#iojgerp

[yallemagne]

Mina: “Jonathan, I’ve noticed that you need more male friends.”

Jonathan: “I do not.”

Mina: “You always spend all your time with me and Lucy, and any time you can’t, you mope around the house waiting for me to return.”

Jonathan: “I don’t get along with men!”

Mina: “What about the journalist from The Exeter News?”

Jonathan: “That is your friend. I introduced you two, sure, but every man I introduce to you is immediately more charmed with you than with me.”

Mina: “Well, what about Mr. Hawkins?”

Jonathan: “Mina, he loves you! He likes you much more than me.”

Mina: “That is a complete lie! Surely, he sees me as an extension of you. He loves me as his daughter-in-law.”

Jonathan: “Mina, if anyone is the in-law, it’s me. You’re his pride and joy!”

Mina: “It’s not like he even raised me! Meanwhile, you were at least trained by him.”

Jonathan: “But it’s you he brags about. He grants us a loan once and suddenly all your accomplishments are a result of him being our benefactor. “Did you know Mina is a schoolmistress?” Yes, boss, I’m married to her. He sees you as his own daughter.”

Mina: “And what of you?”

Jonathan: “His clerk.”

Mina: “Well! It’s not going to happen again! I’m going to introduce you to a whole posse of men, and they’re all going to love you!”

*few days later*

Van Helsing: “Oh, dear husband of Madam Mina-”

Jonathan: *side-eyes Mina*

Mina: “... listen--”

#folks I'm not saying he's upset about it #just that he started the mina fan club with Lucy but Van Helsing hijacked it #and now he's not included in club activities #dracula #dracula daily #listen i'm bored #iojgerp #jonathan harker #mina harker #mina murray #jonmina #jonathan x mina #poor jonathan #incorrect dracula quotes #shitpost #van helsing #abraham van helsing

[yallemagne]

iojgerp SO I JUST

SO I just finished the MazM Jekyll and Hyde game and ohhhh my god.

Let me tell you something, I am so pathetically incompetent that it took me several minutes to figure out the code to the padlock in the chapter titled End, where Hyde is trying to get into a locked drawer so he can obtain the cyanide inside and you know, die.

SO IF I WERE HYDE, UTTERSON WOULD HAVE COME INTO THE ROOM AND SEEN ME CRYING OVER A DRESSER LIKE "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS THE THIRD NUMBER IS THREE! IT'S THREE!!!" Can't even put myself out of my own misery bc I don't know the code to the padlock on my cyanide drawer.

The gameplay in this game is so ridiculously simple and I fail so many times opjiegr.

#mazm jekyll and hyde #don't even get me started on the reading quick time events #my utterson just can't fucking read bc I'm so bad at them #the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde #jekyll and hyde weekly

[yallemagne]

Your May 8th Dracula/Jonathan art hot af

I'm gonna be honest, I was confused at first like "what did I post on May 8, I don't remember that..." iojgerp I'm stupid. This is it.

Thank you so much :D

#update #people ask me things