a fucking MITZVAH out of nowhere!!!!!!!
a dear friend’s parents are offering to give us 3K to get the car repaired. fucking. a big pile of money fell into our laps. oh my gods. because they have more than they need and they are happy to share it, because to do is a mitzvah, a good deed, and they’re the kind of people who like to help.
i’m fucking crying i was telling husbeast earlier that unless a big pile of money fell into our laps we were SOL, and then….a big pile of money fell into our laps.
Khaire Hermes, Friend of Man!!!!!!
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It's the time of year to get really upset that Jane Austen never finished The Watsons.
It would have put the Jane Fairfax/Fanny Price Changeling Child plotline front-and-center, with a heroine who'd been adopted into high society only to be sent back to live with a lower-class family she no longer knows.
But she'd have had an Anne Elliot sister whose good-natured practicality keeps the family together even while she deals with the heartbreak of being separated from the man she once loved.
And a harpy of a sister whose machinations make everyone's lives miserable.
And a brother who's a surgeon (!) who has his own hopeless unrequited love story happening in the background.
And when their father died, the girls would have had to live with a higher-class brother and his disagreeable wife who would have found them a burden.
Meanwhile, our heroine is being pursued by a socially-awkward, proud lord who doesn't know how to discuss anything but hunting.
But she's really in love with a humble, kind curate who is devoted to caring for his widowed sister and her children.
But the curate is being romantically pursued by the lord's predatory mother.
And mixed up in all this is a charming, lively young man who uses his skills to grovel for position with his betters.
In short, we could have had Jane Fairfax and Anne Elliot as devoted sisters forced to live with John and Fanny Dashwood while their sister Lucy Steele causes problems, a Charles Musgrove version of Mr. Darcy pursues Jane, Anne gets a chance to be reunited with her Wentworth, and Jane falls in love with a Henry Tilney version of Edward Ferrars who's being pursued by Lady Susan, while Wickham is doing his best to be Mr. Collins. Plus a romance plot for a brother! We could have had a book with the family complexities and darker issues of Sense and Sensibility and Mansfield Park and the light, bright and sparkling humor of Pride and Prejudice.
But we don't, because she never finished it, and I'm so upset.
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I feel like, much in the same way that a lot of people on Tumblr feel like everyone should work food service/retail for a period of time, the same should really apply for charity work.
I've worked in charity for over two years now, and you don't realize how hard it is, even on the back end. People are scared, they're angry, they're hurting over things they can't control, and you're a shoulder to cry on and an easy captive target for misplaced anger all in one breath. It weighs on you, and you can never really put it down.
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This one goes out to anyone who's listened to this song and thought... no... the fidelity is too high. I want it to sound like it starts on a dinky little record player in the corner of the room, slowly builds, then leaves the room and bounces off the walls of a large cavernous indoor town square.
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me @ everyone else’s creations made for the event: 1000/10, most amazing thing ive ever seen, *chefs kiss*, magical, beautiful, spectacular, mind-blowing
me looking at the things ive made for my own event: horrible, awful, embarrassing, god i hate them, tempted to delete, literally can’t believe how untalented i am
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Gotta love when there's IT issues and I know exactly how to solve them but I'd need admin access to do it which I obviously don't have and I'm not stupid enough to go around that because then I'd technically be violating HIPAA but like
I hate just sitting on my fucking hands while I wait for some goober to try to fix shit remotely when I literally know exactly what to do and if you'd just log in the admin shit, I could just take back controls and fix it in five seconds, please for the love of god, this is such a waste of everyone's time as you fumble about opening apps and shit unnecessarily when you just need to click like two things to reset the fucking audio device to default, jesus fucking christ, please I could fix this instantly, omfg please
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