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super-unpredictable98 · 1 year

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Midnight Strikes (Robert Sheehan RPF)

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Warning: strong language

a/n: Just letting everyone who left me a request know, I'm working on them and thank you so much for all the lovely ideas <3

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I can't wait to get out of here, it's so fuckin hot!

Your boyfriend texted around seven. It was your one year anniversary, but he had to work. Of course you understood, his job was demanding, but he loved it and so did you. Robert was meant to be home by eight, so you had everything ready for the celebration.

There was a lasagna ready to go in the oven, homemade garlic bread, and cake for dessert. You prepared the bathroom with candles and a bath bomb so he could relax after dinner, the whole flat was spotless and you picked his favorite dress to wear.

Twenty minutes passed, you put your romantic dish in the oven and set a timer before heading to the bedroom to get ready. The dress was blue and looked like something Donna would wear in Mamma Mia, very light and flowy. The makeup you chose was very simple and discreet, and the hair was also not too extravagant. You even got a new set of lingerie matching the dress for the occasion.

Rob's gift was waiting for him on the sofa, a few books he'd been talking about in the last few months.

You waited until the lasagna was done and turned the oven off, leaving it in there so it would be nice and warm. You checked if the champagne you got for the celebration was chilled and set the table.

When it was all prepared, you looked at the time on your phone, it was 8:05. You grinned in anticipation, deciding where you wanted to sit to wait for your boyfriend who should be coming through the door very soon.

Unfortunately, that's not how it went... 8:05 turned into 8:45, turned into 9:20, turned into 10:00. By then the lasagna was for sure cold and it wasn't even time for dinner anymore.

You sent texts during this time, but there was no response, which elicited a mix of worry and anger stirring in your chest, adding to the hunger that was pretty bad already.

Finally, at 10:25 the door opened and Rob walked in looking like hell. He was sweaty (more than usual), his hair was messy, there was eyeliner smeared around his eyes and he grunted as he usually did when his back was in pain.

"So nice of you to join..." you said, looking up from your book

"Shit, I knew I was late but I didn't know it was that bad," he checked his phone. "I didn't even see it, I just ran as fast as I could when they said I could go home, the tube was packed."

"There's bath stuff in the bathroom, but the candles are probably all melted by now," you folded your arms, absolutely furious even if you knew it wasn't his fault.

Robert left his shoes by the door, walked up to the couch, and sat on the floor in front of you. He had that puppy look on his face, but didn't talk at first, knowing you probably had more to say.

"I worked on this shit all day for us to have a nice time and celebrate, by the time you're done with your shower and everything else we'll have an hour left in our anniversary at best!" Your voice cracked as you spilled the words. "That isn't fair, I know it was work and you didn't have a choice, I'm just frustrated! I already have to share you with the world, I can't even get a proper anniversary dinner."

He listened quietly as you let out your anger and on your own arrived to the conclusion that there was nothing he could've done to make things different if he wanted to keep his job. He then made sure you were done before taking your hands in his and kissing each knuckle.

"I understand how frustrating that is, I'm sorry things didn't work out."

"I know... I am too," you sighed, seeing him so calm kinda forced you to calm down as well, it was quite nice actually.

"If you wanna celebrate another day with something different, I get it. But if you'd like to try, I can shower really quickly and we can have our dinner. Tomorrow I have the day off and I'm not leaving your side. I'll even hold your hand as you go to the toilet."

You laughed, he just knew how to de-escalate the situation. He wasn't always like that, but the talent to make you no longer mad was definitely there.

Robert took a shower and changed into something nice, not a suit, but nice by his hippie standards. He even put on a scarf and fixed his hair to look just the way you like it.

"You look so handsome," you smiled, holding out the gift box for him. "I hope you like it."

He opened it and his eyes lit up. "Thank you, y/n! So comforting to know you're listening when I'm rambling about books and movies and shit," he chuckled. "Now it's my turn."

Rob opened his bag by the door and pulled out a plastic bag, not a very promising wrapping job, but when you opened it, you forgot all about that. Inside there was the white and blue coat Klaus wears for season two of Umbrella Academy. Every detail was perfect, even the embroidery work.

"Robbie! This is so beautiful, I can't believe you did this."

"You always mention how much you love these outfits so I had a replica made in your size," he grinned proudly. "I was between this and the black furry one from season one, but I'll get that one for your birthday."

You pulled him into a fierce hug, he really put so much care into it, he certainly looked forward to this night as much as you did. Suddenly, the time didn't matter anymore, all that mattered was that he was there.

"Thanks for being understanding today," Rob murmured, taking your hand as he happily ate his dinner. He was clearly starved from waiting so long.

"It wasn't your fault, don't worry about it."

"Hey, can I tell you a secret?" He asked with a little smirk.

"What?" You chuckled, half expecting some joke or gag, but he just took your hand and brought it to his lips again.

"It was past midnight when I asked you to be my girlfriend."

"What? No it wasn't!" You gasped.

He nodded as he chewed, completely sure of what he was saying. "I'm serious, my bedside clock was wrong, I remember cause I had to change it after I was late for work the next day. So technically, it's still our anniversary."

"Oh... happy anniversary then."

"Happy anniversary, love."

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bitchinbarzal · 1 year

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lulu’s summer prompts 💘

it’s summer! so for the next week you can request prompts from my prompt list 🌼🤍

rules;

when requesting please send in the full prompt and not just the number. this makes it easier for me, the writer. if you don't do this and just send the number your request will be deleted no questions asked.

you can find my list of who I write for here

1. "you're so cute." "what did you just say?" "I said you look like a boot"

2. "yeah, okay, so what if i dreamt about kissing you? don't we all do that to our best friends? …..no? what do you mean no?"

3. "you're cute." "what?" " said you look like a fruit." "that doesn't even make any sense."

4. "how do i know if i have a crush on someone?" "well, you can't stop thinking about them, you feel strange when they're around, and then you want to- why are you looking at me like that."

5. " I can't get you out of my head." "..thanks?"

6. "would it be weird if i kissed you? be honest." "honestly? yes. do i care? no."

7. "¡ feel strange when you're around." "do you have a fever or something?"

8. "just to clarify: me holding your hand doesn't, like, mean anything, by the way. not in that way, at least. unless you want it to mean something. i don't mind. that's cool."

9. "this sounds like you're flirting with me." "..i have been trying to do that for three years now."

10. "What, did you think I kissed you all these times because I was doing it for the shits and giggles?" "…Let's be real, you did have a lot of fun shoving your tongue down my throat in public."

11. "Oh my God, why are you crying? Does me liking you disgust you that much?" "No, you dumbass, it's because you like me back but I spent all of this time thinking you'd never like me that way!"

12. "Look, we can pretend I never confessed if it means you'll stay-" "What?! No! You can't just take back your confession! That's such a coward move and l'II not allow that! Especially when I feel the same way towards you."

13. "I'll get over you. I promise. These feelings, they're- they're only temporary, I swear I’ll get over you. Just please don't leave me-" "Did you ever think, that maybe, I don't want you getting over me? What if I don't want these feelings to be only temporary? That maybe I... Like you, too?"

14. "I didn't mean to fall for you." "And neither did I." "..Fucking pardon?"

15. Classic "there was only one bed"

16. Alternatively, there was only one couch

17. Having to share one blanket, fighting over it the whole night.

18. There's only one pillow, and neither of you can sleep without one. You both end up using each half of the pillow to rest your head on, causing your faces to be only a few inches apart.

19. All other seats are taken, so you both have to squeeze into one chair.

20. Wanting to borrow the same book but there's only one copy of it available at the library. After arguing over who will get it, you both decide to share it and study together.

21. "Oh no... what did we do?"

22. "Hi! You need to leave."

23."I'm sorry.. who are you?"

24."Ugh...I drank so much."

25. "I can't believe I did this again." / "I can't believe we did this again."

26. "Where are your clothes?"

27. "…I'm sore in such weird places."

28. "Hey, sorry! I'm gonna go. Right now."

29. "You didn't seem like you were having such a bad time last night”

30. "I think this was a mistake."

31. "It was always you."

32. "Can you just hold my hand?"

33. "I wished every day to hold you once more."

34. "There is something between us and it is the most beautiful thing I have ever felt."

35. "If I could stay here with you forever, I would."

36. "You are the first thing on my mind, the last thought before sleep”

37. "You made me feel weak."

38. "I didn't mean to love you so much."

39. "You were the only person I thought I could trust."

40. "You promised you wouldn't forget me.

41. "I don't have anyone else."

42. "I thought you still loved me."

43. "You never cared that you broke my heart."

44. "It wasn't supposed to end this way."

45. "Please just stay with me. For one moment at least."

46. "You're leaving now?"

47. "You didn't miss me at all?»

48. "I can't love you anymore."

49. "I wish I was sorry."

50. "Did I ever really matter to you?"

51. "Admit that you're wrong!"

52. "Do not compare yourself to me."

53. "My hate for you runs deeper than your ego."

54. "You left me!"

55. "You will never know how I feel."

56. "Liar!"

57. "I wish you were dead."

58. "You will regret this."

59. "Get away from me!"

60. "I don't know you anymore."

61. “She's not yours.”

62. " It wasn't meant to go this far. I swear. "

63. "Please, not now."

64. " You were ready to leave me for her. "

65. " There is no us, there never was.

66. "Why didn't you tell me? "

67. " If lies keep spewing from those lips then i'm walking out that door.

68. " Shut up. "

69. "Are you ever going to listen? "

70. " Don't leave me. Don't you dare leave me. "

71. " You know for a fucking fact that wasn't supposed to happen. "

72. " Sort yourself out first.

73. " Shhh. I know. "

74. " Tell me a story. "

75. " Leave. Before we wake up regretting what we've done. "

76. " All he ever did was use you. Why can't you see that? "

77. "You think this will make me stay? "

78. " You thought this was real? "

79. " My mum asked about you again. "

80. " Alcohol's the only constant in my life. "

81. " Sirf tum hi ho "

82. " He already knows. "

83. " I was doing fine. Really, and then you waltz back in like you didn't break my heart”

84. " You're married!! "

85. " You deserve so much better. "

#lulu’s summer prompts

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romanticly-yours · 1 year

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100 questions abt me:

1. What is your best friends name? I don’t have one

2. Year you were born in? 2011

3. What are you listening to right now? Lucy In The Sky With Dimonds by The Beatles

4. Whats your favorite number? 7

5. What was the last thing you ate? Cake

6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Purple

7. How is the weather right now? Cold

8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? My godfathers

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Hair

10. Do you have a significant other? In my dreams

11. Favorite TV show? Daria

12. Siblings? 2

13. Height? 5'1

14. Hair color? brown

15. Eye Color? Brown

16. Do you wear contacts? no

17. Favorite Holiday? Ieroween

18. Month? June

19. Have you ever cried for no reason? Ofc

20. What was the last movie you watched? Twighlight

21. Favorite Day of the Year? halloween

22. Favorite season? fall

23. Fav anime? Ouran Highschool Host Club

24. Hugs or Kisses? I’ve Never Been Kissed™ but I’d love to have cheek kissed over hugs

25. Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla

26. Do you read? Ofc

27. Fav fanfic trope? Older brother of best friend

28. Fandoms you're in? MCR, FOB, PATD, Paramore

29. What books are you reading? The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

30. Piercings? ears

31. Favorite movies? The Perks Of Being A Wallflower or Almost Famous

32. Fav song rn? Gypsy-Fleetwood Mac

33. What were u doing before this? Tumblr

34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? Butter

37. Dogs or cats? both

38. Favorite flower? Roses

39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? who hasn’t

40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex? I used too

41. Have you ever loved someone? Yeah

42. Who would you like to see right now? DamonFizzy or GWay

43. Pizza or tacos? Pizza

44. Pronouns? She/her

45. Do you like to travel by plane? No

46. Right-handed or Left-handed? right

47. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2

48. Are you missing someone? Yes

49. Do you have a Tattoo? No

50. Anybody on myspace that you'd go on a date with? No

51. Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? If it’s open I don’t bother closing it

52. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? Yes

53. Do you use neos? No

54. Do you have a typing quirk? Yes, sadly

55. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No but my dad has, I want too

56. Who do you think reads these? me!!

57. Spotify or Apple music? Apple Music bcz my dad pays 4 it

58. Where are you? my bed

59. What's your plan for the day? sleep, school, shower

60. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? No

61. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yes

62. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yes

63. What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in? Sweat n sour soucs

64. Last person you hugged/kissed? My mom

65. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? No

66. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Monday

67. Are you lazy? Yes

68. Are you stubborn? Yes

69. Who is better...Markiplier or Jack? I never watched either of them

70. Are you neurodivergent? never diagnosed

71. Afraid of heights? yes

72. Do you think musicals are cheesy? yes but I’m still in theatre so

73. Is Christmas stressful? yes

74. Coke or pepsi? Pepsi

75. Major annoyance right now? My cds are at my grandmas in a different city

76. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Vet

77. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes

78. Ever have a deja-vu feeling? All the time

79. Do you take a medication daily? My iron medication

80. Wear slippers? no

81. What do you wear to bed? comfy clothes idk

82. OTP 4ever? i still don’t know what otp means

83. Worst fandom you been in? Danganronpa

84. Cheetos Or Doritos? Cheetos, the skinny ones

85. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower seeds

86. Ever hear of, "dn"? Deez nuts

87. Ever taken martial arts? no

88. Hair up or down? down

89. Can you curl your tongue? Yes

90. Tiktok or vine? Musically

91. Ever cried because you were so happy? Probably

92. Minecraft or Roblox? Idk

93. Did you have a gacha-life phase? Yes

94. Regularly burn incense? What

95. Ever been in love? Yes

96. Hot tea or cold tea? sweet tea !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

97. What type of kid were you? I was always the weird kid, I still am

98. Are you silly or goofy? goofy forsure

99. Milfs or Dilfs? no

100. What type of mom are you? I haven’t even had my first boyfriend yet

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missvenablesgrey · 2 years

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Hello! First Post!!

Below I will paste some ideas I've been thinking of. Please comment below the corresponding number and character you'd like to read about. If you also have any additional information regarding the request, don't be afraid to add that to your comment. Thanks!!

1.) We met at a party, and I got your number, but my friend deleted it, and I have no idea how to get in touch with you. Then, I run into you at the most random place ever.

2.) l fell asleep on your shoulder during an airplane ride, and I'm mortified, because we've never met. But you tell me it's fine, and offer to buy me coffee.

3.) l work in a bookstore, and you always come in, read a book, and leave. My boss is annoyed that you never buy anything, but I've started making a list of recommendations. Now, how to give it to you without seeming weird....

4.)We're the last ones left in the theater after an amazing movie, so I ask you what your favorite part was.

5.) I'm lost in a random small town and you show me around

6.) I accidentally broke into your apartment because i was drunk

7.) We get seated next to each other on a delayed flight

8.) Co-stars whose characters date each other on the show

9.)Strangers or friends pretending to date because ______

10.) I accidentally found and read your diary

11.) I didn't know you were my teacher

12.) My neighbour keeps ordering weird shit but they don't want to face the mailperson's judgement so they keep using my address instead

escaped to the laundry room to avoid hearing my roommates having extremely loud sex only to find you're here doing the same thing

13.) I lost my asshole friends in this club and kind of drunk and you're kind of gorgeous. please help me

14.) I work at the animal shelter and you always come in to pet the cats when you're sad

15.) We both have friends who party too hard and we keep running into each other in the bathroom while we hold their hair back

16.) I work at Chuck E. Cheese and your son is having a huge birthday party

17.) Our sons are on rival sports teams and I've made it my life goal to cheer louder than you

18) Someone gave me a fake phone number and it's actually yours

19.) We met for the first time right in the dentist's waiting room right after i got my wisdom teeth removed

20.) I called you at 2am because I cannot handle the child I am babysitting and you're a parental figure, come here and save me from this hell

21.) There was a jerk harassing me and you tried to defend me even if you don't know me and OH MY GOD YOU'RE CUTE

22.) You're my next door neighbor and I accidentally saw you through my window dancing stupidly to your favorite song and now I think I'm in love

23.) You're my waiter/waitress and I'm on a date with an asshole and you decided to help me get out of this date.

24.) I'm on a balcony at Some dudes party and you just started loudly quoting Some Romeo and Juliet at me from below.

25.) Having to share a bed

o building a wall of pillows between them

o they still wake up tangled in each other anyway

o person A calms person B down when they wake up gasping

o person A soothing them by stroking their hair and forehead till they fall asleep in their arms

o person A keeps snoring and person B kicks them every time

o person A hogs all the covers and person B's solution is to spoon them

o the two of them smelling of each other when they wake up

o the pair acting like the intimacy they shared at night never happened the next day

#sarah paulson #sarah paulson fanfiction #Miss Venable #SP #one shot #ahs coven #ahs hotel #ahs murder house #ahs asylum #ahs cult #ahs apocolaypse #ahs double feature #ahs roanoke #ahs roleplay #fanfic #Sarah Paulson One Shot

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kynikoisto · 4 years

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GETTING TO KNOW MYSELF✨

1. Museum date or aquarium date? Why?

Museum dates because being surrounded by such environment feels like going back in time and I would love to learn the meaning behind every art pieces.

2. Describe your favorite type of weather.

Cold rainy season. Perfect for reading a good book, sipping hot choco, covered with heavy blankets.

3. Name a subject/topic you know a lot about.

4. Do you have any friends or know anyone with the same name as you?

I know a girl who happen to have the same name as I am as her second name back in SH.

5. What’s something most people love that you hate?

Attention.

6. Who knows the most about you personally?

7. If you could create ANY mix-up or mythical animal and have it be brought to life, what would it be?

Dragons and Phoenix.

8. Do you think everyone in our lives serves a purpose, or are some people just there?

I believe our lives serve a purpose or else life is just depressing. And by depressing, I mean lacking motivation. And boring.

9. How do you feel about getting your picture taken?

Uncomfortable but still doing it anyway for the sake of capturing memories I can look to when I'm older.

10. Any guilty pleasure/s?

Procrastinating 😒

11. What is your favorite Studio Ghibli film and why?

Haven't watch everything yet but so far I really like Spirited Away.

12. Do you always make eye contact with people when you’re speaking to them?

I try to.

13. Have you ever self-harmed?

N E V E R in a million years.

14. What’s the nicest compliment you’ve ever been given?

Can't remember if there's any but it feels good to be called "smart" or "intelligent".

15. Have you felt butterflies in your stomach today?

I was about to say, "Sadly, no." but then I remember watching tiktok and saw a Hyunjin edit saying "I love everything about you." and the feels was sending me! 😭❤️💖 It feels as if it was directed to me. 😢💞 He was actually reading a comment and then he asked, "You love everything about me?" then he had that cute little smile on his face uwuuu I just want to protect him at all cost 💪🤧

16. Did anyone/anything get on your nerves today?

Yes! haha it's about the prisoner who escaped and I was thinking about how dumb the police officers who ordered him to go out to "fetch some water". 🤦‍♀️

17. Is there something you currently want, that you can’t have?

18. Who was the last person to make you feel embarrassed or uncomfortable?

One of my classmates.

19. Think of the last film you watched. Who was your favorite character in it?

Jo March from Little Women 😊

20. What are you known for?

21. What is something you are skeptical about?

22.If you have a job, do you prefer morning shifts or evening shifts?

I'm nocturnal. I'm more creative at nights so evening shifts it is.

23. What is something you are most confident about?

How about something you're really insecure about?

My competency.

24. What do you think in general of girls with short hair? How about guys with long hair?

Absolutely gorgeous! 💖✨

25. With films in languages you do not speak, do you prefer a dub or a subtitle?

Subtitle.

26. If you wear makeup, what are your preferred brands?

27. What part of a person's body do you usually find the most attractive?

Neck and arms.

28. What/which music are you currently listening to?

Classical.

29. Do you find smoking unattractive?

It depends on which context it was used for. Because in art, it looks good as it adds personality and mystery but I don't like it in-person knowing I could be a second-hand smoker which is dangerous for my health.

30. What was the last thing you looked up on Google?

Eating chipmunk or squirrel.

31. What is the 10th picture in your phone gallery?

Sleeping Pumpkin – my cat.

33. What job would you be terrible at and what job would you be good at?

32. Would you ever dye your hair an unnatural color?

Of course!

34. Do you think forgiveness is mandatory to move on from something?

35. What did you think was cool when you were younger?

"I thought jejemon was cool." 💀

36. Is there a place that makes you sad to return to?

My elementary and jh school. It reminds me of all the disappointments I've been through and I have a lot of bad memories in there.

37. What's the best advice anyone has ever given you?

Can't remember the exact words but it goes like, "If you have that passion. If you have that fire in you. No matter how small or big it is. As long as you still have it. I believe you can do anything that you set your mind into." by Felix.

38. Have you ever treated someone badly just because someone else treated you badly?

Guilty

39. What's your favorite lyric from your favorite song right now?

I'm always looking for my way with the blueprint

The answers the world has given to me are wrong

I always dream of my blueprint coming true

I'll proudly achieve my dream

My future is bright

- Blueprint by Stray Kids

40. What was the last thing that completely took your breath away?

41. Is it true that if you can't love yourself, you can't love another?

I believe so.

42. What's the most positive thing you could say to yourself right now?

43. What time of the day feels the most magical to you?

17:20

44. Were you a cute baby?

👉👈

45. Is there something you wish you had said sorry for, but never did?

46. What is any creative talent you wish you had?

Musical talent, please! 🙏

47. Do you think you'd make a good teacher? Why or why not?

I don't know. It's not my passion and am very impatient but whenever someone asks me about something and I somehow know a lot about it and share it to them, I could go all in and get very hype about it but it looks like they get bored so easily so I just immediately stop and take a step back. So I'm always not able to share all the knowledge that I have and try not to go dig deeper when explaining stuff because all my efforts are only going to go to waste if they're not interested. And eventually things could also get to the point where someone thinks I'm a "know-it-all" when I'm certainly not.

48. Do you think it's possible to fix a "broken" relationship?

49. If you chose to get a tattoo what would it be and where would you want it?

Haven't thought about it yet.

50. When was the last time you stayed up past midnight and what were you up to?

Now. Looking for that beautiful inspiring words Lee Felix said years ago but I can't find it on the internet. Why???!

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noelevangilinecarson · 6 years

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A List of Random Questions to ask Random People at Random Times

1. Have you ever used a typewriter/do you prefer typing on a computer or on a typewriter?

2. Is the truth really out there?

3. Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials?

4. What is/was your favorite subject in school?

5. Why did you decide to take the job you're in?

6. What was the most influential moment of your life?

7. What is your dream job?

8. What is the greatest social problem in America? The world?

9. How much longer do you think the human race will survive?

10. How much longer do you think life will survive on Earth?

11. Do you think there are intelligent lifeforms on Earth besides humans?

12. How often do you wash behind your ears?

13. When was the last time you took a hike?

14. What was your least favorite subject in school?

15. Do you know how to write in cursive?

16. Do you prefer to write in cursive or manuscript?

17. Do you have a favorite book? Which one?

18. How old do you think you'll be when you die?

19. In a game of Truth or Dare, which would you choose?

20. Ideally, what could be the greatest achievement of mankind?

21. What do you expect to never end, and why do you think it won't end?

22. Are you ticked off about anything right now?

23. What's your favorite food?

24. What's your favorite genre of music?

25. What's your favorite TV show?

26. What is your painfully honest opinion of me?

27. What was your first impression of me?

28. If there was any question you could have answered, what would it be?

29. What is your dream job?

30. Do you prefer cats or dogs?

31. What is the meaning of life?

32. Where do you see yourself in five years? Ten?

33. Have you ever traveled out of the country?

34. Did you ever take a really great trip that all other trips now have to live up to?

35. Do you think that last question was too long?

36. When was the last time you laughed until tears streamed down from your eyes?

37. Who is your favorite author?

38. Are you an interesting person?

39. Are you talkative?

40. Do you ever expect to have kids/ do you have kids and how many?

41. Where were you born?

42. How do you like this weather?

43. What is your favorite season>

44. Do you like musicals? Favorite show?

45. What is your favorite childhood memory?

46. What is the most painful injury you've ever sustained?

47. Are you in a fandom? Which one

48. If you could be animal, which one would you be and why?

49. What is your opinion of Valentine's Day?

50. What is your greatest weakness? (Suggestion: bubble wrap)

51. Who is your fictional hero?

52. Who is your hero in general?

53. Do you like chocolate chip cookies?

54. Why is poop brown?

55. Do you give good hugs?

56. If you could go back and change any one thing what would it be and how would you change it?

57. Is there any relationship that has been damaged that you'd like to mend?

58. What is the best job you ever had?

59. Can you name and answer (for yourself) all there questions the Bridgekeeper repeats?

60. Do you have any pets? If so, what are they?

61. What is your favorite pair of shoes?

62. Did you realize that saying 'ask me anything' opened such a wide variety of questions?

63. What's the most wonderful thing about your family?

64. What is one skill you wish you had/could learn?

65. Can you tell me a joke?

66. What's the scariest ting you've done in the last year? Ever?

67. What is your biggest fear?

68. Do you know what your purpose is in life?

69. Did you know that some of these questions would be so hard?

70. Have you ever read a book with multiple chapters in one sitting?

71. What was used to clean up your scrapes and cuts when you were little?

72. Who do you think is the coolest dead person?

73. Who do you think is the coolest living person?

74. Do you have any music related jokes or puns like hashtag sharp?

75. Do you like poetry?

76. Do you know why the Jeopardy crunch time song is so cheery?

77. What is your favorite movie/book/tv genre?

78. Did/do you play any sports?

79. There's a weeping angel coming after you! What do you do?

80. Have you ever gone camping? Did you enjoy it?

81. What is the most exciting thing you've ever done/that's happened to you?

82. What is the name of the game?

83. How old are you?

84. What do you think is the most basic question?

85. What do you think is the hardest question?

86. Can you art?

87. Do you play an instrument? Which one?

88. Where did you go to high school?

89. Where did you grow up?

90. What is the hardest ting you've ever gone through?

91. What is your pet peeve?

92. What makes you really angry?

93. Is there any event you'd rather die from than live through?

94. Is it time for you to get a watch?

95. Do you want to build a snowman?

96. Do you want to go fly a kite?

97. Have you ever seen Frank Tichelli's music? Do you hate him for it?

98. Are you tired?

99. Do you still use snail mail for real letters?

100. Do you write letters by hand?

101. Do you know what film is?

102. What did you want to be when you grew up?

103. Have you ever hit something so hard that you broke it?

104. What was your favorite childhood television show?

105. DO you ever find satisfaction in breaking things?

106. Who is your favorite muppet?

107. Do you like to burn stuff?

108. What is your least favorite thing in the world?

109. When was the last time you got really, blowing chunks sick?

110. What do you find really gross?

111. What's your favorite smell?

112. What is the most adorable thing you've ever seen?

113. Who do you ship?

114. Reptiles or amphibians? Which do you prefer?

115. Do you like Star Trek?

116. Do you like the X-Files?

117. What is your favorite Disney movie?

118. If required, would you become a cannibal?

119. Do you prefer pens or pencils?

120. What is your favorite type of soda?

121. What is your favorite outdoor activity?

122. What do you love more than anything else in the world?

123. What is the funniest ting you've ever seen?

124. Do you have any dreams?

125. What is your life goal?

126. What would you do if you woke up to find that all of your neighbors had become people who looked very similar to them, but clearly weren't them?

127. Do you snore?

128. What is the oddest thing you've ever done?

129. Who is your favorite actress? actor?

130. Do you sleep on your back, stomach, or side?

131. What is your favorite sport?

132. If you could go and see anything in history, but not influence it, what would you see?

133. What do you think is the most dangerous invention to all mankind?

134. What do you think is the most dangerous animal on earth?

135. Did you ever believe in fairies?

136. What would be the most inappropriate thing to say at a funeral? Wedding? Both?

137. What is the most uncomfortable position you've ever been in?

138. What is the oddest thing you've seen at a grocery store?

139. Are you spontaneous?

140. What is your religion?

141. Do you ever find stuff around your living area that you forgot you had/lost?

142. Kirk or Picard?

143. Do you have any word you say when you can't think of anything else?

144. Can you say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards?

145. Was there ever any episode of a childhood tv show where you wanted the enemy to win?

146. Do you know what Harry Potter house you belong to?

147. What do you do when you're really sad?

148. What is your best life lesson?

149. What is your favorite thing to do on a rainy day?

150. Do you wear/need glasses?

151. What is your favorite thing to do on a sunny day?

152. Did you know that "parfaits might be the best ting on the whole damn planet"?

153. Where would you rather be right now?

154. Have you ever been to the ocean?

155. Have you ever been to Disneyworld/Land?

156. Are you easily distracted?

157. Did you like Disney's "Frozen"?

158. Who is the funniest person you know?

159. Do you ever relate to people or characters you feel like you shouldn't?

160. Have you ever done something really stupid?

161. What is one thing from your childhood that you really miss?

162. Have you ever played cell phone roulette? Would you like to try now?

163. DO you like fan fiction or are you wise enough to avoid it?

164. What is your favorite animal?

165. What is your favorite yes or no question?

166. What does it take to make you stop tolerating someone?

167. What is your tolerance rate for asshats? High or low?

168. What is your tolerance rate for annoying people?

169. Do you have any good questions to add to this list?

170. Who is the coolest person you know?

171. What is the biggest fad you've ever gotten into?

172. Do you care about fashion?

173. If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

174. If you could ask me any question what would it be?

175. If there was one person from your life you could erase from time who would it be?

176. Have you ever pranked someone? Care to share?

177. What is the meanest thing you've done or thought of doing to someone?

178. What is your favorite thing to watch on Youtube?

179. Have you ever played "would you rather"?

180. What is the most boring thing you've ever endured?

181. What makes you weep for the human race?

182. What is the most wonderful thing you've seen someone do for someone else?

183. Would you be willing to try a new sport?

184. What would it cost to make you try a new sport?

185. Who is the wisest person you've met?

186. What is your favorite day of the week and why?

187. Do you like to flirt?

188. Do you consider yourself attractive?

189. What is the most exhausting thing you've ever done?

190. What makes you incredibly sad?

191. What makes you irreversibly happy?

192. What was your darkest hour?

193. Have you ever read a book that terrified you?

194. Have you ever split your pants?

195. Did you ever throw your retainer away?

196. Did you ever get on a roll that you were unable to stop?

197. Did you ever do something that you regret to this day?

198. What is something you won that extremely outdated?

199. Have you ever borrowed something and forgot to give it back?

200. When was the last time you wondered "why me"?

201. Do you frequently feel like you have to explain yourself? Why?

202. Do you know that you're beautiful exactly as you are?

203. Was there ever anything amazing you wanted to do but didn't follow through?

204. What is something that just isn't worth it?

205. What is your favorite word?

206. Do you have a favorite type of tree?

207. Did you know that it's not your fault?

208. What is the most annoying question?

209. Do you like little kids?

210. What time does it become no longer too early to wake up?

211. Do you like bowties?

212. Where is the best hiding place?

213. What do you look for in a partner?

214. Are you a fair-weather fan?

215. Have you ever been bitten?

216. Do you like your handwriting?

217. What is your favorite type of cloud?

218. What was the worst nightmare you've had?

219. What time is it?

220. Apple or Microsoft?

221. Do you find fart sounds amusing?

222. What is your favorite room of the house?

223. What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "flop-a-lop-a-lop"?

224. Do you have to pee?

225. What is the worst feeling ever?

226. Who is one person you really want to hug?

227. What about humans scares you most?

228. What is our favorite electronic device?

229. What do you always forget?

230. Are you more likely to stand your ground and fight or turn tail and flee?

231. Have you ever drawn a picture on yourself with sharpie? Of what?

232. Who is the person you most want to talk to at family gatherings?

233. Which minor character in Monster's Inc do you most identify with?

234. Do you like black and white television shows?

235. Was there ever a person in your life who was unbelievably kind to you and you wish you could return the gesture?

236. Do you have a favorite card in Cards Against Humanity? Which one?

237. Do you like fire?

238. Have you ever written a letter to a government official? What about?

239. Given a list of questions numbered 1 to 238, which would you pick?

240. What is the dumbest game ever?

241. Who is your favorite composer?

242. Do you like the Beatles?

243. Who is/was your favorite teacher?

244. Who is the most important person in the world?

245. Are iguanas cool?

#asks #mine #questions #245 of them #ain't that a kicker

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