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memes-in-a-half-shell · 8 months
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I might get the opportunity to become part of the production/project management team by the end of this year at my job, and I just needed some good ol' advice 💁‍♀️
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cemeterything · 6 months
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guy who has tons of rizz when it's on his terms but if anyone tries to flirt with him he freezes and hits them with the prey animal stare
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labyrynth · 3 months
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that post about how young people use computers these days (or rather, how they don’t, instead preferring to use their phones) got me wondering
by computer skills i mean basic skills like typing, navigating menus/directories/folders, using word processors or other programs, using removable storage, etc. NOT computer science or programming.
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figgyblossom · 1 year
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dio-brand-whore · 2 years
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luminarai · 2 years
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I think that for every episode of bake off that has a foreign country as a theme there should be a special third judge that is just a grandma of that nationality and they should be equipped with an air horn they can toot in paul hollywood’s smug face whenever he confidently says something completely incorrect about a bake’s construction, flavour, texture, etc etc
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nohtora · 3 months
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chúc mừng năm mới ! hope this lunar new year is one full of good luck and good health for everyone !!
( i wanted to have a bit of fun with patterns with this one - the designs are inspired by encaustic tiles i've seen around vietnam, with a bit of tết flavour :D )
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hedgehog-moss · 8 months
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I've been worried this week about birds of prey attacking my chickens—well, one bird of prey. I heard a hen make her very characteristic INTRUDER cry the other day and ran out of the house and there was a hawk flying in circles high above. I half-heartedly threw some sticks in its direction and told my hen not to be so dramatic (the hawk looked like it was minding its own business frankly), but the next day it happened again, and I thought, I've been unfair to the hens, the hawk from yesterday was actually reconnoitering and they could tell. Then there was another alert the next day. I was starting to get a bit alarmed about the fact that I was dealing with the world's most determined hawk—though I didn't see it again past the first time, I figured I arrived too late and Pandolf had already deterred it.
I ended up setting up a pen for the hens very near my house, under the hazel tree so they'd be sheltered, and spying from the kitchen window the next day, to see if it was still the same bird or what. It tended to attack at the same time every day, which was extra baffling.
And what I saw was Pandolf returning from his daily morning patrol around the pasture, faff around looking a bit bored, circle my house looking for me, and when he didn't find me, go to the chickens' pen and pretend to pounce on them like a fox, which startled them and made them cry out. Pandolf didn't touch them, he clearly just wanted them to make their magical Make Human Appear noise. Immediately after they yelped he turned to look at the front door expectantly, waiting for me to run out. He knows that when I get distracted from what I was doing indoors I often end up being like, well, now that I'm outside I might as well go do [outdoor chore of the day] and he gets to tag along, so he concocted this devious plan...
So. I must turn this post into a callout post for Pandolf. This is the face of a problematic dog, who tried to frame a hawk and use innocent hens for his own ends after he realised their person-summoning noises work while his do not.
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sleepinginmygrave · 4 months
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okay everyone is doing this so
if this post get 1500 notes before january 5th, i'll post my art on here
yes it's a lot that's why i'm doing this hehehe
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memes-in-a-half-shell · 11 months
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From this post
pinup drawings under cut 💁‍♀️
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omegaversereloaded · 3 months
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i can't wear this coord out just yet but i can post it here!!! my first moitié pieces 🤍🤍🤍
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labyrynth · 5 months
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“wrapped” this “wrapped” that. what if we “wrapped” ourselves in blankets and watched the rain. you ever think about that.
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housecow · 11 months
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this is from like a week ago n i already feel bigger !!!
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gilliandersons · 4 months
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EILEEN (2023) dir. William Oldroyd
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newwavesylviaplath · 3 months
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i'm your vulgar darling in the swimming pool glimmering, you say that you're nobody's fool.
i know that, babe.
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nohtora · 1 year
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chúc mừng năm mới ! wishing you all good luck and good health for this lunar new year !!
in vietnamese culture, the zodiac animals are slightly different – instead of the rabbit, we celebrate the year of the cat ( aka my year hehe ) 😺 — art prints / stickers & posters !
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