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m4j0d3r14s · 5 days
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Imagine Saiki feeling kinda nauseous so he decides to go on a walk blackout waking up at the other side of the country with the worst migraine of the year going back home and checking the news only to discover that an Italian farmer claims to have seen the Chupacabras buying coffee jelly in bulk at a 7-11
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ratherbefangirling · 5 months
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Life hack for bts army
You can't clean your home? Apartment? Car?
Imagine one of the bangtan boys is coming to visit you because delulu is indeed the solulu.
Now to find out who actually came. Generate a random number from 1-7 using your number generator or pick chits or use the last digit of your phone no.
1- it's namjoon. Oops he broke something. Now you gotta fix it. But he loves you a lot and is going to praise your good job.
2- Jin. He's impressed by your cleanliness. Yay treat yourself. He brought a meal for you. You can relax and watch your show now..
3. Yoongi. Its Self care time 😌. It's time to focus on you. You did well by cleaning up. Now rest up love take a nap and fall asleep to his voice. He'll even paint your nails for you. You both look silly in face masks but it's ok it's just you and him anyway.
4. Hobi- tough luck. He will give you the side eye he will judge you. Now do those tasks you've been procrastinating on. He will not listen to excuses.
5. Jimin- you both would rather lay on the couch and snack. But you are partners who can overcome this. Then when it's clean it's time to try that hobby you thought you'd start this year. Jimin is going to compete with you. But also he will keep your thing safely forever.
6. Tae- he will wash the dishes for you if you cook. He doesn't mind if it's messy or clean once he leaves it'll be messy. But you'll both act like your in a drama. So it'd fun to clean up.
7- it's Jungkook. Has your laundry been piling up. Nows time to get it over with. He's sensitive to smells. So make sure your place smells good. If it smells of tasty food you might just get a new room mate that is if you can bear his ungodly hours.
That's all.
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headfullofpresley · 1 year
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making a modern!elvis playlist bc yay i love delulu hours.
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hulijingemperor2 · 8 months
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Xichen: A-Yao Huangdi.
*bow*
Mingjue: is it necessary? All the kneeling, bowing?
Xichen: yea.
Yao: no no. You don't need to. It makes me nervous.
Get up Huan. *supports him* my concubines can only bow during ceremonies.
Xichen: dage, we're his concubines.
A-Yao Huangdi. Let's go on a date.
Just the three of us, and team dimple breathing down our necks.
Mingjue: you want his chaos gang to breathe down your neck?!
Xichen: they do worst, dage.
That's just the tip of the iceberg.
It's like being haunted by three ghosts.
Yao: *laughing*
*opens fan* sounds great, A-Huan. I would love to go on a date with you two. And team d won't interrupt us.
Mingjue: are you sure?!
Xichen: it was dage's idea to go on a date with you, so he doesn't want any interruptions.
Yao: ohh. Really? Dage I'm so touched.
Mingjue: I'm just doing this for healthy bonds. That's it. *blushing*
Yao: *smiling*
Xichen: we were thinking of your private imperial inn. The one with the bedroom that doesn't have a roof and a hall of windows.
Mingjue: and the moat.
Also your inn is covered by flowers.
Yao: ah excellent tastes. So be it.
Now let me freshen up.
Mingjue: diva, you better not keep us waiting.
Yao: *blushing* aw dage. I....I just have to powder my dimples. *walks off*
Xichen: awwwwww.
Mingjue: powder his dimples?! He takes a whole 2 hours to get ready!
Xichen: relax. He's an emperor.
Mingjue: a royal pain.
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Mo xuanyu: guys guys guys! Code red!
Xue yang: Jiggy is skinny dipping in the hot springs again?!!! Omg!
Mo xuanyu: no no. That's code gold.
Try to keep up.
Yao gege is going on a date.
Su she: really?!! With who?
Xue yang: not with team dimple for sure. Is it with Jiang cheng?! I'm jealous of that guy.
Mo xuanyu: he's going on a date with 3zun.
Lan lips and the nie disaster's brother.
Su she: poor Huangdi.
Well guess we got to spy on them, incase those disasters do anything to him.
Mo xuanyu: exactly.
Xue yang: and maybe we can snatch Jiggy at the end.
Mo xuanyu: we must. Because Yao gege loves us. We're team dimple.
Rusong: team dimple!
Mo xuanyu: Song'er! Thank goodness you're here. Some evil cultivators are taking up my Yao gege's attention.
Rusong: oh how sad. *laughing*
Mo xuanyu: Song'er, little Dianxia. It's not funny.
Rusong: are you planning to spy on them?
Su she: yea Dianxia. You know us.
Rusong: then don't.
Xue yang: why?
Rusong: because you got to help your second boss.
Su she: with?
Rusong: I want to go to Yi city, to surprise A-qing!
Xue yang: what's wrong with you divas today?! One is going on a hot date and now the other is planning one.
Rusong: please team d. Would you come with me! Uncle muffin.
Xue yang: who uncle muffin? I have to spy on Jiggylicious.
Rusong: isn't Yi city your house?
Xue yang: I'm from Kuizhou.
Rusong: you know i can fire you!
Xue yang: damn, Songsong. How did you get so entitled.
Rusong: I'm emperor Guangyao's son. Obviously I'm entitled.
Meng Shi: *enters* what's up.
Team dimple, why aren't you listening to Song'er.
Team dimple: Jiggy.
Meng Shi: *shakes head* I understand.
Rusong: Nainai.
Meng Shi: Song'er, you know team dimple have their simping agenda.
They're delulu about Yao'er.
Well it's my fault for making such a handsome and sophisticated hulijing emperor. He's too gorgeous for this world.
Yao'er is going on a date with the gui feis and team d got to do their stalking.
Anyways, Nainai is here. *cups face* what's up, baby.
Rusong: Nainai, I want to go to Yi city to surprise, A-qing. And team dimple won't go with me.
Meng Shi: awwwwwwwwwwww. Ok my little prince. We'll go see A-qing ok. *kisses his dimple* I'll take you there.
Rusong: yay.
Xue yang: and I'll come along then. I'll introduce you to Daozhang and be a housewife.
Rusong: right! Thank you uncle muffin. Heehee.
Xue yang: and just realised I got to be there. My neighbor Songlan doesn't know how to act around royalty.
Rusong: it's ok. I'm not going as a Wangzi. But as A-qing's bf.
Meng Shi: oh lord, he's so cute!
Xue yang: nah, Songlan has a problem.
He can't kneel with a wooden leg.
Rusong: he has a wooden leg?????
Xue yang: no. But he acts like it.
Rusong: huh.
Xue yang: a pack of peanuts has more grace than him.
Rusong: *cracking up*
Xue yang: then he does a weird thing with his mouth.
Sometimes I want to sever his tongue.
Rusong: *concerned* what does he do with his mouth?
Xue yang: speak. *rolls eyes* ugh.
Meng shi: I sense tension, lol.
Xue yang: because he's a homewrecker.
This evil man knew I'm married to Daozheng and Jiggy, and I have 16 children.
Meng Shi: WHAT?!
Xue yang: ok. I lie. It's only A-qing. But she's like 16 children in one. And especially when she's simping for Rusong.
She's a whole bts Stan. Where bts means Born to Simp or Born to Scream.
Meng Shi: I think she got that from you.
Xue yang: lol. Why couldn't she get my savageness.
Anyways, Team dimple, would you be ok without me!
Mo xuanyu: yea go ahead, yangyang.
Shanshan and I will spy on 3zun.
Su she: And we'll spill the beans afterwards.
Xue yang: alright!
See you later, team d.
Meng Shi: now I want to see who won my Song'er's heart.
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Meanwhile, during 3zun's date.
Yao: *reclining on dage, while caressing Xichen's lips and chin with his liebing*
Xichen: *ties his headband in A-Yao's hair*
Yao: beautiful.
Xichen, my favorite concubine.
Xichen: *blushing*
Mingjue: how are you so hot. *kisses his hand*
Yao: I wonder the same.
Dage, please. Pour us some wine. And take some for yourself too.
Mingjue: yea. Got it.
Xichen: *leans in and began kissing his neck*
Yao: *giggling* er ge.
Xichen: would I get my liebing back?
Yao: no.
Maybe when I ask you to play music for me. *hugs*
Xichen: playing for his imperial majesty would be the best honour.
Yao: *covers face* er ge, don't make me blush!
Xichen: *strokes A-Yao's fox tail*
Mingjue: here you go, guys.
Shall we toast.
Yao: mn. Sure.
Minshan and mo xuanyu: *peeping in a bush*
Mo xuanyu: Lan lips and dage are all over our Yao gege.
Su she: yea. But Huangdi looks so gorgeous.
Mo xuanyu: always. Yao gege is too gorgeous for those two.
Yao: *sipping wine*
Su she: look at Huangdi's lashes.
Mo xuanyu: and his little lips.
He's so elegant in everything he does.
Dage gulps like a horse and Lan lips drinks like a cat.
Su she: lol.
I wish yangyang could have seen how hot Huangdi is.
Mo xuanyu: yea!
Have you locked your qi? He might sense our presence.
Su she: of course I did.
Huangdi has his hulijing ears out.
Anyways I feel like he knows we're spying on him.
Yao: how are things in Qinghe? Do you need any assistance, dage?
Mingjue: yea everything is fine. But we're planning on spreading the sect to Jaseon (Korea) and Taiwan.
Yao: oh, that's very good. My Gumihos would love to help you build and form the sect if you wish.
Mingjue: sure. Thanks for the help.
I know that this Jianghu is a part of your empire too.
Yao: mhm.
You're quite well mannered today, dage. It makes me feel so pleased.
Mingjue: yea. And I think it's the pin you logged in my arm.
Yao: it's called acupuncture, dage. *laughing* I learnt it from the Wen sect.
It eases tension.
Xichen: *blushing* acupuncture, A-Yao? I absolutely believe that dage needed that, to take away his stress.
Yao: right.
Xichen: *kisses* you think so much for your concubines.
Yao: yes I do. *grabs Mingjue's hands* how do you feel?
Mingjue: very relaxed.
Yao: *kisses his nose* good.
Xichen: let's take a stroll guys.
And I'll play some music on my liebing for you, Huangdi.
Yao: marvelous idea. *opens fan*
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On the other side, in Yi city 📍.
Meng Shi, Rusong, his personal assistant and Xue yang were going through yi city via a caravan.
Rusong: *flutters fan*
so this is Yi city, uncle muffin.
Xue yang: yea dude.
Stay I'm the caravan though. There's some walking dead, and some thieves too.
Meng shi: oh my goodness.
And little A-qing is living here?!
Xue yang: she has street smarts. Daozhang found her on the streets.
Meng Shi: poor baby.
Xue yang: she pretended to be blind so that she can thief people's food and money.
Rusong: Nainai, she had changed her ways. She didn't know better.
Meng Shi: I know, Song'er. I trust your instincts. You know about nature, nurture and survival.
You're Yao'er's smart successor after all. The future Huangdi.
Mengs are praised for their insight. Especially insight on society.
Rusong: aww.
Uncle muffin, why is Yi city so foggy?
Xue yang: because it's kind of like an abandoned waistband.
Rusong: you should do something for the development of yi city.
A-Die can make you a king if you like.
Xue yang: yea I know Jiggy would.
But I rather Kuizhou.
Rusong: how about both.
And A-Die's empire can fund the cities, you rule and develop it. Maybe have your own sect on the side.
Not only Yi city, but the entire Shudong will be taken good care of.
Xue yang: Songsong, you're a genius.
Meng Shi: told you.
Rusong: you're welcome, uncle muffin. Haha.
I just find that these places should be more developed.
Talk to A-Die.
Xue yang: yea that's a good suggestion.
We're here. I'll be back.
Rusong: mn.
Xue yang: Daozhang!
Daozhang where are youuuu!
Xingchen: *coming from inside* Xue yang, you're here
Xue yang: did you miss me, xingxing?
Xingchen: of course I did.
I missed your jokes.
Xue yang: awwww.
Xingchen: how's his majesty?
Xue yang: Jiggy. Jiggy is going great. Super hot as ever.
Xingchen: I'm so happy for our A-qing.
Xue yang: me too. She has rich tastes like me.
Xingchen: but would the hulijing prince damage her qi?
Xue yang: nah. Don't worry dude.
Songlan: *enters* oh look. The gremlin is back.
Xingchen, do you have any spinach?
Xue yang: you're so rude and negative, Songlan!
And why do you need spinach!
Songlan: was i speaking to you?!
Xue yang: was I speaking to YOU?
Songlan: nevermind. I'll get my own.
Xue yang: yea, go buy it from a vendor or something. You lazy guy.
Xingchen: please, don't fight.
And I sense we have guests.
A-qing: what guests, white gege! Omg, xue yang?! What are you doing here?!
Xue yang: I live here.
A-qing: xue yang, I know that!
Xue yang: why do you have dirt on your face? Don't you know that someone is going to surprise you.
A-qing: *wipes face* I was cleaning up your garden.
Now who's the guest?
Rusong: A-qing.
A-qing: *running* Rich gege!!!! *hugs tightly* rich gege!!
Rusong: *hugs* how are you?!!
A-qing: I'm going great! What a surprise! I missed you.
Rusong: *hands her a bouquet of flowers* here you go.
A-qing: thanks.
Oh goodness, this place is so unkempt. And I'm unkempt too! I'm so so sorry, Dianxia. I don't really expect guests. No one really visit.
Rusong: *kisses* relax. I'm fine with anything.
A-qing: why did you come surprise me? Rusong. You could have told me.
Rusong: because I felt to. *hugs*
Do you want me to go back to Jingjing?
A-qing: no. Stay with me!
Rusong: *wipes her cheek* definitely.
Meng Shi: *enjoying their interaction.*
Rusong: greetings, Mr. Xiao.
Xingchen: *bow slightly* greetings, hulijing Dianxia.
Rusong: this is my Nainai.
Meng Shi taihou.
Xingchen: ah, Huangdi's mom. *bow* greetings taihou, and goddess of Hulijings.
Pleasure to meet you.
Meng Shi: pleasure to meet you too, Taoist.
Xingchen: I hope there isn't anything you're uncomfortable with. You know, us Taoists have things that can hurt hulijings.
Meng Shi: everything is ok. You don't need to worry. Thank you for your concern.
A-qing: Rusong. That's your grandma? She looks so gorgeous. And she resembles Jiggy.
Rusong: yes.
A-qing: would she love me.
Rusong: of course. Greet her.
A-qing: greetings taihou.
I'm Rusong's girlfriend.
Meng Shi: ah, you're very cute and pretty. Nice to meet you, A-qing.
A-qing: thanks. You look a lot like Jiggy.
Dimples and everything.
Meng Shi: I get that a lot. I made him handsome.
A-qing: and it spread to Rusong.
Meng shi: yup.
Mengs are beautiful.
Songlan: greetings Taihou and Dianxia. *kneels*
Meng Shi: greetings, Taoist Songlan.
Ah, you can kneel.
Songlan: yea. Did xue yang tell you anything?
Meng Shi: no.
Rusong: nothing about a wooden leg.
Songlan: don't listen to that walking trash bag.
Xue yang: cuz you don't have poise.
Taihou, he stole my husband! And his eyes!
Meng Shi: huh.
A-qing: can you two let it go. I don't want you and Songlan to fight in front of my boyfriend.
Songlan: xue yang always want me to punch him.
Xue yang: you can if you like. Then I'll stab in return.
Xingchen: ahh calm down. Taihou, Dianxia. I'm going to prepare some fried aburaage tofu and ginseng tea. You can take a seat if you like.
Rusong: sounds lovely. But.
Meng Shi: you're blindfolded and your eyes are missing. Would you be ok.
Xingchen: I see through my minds eyes, taihou.
Look. You're wearing a shade of pink, black and gold. With a very antique hairpin in your hair. And that hairpin is Korean styled.
Meng shi: waw. You're correct! Yes, darling Yao'er gifted me this hairpin.
Xue yang: mind eyes, my foot. Xingxing, I'll cook for you.
You should relax. Your housewife is here to take care of you.
Xingchen: xue yang, I can manage.
Xue yang: no. Stop being stubborn.
Xingchen: gosh, he spoils me.
Xue yang: Daozhang, what would you do if I was a king? Can I still be a housewife?
Xingchen: I'll be very happy for you. And yes, you can still be a housewife.
A-qing: *hugging Rusong's arm* you could ever rule something, xue yang?!
Xue yang: obviously. Are you jealous?
Miss Meng, my two marital lives are so different.
Jiggy is my husband, but he's also my master and I'm his pet concubine, harem member, henchman twink.
And for Daozhang, I'm his housewife.   
Meng Shi: I see that.
Xue yang: I'll be back with snacks. And yes, there's tongue tea if anyone is interested.
Meng Shi: tongue tea?
Rusong: oh dear.
A-qing: rich gege, let's take a walk.
Rusong: sure. Let's go.
A-qing: *blushing* I want to show you my room.
Meng Shi: room?
So you're just going to conceive the royal babies here? *joking*
Rusong: uhhh. *blushing* no Nainai. I wonder though.
A-qing: *buries her head in his chest* not yet.
actually, rich gege, I want to show you  that I saved all your gifts.
Rusong: aww.
I know you did.
Meng shi: you two just get sweeter and sweeter! 
Go ahead.
*in her room*
A-qing: watch your step, rich gege. And I'm sorry about the unpleasant state of my room.
Rusong it's fine, really.
A-qing: I know. Your maid rooms look like this
Rusong: that doesn't bother me. *caresses face*
But how do you live comfortably here?
A-qing: better than being on the streets. 
Rusong: that's so great to hear. Once you're happy, I'm happy.
Anyways, do you need your staff of maids? I'll call them here.
A-qing: no no, Rusong. It's ok. *blushing* you keep pampering me.
Rusong: I must.
A-qing: *opens a jewel box* see! I saved your golden hair comb.
Rusong: *smiling*
Have a seat.
A-qing: I told you I won't sell it. Haha. Now your Nainai won't be upset with me.
Rusong: *putting it in her hair* Nainai can't be upset with us for long.
A-qing: why?
Rusong: because we're super cute.
And I have dimples.
A-qing: ahhh. I seee.
Your Nainai is very graceful, and sweet. Just like Jiggy.
I thought she would be stuck up, being an empress dowager, and goddess.
Rusong: no, she's down to earth.
She and A-Die gad humble beginnings.
A-qing: oh.
Rusong: Nainai had fought a lot for survival. Hers and A-Die's. Now they're happily rewarded with splendour.
A-qing: will you fight for something?
Rusong: for the honour of my family and inherited empire of course.
A-qing: aww.
Rusong: there, you look beautiful.
A-qing: *blushing*
Rusong: *kisses her on her forehead*
A-qing: rich gege, you're so cute.
Rusong: you're adorable too.
A-qing: *grabs hand* come. Let's go look at flowers.
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weightandworries · 9 months
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Day 7 as a Hot Girl
I think the delulu stuff helps. I still want to feel more energised than I do right now, but I also try to give myself some grace.
I did a TOOOON of work today, working up that sweet overtime lol. I need the money and any extra hours on top of that so I can travel more + build my savings yay.
On top of that, I am now going to do some dopamine-releasing dancing, wash my hair so I can sleep in tomorrow, and then I will spend the start of the day at home, meaning that I can sleep in and get some stuff from today off my todolist that I had to downprioritise today
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weight: 89.7
what did I eat?
scrambled eggs, cafe latte x 2, veggie hotdog and salad, 6 small biscuits, three cookies, a cinnamon roll, a can of soda, and a big salad for dinner. I think it is difficult for me to manage snacks if you haven't noticed lol
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jungwonenthusiast · 3 years
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hihi ! some sunoo x reader fluff please? the reader can be sick and sunoo takes care of her? ^^ love your content btw
A/N: thank u sm! I hope u enjoy :)
Warnings: nothing rly lol
Word count: 1k
“No, I wanna go.” you insist but Sunoo tsks you.
“You’re only gonna get worse y/n-ah.” he pushes you back into bed. “You should lie down.”
You groan. “Lying down is boring.”
“It’ll be worth it when you aren’t coughing up a fit anymore.” he says and holds a cup of water up to your lips. He presses the back of his hand against your forehead. “Yeah, you’re super hot.”
“I know.” you smirk and he fake gags. “What? You don’t think so?”
He rolls his eyes and climbs into bed with you. “I can’t stand you.”
“Aren’t you gonna get sick from being so close to me?” you ask.
He rests his head on your chest and keeps his arms tight around your waist. “I’ll cure you, I’ll be your medicine.”
You chortle. “So corny.”
“So are you.” he argues and you nod in agreement.
His blonde hair is fanned out on your collar bones. It’s so shiny and thick that it could be made of Chinese silk. He tips his head up to look at you which makes you a bit shy as you could pretty much feel the dark circles under your eyes.
“What?” you ask him blankly.
“You’re so pretty.” he says with sparkling eyes.
You look away out of embarrassment. “I look like I’m dying right now.”
He shrugs and hugs you tighter. “My corpse bride.”
You laugh out loud and he kisses the side of your lips.
“I wanna kiss you normally.” he pouts.
“Don’t, you’ll get sick too.” you pet his hair.
“I don’t care, I’ll get sick for you.” he argues and you chuckle.
“They better bring us something cool.” you say and he nods.
“They probably will.”
You were all supposed to go shopping today but you were too sick to come along.
Sunoo snuggles up against you and sighs. “Let's take a nap.”
“We woke up just a couple hours ago.” you giggle.
“I know but I’m tired and you’re comfy.” he insists so you exhale and abide.
It doesn’t take long for you to fall asleep as Sunoo was like a human sized teddy bear.
You wake up on top of him with his arms wrapped comfortably around you. You crack your eyes open and look around. He’s awake and he’s scrolling through his phone.
“Good morning pumpkin.” he smiles at you.
“What time is it?” you croak.
“Four.” he says and you gasp.
“Four?!” you shoot up out of bed.
“What's wrong?” he looks at you funny.
“It’s been 5 hours?!” you ask him in shock and he giggles.
“Mhm, seems like you needed the sleep.”
“Are you hungry?” you ask and he shrugs.
“Kinda.”
You start to get up out of bed. “Hold on I’ll go make you something.”
“Wait no no.” he pulls you back onto the mattress. “You still need to rest.”
“I can make food by myself Sunoo.” you pout but he’s not having any of it.
“Jay made miso soup for you anyway,” he heads out the bedroom door. “Hang tight, I’ll be right back.”
You sit up in bed and rest your back against the headboard. You scroll through your phone, looking through the boys’ latest weverse posts. You notice that Sunoo had texted you. You click on the message to see a photo of you dead asleep on his chest. You groan and roll your eyes.
You text back. y do u always do this to me
Sunoo comes into your room with a tray of food and a bright smile on his face.
He sets the tray gently on the bed and sits down next to you.
“Why’d you take that picture of meee?” you whine and shake his arm.
“You looked cute.” he giggles. “I almost posted it on weverse.”
Your eyes widen. “I will kill you if you do that.”
That just makes him laugh harder.
You eat your soup without complaints, it was delicious too which helped.
Sunoo is finishing his soup when Sunghoon cracks the door open and plops a shopping bag on the floor before shutting the door right away.
“He’s so weird.” you chuckle and get up to grab the black bag.
You open it up to find two matching hoodies, one white and one black. The design on them is simple and cute.
“Is this for us?!” you yelp, hoping that he’d hear.
“What do you think?” he says back and you roll your eyes.
“So sassy.” you mutter before yelling a thank you. You pull the hoodies out and Sunoo snatches the white one.
He holds it against his cheek. “I love it, I’ve been wanting to match clothes with you for a while.”
You tug yours over your head and he follows suit.
He squeals. “We look so cute, we need to take a picture.”
He holds his phone up to take a selca.
“Wait! I look so gross right now.” you argue but he doesn’t care.
You adjust your hair and try your best to look confident. He continues to snap a bunch of photos as he kisses your cheek and you giggle.
“Yay~” He flops onto the bed and pulls you on top of him. “Okay I have to post these.”
“Lemme look.” you scroll through the photos and scrunch your nose at a few. “I look so dead.”
“No you don’t,” he kisses your forehead. “You look cute, engenes are gonna love it.”
And they do. Everyone comments on what a great couple you two are. Sure there are a few delulu’s who were upset about you dating Sunoo but frankly neither of you cared.
“Ooh let’s watch Your Lie in April again!” he suggests, pulling Netflix up on his phone.
“Noo, I’m gonna cry again.” you oppose and he giggles.
“At least you’re a pretty crier.”
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fallinforgyu · 2 years
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daisy anon crush update woooo
i've been hella hella busy and tired bc of school hence why i haven't been active (or why i haven't finished sunghoon :P) but ok so today mr. crush invited me to the movies that he was going to see with our mutual friends and i was the one who drove the both him and one of our other guy friends to the movies since we split up in cars (mind you ok he offered to drive with me when we were deciding so yay) and then we go to the movies and we sit by each other sdfasdf and so it was two hours long (we watched Death on the Nile bc he's read the book and he wanted to see it) and the entire time we're just like whispering over to each other and making jokes about things and he kept looking at me when he thought i wasn't looking but i got eagle eyes and i of course was doing the same and then so i didn't get popcorn bc throat has been bleh bc of weather BUT HE DID AND SAHRED IT WITH ME the entire time and like asdfasd this is so confusing to my pea brain right bc one of our close friends was talking to me and like was talking about how he's been texting the girl that like she says that he likes and how like she thinks they'll be bf and gf and im just like SO CONFLICTED bc of course this is all stuff she is saying not him but she's equally as close to him as she is with me and so like iddddddddkkkkk if he just sees us as very good friends i don't knowwwwww but that is a very large possibility and i could quite easily be wasting my time and be delulu over here being like "OmG He HaS FeELiNgs" but like I literally don't know men are so confusing I can't just upfront ask him bc since we're in the same group of friends that spans like 13 people shit would travel QUICK and wow this is long whoops but I gahhhh i mean regardless i am enjoying hanging out with all my friends and him of course so like my world won't be crushed i suppose but like it would be VERY NICE if he just like, idk, kissed me or something and idk if this makes ANY SENSE but maybe you or some other lovely peeps could spare your opinions
-daisy anon who's down bad but also confused but also shit man but also ahhhh
AAAAAAA WHY IS HE BEING SO CONFUSING 😭😭 i'm picking up so many mixed signals here </3 honestly my instinct is to tell you to talk to him about it but i get that it's hard to keep that stuff private when you're in the same group of friends :/ for now, i'd just enjoy his company! maybe ask him to play video games like you said! some time alone w him might do the trick <3
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m4j0d3r14s · 11 days
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Akechi would have the weirdest online friends.
Like. One of them chats exclusively in riddles written in Toki Pona. Another is in a modding community of a game that came out in '93 and was available for a total of 3 days before being pulled from shelves. And the most normal one only sends cryptozoology memes.
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m4j0d3r14s · 3 months
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I am so insane for this series it's unreal
Like, what if you put a radio on kusuo's head? He'd definitely interfere with the signal but how?, does he play music? Can you hear his thoughts? Or maybe his dreams? Would he play back whatever he is hearing and create this weird speaker feedback? Would it change depending on how alert or conscious he is at the moment? Would it buzz? Static? Variation on the buzz or static depending on his mood?
I feel like Kusuke would've already tested all of this.
Am I Kusuke?
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m4j0d3r14s · 3 months
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Uh-oh, i'm staying up late again
How would a concussion affect Kusuo's powers? Would it be closer to how they act when he is sick or when his limiter is broken? Maybe neither? Maybe his powers work fine but his brain is so fucked up that they might as well be acting on their own? Would permanent brain damage make his powers weaker, stronger, more erratic or non of the above? Could you theoretically make him powerless through a lobotomy? Could you practically? Would that actually work as a permanent solution or does his super healing also affect his supposed "source" of power? Because we never get any confirmation that all of the things he can do, are with his brain specifically or exclusively.
I feel like this could be an interesting source of comedy or angst (depending on which parts you wanna include)
Man, I should be sleeping
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m4j0d3r14s · 3 months
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Prickly pufferfish by Galen Tipton and TECHDOG 6 by Patricia Taxxon are the two ends of some kind of spectrum. They both sound wet tho
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