#im lit rally deranged <3

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I know nothing of minecraft yt. But please tell me about minecraft politics.

YESSSSSSS ok like i cant rlly get into the WHOLE backstory of it, but theres a sorta country in the dreamSMP called “l’manburg” and wilbur soot was the president, then wilbur planned an election bc he didnt feel like his position as president felt rightfully earned, and originally there was one party (“the right the best party”) that was wilbur and tommy cuz wilbur had actually planned the election to be rigged so he was the only option to vote for, but before they signed the book that had the candidates in it, they told quackity about their plans which was a BAD IDEA because quackity decided he was going to run against them and HIS party was called the SWAG (“so we are gamers”) party, and wilbur and tommy obviously freaked the fuck out, they changed their party name to the POG (“politicians of gaming”) party and so both parties started campaigning and i was a little split on who to vote for, bc i like tommy and wilbur a lot but i also like quackity a lot and quackity has a point abt not rigging elections but then quackity announced his running mate was GEORGENOTFOUND, and george was actually someone who was like actively against l’manburg gaining independence back in the first dreamSMP war, so this is like... NOT GOOD HE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO BE THE VICE PRES........ and so i was 100% for pog2020, plus wilbur had one of tommys prized discs and said he would give it back if they won, and THEN ELECTION NIGHT HAPPENED??? AND GEORGE JUST DIDNT SHOW UP AT ALL?? AND IT WAS MEANT TO JUST BE POG VS SWAG BUT!!!! but THEN!!! fundy (who they treat like wilburs son idk how to describe it like irl hes only like a couple years younger but hes wilburs son) announced he was running too with his running mate being niki nihachu and his party is called the COCONUT party, no one in the smp treated them very seriously but the chats LOVED THEM, and then it came to announcing endorsements and quackity didnt have any but pog had a VIDEO SHOWING THAT FUCKING VIKKSTAR WAS ENDORSING THEM and THEN THEY ANNOUNCED FUCKING JSCHLATT WAS TOO, AND JSCHLATT HAD ACTUALLY BEEN ON THE SERVER BEFORE AND DREAM BANNED HIM, BUT APPARENTLY HE GOT UNBANNED BC THERE HE FUCKING WAS! AND HE WAS MEANT TO ENDORSE POG BUT HE DECIDED THAT FUCK THE STATE AND DEMOCRACY AND HES RUNNING HIS OWN PARTY, SCHLATT2020, AND IT WAS JUST PURE FUCKING CHAOS AND THEN DREAM GAVE SCHLATT A CROSSBOW AND IT JUST GOT WORSE, QUACKITY WILBUR AND TOMMY ALL BOOKED IT AND HID IN THE WHITE HOUSE, AND THEY PLANNED TO COMBINE THEIR PARTIES IF THEY LOST INTO THE SWOG PARTY, BUT THE PROBLEM WAS THE “IF THEY LOST” PART, BC QUACKITY KNEW THERE WAS NO WAY HE WAS WINNING, AND THAT WILBUR WAS JUST USING HIM FOR HIS VOTES IN CASE HE LOST, AND SO QUACKITY JOINED SCHLATT2020 AS THE EYE CANDY. AND SO WILBUR AND TOMMY WERE JUST HORRIFIED AND WILBUR READ L’MANBURGS DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE TO TOMMY AND EXPLAINED THAT IF THEY LOST THEY WOULD PROBABLY NEED TO LEAVE L’MANBURG AND MOVE TO A COTTAGE IN THE WOODS, AND ONE DAY TRY AND GET TOMMYS LAST DISC BACK FROM SKEPPY. BUT THEN AFTER WILBUR LEAVES, DREAM ANNOUNCES HES GOING TO GET THE DISC BACK FROM SKEPPY FIRST, AND TOMMY FLIPS HIS SHIT BC DREAMS A MUCH SCARIER OPPONENT. THATS PRETTY MUCH IT SO FAR BUT IM VERY INVESTED. I VOTED COCONUT2020 BC I THINK THEM WINNING BRINGS THE BEST STORYLINE OPPORTUNITIES AND ALSO I THINK FUNDY AND NIKI WOULD MAKE GOOD LEADERS!!

thank you for letting me infodump

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