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dragons-bones · 7 months
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it has been three and a half hours since I finished Margrat's Custom Delivery story and I'm still crying
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chellestrash · 1 year
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i’m back from the dead i saw wardruna live :)
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shit quality photo but i can die happily now
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inpawgwetrust2 · 23 days
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xmaplemistyx · 1 month
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Can I serve you dessert?
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noperopesaredope · 7 months
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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emaarusovaa · 3 months
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They are so ready to be scked
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psykopaths · 3 months
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Heart Shaped Box ♡
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pleasureville · 3 months
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Good morning
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littlekitty-69blog · 4 months
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prejac-life · 3 months
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johnnysworld2 · 5 months
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hwjsjsjsj-blog · 23 days
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nereb-and-dungalef · 9 months
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Mongolian history class, 2022, start of the semester. We're having a discussion on animal slaughter, featuring the one Mongolian student in our school.
The student explains that he's slaughtered animals himself, and there are two ways of doing it that avoid the spilling of blood. For a small animal like a chicken, you reach up into the chest of the animal and sever the arteries. For a larger animal like a camel, there's a spot on the forehead that, when hit hard enough, causes the animal to die instantly.
While this discussion is going on, a couple of the students are sharing something back and forth on their phone
The professor calls this out, asking if what they're sharing is more interesting than Mongolian animal slaughter
The room is dead silent for a few seconds. The two students look at each other awkwardly.
Eventually, one of the students pipes up:
"Well, the queen of England just died."
And without missing a beat, another student:
"Did they hit her on the head like a camel?"
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xmaplemistyx · 28 days
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Do you mind taking off the rest for me? 🤭🙈
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