#it’s like the generator knew that Winnie and Bailey are dating

[dulcepaws]

Mongrelfire incorrect quotes

Just incorrect quotes with some characters from my novel

Winnie: Bro, I had a dream we fucked. Bailey: Bro, relax it was just a dream. Winnie: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you. Bailey: You wouldn’t? Winnie: I mean, unless you want to- Winnie: Crow, let’s go! Crow: Oh, yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about writing maybe a letter. Winnie: Okay, you know what? That’s it, you had your chance. Crow: What-? Winnie: Mom, Dad, Crow smoked pot in college. Crow: You are such a tattletale! Crow: Mom, Dad, you remember that time you walked into my room and smelled marijuana? Well, I told you it was Juniper who was smoking the pot but... It was me. I’m sorry. Winnie: And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn’t steal your Playboy’s, Crow did. Crow: Yeah, well, hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing Winnie did. Winnie: Crow hasn’t worked for a year! Crow: Winnie and Bailey are living together! Winnie: Crow married Cork in Vegas and got divorced AGAIN! Juniper: I love Jacques Cousteau! Cork:: I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle! Tide: I wanna gooo!!

*Bailey teaching Winnie to drive and taking Vera along for the ride* Bailey: That's a pothole. To the left! Winnie: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Vera, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Winnie: I don't think that's how the song goes. Bailey, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Winnie: Country Roads. Vera: To the place. Winnie and Vera in unison: I Belong! Bailey, crying harder: What the fuck? Vera: I’ve only had Juniper for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Sulfur: That's ridiculous, Tide doesn't have a crush on me. Tobias: Yes they do. Winnie: Yes they do. Tide: Yes I do. Crow: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it? Bailey, looking at Crow: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful? Crow and Bailey in unison: *sighs* Winnie

Sulfur: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out. Tide: Fucking Tobias and Juniper were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

Cork: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit? Tobias: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move. Winnie: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit. Winnie: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks. Sulfur: Are. Are you speaking from experience. Winnie: No! Winnie: Winnie: ....Maybe.

Winnie: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Bailey and I are dating. Bailey, Crow, Tobias, and Juniper: *gasp* Winnie: Bailey, why are you surprised?!

Cork: If I say I love you, will you say it back? Crow: Yes. Cork: I love you. Crow: It back. *Later* Winnie: Why is Cork crying face-down on the floor?

Sulfur: Fine! Judge all you want but... Sulfur, points at Winnie: Married a lesbian. Sulfur, points at Bailey: Left a man at the altar. Sulfur, points at Crow: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer. Sulfur, points at Cork: Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire. Sulfur, points at Tobias: Lives in a box!

#it’s like the generator knew that Winnie and Bailey are dating #and that Tobias and Juniper are the dog definition of satanic #dogs #sulfur #tobias #the 4k #the gang #incorrect quotes #mongrelfire