her dad is at all.

Lainey doesn’t trust Captain Marvel.

Endgame.

Clint (Hawkeye) taught Lainey archery the same way he was teaching his daughter before she dusted.

Tony recorded videos for Lainey and she saw them when he got home.

Lainey and Tony used to play football like that.

Like her dad, Lainey always says she’s fine.

She learned to do that from him.

Lainey will always be grateful for Nebula for taking care of her dad.

Lainey thanked Captain Marvel but doesn’t really trust her.

She seemed a little too cocky and not a team player for her taste.

Lainey wasn’t at the Avengers Compound when her dad was brought home. She was in the city (New York).

Pepper called her and she hurried out there.

Tony was already given the sedative and was out by the time she got there.

Lainey told her mom (Pepper, who had adopted her when she was 12 but had been a mother figure since she was 9) she could get some rest and she’d stay with her dad.

When her dad woke up, they had a reunion similar to Scott and Cassie but instead of saying “You’re so big now”, he was like “How’d you get so stunning? Are we sure you’re my kid?”

Tony and Lainey both told each other they were fine. Neither really were.

Lainey said “Language!” to Captain America when he cursed.

Everyone had a little laugh.

Lainey stayed with her dad when they went to space.

Lainey was happy to hear Thanos was dead but she wished she got to help.

She’d honestly would have liked to kill him with her bare hands.

Rocket and Lainey are now good friends.

Five Year Jump!

Lainey thinks Scott is an okay guy.

Lainey is SO grateful to still have her parents and to now have Morgan too.

Like Natasha, Lainey often threatens to throw things at people, be they keyboards or peanut butter sandwiches.

One may question of Natasha was a good influence on her but Lainey thinks of her as a big sister.

Also like Natasha, Lainey considers the Avengers family.

Lainey was hiding in Morgan’s tent to surprise her dad.

She had been away, traveling in Europe to play with what was left of the great orchestras of the world.

Even as the heiress to Stark Industries, she still continues playing the piano and performing.

Lainey got Morgan got into the garage.

When Tony asks how she did, Lainey popped her head out the tent flap and said “Surprise!” with a big smile.

Tony still swears it was one of the best surprises of his life.

When Steve, Natasha, Bruce, and Scott showed up, Tony passed Morgan off to Lainey and they went inside after Lainey gave them a small smile.

Lainey called “Mom, I’m home!” when she and Morgan walked inside.

Pepper was thrilled to see her and Lainey told her who had come.

“Steve, Nat, Bruce, and some other dude.”

Lainey would often “save” Tony when she was little too. 

Pepper would send Lainey in and he’d be like “Okay, the kid’s here. We’re done for now.”

Lainey got up to get a drink and found her dad working.

He talked things through with her, her helping a tiny bit here and there, as always.

She supported his decision.

Lainey, Morgan and their dad all had fruit pops before Lainey and Morgan went back to bed.

Lainey has always said, “love you tons” to her dad which is how he started saying it to Morgan.

He’d also threaten to sell her toys if she didn’t go to sleep, even before they knew the truth.

All of Tony’s parenting skills came from raising Lainey.

He figured if she turned out alright, so would Morgan.

There are plenty of pictures of Lainey throughout the house, from baby to graduation and beyond.

Lainey never stops, just like her dad, and it’s foolish to try to get her to.

Lainey went with her dad back to the Avenger compound to help out wherever she can.

On the rare occasions when Lainey does get behind the wheel, she drives like her dad because he’s the one who taught her how.

Lainey put the shield in the trunk and told her dad that it was time to give it back to Captain America because if he didn’t, next Christmas, she and Morgan would be using it for sledding.

Lainey helps Bruce as part of the team.

Thor didn’t want to face Lainey since he knew how much she looked up to him and he thought himself a failure.

She greeted him with a giant hug and telling him how much she missed him.

At first, Lainey kept her distance when Clint came back but he did take her offer for a hug.

He really needed one and it was one of the tightest hugs she’d ever received, nearly cutting off her air flow.

Lainey was helping Bruce prepare Scott and then Clint for the jump.

She was both surprised and amused by the talk of time travel.

“Uncle Rhodey!” - Lainey’s reaction to Rhodey suggesting to kill Baby Thanos.

Lainey remains at the base on the tech.

Bruce taught her how everything worked.

She gave her dad a giant hug and told him to come home safe.

Lainey still let Loki into Stark Tower.

That is a headcanon from The Avengers and it hasn’t changed.

Tony never found out.

Dr. Strange was the doctor who saved Lainey’s life twice on the operating table when she was 8.

Lainey still thinks Axe body spray smells like her dad.

When Loki vanishes, he sees Lainey when she’s 17.

Thor told his mother all about his “little sister” Lainey.

Frigga would have loved to meet Lainey.

Thor promises to introduce them someday.

If time travel is possible, Thor could bring Lainey to meet Frigga.

Could be a second mom to her.

Lainey would ship Rhodey and Nebula.

When they came back, Tony told Lainey everything about meeting his dad (her grandfather).

After he mentioned “I have a daughter”, he then proceeded to tell his dad (who didn’t know his identity) about his older daughter.

Howard Stark told him she sounded like a really good kid and something that should be treasured.

Lainey really misses Natasha after she sacrificed herself so they could get the Soul Stone.

“Whatever it takes” becomes a life motto for Lainey.

Right up there with “Sometimes you have to run before you can walk.”

Lainey was helping design the new gauntlet with her dad, Bruce, and Rocket when Rocket scared them.

Even though they’re good friends, Lainey threatened to kick Rocket’s ass for that.

Lainey was behind her dad and his shield, her right hand on a bracelet on her left wrist.

The bracelet would trigger an Iron Man suit should one be needed for her.

Her dad rigged it to keep her safe years before and updated it as she grew and the tech developed.

It was a simple suit, no fun color scheme, just gunmetal gray.

Tony’s spray was Solarcaine.

Solarcaine relieves pain and itching due to sunburn, minor burns, cuts & scrapes, and insect bites.

Lainey activated the suit in time just before the blast.

She was okay.

Nebula seemed different but Lainey thought she was being stupid so said nothing.

Lainey is just about as stubborn as her dad, maybe even more so.

Lainey got out of the rubble and joined in the fight when everyone else was arriving by the portals.

Lainey really admires Captain America.

Lainey totally had a proud “that’s my mom!” moment when Pepper showed up in her own Iron Man suit.

Peter Parker helped Lainey out and she gave him a big hug when she realized it really was him.

They’re already friends at this point.

Lainey nods to Bucky who nods back.

They know they need to talk.

Lainey always said she owed Dr. Strange one for saving her life.

She didn’t kick his ass. That was it.

Lainey still doesn’t like Captain Marvel but is grateful she showed up to help.

Lainey was with the ladies who helped Captain Marvel get through along with her BFF Shuri, who she was SO happy to see again.

Lainey was gobsmacked by her father’s selfless act.

Lainey was quietly beside her father, unable to say anything but whimper “Daddy...” softly and hold Pepper’s hand.

Tony softly called her “Bird” which is short for “Laineybird”, his nickname for her since she was a baby, acknowledging her presence.

Tears started for Lainey when his arc reactor went out.

She wouldn’t sob until later.

Tony recorded TONS of messages for Lainey throughout her life for various events.

He especially recorded some when he thought he’d die from the blood poisoning (Iron Man 2).

She still watches them frequently.

Lainey doesn’t feel like everything is as it’s supposed to be.

Lainey was right with Pepper and Morgan at her father’s memorial.

She held Morgan’s hand with an arm looked through Pepper’s.

Happy’s hand was on her shoulder.

Afterward, she officially reunited with everyone.

Everyone got SO many hugs.

T’Challa told her there’s always a place for her in Wakanda and she’s welcome any time, even if she just wants to get away for a bit.

Lainey and Bucky have a moment and decide that when things calm down, they’re going to sit down and talk.

Lainey and Peter become close friends after her father’s passing.

Happy takes care of Morgan and Lainey.

“Hey Lainey, Morgan wants cheeseburgers? How about you?” After saying he’ll get Morgan cheeseburgers.

Lainey hasn’t really eaten since her father’s death.

Lainey got to see older Steve and they had a nice chat.

Lainey takes over as CEO and Chairman of Stark Industries while still somehow finding time to appear as a pianist with orchestras around the world.

Lainey spends most of her time working on “Project D.A.D.”.

Going be a replacement of F.R.I.D.A.Y.

She’d rather have her father’s voice guiding her and telling her what to do.

Lainey is thinking of taking up the mantel of Iron Man in the future.

Wouldn’t change the name because “the world needs Iron Man”.

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