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Starco fic (this is cancer u've been warned)

Once upon a time, Jackie and Marco were dating. They loved to talk to eAch other, hold hands, smooch, whatever couples usually do idunno

One day, Jackie took it upon herself to break of the relationship. Why? Cuz PLOT DEVICE HELLO GUYSS Anyway so she took Marco to the bench where they had their first kiss and told him that she didn’t feel thT things were workin out.

Marco gasped in dismay and felt he would faint, his gut dropped to his toes, idk dramatic much and he cried out “WHYYY?!”

So Jackie said “dude ur just really sweaty whenever we hold hands im just not about that life yknow. I nedd a guy with clean, nonsweaty hands who understands me for who i am”

Marco shook his head, hoping thT his hearing was betrayin him “jackie look i promise i can change!!! i’LL BE LESS SWEATY!!! GIVE ME A CHANCE!!”

Jackie smiled forlornly before patting his shoulder platonically, officially securing the end of their short term rel8tshionsjeep. “I gotta go my own way Marco” (Yowch marco u goof’d up$)(that was a hsm2 ref btw if yall didnt catch that)

The hoodie wearing latino hung his head in defeat, fighting back the tears in his eyeballz “ok im.. Im sorry i couldn’t be better. I hope u find someone whos good for you.”

Jackie nodded. “It won’t be that hard.” She said, her voice as sweet as sugarcane.

‘Tf is that supposed to mean’ Marco thought as they parted ways.

——–———–

Star was using the computer, browsing through Marco’s web history. She honestly hadn’t used technology other than a cell phone since she arrived on earth, so working with an entirely different device at her fingertips was…strange, to say the least.

She didn’t share that many interests with Marco, which was evident when she found herself flipping through page after page of fanfiction she didn’t understand. She had tried to give at least one a chance, settling for skimming the few first lines of a story titled “I Kissed a Ninja” but it hadn’t piqued her attention in the slightest.

It sounded like something a boy in his early teens had written on a whim. Which was lame.

Anywho, way, what, how, Star clicked on.

Marco slammed the door open at that precise moment, tears streaming down his cheeks at 50mph as he threw himself onto the bed of his room. Oh the pain! Sheer agony flooded through his veins as he clawed at his own sheets, taking them as a mere substitute of the girl he yearned for, the girl he wanted in his arms (ugh i hate fanfiction anyway-)

“Marco chill out what is ur problem cant u see im looking thru ur browser history@” star yekled, before smashing her fingers onto the keyboard. Why? Why did he keep doing this to her? Didn’t he understand how much pain she was going through too? For a whole year, she’d seen her closest friends make out, hold hands, hug, and have the blood moon shine on them! She had to endure all of the suffering, lock it away deep within her heart, and smile when on the inside she wuz screaming.

“Wait–WHAT?!” Marco shot up from his bed, eyes wide as snowglobes.

“What?”

“WHAT U BISH U DIDNT” Marco threw the covers off of his body and leaped over to the computer.

“U—” his breathing grew as sharp as razORS (edgy), spiraling out of control at the sight of his privacy being tainted before him.

“HOW CUldd THIS HAPPEn TO ME?!!! I MADE MY miSTAKES– (marco shut up) DUDE SERIOUSLY THO WHY R U LOOKING AT MY BROSEER HISTORY?!!”

Star lifted her shoulders before eyeing him skeptically, confused at his reactjon ohbforget it im not even gonna try to make this sound coherent anymore im literally just trying to make this fic as ridicukous as possble ok so donT HUDGE U PREPS!!!)

“Marco what is even the prob u know i always disrespect u like that one time i wanted u to biy me that banagic wand garbage like that episode was really dumb remember that”

Marco tore at his own hair and considered ripping his spleen off “omfg star FORGET BANAGIC, WHAT DID U SEE?!!”

“I saw fanficion of that ninjago show u always rave on about like really marco u have such bad taste” star rolled her eyes and displayed the fanfic page to him before giving him the stinkeye (lmao stinkeye)

Marco could feel his lungs collect air again and he breathed out a huge whoooosh of relief blc he was saved. Star had not seen the wORST of his browser history! (Yes we were born to look at web HISTORY! Biiing boong boong we’ll make it happen we’ll turn it around ye we were born to look at marcos web historY)

Ok i forgot where i was going with this welp also charlie wanted to see it so its not my fault aight

EDIT::: Star leaned against her chair, arms folded across her chest. “So, what’s up with you?” She grumbled, as Marco took control of the mouse.

He logged out of his account before turning to face Star again. “What do you mean?”

Star closed her eyes. “Well, you’re crying right? What’s wrong?”

Marco wiped the liquid (this is how u DONT write folks) off of his skin and sniffed. “Nothin.” And his eyes looked distant and far off even though he was just looking at the cactus through his window.

Star sighed. “Cmon. Tell me whats really goin on, bub.”

Marco groaned. “Do i have to”

“You’re obligated to as my best friend in this universe so i can comfort you and fulfill the fate we were given by some dumb fucking moon in space that really shouldn’t be of any relevance to us but because of svtfoe’s lore and foreshadowing or some shit we’re destined to be together in the end so like i think ur gonna be the king of mewni. And u gotta tell me wuts on ur moind”

Marco exhaled. “Fine.”

so he told her and they made out while marco cried (kinda like cho chang did to harry potter in the order of the phoenix except marco and star actually become a real item because idfk svtfoe likes soul bondage or whatever the fuckin end hmm)

#mod crim(e)

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