❥ Netflix Wednesday’s
“ I find social media to be a soul sucking void of meaningless affirmation.”
“ You’re a brilliant girl, but sometimes you get in your own way.“
“”Never meet your heroes.”“
“Except I won’t cry and whine like a child.”
“I’ve learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior.“
“ Are you mansplaining my power? “
“Too odd for the normies, not odd enough for the outcasts.“
“The most interesting plants grow in the shade.“
“ Look at you my little deathtrap. “
“I like to win. Is that so wrong?“
““The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.”
“ Emotion isn’t exactly your strong suit “
“Emotion equals weakness.“
“These are all traits of great writers. And serial killers.”
“Being your friend should come with a warning label.”
“I don’t believe in heaven or hell, but I do believe in revenge.“
“Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.“
“Because trust and cooperation have always been the hallmarks of our relationship.“
“There’s nothing quite like the feeling of being proven right. “
“I can’t believe I’m actually going to miss your creepy, lifeless eyes waking me up every morning.”
“Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you. “
“ Not hugging is kind of our thing “
“if you hear me screaming bloody murder theres a good chance i'm just enjoying myself.”
“Smells like childhood.“
“Typically I have great admiration for well-executed revenge plots, but yours was a bit extreme, even for my high standards. “
“Please. Flattery will get you nowhere.“
“ Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done. ”
“This is far too unique to wear to something like class. I suggest we wait for a more special occasion, like a funeral.”
“I’m not interested in participating in tribal adolescent clichés.”
“…I see the world as a place that must be endured, and my personal philosophy is kill or be killed.”
“I act as if I don’t care if people dislike me. Deep down… I secretly enjoy it.”
“For the record I don’t believe that I’m better than everyone else. Just that I’m better than you.”
“Use the words ‘little’ and ‘girl’ to address me again and I can’t guarantee your safety.”
“If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail gun his.”
“What kind of dystopian hellscape is this?”
“Every day is all about me. This one just comes with cake and a bad song.“
“It’s not my fault I can’t interpret your emotional Morse code.”
“Genuine and sweet? How could you do this to me?!”
““My appetite eludes me. The same way the truth eludes you.”
“I don’t bury hatchets. I sharpen them.“
“I haven’t always been against birthdays. Each one reminds me I’m a year closer to death’s cold embrace.”
“I enjoy funerals. I’ve been crashing them since I was old enough to read the obituary section. “
““If you are discovered, I will disown you and collect the reward tied to your capture.”
“Because for some reason I cannot fathom or indulge, you seem to like me.”
“I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first.”
“Of course the first person I kiss would turn out to be a psychotic, serial-killing monster. I guess I have a type.”
“Just some light torture. Don’t worry, I won’t leave a mark.”
“You can’t wake the dead. Believe me, I’ve tried.”
““Will today’s stalker become tomorrow’s nemesis?”
“ I’m not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material. “
“People like me and you, we’re different.”
“The truth is, there are monsters everywhere. And sometimes the monsters we least suspect are the most dangerous.”
“one coincidence is just a coincidence, two are a clue, and three are proof.”
“It’s either they write our story or we do. You can’t have it both ways.”
“Ask again, and you’ll be down to eight lives.“
“Sartre said, “Hell is other people.” He was my first crush.”
“Emotions are a gateway trait. They lead to feelings, which trigger tears. I don’t do tears.“
“Tears don’t fix anything. So I vowed to never do it again.“
“ Do you make a habit of scaring the hell out of people? “
“You guys are making me nauseous. Not in a good way.“
“I’ve always hated the expression, “write what you know.” It’s a hall pass for the imagination-impaired.“
"Believe Nothing You Hear and Half of What You See."
“Whoever Invented High Heels Clearly Had a Side Hustle as a Torturer."
"You Are the Reason I Understand How Imperative It Is That I Never Lose Sight of Myself."
“Honestly, I wish I cared a little more.”
“Somewhere no one can hear your screams.”
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Open to: Anyone
Muse: Adelaide La'Rue-Conner
Au: Gods Au
Plot: Y/M is in need of something. Whether that be information, an object, or a person. After a lot of research, you find yourself entering what looks like a nursery/flower shop in search of the owner. A former goddess who can get you anything you want for a price.
Beta Editor (Continuation available for legacy editor)
Addie was standing in front in front of an Azalea bush making the flowers change color when the shopkeeper led her 10 o'clock back to her. The sorceress took a moment to point them to a table set with a late morning tea before going back to the bush. Once she had finally settled on orange she made a note in a nearby book before coming to join them.
"Thank you for being so patient. Not enough minutes in the day or whatever that old adage was." She commented as she began to pour herself a cup of tea. Over the years the woman had changed the way she went about making and fulfilling deals. Some religious texts mistook her for a demon in want of souls to feed on. Addie was not the death god and had no need for souls. Why would she trade for a thing she could create? Instead, she painted herself as a humble florist who had the means to help if people were willing to give her what she asked for. Anywhere from buttons, to babbles, memories, and secrets. The person sitting before her today was a different story altogether. People found out about her because she allowed it. A third party person suggested them to her when they were desperate for help. But they were not her usual clientele.
"Putting that aside I find myself feeling rather curious. Why have you come? And what exactly couldn't your resources give you that you had to come to me?"
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