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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

#oh my god.

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Save me, Alf

Alf.. save me

Alf

When I can’t draw, I turn to Alf. Screenshot redraws this time. I really like it when he uses a phone.

#Alf!

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one of my favourite answers to "where are they now?" asked about 80s new wave bands is "the reclusive singer/guitarist fucked off to a village in spain and possibly became an olive farmer"

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Measured in letters, not syllables. Please do *not* put your deadname in the tags, I don't want to know that

#went from 6 to 3 👍

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in spore creating the coolest beasts of all time

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Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

#i wish i could gleek on command #it’s such a funny word btw

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the changes I've been noticing in food on top of inflation...the worsening of textures...smaller packaging...the loss of flavor as companies reformulate with cheaper ingredients for the sake of profit

#yesterday i took a bite of the worst ever enchilada i had to throw it away pronto #the texture of the chicken was like… grainy and stringy

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POV i am feeding you rice

#??? #all bets zaroff

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You considered me racist and blocked me yet you let DieWhiteWoman reblog from you?

it's german for thewhitewoman

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i hope when gen alpha gets older we see a sudden swift surge in skibidi toilet gay headcanons. and they have their own skibidi toilet sonas that have paws and furrifyed features. and there’s discourse on whcih skibidi are morally correct to ship together. and the big art style revival of the given decade this is happening is liek sfm animations and i say i want this in a completely neutral way. not for it or against it. i just think it would be interesting to examine from afar as an outsider and smoek my biiiig pipe and laugh and shake my head not in condemnation but in bemusement ……. think about it…

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Elephant Trunk Snake aka Javan File Snake (Acrochordus javanicus), family Acrochordidae, Malaysia

photograph by Bryce Trevett

#REAL TSUCHINOKO!!!

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Here’s to hoping that every single person with schizophrenia or a schizoaffective disorder or DID or NPD or any other ridiculously demonized mental illnesses has a wonderful day

#❤️

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who the hell sent me the komaeda ask

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wall of uigi

Fun fact: Before I really knew about selfshipping beyond sans fangirl flipaclip animations, I did occasionally think about being with wall-of-uigi. That’s how strong the obsession was back then.

#all bets zaroff

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Nagito Komaeda

I couldn’t do that he belongs to sans only. sorry.

#all bets zaroff

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This picture of a UPS worker delivering a package on 9/11 right after the second tower was hit is so fascinating to me. I totally would have used two buildings being blown up and the city infrastructure pausing as an excuse to not do my job. Just go back to the depot and call it a day. But no he’s bravely delivering that Backstreet Boys poster or whatever while everyone else stares at the buildings behind him in shock. Went “Well, that sucks. Can’t do anything about it I guess.”

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Ok y’all in asks gimme a fictional character to ship me with! No Vinny that’s cheating.

#mutuals PLEASE #og tags: #no christine either that’s also cheating even tho i don’t ship with her