#it's not even a joke anymore

[cutepebblesstuff]

Everyone out there who's not watching Buddy Daddies

What are you doing with your life?

Go watch it. Now.

#anime #anime recommendation #litteraly one of the best animes I've ever watched #it's not even a joke anymore #best anime #buddy daddies #spy family #i really need to have a second season of this #comfort anime #just trust me

[lycoriskalmia]

Getting a little handsy with Chamber before the mission starts

#chamber #valorant #vincent fabron #chamber valorant #sentinel #valorant agents #valorant fanart #asphodeldraws #im so incredibly in love with him #it's not even a joke anymore #i love a man in a suit #i wanna grab his tiny waist

[jaeyunluvr]

I want sunghoon so bad

#it's not even a joke anymore

[aromanticbuck]

Mouse: I downloaded Duolingo Math. Jay: ...math? Mouse: Math. Jay: ...why? Mouse: I like numbers. Jay: ugh

#one chicago #jay halstead #mouse gerwitz #greg gerwitz #greg mouse gerwitz #moustead #cpd #chicago pd #kit tag #we are just jay and mouse #it's not even a joke anymore

[gnabries]

mathys really has my entire heart

#it's not even a joke anymore #i will protect this kid at all costs!!!!

[king0fbr0kenhearts]

Who's choirsona wants to have a bonding moment (kinda like the spacedolls and nischa bonding moment) with corilie and be the shoulder he takes a small nap on a bit after

#Jaize's junk !! #ride the cyclone #rtc #ride the cyclone rp #corilie ramirez #pls he's on his knees and begging you to be his friend #but he hates socializing at the same time #it's not even a joke anymore #what do you mean corilie's backstory was nothing but projection I'm not projecting you are

[scrumandf1]

my mistake last week was going into the match thinking we knew how to play rugby. so, this week i have no expectations of this team. if we can just get on the pitch with our starting line up then it's a win for me

#it's not even a joke anymore #it's just painful #rugby #wales #six nations #wru #six nations 2023

[felix-the-third]

Why is that I read loads of webtoons and fanfics BUT I DON'T EVEN PICK UP A PHYSICAL BOOK

#it's not even a joke anymore #I only read one physical book this year #It was dead poets I read #I was bored and didn't want to study #But the amount of webtoons and Ao3 fics I've read #Don't even #Last year I read like 7 in one month

[paage]

woke up middle of the night and realised that I'm actually mentally ill over ffxv

#it's not even a joke anymore

[unhinged-pyro-bastard]

I want to fucking die

#pyro's nonsense #i just wanna lie down and disappear #I hate worrying my friends but holy fuck I want to kill myself so bad #it's not even a joke anymore

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[ambreiiigns]

i was just talking shit abt jjk yesterday but the eps we just watched fucked Quite Hard and upon turning off the tv brother went It's Very Good. which is very satisfying to hear :)

#he LOVES to look at characters and say He's Broken (as in too powerful) and he FINALLY learned JUST HOW BROKEN gojo is #it's not even a joke anymore #oh nay #ALSO WHEN GOJO MEETS GETO AGAIN??? ''GETO''????? BOY I ALMOST CRIED #HITS A LOT HARDER THAN LAST TIME. GODDAMN #gioele was like nooo way they're gonna catch gojo it's GOJO. but he didn't CONSIDER THAT #THAT'S HIS ONE AND ONLY CATCHING HIM. HE WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD #i said YEAH HE'S GOJO BUT HE HAS ONE WEAKNESS and gioele went LOVE..... THE WORST CURSE.... HE REMEMBERS THE MOVY DJJSJFK #and GETO'S HAND ACTING OUT WHEN HE HEARS GOJO CALL HIM? WHATEVER'S LEFT OF GETO?? I DIE #agh very excited abt next week after all. i'll die. (nanami sexy scene)

[severalowls]

2021: Extremely cartoonish non-threats of violence are a point of pride and meme on tumblr.

2024: The CEO threatens to send the FBI to perform an extrajudicial extradition on "an account" because she mentioned hammers while trans.

#this isnt even a joke post anymore

[itlswhatltls]

Can anyone out there please tell me why the hell do i look so good in the mirror and then absolutely awful in photos taken by other people?!? Like before i leave the house i look at myself in the mirror and I'm like "oh wow i look really good today holy crap someone should wife me up for real" and then as soon as someone snaps a pic of me i look at it and don't even recognise myself lmao. One side of my face looks bigger/puffer than the other and i just look completely asymmetrical and awful. I've asked both my mum and my sister if my face does look bigger on one side than the other and they both said my face looks absolutely fine and that I'm seeing things that arent there so maybe this really is just smth mental idk. Idk if anyone around here who's reading this has ever dealt with smth like this and managed to get over it but if you did please feel free to share your experience if you wanna help a girl out! And if anyone needs to vent feel free to stop by my inbox or my dms as well, I'm here for ya :)

#insecure hot girl rant #i went to a wedding this weekend and had my sister take pics of me and i looked horrible in every single one of them #that basically triggered a bunch of insecurities all over agsin #im so insecure and its like everyday i find a new insecurity to be obsessive about #it's not even a joke anymore #i wish mirrors had screenshots buttons attached to them #this is why i love taking selfies but hate having my picture taken

[dotted-clouds]

Silly mood to draw my faves 🤭

volo edit under the cut ↷

I just really thought this was necessary 😭

#my art #pokemon #pokemon xy #pokemon legends arceus #volo #AZ #immortal toxic yaoi <- delusional #it be so funny if AZ and Volo were in Legends Z-A ngl #as you can tell I REALLY like Volo it's not even a joke anymore please call for hel- #they should kiss.. old man toxic yaoi

[redrobin-detective]

I think one underrated tragedy of Ice King's scars is that he probably took away Simon's sense of levity.

Like in his very limited appearances before Simon is consumed by the crown we see he's kind of a silly dude. In his introduction video, he only put on the crown in order to playfully tease his fiancee. Plus watching him make light of the loneliness and general misery for a young girl in a broken world. He was a dedicated man, who was generous and loved with his whole heart and threw himself one hundred percent into everything he did. He was also a fun lil guy.

But after almost a millennia of being a mad man, the brunt of every joke, someone who only existed as a broken caricature of himself and couldn't be counted on to take anything seriously, I imagine he was done with it. Now he wants to focus back on his academic endeavors, on his role as a father figure in Marcy's life, on being a proper adult. Any attempts to be silly could easily remind everyone - including himself- of Ice King, something he's eager to avoid.

So his jokes and jibes and general lightheartedness turned to sarcasm and self deprecating comments.

#watching him in simon & marcy compared to Fionna and cake #like he is handling the two stressful situations totally differently #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #adventure time #like this was a dedicated historian but hes also a fun guy! #and then he spends a thousand years as the worlds biggest punchline #and suddenly he doesnt WANT to be funny anymore #he wants to be serious and taken seriously #and to separate himself from IK as much as possible #he thinks of a silly joke and immediately quashes it #like its not just his obvious depression in F&C #it really feels like new Simon is trying very hard to not be that guy anymore #no wonder he feels lost hes purposefully divorcing himself from a part of who he'd been even before the crown #ive binged a ton of AT eps the last few days I could be wrong but thats the vibe I get