The Skrunkle Simp Song
Music and Lyrics by Frenchie
(This is a little rougher than I usually like to have for published music, but I was so happy to finish and record a song for the first time in 5 months that I kinda don't care that it's imperfect.)
Lyrics below the cut :)
Verse 1
Don’t ask me why I like him
I’ll never find the words
But my skrunkly little meow meow
Makes me simp until it hurts
He’s an awful, evil bastard
And they say that he’s no good
But I promise I can fix him
He’s just misunderstood
Refrain 1:
Oh my Skrunkles you’re so mean
And even sometimes quite obscene
But I love you just the same
You’re the monster I will tame
(Oh you’re so lucky I picked you!)
Verse 2
He’s a heinous, hateful villain
And he stands for all that’s bad
But Skrunkles, it’s not my fault
You’re so cute when you get mad
Your funny angry eyebrows
Tell me all I need to know
Who’s a stinky, grumpy skrunkle?
Who’s the lowest of the low?
Refrain 2:
Oh, Skrunkly-Man you’re horrible
Corrupt and vain and vile
So I push my hair behind my ears and say:
“Do you just…like…wanna hang out for a while?”
Like…I have a car… We could just…get out of here…”
Verse 3:
Don’t ask me why I like him
I know he’s problematic
Babygirl is complicated
But I like that he’s dramatic
He gets his kicks from doing things
I’d never do myself
So honestly he’s safer
Sitting here up on my shelf
My no good, nasty skrunkle-doll
Is my new favorite toy
Hey, handsome. Just one question:
"Who’s been a bad, bad boy?”
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I’m kinda curious what kind of person would Lasko’s Listener would be in the Imperium World? It’s either they don’t know each other, they are under the imperium as well just with someone else, or think about it… Lasko’s Listener would be at Kennedy just either helping the imperium, avoiding or running it…. I’m just curious what y’all think…
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imp!lasko could have just used psychokinesis to like idk unlock the door but no! no, this man decided that suffocating the freelancer was by far the easiest plan
don’t get me wrong i loved it but my man think smarter not harder
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I went to see Wish yesterday and ummm...
Look at this Imperium Lasko by @mr-laveau (from an art trade we did)
Now look at Magnifico:
Then listen to this song I wrote for Imperium Lasko (don't look too closely at the album art):
And this one from the movie:
As @cashandprizes said, I found my man in Disney font AND also...I like original flavor better, and I by that I mean the very headcanoned version of the AU version of the original character ha!
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