#im rly sorry if i trash ur fave book

[theroyalromance]

Favourite Choices Books

I rmb seeing someone do this a while ago but I dont rmb who :$ whoops sorry, but i thought it would be fun to rank my favourite books too :D (however there are some newer books that I dont have an opinion on yet and I think imma rank them at the end for which I’m most excited for).

warning: spoilerrrrrrrrrrrs,

The Old Books

1) The Crown and the Flame 1&2

Fantasy books are one of my favourite genres

annelyse is my wife

whitlock is my child

kenna and dom are such wonderful friends

like what friend would die for me tbh

i think theyre cute as romantic partners too

but annelyse4lyfe

also kenna is so badass i love it <3

dragonssssssssssssssssssssssssss

honestly when whitlock done killed the man, my heart broke ):

2) The Freshman

you dont understand how many times i replayed this book lol

i basically played every route

i have a lot of the diamond choices ;]

i spent all my diamonds so that zack could get a man  and abbie and tlyer could get together T_T

i wanted them to be happy

and i genuinely really enjoyed this story

kinda sucked how u couldnt actually turn anyone down until the last chapter

i picked james 1st if ur wondering 

3) Rules of Engagement

this is a little too high on the list lol

tbh i think the premise of this story is a little lame

like talk about a shitty grandmother???

dont u love ur grandkids

dont u wanna give them a comfortable life when ur gone and cant care of them anymore

why are u forcing them to get married/date/get tattoos (i kinda understand forcing the party twin to be more serious but the rest is kinda ridiculous)

like u dead

u cant live vicariously through them

but i dont think the story is poorly written and i do enjoy playing it

although idk whats gonna happen with the MC dating 3 guys at once

like i know the bartender dude knows

but do the rest of them?

will they be okay with it?

will it blow up in our face?

4) Most Wanted

i didn’t really enjoy this story :(

i dont ship sam and dave

Cassandra was coo though

So was the trio in the detective department??

5) The Freshman 2 

I was unhappy with this book for a million reasons

james hates liars but u basically lied to his family for him (so he already knows ur capable of doing that)

i just really didnt think he had a right to be mad at the MC =/ cause it wasnt her secret to tell

like if anything it says a lot about the MC’s loyalty

which was already proven when she LIED TO UR PARENTS FOR U

i hated how the MC was forcing kaitlyn to come out

i felt like the MC was a really shitty friend in this book

I really just didnt enjoy this book :/

i ended up not replaying to see what dating other characters would be like

The New Books

1) Haunting of Braidwood Manor

I love reading scary stories

as long as the MC isn’t deliberately trying to get herself killed lol I think I will really enjoy this book

yknow like how in scary movies the protagonist is always doing stupid shit that gon get them killed LOL

2) Endless Summer

If you can’t tell by my love of scary stores, I have a thing for stories that are like “dont know the whole truth gotta find out” (which i guess is strange cause I didnt like most wanted)

quinn is rly cute lol

diego is rly cute

pls let him date the male MC

3) Love Hacks

I know this is kinda low on the list but I’m super excited for this story too!

As long as you don't actually have to end up with Mark I’m gucci :D

i got my eyes on Brooke LOLOLOLOLOL

but ur supposed to go on a date w/ 10 guys

so maybe someone else will come along

either way, i really liked the dynamic b/w the friends

i’m not looking forward to breaking up amy and mark though

like i dont mind if they like had an intervention and said like “hey ur relationship isnt healthy, u guys should maybe call it quits, or work on ur problems, u know fighting in front of friends isnt healthy and all”

but if its like a stupid plan that’s gonna hurt mark and amy i’m not down =/

4) Freshman Book 3

I know I said I really like Zig so far, and he could be new potential LI as I no longer like any of the other 3 (as romantic interest as least)

I guess I was just too bummed out by the 2nd book I’m not looking forward to the 3rd book anymore.

also (i have 2 files lol) in the file where im dating kaitlyn I picked the I’m not gay option and yet... the MC is still considered gay if u state that Zig is hard not to notice (she like says shes looking for someone female) and if ur not dating kaitlyn ur considered straight too which bummed me out more than the other thing

but i guess that would be hard to code

i did appreciate how i could say i’m not exclusively interested in girls though

#personal #pls dont attack me for my opinions T_T #im rly sorry if i trash ur fave book #long post #spoiler alert #this was fun to write though #i enjoy the occasional word vomit

[zukunftsvision]

of course the raven cycle

SEND ME A FANDOM AND I’LL TELL YOU: 

the first character i ever fell in love with: adam look i know he deserves no rights for like all of tdt and bllb, but just the stupider and angrier and messier he got the more i was just like stop but yes <3 

a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: i don’t think there are any ???

a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: i thought blue/adam was kinda cute but … no... and the way everything ends up is nice

my ultimate favorite character™: adam tbh 

prettiest character: justin malory ( by @mystizismus ) u don’t get prettier than that, also orla???? blue w nici’s fc holy shit… but also adam he’s babey 

my most hated character: the gr*y man sorry i just can’t ????? deal w the fact that there was a non-ironic redemption/happy ending for a hitman?? and the one who killed ronan’s father no less??? this is an elaborate practical joke it must be 

my OTP: all of them bro …. prokovinsky pynch pynchvinsky sarchengsey just.. yes <3 everything growing and shrinking to three + pynchvinsky is truly the most galaxy brained idea just yes two hands two boyfriends ,,, they all need that much love ,,, and pynch rly makes me heart happy too oof i love them a lot… but also ,,, i was Sold on reading this series after 2 years of procrastinating bc of luna’s descriptions of the dead boy dreamed back to life by deeply troubled best friend concept ( and of k ) even though i knew it wasn’t gonna be a major part of the narrative… even if they are messy and confusing and have so much shit to work through to actually be good for each other ... my heart OP i love them

my NOTP: maura/the gr*y man… like why ugh maura wouldn’t put sb that dangerous near her daughter … basically everyone following me here has witnessed me rant abt why this is Bad but like … margaret WHY 

favorite episode/scene: the substance party ( ronan simps hard in this ch but also get out of the car bitch he said amiably … perplexing and i love it ) … ronan leaving k’s texts on read… ouch… “your hands are very cold” / “i’ve been dead for seven years”... but for wholesome things any interaction between ronan and noah with special mentions for noah being thrown out a window and “i have a bad feeling about this” / “it’s called being dead” / “that’s the sort of joke that’s only funny if you’re alive” / “good thing i am then” … RENT FREE OPS 80% of my internal monologue is me remembering that and giggling

saddest death: no spoilers allowed ,, but i think abt noah and proko dying all the time it’s so cursed jffjkdjbg 

favorite season/book: the dream thieves !!! i think that’s when the story starts to really become compelling and the characters start taking over ur mind, although bllb is also very spicy also, i feel like that’s where adam has a lot of development 

least favorite season/book: the raven boys i guess?? it took until noah’s reveal for me to be rly invested in reading the whole series, up until that point i was just pushing through to get to book 2

my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: ronan and adam and also gansey and kavinsky just… all are trash but also?? gwen???? what a chaotic piece of trash omg

my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: okay noah OF COURSE, all of k’s trash boys even though cinnamon roll def doesn’t describe any of them, but especially swan as written by @treppenwitzz​ ... we stan a himbo with a dorky car and nothing but love for his friends… also matthew deserves the entire world nothing bad would even have to happen to him and he’d still deserve better

my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship:  i had to think abt this one bc i only ship things that are slightly problematic not soul cleansing wrong, but …. kavinsky/gansey…. it would be ??? probably a huge mess of rampant jealousy from every imaginable direction but i’d love to see it 👀  

my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: bluesey… calla/persephone, other combinations of the eurotrash boys all of them have the potential to be very very Cute and all it will take is Permission to be invested, i rly love adam/gansey and ronan/gansey as unrequited and/or mutual simping but im not super invested in them as actual Things,,, i’m sure there are many i haven’t thought of 

#prophezeiung #this is a whole ass rant im sorry jfjfdkjbg #☾ MISC. / ooc. / road work ahead? sure hope it does. #answered tbt.

[cowboy-butch]

i procrastinated doing this for so long i gained 200 followers so. im a lazy fuck im sorry this should tell you who i am as a person akdfj i honestly cant believe ive reached the number im at, i had accepted that i’d always be a very small blog but yall keep following me and im emotional!! i love you all! personalized compliments and fave mutuals/blogs will be under the cut (go follow all of them they are literal angels) i just appreciate you guys so much and im very close to tears I HAVE A LOT OF EMOTIONS *faves are bolded*

@durinsdaughters oh Meg, where the fuck do i begin? like honestly, the love and light of my life, my official Wife, my best friend, literally made of gold and sunshine. you make me so happy and i cant imagine my life without you. and im going to see you soon? for the second time?? get your canadian ass down here. but honestly youve always been there for me and hyping me up and encouraging me to be the best me i can possibly be and i lov you?? heaven is a place on earth with u 

@pavarottisrevenge patience you cutie i love seeing you on my dash. we’ve talked some in the past and youre so nice? how are you the personification of sunlight i crie, i appreciate you so much and i feel so blessed to be your friend i can call you my friend right ahgdfj 

@jacessimon eva, youve followed me for so long i cant believe. i was so obnoxious thank you for waiting for my glo up. you are one of my favorite heterophobes and you have the best discourse on this hellsite bless your soul. also your jimon content? Quality shit right there, you were the one that got me to ship them thank you for my life (and your cat is so cute every time i see them i feel like ive been blessed by an angel)

@alishawainnwright we’ve never talked but i love your blog, and you seem rly nice? i love your love for maia/alisha it brightens my day, clears my skin, calms my soul. youve been like a constant presence on here and i appreciate it? its comforting? idk im bad with words ok bye  

@beautifulmusicforuglychildren we’ve talked a bit and you seem really nice, and whenever i see you on my dash your url reminds me of my most favorite book and i get really happy and i love it and you and i just wanted to express my many feeli ngs

@nightfallgoddess ash, you are an actual goddess? youre sweet and beautiful and a blessing to me, i literally have heart palpitations when i see your selfies. and youve also been like a constant presence and i cant believe you follow my little trash blog? i feel so Blessed™️ youre one of my fave blogs too i cant believe you did That holy hell

@softshumjr marta you are a blessing from heaven, i lov e your blog and you promo’d me? i lov u?? also your thirst for magnus and harry are what give me an extra pep in my step, we never talk but i see you around school and youre pretty cool? rate: 100/10 

@malecisright jocelyn your headcanons and meta are the best?? i aspire to be like u when i grow up???? and your tags fucking kill me they are th e fucking best and when theyre like full length novels it heals and replenishes my soul thank u for being your beautiful self 

@ihadnooriginalnames rae!! you wonderful person i loev your headcanons too and i need to interact with them more?? it was so fun the one time i did interact with u i felt so nervous asldfjdjkl you seem like such a nice and sweet person!

@mlmjimon mikey i love your blog!! you provide me with the jimon content that i crave and even if ur a straight bc u like climon your blog is always amazing and beautiful, you serve the best tea and i love it 🐸 and your thirsty hoe selfies kill me and give me life at the same time, work it hunty !!

@softpinkjace wryE i m love you? i love talking about SAL songs with you and i need to do it more it makes me so feckin happy I CANT BELIEVE YOU MADE THAT EDIT I HAVE BEEN CRYING ACTUAL TEARS ITS S O BEAUTIFUL youre just so sweet, your blog is so aesthetically pleasing, and sO many cute animals?? its basically heave n for me dlfjlsdfj 

and here are some of my amazing and fave mutuals!! <3

@authorctcallahan // @alecgbane // @cmonbemybaby​ // @darrencrissen // @earlsleg // @endofanotherera // @gayjace // @goldenkaos22 // @gretelsmaias // @highwarlok // @hislewis // @huggleluff // @idiotgonewrong // @isabellelightwoodsgf // @isakbcch // @jacesbi // @jaceslewis // @jayceebanner // @lesbianmaia // @lukeisapackdad // @maiagarroway // @magicalmagnus // @magnus-the-babe // @matthewbane // @mist-spelt // @msalexiscriss // @mtdaddario // @mulanwithad // @nbev // @praelvdivm // @princemagnusbane // @putins-lil-monster // @thedownworld // @softalec // @softmagnusbane // @stickerjock // @sunmaia // @theturtlemania9 // @winteralec

this is to all my beautiful mutuals, you are wonderful and i appreciate you so much!! to all my followers who have stuck around for so long, heres a big smooch! and im so sorry if ive missed anyone ily2 (theres also a lot of nonmutuals i wanted/was going to acknowledge but i would feel very weird?? im an awkward bean i wont do that)

#ily ALL LDKFJDSLF #mutuals #meg #follow forever #the nonmutuals are like.. the big blogs like abloodneed and clarygaywood and highwarlockkareena and moonqueenmaia I LOVE THEM BUT I DONT #WANT TO BOTHER THEM SO ILL JUST SCREAM IN MY HEAD #(will this show up if they track their urls?? fkahdksk I HOPE NOT)