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Gage is so fucking funny. Like. He finishes his approval speech and goes anyways Let's go Kill Some Shit. 8 year old behavior. Like yeah i just told you all about dumb feelings that don't matter anyways let's go squish some bugs before recess ends.
Deacon: This date is boring.
Sole: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to the store.
Deacon: Then why did you invite me?
Sole: I didn't. I specifically said "do not come with me" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and followed me here.
Sole, in a silver shroud voice: Visitors and employees claim that doors lock themselves shut, footsteps can be heard, shadows follow you...
X6-88, unimpressed: Shadows do tend to follow you though. That's sort of how they work.
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Deacon: I'd fake my own death.
Desdemona: Oh man, okay you took it a step further...
Deacon: I'd set the place on fire and throw a cadaver in there and flee this country.
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Nick, going over a case: The maid, Mary Soptic-
Sole: (wheezes) What's her name?
Nick, tired of putting up this shit: Oh god, I know what you're-- she's a maid, her name is 'soap dick'. What a really funny big laugh you got out of that.
Sole, still laughing:
Nick [sarcastic]: Yeah, look how happy you are. Oh man, what a gem of comedy we've mined here today.
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Sole, meeting Mama Murphy: Oh, wouldn't it be funny if you tell my fortune with the little playing cards and-
Codsworth: Maybe she'll tell you you'll marry a rich man, sir/mum. :)
Mama Murphy:
Mama Murphy: You're going to drown one day, dear.
Mama Murphy: Water's gonna fill your lungs.
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Deacon: I feel like you would have baseball cards of this guy, you-
X6-88: I absolutely would not.
X6-88:
X6-88 [disappointed]: ...They don't make serial killer baseball cards, though, do they?
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Travis: Do we have a panic room or something?
Vadim: Travis, every room you're in is a panic room.
if this post goes well I'll post some more with different companions too :)
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MacCready: standing at the top of the stairs What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase?
Curie: I accidentally fell down.
Preston: HANCOCK PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay THEIR part of our rent!
Cait: Curie bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money.
Danse: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Cait.
Preston: floor is lava!
Curie: helps Deacon onto the counter
Nick: kicks Danse off the sofa
Danse: lays on the floor
Preston: ...Are you okay?
Danse: No.
*at Disneyland, in the teacups*
Preston, Curie, and Cait: spinning a little and talking
Hancock, MacCready, Danse and Deacon: flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming
Deacon: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Curie, watching Cait screaming, Hancock trying to set a sleeping MacCready on fire, and Preston choking on air: I don't know either.
Preston, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.
Hancock, in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.
Cait: Deacon? What are you doing here?
Deacon, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.
MacCready: I’m going to hell.
Cait: Probably.
MacCready: I'll pick you up?
Cait: *nodding* Carpool.
Cait: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.
Danse: What club?
Deacon: The hating Danse club.
Danse: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!
No but listen. L i s t e n. Yesterday was my birthday. And you know what i woke up to?? An audio from Danny shorago as Hancock wishing me happy birthday. I CRIED AMD SCREAMED AND LOST MY SHIT. This man is so kind. There are some details that for privacy reasons I won't disclose but like I've never been so happy in my entire life. This man is so amazing i swear to god. Please be kind and don't steal this or anything but i just wanted to show y'all. I'm so happy. So so so happy.
Also, this left me thinking. This means canonically Hancock speaks Spanish. Think about it. Besides from the fact that the official VA is speaking Spanish in character, obviously, He's a very cultured man, he's got 14 intelligence ffs, and he grew up in diamond city, where there are Spanish speaking people. It makes perfect sense.
Also rqrq @drovenna how much would you charge me for animating this skfbdjfbfhdv I'm sorry of you don't do commissions or animations you're just so good at art and dkfnfjdndb i had to at least try kilybye
[Hancock is annoyed that Sole's been spending too time with Nick.]
Piper: Hancock, you shouldn't be jealous of Nick. Remember, it's all about helping Blue.
Hancock: I'm not jealous! I'm envious! Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have. Envy is wanting what someone else has. What I feel is envy.
Piper & Maccready:...
[They check a dictionary Hancock uses to level his desk legs.]
Sole: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Maaccready: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Sole: But you’re always acting stupid?
Maccready: …
Maccready: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.