#into the colinverse

[sea-owl]

We should bring back the colinverse. Have all the Colins (and Colleens) watch and discuss show Colin through his season.

For those curious I have an au where it's all my au Colins plus show and book Colin that somehow got transported to one universe and now they have meetings.

#into the colinverse #bridgerton #colin bridgerton

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Jesus Christ.

#Reddit #submission #OP failed to consider the fact that the UK government may have made other test Colins as a prototype before releasing him back into society #Maybe even ones that ended up more advanced than the original Colin we all know and love today #Radiohead: Into The Colinverse

[killian-whump]

Just... a few comments. Because I have a lot of thoughts.

So proud of our peanut for wearing a mask when possible! 💗 

As always, I’m giggly that we finally get to SEE him wearing one 😍 Look, okay, I’m the person who freaks out over him doing mundane things, okay?? This whole damn pandemic, I’ve been waiting for Colin Wearing a Mask to visibly happen, so let me have my moment XD

Full picture posted on Twitter here ~ no infringement intended 💗

ALSO proud that our peanut wasn’t drunk. Look, yeah, I know it’s kinda funny that the other two were, and there’s plenty of jokes and fun to be had about it, but... speaking seriously, it’s also super unprofessional. Conventions are fun, yeah, but they’re also WORK - the stars are being PAID to put in an appearance at these things, and fans PAY good money to be able to see them, meet them, get photos and autographs... It’s fine to have fun, of course, but there’s a line that shouldn’t be crossed and I feel like the point where the common consensus is “so-and-so is totally drunk” is where you’ve crossed it.

Admittedly, I can’t say if Colin held back on the booze when they were out or if he drank just as much as they did and he’s just better at holding his liquor or not showing when he IS soused (but I don’t necessarily think he's that good at that, personally, lol), but regardless - I keep seeing folks consistently saying the other two are drunk, and no one saying Colin is (and he doesn’t look it in any of the pictures I’ve seen - and I don’t think he DOES hide it well, lol).

So, again, SO proud of Colin that he went out with them, had a good time... but came to us all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and precious as a peanut 💗 It’s even harder to do that when the people you’re with ARE over-imbibing and everyone’s having a good time and what-not, so I really, really admire his restraint and the care he shows in being professional and giving his fans a good experience. This is why I love him, you guys. He’s good people 💗

#colin meta #sorta #not really #i dunno what to tag this #umm #mask colin #has joined the colinverse #XD #enchanted 3

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You have created so many fabulous Bridgerton AUs but can you imagine all your Colin’s, book Colin, and TV Colin meeting each other via into the Spiderverse style? Younger Colin who loves his brothers best friend is very jealous of how ShowColin clearly had Pens affection and messed it up! Meanwhile, book Colin feels pretty smug about the fact that he’s married to Penelope and didn’t insult his Penelope as badly compared to the other guy. The Colin dating Gothic Penelope is bonding with Hades Colin over their deadly wives and children.

BookColin: You mean to tell me that in this universe, your close friends with Penelope and she writes you lovely letters?! If that had been the case with me and my Penelope, we would have married much sooner!

ShowColin: Wait, your married to Penelope?! Penelope Featherington?! But she’s MY dearest friend!

OtherColins: Oh honey…

All my Colins plus book and tv Colins? In one room? Oh my.

In all seriousness it would probably be funny as hell to see all those simps in one place. They're gonna have two thoughts on their minds, food and Penelope. One hand is holding a picture of their wife, and the other is holding an eclair.

Book Colin is sitting back and enjoying the chaos, TV Colin is confused because how have so many versions of him end up married to his dear friend Penelope?

Older Pen Colin is jealous of TV Colin for effortlessly gaining the affections of his sibling's best friend, but then declaring he never court her in front of other members of the ton. Meanwhile Older Pen Colin and Engagement of Convivence Colin is also asking Book Colin for advice to seduce Penelope.

Gothic Featheringtons Colin, Yandere Colin and Hades Colin are comparing some of the scary yet sexy things their Penelopes have done. Though Hades Colin is very much judging Gothic Featheringtons Colin's pastel blue coat. Hades Colin is trying to convince Gothic Featheringtons Colin to give jewel tones a try. Don't you wanna match your Penelope?

Childhood Friends Phillip and Penelope Colin is discussing with Featherington-Crane Stepfamily Colin about how their Phillips and Penelopes have absolutely no boundaries. True Mates Colin says his omega Penelope isn't quite that close with Phillip,ya but he is her pack alpha despite not being blood related, which puts them a lot closer than what is considered normal. Book and TV Colins are confused because since when was Penelope that close with Elosie's/Marina's husband? Swan Princess Colin says at least it's just Phillip and not Michael too. Then Spouses Friend Group Colin jumps in saying at least it's just Phillip and not all his siblings' spouses. Hades Colin agrees and says at least they don't randomly break into your house.

All the Colins pause when an 8-year-old Colin appears, a picture of a baby girl with red hair in his hand. Book Colin goes over to make sure the kid doesn't freak out. Kid Colin is confused but he's soon distracted when Book Colin asked him who the girl in the picture was. Kid Colin proudly tells him that the girl in the picture is his Pen, his future wife!

#i don't think this is even half my colins but they are the popular ones #plus a new one i'm working on when i get stumped with hades colin #bridgerton #into the colinverse #polin #colin bridgerton #true mates au #older penelope au #spring's rebirth #gothic featheringtons #betrothal au #swan princess au #spouses friend group #matchmaker phillip au #step siblings phillip and penelope au #yandere bridgertons au #engagement of convenience au

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Now I’m just imagining all the other Colin’s (minus TV Colin who is to much in shock) trying to give baby Colin advice on winning over his young wife.

Hades Colin: You could-

Everyone: NO!

Ten minutes later, baby Colin poofs away only to be replaced by the older version of himself holding a 13 month old Agatha and looking very confused along with his daughter.

Agatha: Papa?

TV Colin: (faints)

Everyone else: Yes darling?

BabyColin is holding his daughter tight and remembering that time when he was a kid and dreamed about getting love advice from a bunch of guys that looked like him. He did follow some of their advice (Agatha was an ‘early’ baby after all) but whose is the question.

So, funny thing, Kid Colin is already engaged to Baby Penelope. He's from a work in progress I'm doing right now based on my post about Bridgertons practicing arranged marriages instead of love matches.

But I'm imagining him being fascinated by all the other Colins and being excited listening to all the different love stories between him and his Pen.

Kid Colin tries to fight TV Colin at one point saying he doesn't deserve his Pen. Kid Colin says if TV Penelope deserves better, and maybe he should take her since TV Colin doesn't appreciate her! This leads to TV Colin getting into an argument with an 8 year old because that brat take away his Pen?! Absolutely the fuck not.

Book Colin eventually pulls Kid Colin to the side and gently explains that TV Colin is still fighting for his happy ending. "He'll get there," Book Colin promises. "He's not as lucky as you to be in love with Penelope at such a young age."

Kid Colin eyes TV Colin suspiciously before letting out a dramatic sigh. "Fine, but if you hurt Pen I'm taking her away!"

#bridgerton #polin #into the colinverse #colin bridgerton

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OlderPenColin: So what are everyone's thoughts on...carriages?

Everyone but ShowColin and BabyColin: Amazing (a look a pure bliss on their faces)

HadesColin (smirking): Not sure what a carriage is but I for one am a fan of mirrors myself.

Everyone but ShowColin and BabyColin: (lets out a dreamy sigh)

BookColin: Gentleman, before we continue any further down this path of trading...ideas, I think it's best to remember that there are children still present (gestures to Baby and Show Colin).

Show Colin being very confused as he is hustled out of the room with Baby Colin to search for biscuits. For some reason it feels like he's being left out of something and is being treated like a child!

Oh, poor TV Colin. Not only is he being sent out like a child but the actual child he is being sent with dislikes him so much!

Baby Colin is too busy trying to find biscuits before TV Colin because obviously Baby Colin is the superior Colin. He's only 8 and already engaged to his Pen! Meanwhile TV Colin doesn't even treat TV Penelope right!

#bridgerton #into the colinverse #polin

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Okay but now I'd love to read the whole scene where BookPenelope enters the drawing room, pregnant and holding her sweet little daughter. And for the other Colins it's like "oh it's Penelope and Agatha! I miss my own Penelope" but for ShowColin it' not only makes him think of his dirty dreams but for show Colin it's a complete shock to his system. Not just for the dirty dream reason, that thought would probably come later, but because he's seeing what Penelope would look like years from now, how she cares for their child, and how she glows with the apparent new little life. It's also seeing how his other self treats her, fussing over her and holding their darling daughter. But more importantly, how content and happy he looks with his family, much like how his own father would look at his mother and family. Of course it's when he sees BookColin rubbing circles over where there next child is that those dirty dreams come to mind and then he faints.

Book Penelope walked into her house, saw all those Colins and then turned around to walk right back out. She is too pregnant to deal with this.

Book Colin rushed forward to grab his wife before she walked out.

All the other Colins are whispering to one another with fond smiles about Book Penelope. TV Colin finds he can't tear his eyes away from her. She looks so happy, and even despite her exasperation at her husband TV Colin sees a look in her eyes that was once there in his mother's when she stared up at his father. TV Colin sees that look of love in his counterpart's eyes and he finds himself longing for that with his own Penelope. Despite how many times he tried to ignore it when he's felt it in the past.

TV Colin watches the couple, at his fussing, and her swatting at him, both wearing content happy smiles. Book Colin was obviously at a point in his life that TV Colin craved so badly, he found his purpose. TV Colin notices Book Colin's hand rubbing circles over Book Penelope's pregnant belly, then he remembers how a lady becomes with child.

Yeah, maybe it's time to faint.

#okay a more serious answer #colin would be in denial despite every other counter part telling him they are all happily married or together with their penelope's #he needs see physical proof #can't deny it anymore #polin #into the colinverse

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But have we considered baby Colin's reaction to seeing an older version of Penelope?

Baby Colin would be so fascinated by Book Penelope. Because that's what his Pen is going to look like all grown up? She's so beautiful.

I feel like he gets all shy and blushy, especially if Book Penelope's attention was on him too.

#bridgerton #into the colinverse #polin

[sea-owl]

For some reason, I just imagined that when all the Colin appeared, it was in Book Colin’s house. And Penelope’s been out visiting Felicity who is due any day with her first (honestly it’s a miracle Colin let her go given that Penelope is six months along with their second child) and she’s returns home along with two year old Agatha only to find a bunch of men that look like her husband staring at her.

BookPenelope: Colin, what did you do?

BookColin: Why do you think this is my fault?!

BookPenelope: Because I know you.

Meanwhile Agatha is looking around, very confused: Papa?

Colin’s: Yes dear?

I'm down for this being at Book Colin's house. I honestly haven't pictured their location.

Poor TV Colin is gonna faint if we bring Book Penelope (or any Penelope really) into this. Because now he has proof that he may be able to make those dirty dreams he has of eating his Penelope come true.

#bridgerton #polin #into the colinverse #colin bridgerton

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Book Colin giving baby Colin advice on how to marry Penelope quicker and TV Colin feeling outraged and jealous.

Book Colin: Should you ever wish to marry your Penelope sooner, just tell your mummy and Pens mummy that Pen has been sleeping over in your bed for a while and they might need to move the wedding up just to be safe. Now this excuse won't work until Pen debuts alright but should you two wish to marry earlier after that, it'll work.

Baby Colin (looking in awe): And that will let me marry my Pen sooner?

Book Colin (smirking): 100% my young friend. Believe me, it's how I got my wedding moved up though in my case it was mostly true.

TV Colin: YOU DID WHAT WITH PEN?!

One of the Colins: I'm guessing your Felicity didn't have a shotgun then?

Book Colin: Felicity has a what?!

TV Colin: Who's Felicity???

Baby Colin: *has the same question but refuses to have anything in common with the Colin who doesn't treat Pen right.*

Hades Colin: My Felicity had an oversized bow but I'm guessing it's the same concept.

The other Colins: *nods to Hades Colin before turning to TV and Book Colins* Felicity is Penelope's younger sister and a menace with her shotgun.

#into the colinverse #for those wondering felicity with a shotgun started out as a joke post and then next thing I know she's in every au I make #bridgerton

[sea-owl]

I've been thinking bout thinking about this for a while now ever since I read your Into the Colinverse AU, so hear me out. Remember your previous posts about exposing your crack ships? How about that and a crossover with the into the colinverse? au? Like Gothic!Penelope x Hades!Colin. I just know Pen is gonna swoon in .5 seconds flat if Hades!Colin kidnapped her right from the start lmao

You know I should get back to exposing those crack ships, but that's for another post.

This would be funny. I feel like the Colins like the idea of switching Penelope's or crossover ships but in practice they become a bunch of jealous simps. The Penelopes on the other hand I can see getting experimental with other Colins and each other weirdly enough. They don't get jealous because "We're all the same people."

Gothic Penelope would have a big ol girl crush on Persephone Penelope. Forget swooning give Gothic Penelope a chance to be the lover on one or both of the rulers of the Underworld and she's swan diving off that cliff. If Gothic Portia found out she have the ultimate bragging rights in the Addams family, and Penelope doesn't even have to be in a full relationship, just banging one or both of the rulers of the Underworld and maybe getting a demigod kid out of it is like the ultimate power move to the Addams.

#into the colinverse #polin

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So this is gonna sound majorly angsty but imagine in the Into the Colinverse, the group finally notices another Colin that they hadn't before. He looks a bit older than Show Colin but younger than book Colin. And when they finally ask about what his world is like he just smiles sadly.

It turns out was the one who made the wish to meet the other Colins because he wanted to know that there was at least one universe out there where he ended up with Penelope. Because in his universe, she is now forever beyond his reach (death,married happily to someone else, etc.) before he ever spoke of his feelings to her or realized them. But at least it seems like in every other universe they are destined to be together which brings him some comfort.

I could probably make it more angsty. Who remembers some of my earlier crack shipping posts, partically this one. Link

Well to sum it up in that post Daphne and Penelope fell in love before Penelope's first season. They come up with an idea for a lavender marriage for Daphne to a husband who wants an heir and after that does not care what Daphne does. When the season starts the girls start hunting for a sperm donor.

Taking into account that by the books Colin was gone for roughly a year before the Duke and I, I can easily see it sliding into place in the No Pen Colin's world. Because wouldn't that be something, not only do you lose the love of your life to someone else but that someone else is your favorite sister. Then you can't discuss with anyone because that would put two people you love in danger and No Pen Colin would never risk either of their lives like that.

So, No Pen Colin stays silent after he figures it out. He stays silent as Penelope takes employment as Daphne's companion, as their children's governess. He stays silent as he watches the two women raise their children under a lord who has no care what his wife does so long as the heir to his estate is alive and able to take over. He stays silent as at their hidden joy when Daphne's husband dies so they no longer have to hide in their own home.

No Pen Colin stays silent, becoming their silent protector because despite his personal heartbreak he loves these two women, and they love him. Their happiness is enough for him. If he has to travel sometimes to tend to his heartbreak so he can continue he self-assigned duty, he thinks nobody could fault him.

It's during one of these trips that he learns about concepts like reincarnation, and how one choice can completely change your life path. No Pen Colin wonders if at least one of these worlds have him married to Penelope.

When wakes up in a house in Bloomsbury with so many different versions of himself, all of them married or together with Penelope, No Pen Colin finds himself given a comfort he didn't have before, and maybe his heart heals just a little.

#into the colinverse #colin bridgerton #polin #little bit of daphne x penelope #see those crack ships came in handy #bridgerton

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Y'ALL I'M DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF! I FORGOT ABOUT COLLEEN STILL MARRIED TO PENELOPE BRIDGERTON FROM MY TRAVEL BUDDIES AU!

Aka my lesbian Polin au.

Imagine all the Colins' surprise when a lady version of themselves suddenly appears. They're all curious and asking her questions. They don't see the picture she's holding in her hand clearly, but one of the Colin's sees the curly red hair that marks the Featherington family. They assume naturally that Penelope is a man in Colleen's universe.

One of the Colins asks Colleen about her husband in her photo.

Colleen is immediately offended on her wife's behalf.

"Excuse you, I am the husband!" Colleen exclaimed and started to shove Penelope's photograph in their faces. "How dare you insult my beautiful wife Penelope! I demand satisfaction!"

It takes a few of the Colins, Colleen is vicous in a way they're not, to calm Colleen down and explain to her that they would never knowingly insult Penelope. Especially like that.

They asked about her story with Penelope.

"Oh, Penelope was my travel companion for many years!" Colleen said. "We had found during all are travels that it was easier for me to pretend to be a man and her mu wife. We found we rather liked it. So we married on one of those trips when I was 28, and she was 23 in 1819. It was on the island of Cyprus, to be exact."

#bridgerton #polin #into the colinverse #colin bridgerton #colleen brigerton #travel buddies au

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#bridgerton #yandere bridgertons au #besties daphne and penelope #gothic featheringtons #into the colinverse #arranged marriage au #travel buddies au #peneleus featherington au #older penelope au

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I can see Book Penelope giving Show Colin some good sound advice regarding his situation with his Penelope. She waited years for her husband recalls what he was like at Show Colin’s age (actually it was around his other selfs age that her Colin had declared to his brothers that he would never marry Penelope). She understands where he is mentally but also spots the differences. Also, I think she could offer a woman’s perspective into his Pens mind.

Yeah, even though the other Colins would give good advice TV Colin defiantly needs the advice from a Penelope at this point. TV Colin still holds Penelope's opinion in high regard despite it not being his Pen.

So I can see them sitting down and talking after Colin woke up from his fainting spell. Book Penelope would probably lighten his mood by telling him that he was around the age Book Colin was when he loudly declared to his brothers that he would never marry her, and now look where they are. TV Colin is given some hope especially when Book Penelope revealed that her and Book Colin never really courted either.

"One carriage ride was all it took," Book Penelope winked.

TV Colin really thought he should investigate this carriage talk he keeps hearing about.

#into the colinverse #polin

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Show!Colin: No fair! Why do I have to sit at the kid table?

Baby Colin: throwing his biscuit at his forehead

Show!Colin: Ow! Book me! *point at Baby!Colin* Baby me hit me!

Kid!Colin: That’s why you are sitting at the kid’s table with us.

Pre-teen!Colin: Yup.

Wait, we got more Colins? I know, Baby Colin is from tue arranged marriage au. Do I need to make more aus for Kid Colin and Pre-teen Colin?

If anyone has any suggestions let me know.

#bridgerton #colin bridgerton #into the colinverse