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annebrontesrequiem · 2 years

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Oh boyyy. Let’s talk about my ikemen men lmao. So I decided to break this up into all the games I’ve played before doing overall, because I like doing overkill.

Also sorry to Midcin, Ikemen Genjiden, and any other Ikemen games I either haven’t played you cause meh or cause I don’t read Japanese, sad violin sounds

Also this is on my phone so ignore the typos. I might put an under the cut when I get access to my computer cause I think this gonna be long.

Ikemen Vampire - The One That Got Me Into This Mess

Blorbo - Definitely Arthur. I’ve probably explained the storyTM before but basically Arthur’s my fav for three reasons. One because I just find him painfully relatable at moments (not all the time tho thankfully oh boy); two I think we’d be relatively compatible; and three I was reading the story, getting into it, when I hit a chapter where Arthur screams. And holy shit the VA just went for it (note this VA also voices Childe cause my favs are a flat circle apparently). Anyways I was so blown away by how raw it was my respect points went up by 10k and Arthur’s spot as fav was cemented.

Scrunkly - Isaac. My boy. My baby. He’s just out here trying his best dealing with the fact he’s got the vampire equivalent of anemia mixed with feral boy energy (that sounds cringey I’m sorry Isaac). Look he’s just a painfully shy man with unquenchable bloodlust and the feeling of being permanently separated from humanity because of it. Can a person not want to hug this man and give him all the love? Anyways he’s baby.

Scrimblo bimblo - Uhhhh. I don’t remember the popularity rankings tbh but I think Vincent is overlooked for Theo which honestly I don’t get. Theo’s just a right dick half the time and is definitely better in fanon than canon. Meanwhile Vincent is just a himbo. A himbo with trauma but still a himbo. He deserves to be the more appreciated brother my dude asks permission for every step in the relationship, doesn’t have a death wish, does act like an ass to the MC. I mean to be fair I like Theo well enough, but again. Vincent is better. Sorry lol don’t kill me please

Glup shitto - Claudia (I think that was her name) from Saint-Germain’s route. This route is out here passing the Bechdel test via kidnapping. We love to see it. (Anyways yeah 10/10 I know she’s not a love interest but I’d court her if she’d let me). Sorry if your name’s not Claudia idk man. Also was gonna put her as scrimblo bimblo but this is a much better category.

Poor little meow meow - Charles. He is so pathetic but he also has one of the best character designs. The only fanon I’ve seen is kinda sad and not the best but his route ain’t out yet so who knows. If he is just a kinda pathetic horny man then I guess I’ll just have to admire from like 300 meters away. He’ll still be poor little meow meow though lmao.

Horse plinko - Theo cause he irritates me lmao. He could take some tormenting. He can handle it.

Eeby deeby - Mozart is getting chucked right to superhell. If you aren’t Tom Hulce in the 1984 masterpiece Amadeus I don’t want your Mozart.

Alternatively if it’s for gay crimes William and Vincent and Leonardo and Saint-Germain are getting chucked headfirst into that elevator because you can tell me Leonardo and Saint-Germain were never lovers in their centuries of existence together, I just won’t believe you.

Ikemen Sengoku - The Best Written One

Blorbo - Kenshin. Oh my… Kenshin. I’ve become so enamored with this idiot that seeing him in other routes makes me smile like a maniac. Here I was prepared to endure Kenshin’s route cause he’s supposed to be a yandere and instead I get… a complex (for an otome game don’t get me wrong this isn’t Virginia Woolf or anything) look at mental illness, trauma, and relationships??? What?? MC actively admitting she thought she could ‘fix him’ but she doesn’t cause he immediately spirals? Good writing? Anyways I’ve accepted my status as Kenshin simp. Rip, maybe I do have bad taste.

Scrunkly - Yukimura prolly? Like not all the time but he’s definitely the one that has the most cuteness aggression moments. This poor man is just trying to survive at this point surrounded by murder hobos and that’s really funny. Also he’ll just believe anything. Idiot (affectionate). Note I haven’t read his route so idk but until then (and maybe after) he is scrunkly

Scrimblo bimblo - Nobunaga. Which sounds weird right since his face is on the thing basically, but I think the first route guys tend to be overlooked or seen as boring. Which fair but look this route got me into Go/Baduk and now I play through NHK games on my board on a semi-regular basis and want to find a Go club so I gotta give him props. Also I do like his character even if he’s also a total ass he has good moments.

Glup shitto - Kyubey. Now admittedly I was ready to despise him when I first read his name because, y’know, being meguca is suffering and all. But honestly Kyubey goes through so much shit he deserves appreciation. Mitsuhide better be paying this man a lot.

Poor little meow meow - Kennyo is textbook meow meow. My dude is in like every route trying to get his revenge and he just never succeeds. He also feels guilty about it like 97% of the time but is like “my comrades… revenge…” how about you go back to being a monk so your comrades can go to the afterworld without worrying about your sorry ass. I do appreciate him tho.

Horse plinko - …Yukimura. Or Kenshin. Or Nobunaga. Idk it’d just be funny to see how any of the characters reacted to my personality I think they’d find it obnoxious (I think I’m fabulous tho).

Eeby deeby - Hideyoshi. Is it because his historical counterpart tried to invade what is now Korea? Yes. Am I being petty? Yes. He’s still going to super hell

For gay crimes it’s Kenshin and Shingwn cause who doesn’t love enemies/rivals to we’re living in the same house and only I can really explain to others what you’re feeling (excluding MC in their respective routes but even then).

Ikemen Revolution - The one I’m least familiar with

Blorbo - Edgar. Cause what’s a little murder between evil uncle and manipulated nephew and a family legacy of personal assassins for the king? Look idk man Edgar’s route just hits different. He’s definitely the most compelling so far.

Scrunkly - Luka. I don’t think Luka would survive my middle school. Someone keep this man away from me cause he blushes at everything. He is spiritually baby. Protect this idiot.

Scrimblo bimblo - Uh idk Edgar again? Again I forget popularity polls but he’s not the top three… right? (Watch me be wrong). Otherwise maybe Zero? Underrated.

Glup shitto - I know Mousse has a route I think but so far I’ve only seen him in the prologue. This man seems totally spaced and or half asleep from what I remember and I respect that.

Poor little meow meow - Uhhh. Idk. Whichever twin is least popular because that’s funny (I’m sorry lol)

Horse plinko - Jonah for being a bit of a pompous ass. I liked his route a lot but I think if you stuck us in a room together it would not end well. Someone’s going home wondering who Marx is and it ain’t me

Eeby deeby - Lancelot. Cool motive still threatening to murder MC, multiple kidnappings of MC, generally being a controlling asshole, wiping MC’s memory against her wishes, not telling people his plans cause he has a martyr complex. You get it. I actually kind of softened towards him at the end of his route but flash forward to beginning of next route and I immediately want to punch him. MC should not have let him off the hook so easily in like all the roots. I deserve to throw Lancelot into super hell.

For gay crimes Sirius, Lancelot, and Harr are going to hell together like the messy polycule they are

Ikemen Prince - The New OneTM

Blorbo - So again this one is new and I’ve only played 2.5 routes so far (sorry Leon) but I’d say rn Nokto or Luke, though Jin is fun to read for events cause I am trash. Nokto is prolly my sole fav. I just have a lot of thoughts and emotions about this idiot and I even outlined and started writing a fic for him, one that will never get posted prolly. He’s got a lot of potential and he’s just kinda compelling. Idk. I like him. Yes he is a bit like arthur stfu.

Scrunkly - Honestly none of them really, but if I had to pick prolly Yves. Man is just trying his best to express his emotions after years of rejection cause of his birth and if that doesn’t activate ‘protect’ what will. He is a tsundere though so points lost for that rip (lol sorry I don’t like tsunderes much).

Scrimblo bimblo - Silvio maybe? Idk he seems the least talked about of act two. Admittedly I have nothing to go off of him really but his character design but it is an 11/10 design so…. he’ll prolly be my act two favorite when it comes out in like two years lol (no shade I am in awe with how quickly Cybird releases their games and their English versions I hope staff is getting paid and treated well).

Glup shitto - The bookstore owner. His employees really just disappear into the night but when they come back he gives them back their jobs no questions asked. Respect. (I could also be remembering circumstances wrong but shhhh).

Poor little meow meow - Uhhh idk. I mean I do feel for Rio he is a bit of a meow meow but he’s not my fav. Nokto has meow meow vibes tbh I’ll go with it.

Horse plinko - Chevalier cause he’s irritating. It’s funny cause I expected to like him more than I did, but I underestimated his pompous attitude. So I’d make fun of him, in that Lizzy Bennet Darcy way expect I wouldn’t marry him I’d just talk smack. It’s okay we both like reading he’ll spare my life or whatever (I’m tired lol).

Eeby deeby - Sariel. Man activates my fight or flight instincts I swear. Like his character design is Like That.

Uhh for gay crimes they’re brothers so lol no. I guess the old king for being a manwhore and also a tyrant. He can’t mansplain or manipulate his way out of this one either.

Final Ranking

Blorbo - Kenshin, it’s Kenshin. I’m sorry this idiot is my fav I know I know look I’m trash leave me alone. He’s just going through it and I just… agsjdn

Scrunkly - Isaac has biggest scrunkly energy hands down

Scrimblo bimblo - Vincent. Honestly prolly most well adjusted relationship in all these games

Glup Shitto - Mitsuhide if you aren’t paying Kyubey well I’m personally coming after you

Poor little meow meow - Charles. Dude needs help lmao

Horse plinko - Chevalier cause it would be funng

Eeby deeby - Ancestral grudges aside let me throw Lancelot right into superhell

Sorry if this was wayyyy too long uhhh hope you like…??

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readerinsertfanfiction · 3 years

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Can I request Theo, Arthur and Napoleon from Ikeman Vampire with a female S/O who has trauma induced heterochromia from something like a BB gun accident? Feel free to do headcanons, but I’m happy with whatever you choose to do. Have a good day/night and thank you for reading!

Ooh, this is interesting! 🤔 I have heard of eye-trauma being able to lead to colour-blindness, but actually changing a colour is curious.

Fandom: Ikemen Vampire

Characters: Theodorus van Gogh, Arthur Conan Doyle & Napoleon Bonaparte

Theodorkus van Gogh

Sharp as ever Theo had quickly picked up on the trauma. As an art dealer he had developed a sharp sense for colours and the way one eye didn’t seem to quite match the other, just a slightest hint lighter, was one of the things he had noticed first upon meeting you. The rest followed later, what with your habit to squint that particular eye, or in the way you adjusted yourself to get a better view whenever Theo asked you to appraise something. He didn’t ask about it, much as he didn’t appreciate being asked about his traumas and scars. He waited, until one day when the two of you were lazing around on the couch, enjoying a nice day off.

“You mean to say that in the future you guys shape your toys after weapons?” Theo sounded disapproving as he questioned this, his dark blue eyes squinting as he tried to imagine a world where the loathed weapon was held in cheer.

“Sometimes we even put paint in them, so that we can play a game of pretend and see who is the best shot,” you shrugged, fingers lacing through his in a casual way before squeezing, “I got one in my eye, that hurt,” you sighed, rubbing the affected eye as you recalled the pain, “I was lucky that I didn’t lose my sight.”

The last part was mumbled, but didn’t escape the man who sat up, bringing you up as well as his fingers laced around your chin, pulling your eyes towards him.

The deep blues of his eyes shimmered as he stared you down, his lips pulled into a long line as a gentle finger lightly swiped over the skin underneath your injured eye.

“Domoor, who taught you to play with fire?” he scolds you, breaking the moment of tenderness, but you don’t miss out on the way his arms tighten around you as he pulls you closer.

Arthur Conan Doyle

Once upon a time Arthur had attempted a study of ophthalmology, knowledge he still retained somewhere in the back of his mind, though the German phrases haunted him more. It was still a nice piece of knowledge that he liked to flaunt once in a while, especially upon meeting you.

“Now, little darling,” he spoke, lifting your chin up with a finger as he brought you closer to him, “I dare to say that this isn’t a natural trait, but trauma-induced,” the author smiles handsomely at you as you puff an air right back into his face, eyes rolling as you release yourself.

“Yeah, BB-gun accident. Bullet grazed my eye, it hurt,” was your response, for once earning a startled response from the detective writer whose eyes widened as his lips puffed out into a little pout.

“A gun? Were you involved in a fight?” his question comes carefully as his voice drops, the signs of his trauma slipping out before he recovers himself, eyes bright once more as was his smile, “or did we get a wild kitten on hands?” he teases, and you can see the way he covers up his wounds before releasing a sigh.

“It was a game of paintball, where we pretend that we are in a fight. My protective glasses shattered,” came your explanation, short and impatient again, but at the same time so much more innocent than the author had expected it to be. It earned a slack of his jaw, the tension that Arthur was trying to hide releasing before his expression softens.

“A little pretension, huh?” he speaks, the memories of his experiences past haunting him. How the future had changed indeed.

Napoleon Bonaparte

“How did it happen?”

Straightforward as ever the former emperor wasted no time to question you, his eyes trained upon you and in particular on the eye with the faded colour.

“How did what happen?” you return the question, never quite following the beat in which Napoleon marched as the conqueror prods his lips forward, his finger tapping underneath his own eye mirroring yours.

“That eye, how did it lose its colour?” he explains and you blink, surprised that the man had noticed at all, for it was usually so faint.

“It is a scar tissue, not?” the man continues, “I have seen it before with soldiers who took a wound to the eye,” he explains and that’s when you realise how the man had recognised it. “Though, usually they lose their eyesight as well. Or when lucky, only the ability to see colour,” he sighs, undoubtedly reminiscing about the past.

“It was just a silly game of paintball. One of the paint bullets grazed my eye. It wasn’t too serious,” you dismiss the memory as Napoleon blinks at you, his own clear eyes seeking out yours before nodding.

“I suppose it is, if you are feeling so relaxed about it,” he smiles, but tenderly touches the lashes of the particular eye anyway. There was something rueful about the way he reached out to you, but nothing that he expressed out loud.

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