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#in this house we believe in platonic geeta/diantha and platonic cynthia/augustine supremacy
cheemken · 10 months
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can we pls hve wholesome dia hcs🥺
cld b in ur au or nah i just lve ur hcs
Y'know what,, sure as a treat hahah
This ain't in the villain au tho, cause idt anything abt that au is wholesome hahahah
Anyways have some wholesome Dia hcs uwu
•dont be fooled, she is impulsive as shit, and low-key a fuckin gremlin
-like the amount of times she and Geeta got in trouble back then in Paldea was insane, good thing they were wearing disguises and no one recognized them
•yknow w that, I wanna say that Diantha and Geeta when not together basically just embody what the public see em as (Kalos' angel and Paldea's Top Champion)
-the moment these two are together tho? They have one working braincell and neither of em are using it
-legitimately tho, like Geeta visits Dia in Kalos, the two be having cake vibing since ofc disguises, no one knows it's them
-and then Dia's all "dyou think I can eat three whole cakes by myself or is that some human hubris that will be the root of my downfall."
"four cakes or you're a coward."
"BET"
-so hey Dia spent the afternoon sick as fuck w a stomachache
•pls your honour I think Diantha deserves to be a lil silly, a lil goofy, she deserves it
•anyways yeah Siebold had to bail them out of jail one time
-bc Geeta was curious what she'd look like in her mugshot, and Dia's all "well, we should still look good when we get arrested" so imagine Geeta wearing a fuckin tux and Dia's wearing her Diancie dress and both of em are like Ken in that scene from Barbie hahaha
-again, disguises, so they were filed under their fake names and the police thought they were Siebold's foreign friends bc of fucking course
-bonus points "remember, if we ever get caught, neither of us can speak Galarian or Unovan, okay?"
"understood"
•fuckin love platonic pairings man I always have a soft spot for it so hey, imagine them just being there for each other
-despite the distance, despite the fact that they're both busy champions, they still manage to find time to check in on the other to see if they're okay
-and when they're together imagine them just vibing at Dia's own home, watching whatever horror movie Geeta just discovered, and they just cuddle and it's so soft and jcmdbdnd
-"if you were in a horror movie, you might be the final girl"
"really? I always thought I'd be the one to die first, or the one to suddenly open something cursed"
"that's not what I meant, you're pretty, so of course they'd let you live"
"is that really all it takes for me to live in a horror movie?"
"yeah"
"huh... We should test that theory"
"oh, definitely"
-her audition wasn't accepted bc the directors and such just couldn't see her playing in a horror movie
-Diantha and Geeta have never been so disappointed in their lives
-they ended up making their own movie w the other champions, and they ended up making a found footage horror
-a lot of people actually liked it
•since Geeta really loves horror movies, she and Diantha are immune to jumpscares and anything remotely gory or scary at this point
-they could watch any horror movie in the big screen and neither of em will flinch, all while the other champions are hiding behind their popcorn boxes
Anyways yeah hahaha
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