Headcannon: The Thick Of Doctor Who
The show about the bureaucracy side of having ALIENS IN CENTRAL LONDON. Where Malcolm and Jamie try to keep all the alien stuff undercover.
Mostly involves Christmas shananigans and the Doctor, aka "his highness the royal fuck up"
Pre-Saxon Master Malcolm and Jamie liased with Torchwood London, aka "the flying saucers"/"the alien nutters", and hated them. UNIT was more or less a foreign relations matter so they acted somewhat politely, especially around Kate (definitely NOT because they were a little scared of her).
They have a friendly relationship with Jack and Ianto, otherwise lovingly called "stupid pretentious manslut faggots" (by Jamie) or "Fucking fuckers in the fucking Ocean" (by Malcolm). They came to know each other when Malcolm and Jamie got kicked over (kidnapped) to the Himalayas by the Saxon Master, because they couldn't be mind fucked.
The relationship consists mainly of homoerotic banter, but sometimes Jack talks to Malcolm on a roof and Ianto helps liasing with UNIT. Sometimes Jamie kills a few stories in Cardiff media, and Malcolm moves the schedule of MPs when they had to be retconned, on VERY SHORT NOTICE (hence the nicknames). But Jamie and Malcolm are privately somewhat protective of Torchwood.
The 12th Doctor and Malcolm met once. IT WAS HILARIOUS.
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Jana Khokhlova and Sergei Novitski Compulsory Dance “Argentine Tango” 2008. Photographed by Jamie McDonald.
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Can we get ahhhhh lizard boy Randy?
Tbh I always pictured him as a weasel kinda guy but he's so lizardboy now that im thinkin about it you're so smart anon here you go
Hope you dont mind that i made him a gecko lol its cute
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Every single character I have ever obsessed over falls into one of four categories:
Kid with no one in his corner who's used to looking after himself realises that (often despite his best efforts) people actually care about him and he has a support system.
Older brother type vibes who is the comic relief and painted as dumb or clueless but actually has deep insecurities and is so so smart in other ways and has a fiercely protective streak.
Young (though not always) woman who has been through a rough time and has Trauma but is still strong and refuses to let her past define her and makes an effort to be kind. (this character tends to become part of my soul)
Loser man become dad.
Also bonus points to trope voted Most Relatable but is never my favourite character:
5. Kid who has had a reasonably trauma-less life compared to friends and feels a bit like a sidekick and maybe doesn't consider their problems worthy when their friends have been through so much more
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The Thick of It | The Rise of the Nutters
That's not a proper cigar. Proper cigars are those big Cuban whoppers. That's just a jumped-up fag.
- Jamie McDonald
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you know that feeling when you're two episodes into a show and you already know it's gonna hurt you to finish watching it. this already happend to me once this week I don't need it again.
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SOMEONE GET JAMIE AND TREVOR CONTRCTS RN MY POOKIES ARE GONNA BE JOBLESS
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"Oh i like the idea of traitor Charlie!" "Oh i like the idea of traitor Erin mahmahmahama" ok but what if all of them were traitors/working for Du'met? Like one twisted little murder family! And all of them have their own unique little mask and outfit and each of them has their own little role like one of them is constantly watching the cameras and keeping track of the victims locations and another is like Du'met and just chasing them the whole time and luring them into traps? I think that would be pretty cool! Kind of like the jigsaw apprentices!
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