#it's probably a texture thing

[theliterarywolf]

Does anyone have those foods that they know how to make, they admire the artistry some people can take with them, but the notion of actually eating/drinking them makes you want to gag?

One of mine is smoothies.

Know how to make them, love watching people share their recipes and pics, I personally can not stand them.

#it's probably a texture thing #combined with how most of them incorporate banana and acai #one of which I can only tolerate in cooked dishes #and the other I just outright hate

[beatcroc]

peppino "never tell the health inspector" spaghetti

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino] [gustavo]<- u are here [gerome] [noisette again]

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #protip: if u dont have a real joke u can just drop a buzzword instead and that will still mostly work. #...emphasis on mostly. this one is not my best but i still had to do it bc one of the later ones will reference it 😔✊ #hopefully will b more on the ball for the next one [w/ gerome] bc i have been very looking forward to that one for a Long time #anyways. #ive more or less conceded to fp having a 'dough-like' texture/consistency and while i dont know Exactly what id say hes made of #i cannot stress enough that that material is the LAST thing you'd ever want to be eating #it probably wouldn't kill you and hes not like hazardous to touch or anything but you would get very sick for a bit i think. #also if u saw my poll from a bit ago yes this is why i was thinking about that fjjghhfdjh #that said. the fact he knows fp is a liability and still lets him stay around... speaks volumes i think #pizzaposting

[canisalbus]

Your art tastes like aged paper, sugar, and chocolate to me, with a hint of salt every so often

Machete looks like white chocolate, and Vasco's like buttery caramel

.

#aw #that sounds nice #anonymous #answered #I was wondering what the aged paper is doing there but it reminded me of something #so I'm going to share a weird personal detail totally unprompted #I think I used to have pica disorder when I was a kid I would gnaw on and eat a lot of small inedible objects #pieces of cardboard rubber bands and blu tack #the plastic animal figurines I had had bitemarks on them and were often missing bodyparts like if a dog had gotten to them #also a ton of uncooked pasta #I think it wasn't a flavor thing I had obsessions for specific textures that weren't found in actual foods #I particularly craved those candy wrappers that are made of waxed paper #(finns might be familiar with pihlaja or marianne wrappers for example or those translucent inner wrappers in lehmäkarkki/ cow cream fudge) #can't say for sure when it stopped but one day I realized that hey hold on this probably isn't normal human behavior #I think I was over 10 but under 15 #and I had forgotten the whole thing but got such a vivid flashback from that line it was actually kind of alarming

[front-facing-pokemon]

#alolan raichu #holy shit these alolan forms are kicking the fuck outta my ass #the things i do for you all. my production value on this blog has increased over the years and i don't think i can get away with the same #weird shit i used to be able to when i couldn't find a good model so now i'm having to learn how to use blender and shit?? #downloading weird scripts off the internet just because i can't find the right models. and now alolan raichu has kantonian eyes #they have kantonian eyes. i know. i'm sorry. i don't know how to fix it and this is the best you're going to get because i had to work for #like an hour and a half just to get to this point. and i know the lighting is dark. it's. it's bad. it'll probably be like this for all #the alolan forms at least. and holy shit when we get to gen 9 it's going to be even worse #this is a wreck!! this is a wreck. i had to use the sv model for this one and it's like #i dunno the eyes in sv aren't textures?? they're procedural. they're fucking. shaders. in sv. which is why espeon's pupils #are no longer pupils and are instead reflections (lie‚ falsehood) #and i'm. dissolving. y'all're gonna have to bear with me moving forward bc i've gotten Very used to the “it just works” nature of #the older models that i was using but this is getting way harder on me as we move into newer generations

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thinking about puppet tattoo parlors. A wall covered in so many different thread colors to choose from - swatches of different types of stitch for different textures / effects. modified handheld sewing machines for tattooing with multiple settings for the different stitches. individual needles + embroidery thread as stick n pokes...

#THINKING SO HARD ABOUT THIS #wouldnt this be cool though??? #cause i was thinking fondly of tattoos and went 'hm. how would a puppet do this?' #cause ink can bleed in fabric. it can scrub out. the lines wouldnt be as clean and i just dont think it would really Stick? #but EMBROIDERY! STITCHES! COOL SEWING GUNS INSTEAD OF TATTOO MACHINES!!! #and now im wondering Could They Remove Their Tattoos? #it would probably be pretty invasive! #hold on im doing research real quick #yeah looks like they'd need to lift their felt/fleece/skin to get at the back of the stitches #then sew the skin back together afterwards... #so to them tattoos would be just as permanent as they are to Us! because who wants to go through That! #im having a grand ol time imagining the Range their tattoos would have #textures! endless colors! glitter thread! metallic thread! wool! cotton! polyester! glow in the dark! scratch n sniff! #that last one was a joke. #imagining someone with an entire detailed forest scene carpeting their back... it has Depth... #absolutely unprompted #puppets #sundown summer is getting a motherfuckin tattoo if its the last thing i do #resisting the urge to just litter every puppet that i know of with this idea #YOU get a tattoo and YOU get a tattoo and YOU-

[soupsnspoons]

some recent [or uh. rather. not so recent] things

#belle the tinkerer #tangle the lemur #ragh my love hate relationship with texture. #the way i like it takes SOOOOO LONG #INDIVIDUAL LINES. #uhh i think im q'ing thing post for after the surge #she also used the individual lines method #weh. weh weh weh #i could probably make a brush for it #but that would mean making a brush for every texture i need #which would take soooo longgggg #:( awewe.

[spaciebabie]

Help I misread that art reblog that said "lucky me" as "lick me" I dont even simp for Springtrap

consciously at least

#spacie splains #khfjdfhdfj #i would never lick him ewwwww #a kiss is fine b/c the contact is brief but TONGUE ON THAT THING?? #not unless he washes..... #even then probably not the texture on this suit is probably. horrendous.

[architectural-sims]

Henford Hall -December, 18:39PM

#sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 build #so im kinda back again #this year has been crazy #i move to Paris in september 2022 to study there two semesters #then i came back to spain and move to a new city #well is not really new since its my hometown but i hadn't live there since 2015 and I missed it so much #and between work uni and RL things I didn't have much time to play sims #so here I am again but you know how inconsisten is this blog so dosen't expect regular posts lol #probably i will not have time to play in the future but who cares #now about sims #i've been trying to make some trees DR with new meshes but they refuse to show the correct textures in autumn winter and spring #I suspect it has to be something related to vertex paint or any information attached to the leaves mesh that i'm not getting in s4s #i'll be posting that later to see if someone can give some advice #also had a problem with a building deco for Hendford wich I converted from Cities Skylines #i'm really frustrated with s4s and me lately #well i think its enough for today #come back for more ted talks

[why-the-heck-not]

no those aren’t weird sex noises coming from ur neighbour’s apartment; it’s ur local insomniac slap & folding bread dough in the wee hours of the morning

#also I was doing that for wayy too long bc I think I autolysed a bit too long so the gluten structure just isn’t gonna be the best no matter #how angry I am at the dough but also idk why I’m bothering bc I’m also 80% sure the sourdough starter is not ready for bread yet #so like I’m going to have the densest loaf tmrw morning/this evening #this is a trial run abt if I remember how to make bread and if I'll actually have something edible it's a bonus #also it truly is meditative so I lost track of time bc ugh the texture of dough is just very nice #good thing abt naming it (the starter) Elvis that I now have my ’’bread making music’’ set and it’s honestly vibes #also yeah in a phase where I sleep abt every other night (unless I like rly rly try but even then it’s like max 4h and I dont get it and I #hate the process of desperately trying to get sleep more than like wasting time making inedible bread) #a human disaster but at least I will have bread #a very dense bread probably but bread nonetheless #march 2024 #2024

[dinoserious]

next back of artfights. chars are @advanceddoodling, temperedmelon, @gatorbeast, squidpizza, @aevris, and KhaleesisAnimator

#art fight 2023 #anthro #furry #eyestrain #like. probably #i keep bustig out the procreate halftone feature. adds a nice little texture to things

[hrokkall]

Alright guys. Let's make a freak of nature.

EDIT: Here it is!

#Stoat Speak #Trusting you guys to be creative here and also make me have to draw something that Sucks #Bonus points if you give things that aren't on the sheet. Like ''stone'' as a texture or ''dies on command'' as an adaptation #Also I don't have twt I found this floating around and figured ''yeah. Should probably link the source''

[devondespresso]

on the topic of stobin having No Boundaries and because i recently had to experience my period after several months of blissful non-period-ness (healthily and intentionally i promise im not like severely-not-ok):

my lovely only child robin in a household where the women presumably outnumber the man moving in with steve after everything and just. forgetting to take her bloodied panties out of the bathroom sink (the most convenient place to let them soak in cold water before throwing them in the wash) (im hoping to fuckin god here that this is a universal afab experience and not just a me-and-my-sibling-are-strange-fucks thing)

it takes two, mayyybe 3 instances before steves just completely unbothered. hes washed (his own!!) blood out of plenty of clothes at this point and has seen way more gruesome shit than organ lining that at least supposed to leave the body so despite being an amab only child he Does Not Give A Shit. at first he'll just casually remind her its there with that type of euphemism Me and The Girls™ enjoy using to make it sound badass ("Robbie you've got a crime scene left in the bathroom" "sorry ill get it before the police arrive") but after a while it becomes a definitely normal thing so sometimes when robins having a rough week he'll clean it up real quick and not mention it, because after all its just blood and at least no one has to go to the hospital for it this time

#tw blo0d #cw blood #cw periods #tagged blood but its just about periods but also just to he safe #stranger things #steve harrington #platonic stobin #robin buckley #platonic with a capital p #platonic soulmates stobin #maybe im just crazy but when i do occasionally get my period i use reusable pads and just. wash them in the sink #just with my bare hands. i don't know how weird that is or if im just being dramatic but i used to not be able to and now i just do #like its just blood but its also Definitely Not *Just* Blood in there y'know. theres A Texture too. #idk im so so sorry this is probably really weird and tmi im just hoping the little gay people in my phone don't think its too weird #devon thinks sometimes

[detonatingunicorn]

Just another day in the transfer error au

@rosebloodcat

#submas #transfer error au #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #pla #subway master ingo #subway master emmet #sningo #kudari #nobori #i am personally one of the belief that pokemon are able to eat any human food #as the seem to do in the anime and stuff all the time soooo.... #ingo with a frap it is #besides vanilla coffe and cream/milk is probably not the worst thing anyway if he cant have free reign of food #...or maybe hed get a stomach ache #thats quite a bit of frap for one little boy #shoulda got him a puppuccino emmet my friend #but god damn i spent too much time on this one pic #what did it take me like over a month to make? yeah.... #was really trying hard to capture textures while still maintaining my art style #which who in the seven hells knows what that is #so much detail i dont know if i can keep up with this hahahaha fml #art #my art

[chiropteracupola]

chill maritime beats to do the accounts to

[this is @benjhawkins's oc charlie fortune!]

#em draws stuff #sometimes I get suddenly possessed by the Need To Draw My Friend's Guys and then just go into some kind of Drawing Spiral #please open this one up larger for I've spent so very long putting textures on things #do not ask me what his desk is doing (I have no idea) #I was originally aiming for something that felt like the old drafting tables I used to use but things got weird somewhere along the line #and also come to think of it he's probably not left-handed... well that's where referencing lofi girl too strongly gets me! #aaaaaanyway it was nice to actually get to use the fact that I endlessly scribble tiny shipyards in a finished piece for once #and I'm very pleased with how the lighting turned out! #it seems that I draw him at about six-month intervals so it was very fun to look at my improvement over the last two years

[front-facing-pokemon]

#shelgon #aahhh the in-betweener… no idea how this thing turns into salamence. i can ALMOST kinda see it coming from bagon just bc they have the same #sorta texture going on with the white armor parts where bagon has it on their head but i don't think salamence has any of it #ahh well i guess it's got it on its like. stomach. on the underside. i wonder why. this is probably based off some species of bug #that i'm unaware of. i should check bulbapedia again before folks can correct me in the comments #okay nevermind. dragon?? tortoise?? pupa?? sure. i dunno. it's pupating rn bc it's in a bunch of armor. and then it comes out and gets wings #but they don't look like bugs. maybe there are other animals that pupate who fucking knows. but i currently have no power in my apartment #i'm typing this on my phone hotspot and i wanna conserve data and battery so. have this i'm gonna queue up salamence now

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Ayo come get your Howdy soup while it’s…uncomfortably warm and acidic

prolongedslurpingsound.wav

#im picturing everyone gathering around The Chrysalis with silly straws #Partake In The Soup. Partake In The Soup. #howdy emerges and he's short now #they straight up drank half of him #rambles from the bog #yassified howdy <3 #my first thought reading this ask was the COME GET YALL JUICE vine #actually wait now you have me wondering... Would it be warm and acidic #warm.. yeah probably there's a lot of activity goin on & energy being used #acidity... hold on im doing Research for this gimme a sec #well for yall reading this its instantaneous. for me ive had this ask open for fifteen minutes #alright so caterpillars have been described as tasting nutty / leafy / earthy / meaty #just saw one description say 'if trees were made of meat thats what they taste like' #and caterpillar Soup is very very Very protein-rich #now lets look up what chitin looks like since im 90% certain thats what chrysalises are made of #hmmm the only things im seeing is it would either be mostly tasteless or nutty #then lets look at the flavor of enzymes... im seeing sour notes... #this taking too long okay Basically caterpillar soup #would be protein-y maybe a little leafy or sour... hints of nuttiness... and of course the overwhelming flavor of Guilt & Disgust #thank you for listening to this ted talk. im getting nauseous thinking about what the texture must be like