#it would be soooo voyeuristic in nature. like hal 9000 & dave

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

While I think a romantic arc involving Simon and anyone other than Betty would like cheapen his overall arc about moving on and finding purpose for yourself in a world which doesn't accommodate you or whatever i DO like to imagine. Possible options. For comedy

#random thoughts #adventure time #option one: early 2000s 'pair the main guy and girl together' shipping culture option aka fionna and simon #while this would be so fucking funny (simon becomes tuxedo mask real???) it is also possibly the most boring #and i dont wanna see fionna get romatic with anyone #also it's kind of fucked up since ice king watched finn grow up #and even though simon and fionna are very different from ice king and finn the association's still there #but like??? if they DID do this i'd lose my shit it'd cause riots #anyway option twooo: single mom and deadbeat dad aka simon and prismo #toxically coparenting their child: an entire universe #prismo and simon custody battle!!! THEY ARE DIVORCED #prismo putting simon in that fucking muumuu??? NO PANTS??? #it would be soooo voyeuristic in nature. like hal 9000 & dave #imagine going to the wishing room and prismo's fucked up little man is just sitting in the corner #in a recliner nursing a beer #not reclined at all he's doing like a harrowed hunch