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#james my truest queen keep slaying!
bitchkovsky · 9 months
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😜 this strain is called “urca de lima” 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 
me: yeah whatever -_- i dont feel shit
5 min later: dude i swear i just saw a witch of a puritan woman
my buddy dufresne pacing: captain flint is lying to us
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