#im almost ready to just write these classes off as Ls

[noretreatnancy]

love that most of my professors heard “adapt to online” and took it to mean make up for missed in class time by adding more work on top of all of the things that were going to be due anyway, while not adjusting due dates... spring semester always fucking sucks, and the last month of any semester is just hell week after hell week, but trying to write all of these essay and take tests and do 30 discussion posts and work on group projects/presentation while I’m sleeping in my little sisters bed and working from my parents couch while reading fucking corona stats and trying to keep my grandma from trying to go to the grocery store..... I’m going to go fucking insane

#personal #like i know literally everybody is dealing with this exact same thing #but im just so frustrated and burned out #like i literally started going to counceling because i was barelt able to get shit turned in as it was #and now i cant even go to that #we had last week off of classes technically bjt the teaxher for my hardest class still gave us like two major fucking projects due tomorrow #and im having to do stupid fucking 2+ hour video calls for another class #im almost ready to just write these classes off as Ls

[kape-theory]

A STUDY ON MY COMPLETED WIPS' ROOT ELEMENTS: because i am both bored and itching to write, just not actually write the wip im working on the mo, always glad

LOVE BITES.

werewolf

the idea of smexy w/o the smexy

a very deadpan, no-nonsense female protag

short storyyyyy

TFSU.

dual partnership that transcends romantic inclinations. partners to lovers? i only know bastards to bastard partners

a character devoid of human emotion who gets triggered by his partner

is a chemist

likes to torture people

finds the fun in experimentation

and using that data immediately on unbeknownst test subjects

and then his partner, the always grinning, slightly sneaky, ready to go to pound town 24/7

is a pure pup with a demonic side, actually

the implied sexual congress/tango between them, perpetually brought up (and shaken) by the always grinning one

and then their babysitter, the very tired agent, send help

fucking plot twists

crime syndicates????

duping world class leaders???

for the  m o n i e s

sexy action scenes

c a s e s

LS

cosy mystery interpretation in the 21st century

that was not easy btw, since psychologically thrillers are all the new rave  u g h 

untrustworthy point of case origin/partner in (almost literal) crime

a funky protagonist who you sometimes can't trust (comes off w/ major yandere vibes)

creepy dead body

plot twist after plot twist

ngl there are only two plot twists. i think

the very small town vibes

gASP ANOTHER DEAD BODY?

crazy ass perpetrator

DOAP.

our sleuths dancing the tango of slowburn + romance

gASP A FRIEND IS DEAD?

dead friend committed self-inflicted murder. how? call now!

MORE BACKSTORIES FOR THESE DANG SLEUTHS

depression is sexily back (bc my friend is a dumbass who killed himself. sorta)

plot twist after plot twist after-

you get the idea

more 3d secondary characters yay!

protagonist gets kidnapped. twice

sprinkled humour abound, you have been warned

HUMAN FUCKING TRAFFICKING

2 epilogues

dead friend might not actually be dead at all

everyone is hiding something but everyone is still at fault lol

and then there were none sexier vibes

SHIT ON PAUSED.

HPR.

royalty!!!

deception tactics. monarchy vs the people

(i hear the revolutionists) 

small town black girl aspiring to be an actress, gets tangled with all of this !!

sexy, quiet, socially-inept hitmen!

sexy, vivacious leader of your protection unit!

sexiness abound

sexy, terrifying Santa Claus vibes antagonist!

basically just sexy over all, w/o actual sex lmfao

ST.

new adult

guy needs help.

girl is an expert of.

contract made

uh oh

i hear

f e e l i n g s  a b o u n d, time to fucking skedaddle

literally the entire plot ^^

really need to fucking finish this wip oh my god i am tiredt

SHIT COMING SOON.

TCT.

con artists vs billionaire

chaos ensues

plot twist!

its actually con artist vs billionaires !

plot twist again!

con artists vs billionaire family!

lies lies lies lies lies

there are no actual decent person in this fucking wip. not a single decent fucking one.

everyone is a whore for the monies

everyone is also conning someone, welcome

everyone is a whore for someone too lol

(incest shit abound eugh)

for dem monies, we can do anything

even fake date

even maybe get some real feelings

and then destroy that trust

con artists, amirite?

SHIT ONGOING.

GMSF.

charming bby sleuths

one who is quiet and likes following mysterious breadcrumbs that has a six fucking sense

and the other, a liar, a recorder, a writer

my precious bbys

this is the one that has a lot fucking plot twists jesus christ

epistolary storytelling method helloooo

more plot twists

there is no one murderer

there are GASPS TWO MORE

and one sort of framed one 

#s4 #2020