#imagine Artemis trying to manage courtroom dramatics and such for a case he has No Idea about but vaguely remembers he may have had a hand

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I am still not over the ending of TEC and I doubt I ever will be, because the LEP’s plan to mind-wipe Artemis would have likely failed (in a more realistic setting) in so many different ways, the most prominent of which to me is the ensuing court case that would have happened-

Like, even if Artemis was scrubbed from all the cameras and stuff, he and his family are minor celebrities and on FBI and Interpol lists! Even if everyone assumed Spiro was just crazy, someone would have still come knocking (or called, most likely) about the accusations, leaving Artemis and Butler to wonder what the hell they got up to in the previous week.

Imagine how funny that would be.

#imagine Artemis trying to manage courtroom dramatics and such for a case he has No Idea about but vaguely remembers he may have had a hand #- in. meanwhile the LEP are scrambling to fix this mess and find that they can’t because they drastically overestimated the speed of US #-courts. #to say nothing of the Chicago mob?? like... certainly that would have come up again for the Fowls #artemis fowl #the eternity code