this is gonna be really funny or really fucking stupid
so @ohxfiddlesticks and i went on a lil midnight adventure so uh let’s begin shall we
also this is probably gonna be super long so uh
oh and quick thing the reason it’s in text format and not screenshots is they stopped saving past the seventh pic so uh
broadway trash:
i mean i can always rebrush
alrighty i’ll see if we have anything that’s the equivalent to ginger ale
therapissed:
Whoops
broadway trash:
i’m taking my phone time for a midnight adventure
except not really
it’s just bread
anyway
therapissed:
Yeah I’ll go try to get smth too
Bringing my phone
broadway trash:
*starts screeching out the mission impossible theme*
DUN DUN DUNNA DUN DUN DUNNA
BWANANAAAAA
therapissed:
We still have that lemon from last time lma o
broadway trash:
pfff
therapissed:
We have oatmeal cream pies
Which isn’t healthy probably but
Damn I really need an emoji keyboard for that shrug thing
broadway trash:
i’m like prancing around while trying to be super quiet
what is this ballerina superspy bullshit
therapissed:
Lmao
“I’m taking my phone time for a midnight adventure” It’s one lmao
Oh we have bread
Guess I’ll get that
broadway trash:
I JUST COLLAPSED INTO THE FUCKING PANTRY IM
therapissed:
Good job
broadway trasg:
also good lord everything is so loud at night like plate shush
therapissed:
Me @ the pantry door
And the fridge door
broadway trash:
i looked to my left and i thought someone was running at me i’m dying
pfff same
therapissed:
We have two radishes in the fridgs
Fridge
Why can’t I type fridge
broadway trash:
?????? well then
therapissed:
They’re just like
Laying there
Not in a container or anything
They’re just
*and this is where you imagine just two radishes sitting there in a fridge*
broadway trash:
i almost dropped everything i was carrying hoooooo golly that would’ve been BAAAAD
pffff
therapissed:
I have two slices of bread and an oatmeal cream pie how did you get so much
broadway trash:
??
what??
therapissed:
Idk you said “everything” you it seems like you had a lot
Idk my brainsbdndnsnnfndnd
broadway trash:
ohh
*slams face onto the stove*
nah i had some bread and got super hungry
so i decided fuck it i’m making a sandwich
and i almost dropped the condiments
and the plate
therapissed:
I could get saltine crackers
*faceplants onto crackers*
Oh ok
Me, making a sandwich: Ok we got the bread and mayonnaise that’s all i feel like getting
broadway trash:
pffff
therapissed:
Mayonnaise sandwich i guess
I found a ginger ale do you want it
broadway trash:
sure
therapissed:
*throws vaguely in your direction*
broadway trash:
pfff thanks
therapissed:
Yw
It landed about 200 miles from you though
Sorry
broadway trash:
i misread that as the “uwu” face
therapissed:
Lmao
broadway trash:
oh well
i need the exercise anyway
therapissed:
“Here’s to happiness freedom and life” I hear through my earbuds as I make a mayonnaise sandwich at 1:10 AM
broadway trash:
pffff
same whoops
ok the sandwich has been gotten
now i want chocolate milk
therapissed:
I filled my water bottle and forgot to bring it to the event lmao
I’ll grab it when I go up
broadway trash:
welp
ok
i feel like i’m about to get murdered
every fucking noise is making me jump help
something’s moving around down the hallway
THE LIGHTS JUST WENT OUT
FUCK
IM A GONER
therapissed:
Hey no that’s my job
Being scared of everything
broadway trash:
wtf when did i get mustard on my shirt
therapissed:
Pfffft
broadway trash:
where are the ghosts
therapissed:
Shshshhshshsshshs
broadway trash:
mother of fuck the towel keeps falling from its place
therapissed:
SHUDH
broadway trash:
STAY ON THE FUCKING COUNTER YOU DEMON
therapissed:
SHUSH
SVUSHSSDHHHHHH
broadway trash:
SORRY
therapissed:
ITS OK
MY HOUSE IS FUCKING CREEPY THO IM DYING SHUS H
broadway trash:
alrighty i’m still fucking hungry
guess this is what happens when you eat nothing for a whole day
wtf i forgot i had a light switch right next to me i was standing here paranoid in the dark for a decade doing nothing
therapissed:
Lmao
Where’s my water bottle
One sec
broadway trash:
okie then
MOTHER OF FUCK MICROWAVE BE QUIETER
actually y’know what fuck it
*throws microwave out the window*
uuuuuuugh it’s so fucking ominous
i feel like i’m about to get sacrificed
kill me now
therapissed:
My bottle was in the sink under a few things but still full for some reason and when I took it out I died it was so loud
broadway trash:
eH
therapissed:
Yo do you wanna see ominous
broadway trash:
uhh sure
therapissed:
One second lemme get back downstairs bc I’m in my room right now
broadway trash:
okie
*now imagine a staircase, like the kind from a horror movie*
broadway trash:
fUCK
therapissed:
There’s two lights on this stairwell and they turn on one at a time slowly
broadway trash:
ok i just grabbed the biggest knife we have
therapissed:
And that plastic up there?
It moves a lot even if there’s only a fan on downstairs
Also that pic doesn’t have all the stairs
And to the right of me I have this
broadway trash:
YEEZUS
aAH NOISES
FUCK YOU DEMON
YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
*ok now just imagine a black screen, like a void or something idk*
broadway trash:
it’s just
dark
therapissed:
That’s to the right of me
Ik
Bc the lights are off
broadway trash:
CHRIST ON A BIKE WHY IS THE NIGHT SO SCARY
therapissed:
And my kitchen spans one side of the entire house (fuck you open-floor plans) and it uses three light switches to light it up and it’s really creepy bc smth could come from either direction while you’re making food and you wouldn’t know
And behind me where I was making was a really big window lmao
broadway trash:
oh god
i legislation just yelled “HONEY CALM DOWM” save meeeeee ;-;
legislation
good fucking job me
therapissed:
Pfffft
broadway trash:
NOISES
HOLD ON
KNIFE WHERE ARE YOUUUU ;-;
I JUST GRABBED THE FUCKING BLADE OW
therapissed:
I’m eating in my room which is still creepy but like fuck no not the kitchen
broadway trash:
wow i’m a real fuckup when scared
therapissed:
Same
What are you eating btw
broadway trash:
chicken whoops
there was a single chicken breast in a bag so
therapissed:
At 1:30
broadway trash:
y e p
therapissed:
Lmao
I somehow put too much mayonnaise on this sandwich I’m dying
broadway trash:
ok so so far i almost broke a plate, got scared of a light, almost stabbed myself in the hand, and almost dropped my glass which is still full of milk
my night is going derek
swell**
who the fuck is derek
therapissed:
Pffffft
broadway trash:
maybe he’s the thing making all the noises
if it’s not him it better fucking be my cat
therapissed:
I feel like I’m gonna one day haunt this house and people will just hear the weird laughter of me texting people
broadway trash:
pfff yes
and same acutally
bob:
i was literally gone for like thirty minutes what happened
broadway trash:
oH SHIT HI BOB
therapissed:
Lmao
bob:
oml
therapissed:
We scavenged for food and died of fright seventeen times
bob:
i
therapissed:
We’re like those fainting goats
bob:
y’all need a supervisor
broadway trash:
i just started cackling for no reason help
bob:
like an actual supervisor
broadway trash:
is derek possessing me
bob:
I’m hiring a babysitter omg
therapissed:
Bob you’re our supervisor duh
bob:
i was literally gone for thirty minutes
bob sent a video.
therapissed:
HDHSNFNDNSJF
bob:
this is literally what happened inn the last thirty minutes
omg
why
also jemmy u ok
therapissed:
Wait lemme find a video of fainting goats bc that’s what’s been happening to us
broadway trash:
THAT WAS ON FULL VOLUME I THINK I WOKE MY NEIGHBORHOOD UP DAMMIT ME
am i ever ok
oh fuck
my chocolate milk got all over the stove ;-;
nOISES-
bob:
i
oh my god
broadway trash:
MY SISTER JUST SCARED ME SO BAD
I ALMOST KILLED A BITCH
bob:
ok
also fiddlesticks I’m going to call u tommy
unless u want another nickname
therapissed:
HOLY FUCK I JUST FOUND A CALL OF THE WILDMAN VIDEO IM CACKLIN G
That’s fine
broadway trash:
my sister thought i was crying
bob:
y’all need a babysitter
and r u crying
or r u laughing
broadway trash:
no i was like
nervously cackling
bob:
oohok
broadway trash:
i think derek’s possessing me
bob:
ok
therapissed sent a video.
bob:
tell derek it’s bedtime
broadway trash renamed the group “Flagelise, Bucko, Tim, and Bob (and Derek???), the best truer friendshit that lives on Mt. Guf and is made up of beginner crocodiles and trrible draaings that canr tyoe wayways and definitely aren’t suspicious so don’t be suspicious rup lmal iips”
therapissed:
TIM I FOUND US OMG
broadway trash:
derek is our new demon friend
bob:
please tell ur new demon friend it’s past bedtime
therapissed:
Dude: *sneezes*
Us: *dies*
I forgot how ridiculous that show was
I think the dude died by crocodile though
broadway trash:
e H
wow now i’m sad ;-;
trerapissed:
Sorry
But
Are we fainting goats or are we fainting goats
broadway trash:
no
we’re fainting goats
therapissed:
Good argument
I take my statement back
Bob where’d you go we’re gonna die without you
broadway trash renamed the group “Flagelise, Bucko, Tim, and Bob (and Derek???), the best truer friendshit that lives on Mt. Guf and is made up of beginner crocodiles, trrible draaings, and fainting goats that canr tyoe wayways and definitely aren’t suspicious so don’t be suspicious rup lmal iips”
therapissed:
Lma o
Oh
Call, 3s
bob:
what
broadway trash:
WAS THAT ME SORRY
wait what
therapissed:
Nvm
broadway trash:
oh what i’m confused
therapissed:
I forgot lmao
Tim are you still eating or
broadway trash:
no i’m brushing my teeth
therapissed:
Okie dokie
I love TGC’s Tony performance wtf
broadway trash:
i almost fell into the bathtub help
therapissed:
.
Fainting goat
bob:
what are y’all doing
therapissed:
We are literally fainting goats personified wtf
broadway trash:
i’m dying
bob:
jemmy no
jemmy please
tommy don’t encourage this please
therapissed:
I’m not
Not trying to at least
broadway trash:
I JUST DROPPED MY PHONE IT WAS SO LOUD
IM SNORTING HELP
bob:
omg
therapissed:
WTF TIM
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN G
bob:
i love u all but what
broadway trash:
MY SISTER SCARED ME
therapissed:
TIM WHY
broadway trash:
HEY BLAME HER NOT ME
therapissed:
You are a disaster
But so am I
So it’s fine
broadway trash:
YEA NO SHIT HONEY
bob:
how does ur sister scare you so often
u were literally in the bathroom
broadway trash:
I GET SCARED EASILY
WHY DO YOU THINK I HAD A BIG ASS KITCHEN KNIFE WHILE I WAS EATING A SANDWICH
bob:
why did u have a knife if u know u get scared easily
therapissed:
Bc she gets scared easily
bob:
doesn’t that mean ur chances of stabbing someone rises
therapissed:
But
broadway trash:
ye but
therapissed:
She didn’t want to be stabbed by someone else
broadway trash:
ye
bob:
ur literally in ur own house
broadway trash:
IM PARANOID OK
bob:
ok fine
but no more knife
therapissed:
Yes more knives
All of the knives
bob:
no more knives
broadway trash:
they’re right in my kitchen??
therapissed:
ALL OF THEM
bob:
tommy no
therapissed:
Tommy yes
bob:
tommy n o
broadway trash:
and i have like two pocket knives in my room?
therapissed:
Tommy y e s
bob:
ok jemmy 1) no and 2) tommy wtf
therapissed:
;)
bob:
g r o u n d e d
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