#is larry real

[niamflopped]

Happy Halloween, Larries! Louis just unleashed your worst nightmare. 👻🧟‍♂️🎃

#louis tomlinson #harry styles #niall horan #zayn #1d reunion #is larry real #larries #louis denying larrie #conspiracy theorists #louis denying larry

[zot3-flopped]

Louis has denied Larry once again!

Interviewer: Many people believe in the theory of you dating Harry Styles even though you describe this theory as ridiculous. Why is this conspiracy so famous?

Louis: What's tough is I've realised - I realised this some years ago - there is nothing I can say, nothing I can do to dispel that conspiracy. They are so intertwined with what they believe to be the truth now they won't actually see the truth for what it is.

I'd be lying if I - it does irritate me a little bit but it's just the nature of the job, I suppose. There are times when it gets a little bit far too personal within that whole space.

I've got my son Freddie; he's the most important person in my life. Occasionally, you know it kind of broaches some stuff that is kind of really unfair. It kind of just is this thing that exists now. There's nothing I can do about it, nothing I can say about it to stop people making up what they want to make up. So, so be it (shrugs)

#louis tomlinson #louis denies larry #is larry real #harry styles #he's too stoical because he needs those freaks #wish he'd called them out more aggressively #larry denials

[glacial-insanity]

Taylor Russell at Harry's final LOT show, 22 July 2023.

#taylor russell #harry styles #harry taylor #harry styles taylor russell #reggio emilia #louis tomlinson #is larry real

[harryiconstyles]

If they bothered to listen to Walls, the story is right there, and not very veiled. The lyrics are pretty clear. Louis said it was a break-up album, his exact words, and he said it while he was “dating” Eleanor. He never said it was about an Elounor break-up, either.

This extraordinarily unintelligent woman still thinks that Walls is about Louis Tomlinson ending his relationship with Harry Styles. Like all Louis haters, she thinks Eleanor Calder was a beard.

Walls is not a straightforward break up album, as Louis explained: 'It's about breaking up and then coming full circle to being back with Eleanor, who I love dearly.' Songs like Walls, Defenceless, We Made It and Perfect Now clearly illustrate this process.

#louis tomlinson #harry styles #larries #1d reunion #is larry real #is sea a larrie #seasurfacefullofclouds1 #louis hate blogs #louis haters

[stellamitch]

Larry nowhere in sight! The fandom really is dying off 😊

#louis tomlinson #harry styles #larry #is larry real #larry fic #larry imagines #1d reunion

[in-water-melon-sugar]

PR scum and Larries who think paps are always called should watch Netflix's Meghan and Harry. At one point there were paps in six different cars surrounding her house 24/7.

@haroldssunflower

@stylesunchained

@sunflowerdiscussion

@twopoppies

@wellthatwasaletdown

#meghan markle #klan grannies #is larry real #was holivia pr #was haylor pr #is eleanor a beard

[one-direction-split-up]

We really wanted to get a Rolling Stone cover but the one we wanted to go for Harry was on. So we shifted and we retargeted the NME. We took them to Louis’ Away From Home festival in Malaga [in summer 2022]. He sold it out – 15,000 tickets in 24 hours.

Who is this joker trying to fool? No way would Floplinson have ever got a Rolling Stone cover anyway but Larries should pay attention. Why would Harry block his beloved partner from his first Rolling Stone cover when Harry already has two covers? 🤣🤣

Also:

We had really good feedback from radio. They thought it was great. But it got blocked at playlist conversations. It was like, Come on!

#louis tomlinson #harry styles #is larry real

[heartstopper-harry]

Excerpts about the Doll Lady from Everything I Need, I Get From You by Kaitlyn Tiffany.

Skye = @anticonspiracist

Lisa = @amysparkles

Lisa is a One Direction fan in her late forties who has gone by several Tumblr usernames and is also in charge of a charitable organization that raises and donates money to various progressive causes on behalf of the fandom.

When I asked her to speak with me for this book, she declined to be interviewed and said, “Everyone hates us until they need us for something.”

She fields questions nearly every day from new Larries who don’t have the same knowledge of a decade’s worth of lore—if she’s in the mood, that is. Otherwise she might simply command them to “scroll down.”

Her bio explains that she has been part of the fandom since 2012 and a Larrie “since day 1.” She offers commentary on every event in the wide world of Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson—noting the movements of their friends, acquaintances, romantic partners (“stunts,” as in PR stunts), and anyone else who could be believed to know anything about them.

She does not engage with people like Skye. “We don’t talk to them. For ANY reason,” she wrote in an exasperated response to a question about the Anti crowd, and Skye specifically. “I’ve been here a billion years … anything they want to ‘learn’ about is probably within the bowels of my blog, which they are on 24/7 anyway LOL."

Lisa does not believe that Briana Jungwirth was ever pregnant, but she has entertained thought experiments about the possibility. She meticulously re-created the pregnancy timeline, starting with Tomlinson’s arrival in Los Angeles on May 4, 2015, then rattling off each night that he was photographed out with Jungwirth (May 5, 7, 9, 11, 15, 22). From there, she offered piecemeal calculations of a stranger’s menstrual cycle.

***

[Larries] were soon passing around what they thought might be Briana's sex tape, and publishing photo collages intended to prove that she’d gotten lip fillers and a nose job while pregnant. They refer often to her “new face,” and imply that she is using Tomlinson’s money to keep it up.

“The question is how is she paying for [these] procedures?” Lisa asked in 2020. “Babygate truly seems to have been an opportunity to get a ‘makeover’ for Briana at Louis’ expense.” In the same post, she annotated images of Jungwirth’s body.

#kaitlyn tiffany #everything I need I get from you #the doll lady #larries #larry stylinson #conspiracy theories #one direction #is larry real #lt2 #louis tomlinson #freddie tomlinson #harry styles #lesbianslovelouis #anticonspiracist #kaitlyn tiffany book #larries kaitlyn book

[balletmain]

No artist in existence has ever received the amount of apologising and special pleading @seasurfacefullofclouds1 does for Louis Tomlinson. Oh he's not selling records because radio won't play him, Spotify hate him, BMG can't get him SNL, Sony has a vendetta ...

In reality, he went on TV several times in 2022 and played his music to a combined audience of 25m, and they still didn't like his voice or his ugly face. That's not going to change, ever. BBC Radio 2 made his latest effort Album of the Week and still nobody paid attention. He took a year to sell out a 20k venue in his own capital city.

#seasurfacefullofclouds1 #louis tomlinson #is larry real #1d reunion #zouis #larry #ziam #zayn #liam payne #nh3 #niall horan #lt3 #walls #is louis' tour soldout #harry styles #why did louis cancel his asian tour

[scar-borough]

@haroldssunflower is a QAnon member and racist Trump supporter, just like her idol @visiblybi on Twitter.

Her sole purpose in life is to tell hateful lies about Harry Styles.

STOP LYING ANA.

#haroldssunflower #pr mods #pr blogs #holivia #is holivia pr #stop lying ana #harry styles #olivia wilde #is larry real #babygate

[niamflopped]

"These people are so fucking weird obsessing over children they don't know like this"

The irony of conspiracy theorist Amanda, the mod of @larentyouglad2, saying this when she's spent three days doing nothing but obsess and angst over Freddie being with Louis at Christmas. In another post she argues that it's worse to make UAs for Freddie than to question his paternity. QAnon all the way.

#larentyouglad2 #conspiracy theorists #qanon #larries are disgusting people #larries #is larry real #babygate #louis tomlinson #harry styles #freak #psychopath

[zot3-flopped]

https://twopoppies.tumblr.com/post/741768564027146240/its-sort-of-funny-to-me-how-the-clothes-sharing

Check out twopoppies enthusiastically agreeing with an anon that Tayrry sharing clothes isn't 'proof' of a relationship, as if Larries haven't tried to make clothes sharing a Larry proof so many times . Don't know if the anon is a troll, but they really tripped her up!

Everything that Tayrry have done together would be at the top of their proof list if Larry had done it. Walking Taylor's dog together in Hampstead? Swimming in the Men's Pond on Christmas Day? Time in Civita? Vacation in Anguilla? Larries would kill for that kind of content.

#larries #same with all the things H and Olivia did together #dream Larrie content #instead they just have their pitiful gifs from over 10 years ago #nearly all of which were taken during 1d interviews #larry #2p #is larry real #louis tomlinson #harry styles

[glacial-insanity]

A week off, maybe ten days. I'm a stoner - I don't really keep up with the time, but honestly it feels like a fucking lifetime! I've really fucking missed this!

- Louis in Bilbao, 1/10/23

*****

Louis Tomlinson happily admitting to being a drug addled mess with the memory of a mosquito.

#louis tomlinson #harry styles #liam payne #is larry real #niall horan #zayn #1d reunion

[harryiconstyles]

Are you kind to each other? Do you love each other? Do you look after each other? Do you protect each other's solitude?

- Harry in Frankfurt to a couple thinking of getting married

****

As if a guy who says this could date Louis, who has said he can't be alone and has to have 'someone's attention on me all the time.'

#louis tomlinson #harry styles #is larry real

[inkskinned]

no, actually, where is the whimsy?

my ex had a best friend named larry who asked me once: what do you think comes after irony?

we were at the bar where larry worked. it was a quiet night, and he'd hopped over to sit with us on the patron side. i swirled the lemon around my limoncello martini.

earnest positivity, i said, while my ex said, art self-destructs.

i stared at my ex. he stared at me.

his argument was the cinemasins argument: look how bad media is becoming! look at the loopholes and the dumb shit!

it was roughly 2011. galaxy print was still in. at the time, i had a favorite shirt that was a wolf howling at the moon. it got ripped in half in the wash and i honestly still mourn it. i dressed like effie stonem, because everyone did. and irony was the name of the thing. men liked MLP "ironically." the internet liked the kind of crass, "anti-mainstream" vibes of things like fuck romance, touch my butt and buy me pizza. we put cats in sunglasses everywhere, which was because we only liked things in irony.

and media had the same vibe in it: anti-hero white men would be "hard to love" and then storm off the scene. nobody was just earnestly trying to save the world: they were jaded, angry, unoriginal. mad you even asked them to try to help.

my ex ends up not being wrong. cinemasins becomes super popular. a lot of people start viewing media with this lens that is the cruelest, most jaded depiction. it's wrong for your character to have unexplained powers, even if the entire movie is about how strange it is she has unexplained powers - that is still considered a "loophole." characters make thoughtless, panicked choices? loophole. characters are actually kind people, despite hardship? loophole. features a woman doing literally anything without assistance? loophole. movies become hyper-aware of scrutiny, and now irony rules the media.

which means you go to a movie, and the character has to turn to the screen and say "beats me!!" or one of the side characters has to have some kind of quip like "are you seriously telling me that you think this is normal?" because nothing can happen in earnest. like a sitcom laugh track, we now anticipate the fourth-wall break: the moment that the media acknowledges it is telling a story. the media has to apologize for itself, or else someone like my ex rolls their eyes.

but here's the thing: i wasn't wrong either.

the difference might be that i am (and always have been) so soft-hearted that any crack in the light of this world will spear me into the ground. and i was the poet in the relationship. (he thought that was the same thing as being naïve and stupid). i was making things daily. i knew how all of us artists are driven by some strange desire to evolve. he notably liked to critique art, not to create it.

so yes, i've made things that are bitter and angry and even ironic. i've made long, sharp poems with all capital letters, and i've made poems about how the silence stretches out like a song. someone wrote once that we will spend our whole lives just circling the place we grew up. i think it's more that we spend our whole lives trying to remake a home. i think it's that as we age, it becomes less exciting to build the castle on the beach - we become aware of erosion, of windforce. we realize what we really want is to come home to our dog, castle or not.

and while art in the foreground is mired in white male violence and irony, and aggression, and not taking anything seriously - i don't think that's true of all art. i think more and more artists are leaning in to the things we love. the world has changed so much. they have taken so many things from us. the only thing we have left is love. at the bottom of the moving box - all we get is the faint sense that we have to appreciate what little we've got. i can't enjoy this stuff ironically anymore: what room do i have for irony? if it makes me happy, that is an amazing thing. there are so few happy places left for me. i want to be happy because of how leaves shiver beside each other like nestling birds. i want to be happy because of the color pink, and how magenta doesn't exist. i have spent so much of this life suffering, i have earned my right to a gentle ending. if nothing matters, i get to assign meaning to the nothing. i get to create meaning. i am an artist first and foremost, which means creation is my thing.

where is the whimsy? wherever i fucking put it. because if this is my last fucking chance to do any good in this world - i want to do it earnestly. i want to write things that make you happy. that make people feel heard and seen. what comes after irony has to be positivity.

it was close to my 21st birthday. in 7 years, i would end up writing a book about this relationship, which is hopefully coming out somewhere around May 2024. i come back to this bar scene in my memories a lot. i keep thinking of how pale my ex was. the look that crossed his face. how i looked back at him. how for a moment, both of us couldn't recognize the other person. like the gulf between us was a suddenly wide and cavernous thing. like we were alien to each other. he never took my opinion seriously, and he always seemed surprised whenever his manic-pixie-dream-girl ever broke free of the plot. like in the whole time we were together, i wasn't human enough.

this knowledge: where he said nothing comes after, my only instinct was what comes after is love.

#spilled ink #writeblr #this is a real story lol #looking back i liked larry as a person SO much more than my ex hollyyyyy shitttt #compulsory heterosexuality will do you DIRTY #edit to correct effies name my apologies to effie and effies family

[stellamitch]

It always amuses me that in Larrie land, Harry and Louis are always talking about each other, or texting, or phoning. They're never actually in the same place like a real couple would be.

#louis tomlinson #larries #harry styles #is larry real