Rand: Come on, Tamiko. Nobody actually believes that J.R is in love with me.
Tamiko, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that J.R is helplessly in love with Rand.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Rand: J.R, put your hand down.
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my aura is wilting the longer we wait for part two
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super duper old comic about mommy issues or smth idk
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i need to make finished drawings not just sketches aaagh
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This was really funny to my last night at 12am
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I know Tamiko is a terrible mother but it kills me how she is canonically a dude magnet. Like, she attracts the most terrifying men and SOMEHOW convinced them to try and be better just by EXISTING.
In this verse, Keanu Reeves is a bloodthirsty immortal vampire whose killed dozens in his quest for eternal life, and he meets Tamiko and is completely willing to give all of that up and destroy his ties to his brethren in order to grow old with her, when he has no incentive to do so.
Rand Ridley, the king of dysfunction, the most hated character, tried to rewrite reality just for the CHANCE to start over with her.
And Alpha Beta, the genocidal MACHINE that a season ago wanted to END HUMANITY, fell so hard for her that he was completely willing to (presumably) fight to the death over her with Rand.
Just… whatever she has I want it
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Rand: Where are you going?
Tamiko: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Rand: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
J.R, knowing full well that Rand got Tamiko an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
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