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#imagining Ace getting ordained just to fuck with Snake
seconds-2-midnight · 6 months
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Snake and Hazel decide to get hitched. Big weddings are for rich nerds so they just head to Vegas to get married by an Elvis impersonator. They tell the gang everyones invited. They all say they’ll be there.
The day arrives, they get to the shitty little wedding chapel, everyone shows up except for Ace. Snake is disappointed but decides not to wait around for him.
Finally, they’re at the altar. The Elvis impersonator arrives and says “So uhhhhh Snake, buddy, you’s gonna take old whatsername ta be yer lawfully wedded wife or sumthin’?” Ace is the one in the Elvis costume.
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