That moment when you reach the inevitable conclusion...
...that you were born to be worshipped
काज़ुमा ओइषी। २३११०७
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Buff, Japanese, and Bald.
Those were the keywords you put into the "Life Change" app thinking it was some sort of joke app thinking you could really change your body in a instant.
But then... your head started to groan in pain. Memories you never experienced entered your brain as your body began to grow in mass and muscle. The faces of your parents in your memories began to morph as they became japanese and your own face became more asian plus knowledge of the japanese language being all you knew. Soon enough you had the body of a bodybuilder and the ethnicity of japanese. The last change as any hair on the top of your head fell off giving you a shiny bald scalp. An unexpected change become known as your intelligence was reduced to that of a brick. You couldn't help but immediately strip, exposing your new musculature to an imaginary audience and flexing while smiling with not a thought in sight.
"私は筋肉質です!" (I am muscle!)
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a super-heavyweight Japanese male bodybuilder who is delicately tending to a beautiful and intricate Bonsai tree. The setting is inside a vintage Japanese house, complete with shoji screens that allow the soft morning light to filter through, creating a peaceful and calm atmosphere. The bodybuilder, despite his massive and muscular physique, shows a gentle touch as he cares for the small and delicate tree.
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do you guys know about the muscle girl bar. when I go to japan thats literally gonna be like my first stop
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