#it’s like if Hamilton met 2Pac

[from-mars-to-venus]

telling my literary agent my project is like “Studio Ghibli meets the Legend of Zelda” before they open their mouth and a torrent of a million tiny knives shoot out at me, perforating my body endlessly and turning me into oozing Swiss cheese

#it’s like if The Mandalorian met The Witcher #it’s like if Lord of the Rings met Dune #it’s like if Rosemary’s Baby met Song of Achilles #it’s like if The Love Hypothesis met The Secret History #it’s like if Colleen Hoover met Colleen Ballinger #it’s like if Hamilton met 2Pac #it’s like if the McElroy Brothers went to Night Vale #it’s like if Sonic met Mario #it’s like if F.R.I.E.N.D.S met The Office #it’s like if What We Do in the Shadows met Parks and Rex #what if Ready Player One had even more anime references 😎 #it’s like if Good Omens met Dr. Who #it’s like if Star Trek met World War Z #it’s like if Supernatural met real life mutual aid practices #it’s like if Game of Thrones met…. da Magic School Bus???!! #it’s a bit of a cosmic gumbo #this is vaguing one particular book lol but it’s a trend that irritates me in general #it’s like if aesthetics met vibes