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danny phantom season 2, episode 17-20 thoughts! finishing up season two! the finale is the THIRD 2-PARTER OF SEASON 2. that's so many! I wonder how many season 3 will have?
see prev episode thoughts in this tag <3
-UERGH WHY DOES VLAD HAVE AN AI WITH MADDIE'S FACE ON IT. SOOO CREEPY. AND MORE 'CREATIONS' waiiiit. vlad is Dr. Frankenstein! (despite his ghost design obviously referencing vampires) HE HAS 'CREATIONS' HE MAKES THEN WONT TAKE REAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR!!! this bitch.
-danny was late and his friends immediately start going off about how hes inconsiderate, and has been treating them like sidekicks??? he just overslept, my god. chill. even if he has, be nicer about talking about it with him?? he really can't help that he sometimes has to chase the ghosts, or has a secret identity to protect...
-'what kind of ghost haunts a miniature golf course' umm. me as a ghost. next question
-imagine going home and theres a tiny child on your bed claiming to be your cousin. with as many cousins I have, I would probably believe her. but the 'ran away from home' BIT....SHES 12?? SHES SO TINY. I hate that they have her belly out in her ghost form, but I like how her colors are asymmetrical. something about her design...maybe the proportions?? are weird to me...anyway danny was good to feed her, but he shouldve taken her to his parents FIRST. or, tbh, probably jazz. (JAZZ DIDNT EVEN GET TO MEET HER!!! NOOO. I mean she said she'll be BACK BUT STILL)
-ANYWAY. shes voiced by AnnaSophia Robb, the girl who was in because of winn dixie, played as violet from charlie and the chocolate factory, and was the girl from bridge to terrabithia. (the movie that made me cry hysterically when I was 12 and I never watched it again because it Broke Me!) thats super cool.
-vlad sucks: the episode, basically. what's new!! I love how he's like, I'm Not A Villain. *immediately cuts to him torturing danny to make him transform, to get mid-transformation DNA, to perfect a Clone.* *immediately shows that he doesnt give a shit about his new daughter Dani and just wants a ''more perfect clone'' and will put her in danger to get that. will let her DIE to get that*
-Dani is danny's clone and is a girl? transgenderism....one of them has to be trans. or they both are.
-dani just. leaving at the end. WHAT? SHES 12. DONT JUST. NO!!! SHE WAS PROBABLY JUST BORN, A MONTH AGO AT MOST, RIGHT?? SHE NEEDS...SOMEWHERE TO LIVE. MONEY? FOOD?? A FAMILY?? AN EDUCATION???! WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S LEAVING!!! OKAY BYE I GUESS!!! D: concern!!!
-the next ep opens with skulker chasing a ghost down. ...does skulker count as a ghost hunter in the way valerie and danny do? I mean, sure, he hunts the good guys too, but he. he hunts ghosts...also, we haven't seen his Real Form since his debut episode! tiny...
-the guys in white are back! ngl, I assumed they were a gag for that one episode. you're telling me they might actually be a threat? ok.
-valerie in her lil nasty burger uniform looks so cute!! glad shes not in that mascot uniform this time. I guess she stopped hiding that she's working there now?
-gregor having white hair, dressed in black and white...and green eyes...sam has a Type, I guess.
-danny being unnecessarily hostile about gregor. danny!!! hes been nice so far. he looks a little...tall to be 14, but. danny doesnt know anything about him! (he does Suspect, but...you cant just spy on people and be rude to them from a hunch.) also, gregor kissed her, and when she freaked out, he was like 'oh no!! sorry, we can take it slow! I understand!' which was NICE. I hate jealousy plots still tho.
-altho. umm. tucker, being concerned about danny spying on them??? SAM AND YOU WERE SPYING ON DANNY AND VALERIE A FEW EPISODES AGO!!!!! im not saying its RIGHT, but dont be a hypocrite!!! AND THEN SAM BEING MAD ABOUT IT, TOO.
-DANNY IS A 7 ON THE SCALE OF ECTOPLASMIC POWER!!! out of 10? so I want to know where the other ghosts rank...I mean it's a list from the guys in white, so, it may not even be accurate, like, they havent seen ALL of his powers, have they?
-Lancer being like 'im not cooperating with the FEDS' until they said they could access his tax records. they already did that joke with jack, but like, its still funny. kings of tax evasion.
-tucker's aggressive third-wheeling. but gregor being super into it. gregor/tucker is the real ship here. then gregor kissing danny on both cheeks after hugging him. bi poly king gregor. (he does turn out to be a liar with a phoney accent. unsurprising, BUT THE CONCEPT OF HIM BEING GENUINE AND THEM ALL DATING IS FUN)
-THE...GUYS IN WHITE THINKING GREGOR IS DANNY PHANTOM. LMAOOO. GET HIS ASS. or,, Elliot. lmfao
-sam saying tucker is part of the package because theyre friends was super sweet <3 but also 'part of the package'...polyships are obviously the solution to these dumb jealousy/love triangle plots.
-danny crashed a whole plane. the collateral damage...
-is he....
-you know....
.... (ITS NOT GAY IF YOU'RE DOING IT TO PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT, AND LIE TO A GIRL. RIGHT? he was getting a little too into pretending to enjoy tucker's company, and the above...c'mon, guy.)
-lmao, freakshow is in actual prison. I didn't expect a follow up, or for him to show back up! in the finale of this season, too!
-THE SICK TATTOO GHOST IS NAMED LYDIA!!! more Lore On her. freakshow seemed genuinely concerned about her. also, is she mute? I don't think she talked the first time we saw her, either. and we didn't know freakshow 'envied' ghosts, either, the first time, we just knew he was controlling them. interesting!
-...they literally stole the infinity gauntlet from marvel and called it the reality gauntlet. is that legal. what the fuck. even with the gems in the lil slots, having different powers...they had freakshow in jail, but didnt check his pockets??! hes just still in his lil outfit??? what kind of ...oh, its in amity park. yeah, all of the adults are idiots, okay, sure.
-'freakshow!' 'in the anemic flesh!' dude take some iron pills then. also, sure, the red eyes could be contacts for his aesthetic, but the whites of his eyes are yellow! does he have jaundice?! he severely needs more...like, every kind of vitamin. (this is what im worried about as freakshow attacks danny with giant robots)
-again, goth circus is a sick theme, and I love his goth train.
-oh FUCK every single person saw danny transform. on a stage. including his parents via TV. oh god. the guys in white and immediately like 'youre coming in for experiments!' SCARY. at least the crowd is willing to help him to escape...perks of now being a local celeb! even the kids at school are accepting :) this is what, the third time his family has found out? its always been an alt timeline tho. and danny fully intending to just rewrite things again instead of...I dunno, trying to roll with it this time? hes really worried his family won't accept him, huh...
-'maybe our son IS THE GHOST BOY, but its not as if our family's ghostly activities have EVER PUT YOUR FAMILIES IN DANGER' maddie. mmmmmmmmmmmm. okay.
-danny 100% prepared to run away from home because of this :( oh :( and saying his parents are 'looking for him, or a scalpel to dissect him with' ouch...
-THE GUYS IN WHITE TRYING TO ARREST A 14 YEAR OLD. fuck da feds.
-side note (another one about voice actors...) freakshow's voice actor, Jon Cryer, was lex luthor in pretty much every DC tv show, which is why I recognized his voice, because my dad loves those shows so I've seen a good bit of them without seeking them out...)
-the old man saying 'hey, i still had minutes left!' and danny saying 'you gotta watch those roaming charges!' about danny destroying the people in the diner's phones so no one could report seeing him...would kids today understand these things. can you even BUY minutes anymore...I remember my first phone being a flip phone, and the fact I always had minutes when my sister ran out super fast, because I didnt have friends calling or texting me like she did...:/
-the fentons being genuinely like 'why didnt danny trust us and tell us this, we love him :(' and JAZZ LAYING INTO THEM WITH THE 'DISSECTION/MOLECULE BY MOLECULE' LINES. LITERALLLLY. they need to apologize
-technically, lydias stronger than you! -jazz lesbianism moments! when did you even learn her name!!! but also get freakshows ass. lydia is also cooler looking. looove her design sm still.
-jazz psychoanalyzing freakshow... (also, her also having ghost envy? au where jazz is a ghost!! id like to see it)
-im glad the kids still got to go to their respective vacation things, even if they cant really stick around and enjoy them much...
-furry: confirmed. (also tucker calling her hot. tucker is a furry confirmed)
-danny being mad someone at the comic con is selling comics of him without permission, lmfao. give him his royalties!
-freakshow > thanos because hes a drama clown and does use his gauntlet to be FLASHY AND DRAMATIC.
-jazz's 'USE PYSCOLOGY' to danny about freakshow LMAOO. AND THEN IT WORKING. but, oh, freakshow's ghost form sucks. I like him as a clown better tbh. good thing danny took away his ghost powers!
-his parents hugging him and saying theyre proud :"( and saying 'of course you lied to us, we never gave you a reason not to!' and saying they were in the wrong basically for always talking about hurting ghosts aaaa :""(
-then he WIPED THEIR MEMORIES AGAIN!!! FUCK. I can understand him wiping the goverments/student bodies' memories, but why his parents?? they were being accepting!! ARGHHH. season 3 couldve been them all trying to adjust to them knowing!
-I know, on a meta level the showrunners probably wanted to just reset things to the status quo of him having a secret identity. But. We've been doing that for (2) seasons, I'd love if season 3 could be like, his parents adjusting to this and trying way harder to learn more and accept it (and the shenanigans that could come from that) and for fun, if he didn't wipe the students memories, it could be him being popular for a while, then everyone slowly realizing, oh, he's still Danny. Like. he might have ghost powers but hes Just The Same Guy instead of putting him on a pedestal (and seeing them all try and help him hide it from the giw/people who don't know!!)
-fuck they didn't even explain WHY he wiped everyone except sam, tucker and jazz's memories. he just Did It right when his parents were saying they loved/accepted him!! and sam and tucker didnt question it at all!!! HELLO??? very annoyed about this turn of events.
-anyway. onto season 3! I know its shorter than the first two seasons, and is the last season... I might just do it in 2 bursts if I can... :3c depends on the episodes' content and how much I want to say about each!
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just gonna answer these cus im a little bored and procrastinating on my job
65 Questions You Aren't Used To
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? - no, we are all very real
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? - maybe a two. things do exist in the dark.
3. The person you would never want to meet? - trump... ill probably get sent to jail if you put me within reach of that man
4. What is your favorite word? - “as” its a beautiful structure for metaphors
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? - maybe ash. not very unique, not very standoffish, but one of strongest and most reliable forms of wood
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? - my hair got fucked up while i slept it was a little surprising
7. What shirt are you wearing? - red pullover
8. What do you label yourself as? - a demon
9. Bright room or dark room? - dark
10. What were you doing at midnight last night? - watching inkmaster
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? - i dont have one
12. Who told you they loved you last? - my mom
13. Your worst enemy? - societal expectation
14. What is your current desktop picture? - hyyh bts
15. Do you like someone? - no
16. The last song you listened to? - butter
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? - nobody? killing people isnt all that
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? - currently? that one mf in texas yall know who
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? - um? what
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) - my eyes. ive been told theyre bottomless.
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? - id be hot. not really too interested in leading a life that isnt my own. id probably look in the mirror a little bit and then just about my day?
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? - im sort of a all-kill when it comes to art. i can hold my own in painting, drawing, music production, singing, writing, directing and envisioning. so i guess artistic prowess? idk im a biologist so its not common in my field.
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? -im not afraid of much.
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. -cubano
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? - im depositing it in the bank
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? -id love to say some place in asia but logically since i only speak spanish and english ill be going puerto rico
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? -michelob ultra. ik ik beer is gross blah blah idc i consume beer much faster than other alcohol and its refreshing so ill go with that
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? - mandatory therapy
29. What is your favorite expletive? - cunt (im not british)
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? - laptop
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? - petition to let me erase more than one. its all or none erased, because all my experiences defined me. id need all of them or i wouldnt be me. if were erasing, get rid of it all.
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! -this is not a question
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? - i see ghosts and i dont want them back. death happens when its necessary. dont cheat that.
34. What was your last dream about? - i dont remember but i know it happened
35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? - i am a good
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? - yeah i broke my wrist once
37. Have you ever built a snowman? - no
38. What is the color of your socks? - not wearing ones rn but usually black
39. What type of music do you like? - anything but misogynist country
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? - sunset
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? - cookies and cream
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) - real madrid
43. Do you have any scars? - many
44. What do you want to be when you graduate? - research scientist
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? - less migraines
46. Are you reliable? - yes
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? - you processed all that trauma yet?
48. Do you hold grudges? - depends on the offense
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? - i wouldnt
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? - someone asked me if id let them snort xanax out of my asshole
51. Are you a good liar? - great, actually
52. How long could you go without talking? - havent tested this but a long time
53. What has been you worst haircut/style? - bangs, not because i looked bad but because curly hair and bangs dont always mix
54. Have you ever baked your own cake? - all the time
55. Can you do any accents other than your own? - im decent at a british one
56. What do you like on your toast? - i dont eat toast
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? - a succulent
58. What would be you dream car? - mercedez benz 1982 300D in yellow
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. - i sing and dance in the shower
60. Do you believe in aliens? -youd be dumb not to
61. Do you often read your horoscope? - not really
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? - dont have one
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? - i dont exactly think either are cool.
64. What do you think about babies? - hatred.
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of. - ?
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ALL 65 QUESTIONS please
OH JESUS FUCK OK HERE GOES
im gonna put this under the cut because ohhhhh lord
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
like in a matrix-y, were all living in a simulation and nothing is real kind of way, or a youre actually living in a coma dream state and ur body is in some hospital right now, OR in the youre actually dead and living a purgatory world and you just dont realize it kind of way? Because yes, all three
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
mmmmmm 3.5, bonus points if its outside
3. The person you would never want to meet?
for the first time? maybe trump, or satan cowbell
4. What is your favorite word?
what are you trying to do huh? thats like making me pick between my children, i refuse to pick
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
oooo maybe a cherry blossom tree that would be nice
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
i look a mess
7. What shirt are you wearing?
this tank top my friend designed
8. What do you label yourself as?
sexuality-wise? uhhh jurys still out tbh but im pretty sure im somewhere on the asexual spectrum, and im 90% sure im gay
9. Bright room or dark room?
one lamp
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
crying because i couldnt focus on writing my essay
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
ehhhh
12. Who told you they loved you last?
the ot5 gc :’)
13. Your worst enemy?
grapefruit
14. What is your current desktop picture?
its the default mac one, it used to be a picture of the womens march but my computer fucked up and reset it, ive been too lazy to change it back
15. Do you like someone?
i like many people
16. The last song you listened to?
irresistible by one fuckin dee boi
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
too many people
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
see above
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
nooooooo
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
my jazz hands
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
i have no idea bro
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
being the radical gay feminist in my family, its a tough job but someones gotta do it
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
those grates on the floor in the street, i always step around them
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
something vegetarian idk
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
concert tickets
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
can it be a one way ticket i want out of this shit country
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
jose cuervos tequila yasss
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
no bois
29. What is your favorite expletive?
fuck is always a solid choice. i like using really pg curses too tho like heck or dang
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
my sick ass memes
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
all of middle school LMFAO
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
sick! that wasnt a question my dude ;)
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
my pet gerbil
34. What was your last dream about?
idek man
35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?
no
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
yea
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
kind of
38. What is the color of your socks?
theyre pink and brown fuzzy bunny socks
39. What type of music do you like?
i used to think i only listened to indie but its a really varied mix of punk indie and top 40 tbh
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
both
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
cant go wrong with vanilla
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
yikes
43. Do you have any scars?
yes
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
haha
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
ehhhh
46. Are you reliable?
maybe?
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
where do i end up bro
48. Do you hold grudges?
ohhh heck yea. i tend to them, like little pets
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
a UNICORN DUDEEEE
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
ur asking a person who has a memory of a goldfish
51. Are you a good liar?
not really
52. How long could you go without talking?
probably a couple days
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
i think ive been ok so far
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
ofc
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
im terrible at those
56. What do you like on your toast?
anything you got
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
halloween doodles
58. What would be you dream car?
maybe a jeep? idk
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
ehhhhh
60. Do you believe in aliens?
who do you think i am
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
sign me up for that astrology shit
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
u (hehe see what i did there)
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
dragons
64. What do you think about babies?
theyre cool i guess
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.
idk what to do with this one soooooo tada!! i finished it woop
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1-65 ;)
holy heck ! thank you sophiw i lov u 🍒
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
i dont understand this question?? like sometimes i doubt my own existence and other times i doubt that i exist to certain ppl? ya?
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
2,, normal amount? like good for sleep but pitch black is scaryy but not to the point i need the escape ?? if that makes sense??
3. The person you would never want to meet?
guy fieri, i dont think i need to know if hes actually real ? like is he real and from this dimension or from flavortown (which he has a very scarily detailed description of)?? thats not something i need to know
4. What is your favorite word?
hmm, probably ‘fam’ obviously
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
a willow tree !!!!!!!!!! i just talked to my mom about this :-0
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
ngl but i dont look in the mirror anymore unless its lip syncing along to a song sung by a guy/someone w a deeper voice bc i feel like it suits me better! gotta love coping w dysphoria!
7. What shirt are you wearing?
baseball tee, gay
8. What do you label yourself as?
nb, lesbian, fool
9. Bright room or dark room?
dark room
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
slepe
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
10-11 when i was in 5th grade. i still only had two friends but i was way more extroverted and everything was so carefree and i was very invested in adventure time and art. i think that was the most of a childhood i got? i honestly did not do much as a kid and i wish i had..
12. Who told you they loved you last?
sophiw ! tumblr user almightyportraits ! the loml !
13. Your worst enemy?
x
14. What is your current desktop picture?
one from apple called ‘abstract shapes’ its very orange but also blue which is my fave color pairing atm so its perfect
15. Do you like someone?
tumblr user vahilla
16. The last song you listened to?
megan played ‘marceline’ by willow in her car ! a song i suggested to her a few months ago and it makes me very happy that she likes it especially bc we bonded over adventure time in 6th grade :-)
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
mmyy seelfff ??
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
mmmyseyyffelllff ??
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
eh whats the point
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
n o ne ?
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
what is the opposite of nb,, i feel like if i was opposite of how i present id be a girl, which is a verryyy weird thought for me, pass
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
no :-/
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
uh first of all blood, like, ill pass out,, second of all,, literally everything worries me
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
jimmy johns #16, turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, NO MAYO
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
im a very practical person so the least boring answer i can come up w is more art supplies
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
denmark
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
fukcing , acetoNe
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
i think a FIRST rule would have to be pretty IMPORTANT so probably smt like how ~WE THE PEOPLE~ are all EQUAL would be a pretty good start and pretty UNDENIABLE and STRAIGHT FORWARD especially if it was the FIRST thing in this,, hmm lets call it the CONSTITUTION, in the completely hypothetical society
29. What is your favorite expletive?
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuk cufck ufc kfuck
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
sunglasses??!!! that shit gotta be bright huh>?? gotta protect my retinas
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
i wanna say my first relationship made me a better person but that shit was rreeeaaallyyyy fucking awful and 4 months (+recovery months) that i will never get back and i think ? maybe ?? i wouldve been ok without it ? idk just a thought
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
spain ?!?!? why not + i sorta know the language? thatd b cool
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
zoey my dog :-( i miss her a lot, this month it will have been two years oh my god i miss her so much
34. What was your last dream about?
the last one i remember was a nightmare about someone tryna murder me i was very scared
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
i think so , when i was two i got really really sick and couldve died ?
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
ahh yes ! we gave hhimm,, fruit snack nipples, please forgive me fathr
38. What is the color of your socks?
grey w blue n orange stripes ( again i lov blue n orange together, my shirt is teal and i have an orange hat on wow)
39. What type of music do you like?
all! i had to train this new guy at work and im sooo awkward but once why started talking about music it was easy for me to talk bc it was smt we both really like !!! i felt like i could actually communicate w feeling a disconnect it was nice ! we talked mostly about rap which was cool and unexpected but i could do it ? i really love music and i love being able to know enough to talk about it ,, isk
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
sunrises, ive been pushing myself to wake up unreasonably early to have more time to myself and i get to watch the sunrise most days which is nice
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
chocolate
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
whom?
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
college? god i dont even know… smt w art.. by an illustrator or art teacher or freelance artist or graphic designer ,, i really dont know
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
one thing ?!!?!? i wish i was neurotypical
46. Are you reliable?
yes? i try hard to be? i hope so ?
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
u still a lil bitch ?
48. Do you hold grudges?
nope i try not to, ive had too many toxic petty people in my life that i dont need to be one myself.. now this is grudges w/o reason, but if ive given people several ‘second chances’ and theyre still (thumbs down) then ill avoid them but w/i reason?
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
DOG HORSES BIG DOGs
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
mm probably smt w my lab partner from last year. she always sends me weird quotes from a fanfiction shes reading and its weird but i really appreciate that she still talks to me or talks to me at all tbh
51. Are you a good liar?
nooo ?? i try not to lie? mb not tell the full truth but idk , i feel like id feel too guilty
52. How long could you go without talking?
uhh literally days like i already fucking do.. i m taking this as verbally but i dont get texts so like, it would not be hard
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
before i went to short hair i used to alllwaayyys wear a tight ponytail every single day bc i wasnt girly enough to do anything w it and it was really really gross like thank god i cut it all off
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
heck yeah
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
*clears throat*
h-
hewwo?
56. What do you like on your toast?
butter and jam
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
x
58. What would be you dream car?
razor scooter
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
sometimes im just too physically or emotionally exhausted to stand so ill just,, lay down? ive fallen asleep in the shower before ha
60. Do you believe in aliens?
yup
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
whenever it comes up but i dont ,, seek it out
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
Q
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
dragons tf
64. What do you think about babies?
evil, ugly, dont see the appeal. open ur eyes ppl !!!! bbs are n Ot cute !!
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.
x
#long post /#mention of dysphoria /#ask#thenk yoy sophiw#this took 4ever but worth it bc it got me to calm down?? coolc ool cool
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uh oh… time to do this thing
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
sometimes, but usually its me feeling like im not real
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
4, maybe 4.5
3. The person you would never want to meet?
s*ca
4. What is your favorite word?
hmmmm moonstruck
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
aspen? ? ? ?
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
i havent looked in a mirror all day
7. What shirt are you wearing?
plain black
8. What do you label yourself as?
uh gay emo nerd
9. Bright room or dark room?
dark
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
sleeping maybe idk
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
hmmm probably rn, 14
12. Who told you they loved you last?
shrug….
13. Your worst enemy?
thinking emoji……… u know
14. What is your current desktop picture?
griffin cronching a banana
15. Do you like someone?
yea uwu
16. The last song you listened to?
for forever - dear evan hansen
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
[thinking emoji]
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
[thinking emoji]
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
i dont want a slave thanks!
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
uh uh uh eyes
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
i dont think so tbh,,, im kinda open with what im “talented” at
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
i dont know exactly what this question is asking but ill say uhhh talking to people and annoying them and them being tired of me
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
H i dont eat sandwiches often enough to answer this
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
clothes
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
england
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
UH I DOnt drink bc im tiny but i guess mikes hard lemonade it sounds appealing
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
hhhh no straights unless i say theyre ok
29. What is your favorite expletive?
does thrussy count
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
fuck uh my phone would already be in my pocket so probs my backpack bc it has all of my super important stuff
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
oofa doofa most likely some stuff from an old discord chat lol
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
england.
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
heres the problem with this: i dont really…. know of many dead people. so i cant. answer this well.
34. What was your last dream about?
idk i have a shit memory something about my online friends being at my school and shenanigans started
35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?
u never specified so rip i guess
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
nope
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
yes
38. What is the color of your socks?
i think i wore sushi socks, theyre grey with som sushi on them
39. What type of music do you like?
a lot
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
sunrises but im never awake for them :o
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
cookies n creammmm
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
none
43. Do you have any scars?
yes, quite a few
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
either an artist of some sort, a school counselor, orrrrr a teacher?? idk
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
skin type lol
46. Are you reliable?
id say so !
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
are u a single btich
48. Do you hold grudges?
for some people c:
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
horse and bird. i want a pegasus. please.
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
“ethan avery had such a glow up”
51. Are you a good liar?
thinking emoji
52. How long could you go without talking?
a long time……. id like to never talk again thanks
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
i had an a line in 1st grade idr what it looked like
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
yeah. ask me about the 8 pound cake
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
yes. sometimes when im reading something or talking to myself while doing hw i go into a british accent im turning british
56. What do you like on your toast?
butter and raspberry jam
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
me new oc bayani :o
58. What would be you dream car?
uhhhhh i dont,,,, know
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
yeah i sing a lot,,,,, like a lot,,,
60. Do you believe in aliens?
how self centered does someone have to be to think that theyre on the only planet that has living things in an infinite universe…..
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
no but i read zodiac posts a lot
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
u ;) aksudhfkasdjfkjsdh
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
dragons
64. What do you think about babies?
sometimes theyre cute but from my experience they are hell and i dont like them
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.
u didnt specify sooooooooooooo lmk what this should b
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92 things!
yiKes im so late to this but i was tagged by @craighsiao, @kittenmusicals, @pbophelia, @zigisbisexual, and @mermaidwarriorqueen yall are so crazy i love yall thank u w all of my heart :’)))
THE LAST:
1. Drink: water
2. Phone call: my mom
3. Text message: "dont watch princess bride” w a pic of it buffering from my friend lmao
4. Song you listened to: fetish by selena gomez my newest bop
5. Time you cried: an hour ago bc of my shit eyebrows that got Ruined!
HAVE YOU:
6. Dated someone twice: lol
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: lol no
8. Been cheated on: LOL
9. Lost someone special: yes
10. Been depressed: hooyeah
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: not yet djfakld
LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:
12. millennial pink lol
13. periwinkle
14. maroon
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends: hooooo boy yeAH irl and on tumblr!!
16. Fallen out of love: specifically w thomas hunt sry bb
17. Laughed until you cried: me 24/7
18. Found out someone was talking about you: hajdhf yeah but she cried and apologized so we’re cool now
19. Met someone who changed you: omg yes so much
20. Found out who your friends are: yesyeysyes i luv them
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: who still uses fb
GENERAL:
22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: none??
23. Do you have any pets: an inside cat, 3 strays outside that we just feed and they just chill out here, and also some fish that are like 6 years old
24. Do you want to change your name: i wanna switch my first and middle name
25. What did you do for your last Birthday: i went on vacation in florida and new orleans with my best friends hfjakdhf
26. What time did you wake up: 12:30 my sleeping schedule is fucked
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: watching makeup vids lol
28. Name something you can’t wait for: TRR CHAPTER 15!!!!!
29. When was the last time you saw your mom: 30 mins ago idk
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: my ability to talk to people bc my anxiety!! ahhaha!!!!
31. What are you listening to right now: FETISH BY SELENA GOMEZ A BOP!!
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no??
33. Something that is getting on your nerves: my fukxign eyebrows that the lady messed up ughggjkhsd
34. Most visited Website: is this even a question lmao tumblr and youtube
35. Mole/s: ugh i have one on my stomach and it bothers the shit out of me but i have more in other places im just too lazy to look
36. Mark/s: do cat scratch scars count bc i got a lot of those
37. Childhood dream: my mom told me my 1st grade teacher asked what i wanted to be and i remembered the episode of curious george that i watched before leaving the house and said an ice cream girl in the park but either that or become ariel
38. Hair color: rly dark brown but in the sun it turns rly light like into like honey brown idek
39. Long or short hair: ive had both but long hair is such a chore so short bc i have like medium rn
40. Do you have a crush on someone: who needs that when ur already married to henry cavill but chris powell, drake, the prince, maxwell, dick grayson, jason todd...
41. What do you like about yourself: i DID like my eyebrows smh its ok theyll grow back
42. Piercings: lol i didnt even get my ears pierced so none
43. Blood type: who are u identity theft fuk off m8
44. Nickname: CATLYN, kk, kalina bc me and my friend have a 824 snap streak and its our #goals ship name
45. Relationship status: single married to henry cavill i even had to organize my own wedding for a project in floral design sophomore year
46. Zodiac: cancer im a crybaby ik
47. Pronouns: she/her
48. Favorite TV Show/s: pretty little liars, grimm, young justice, the big bang theory, two broke girls, sherlock, and family feud lmao
49. Tattoos: i want somethin smol but not yet
50. Right or left hand: i was gonna be a lefty but my daycare person literally treated me like shit and made me use my right hand so now im a righty and she got her ass fired :)) not like i remember anything tho lmao
51. Surgery: ortho surgery bc my mouth was too small and my teeth were so fucked up but braces gave me a glo up lol
52. Hair dyed in different color: omg no but i have these rly cool brown streaks on the side of my head and its also underneath my hair but its rly pretty ppl always ask me about it bc its like genetic idk its cool
53. Sport: i fucking live for watching football om Fg
55. Vacation: im guessing this is where ive been?? so uh hawaii, florida, mississippi, louisiana (and bish i been to shreveport, louisiana home of my boi jake mckenzie dshfjs), texas aka my home, las vegas, california, cozumel, jamaica, belize, and soon the bahamas!!
56. Pair of trainers: oh my god i have like 30+ pairs of shoes i love shoes!!
MORE GENERAL:
57. Eating: nothing rn i ate steak for dinner tho
58. Drinking: water!
59. I’m about to: start watching a youtube video
61. Waiting for: my bday party w my friends on wednesday (lowkey those choices chapters too i wish my bb chris powell could wish me happy bday :’))
62. Want: a BIG FAT bank account
63. Get married: to a nice rich husband yuh finished the sentence
64. Career: im a senior in hs and i got accepted into my pharm tech class aaaah were gonna get to go to hospitals and and wear scrubs and shit im so excited i wanna be a pharmacist or like somewhere in the med field bc they make BANK and also they help ppl :’))
65. Hugs or kisses: from my future bb kisses
66. Lips or eyes: eyes yus
67. Shorter or taller: im 5′5 so im smol and theyre tol
68. Older or younger: mmm i prefer older but only like a year younger if theyre worth it dhfgsk
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: this is so hard but arms bc abs arent a requirement but arms,,,, yes
71. Sensitive or loud: how am i both sensitive and loud (tru)
72. Hook up or relationship: lol relationship i want it all
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant but troublemaker when im feelin big mood
HAVE YOU EVER:
74. Kissed a stranger: uh kinda
75. Drank hard liquor: not yET LMAOOO
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: nope
77. Turned someone down: jkasjdf lowkey yeah
78. Sex in the first date: no omfg sfdhgj
79. Broken someone’s heart: wym 24/7 lmao jk no
80. Had your heart broken: by many fanfics lord lol
81. Been arrested: nonoono
82. Cried when someone died: im making animals count so yes
83. Fallen for a friend: almost but skrtskrr were still friends
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
84. Yourself: if i try really hard YUH
85. Miracles: 11:11 twice a day for extra good luck yuh
86. Love at first sight: lol no
87. Santa Claus: yeah until i was like 14
88. Kiss on the first date: YUH WHY NOT if theyre not shit
89. Angels: meh not really
OTHER:
90. Current best friend’s name: omg irl alina and caroline my bbs and online @evisms i rly love u,, so much
91. Eyecolor: brown
92. Favorite movie: the man from uncle that ive seen 7 times!!, wonder woman!!, ex machina, hidden figures, coraline, and moana
im not gonna tag anyone bc prolly the entire choices population has done this but hit it up if u wanna!!
#this took me so long bc i rly thought about what i was gonna say lmao#thank u to every1 who tagged me!!#tagged#me as hell
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all of them!!! and for 65, how do you describe the feeling of thinking abt ur future??
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?All the damn time2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?2.53. The person you would never want to meet?Trump4. What is your favorite word?Alleviate5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?Weeping willow6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?I look greasy7. What shirt are you wearing?Anti flag smash the alt right shirt8. What do you label yourself as?Weirdo9. Bright room or dark room?Dark10. What were you doing at midnight last night?Talking to matt11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?1812. Who told you they loved you last?My dad13. Your worst enemy?My dad14. What is your current desktop picture?Cole sprouse15. Do you like someone?Matt16. The last song you listened to?I will never be sorry again by infinity crush17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?Trump18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?My dad19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?My dad, everything he always yells at me to do20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)My face hot damn21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?I would have long dark hair and blue eyes and i would start a band22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?I do the art23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?Im afraid people think im fake, like not like fake like "oh that persons so fake" but like actually Fake like not real24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.I dont like sandwiches except pbj25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?Buying hulu for a few months to watch the x files26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?Ireland27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?Cinna sugar twist smirnoff28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Please do not yell at me29. What is your favorite expletive?Fuck30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?My stuffed elephant ellie31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?Dating connor32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!Japan33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?My aunt rosemary34. What was your last dream about?Aliens35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?Dancer? No36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?Yeah boi37. Have you ever built a snowman?Yes38. What is the color of your socks?Im not wearing socks39. What type of music do you like?The weird shit40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?Sunsets41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?Sonics strawberry cheesecake42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)I dont like sports43. Do you have any scars?V many44. What do you want to be when you graduate?Vfx artist or animator45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?My shit brain46. Are you reliable?Ya47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?How bad did i fuck up bro48. Do you hold grudges?Yes49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?A goat and a chameleon to create a chamelicorn 50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?I have too many to choose from51. Are you a good liar?Sometimes52. How long could you go without talking?A decent amount of time53. What has been you worst haircut/style?Scene phase hair54. Have you ever baked your own cake?Yes it was good55. Can you do any accents other than your own?British and cockney56. What do you like on your toast?Cinnamon sugar and butter57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?My face58. What would be you dream car?Who knows59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.I take baths more than showers tbh60. Do you believe in aliens?FUCK YEAH61. Do you often read your horoscope? HELL YEAH62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?E63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?Dragons theyre flame dinos64. What do you think about babies?They make me uncomfortable 65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.I forgot what you asked so im gonna answer rbis in a second post
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ACT OMEGA PART 1
THE 10/09/16 UPDATE
Alright, considering this update is nothing more than a curtain, I guess I’ll just try to do a bit of a re-cap for everything that’s going on at the end of Homestuck. I’ve already read up to the most recent update (12/05/17), so nothing here will be blind yet. ANYWAYS, I guess I’ll make a cut.
THE END
Ok! So, exactly where we left off at the end of Homestuck. Nothing new to liveblog about, other than the fact that the narration is a filthy liar. Like I said, this will just serve as a re-cap of everybody’s positions.
JOHN:
So, John is currently at the lilypad end-game thingy. Perfectly alive and not injured. He had his reunion with DAD after defeating The Condesce. Not much to say on him otherwise.
ROSE:
Rose is also on the lilypad thingy after defeating The Condesce. Again, not much to re-cap.
DAVE:
Dave is on the lilypad, after pulling off this HUGE SHOCKING 3x DECAPITATION COMBO! And killed off Dirky Dirk in the process. BUUT, Dirk’s alive due to Jane. That was probably a really emotional moment for Dave, which he will most likely just not speak of due to him being a butt who always puts on this cool ironic guy facade. Though I’m curious if it’s gonna have a positive effect on him or a negative one.
JADE:
Not too much to recap for her! She’s on the lilypad with everybody else after her big battle with Jack Noir and PM. In which she was punched in the face, and didn’t exactly finish it. She has the new earth I believe. OH! And the green sun was destroyed by the other Calliope, who I will now be calling DeadTier!Calliope out of convenience, and I’m curious as to how this is gonna affect Jade’s first guardian powers. Or just her in general! The effects could end up being horrible on her. Or maybe she’ll just lose them first guardian powers. OR MAYBE she’ll just end up keeping them for some strange unexplained reason. We’ll see.
KARKAT:
So the crab boy is on the lilypad after his underwhelming fight with Clover. There’s a lot I’m curious about after that fight. More specifically, how Karkat feels after that fight. Is he going to be disappointed or proud of himself? It’s possible he won’t care, but Karkat usually takes his performance very seriously when it comes to his self-value. He’s also in a pretty familiar situation. At the lilypad after a massive fight, just waiting for the door to be opened. He’s probably gonna let this stress the fuck out of him.
ARADIA:
Aradia seemed to be helping out somewhat with the big Lord English fight! She did say something about not participating in it, but it seems she decided fUCK that, and went off to freeze him in time anyways. Though I’m guessing she went off afterwards, as in the ACT 7 animation, it showed her flying around to watch the Green Sun get destroyed or something like that. Aradia’s kinda emotionally broken at this point, so I hardly doubt she’s gonna have any angst about anything that’s happened. She’ll most likely stay indifferently optimistic as always.
TAVROS:
As far as I know, he’s alive on the battlefield after dealing some massive damage (Or just light pummeling) to the big man Lord English. Not much to say on this matter, other than that’s gotta be a real confidence booster for him. I mean, if he even needs any more confidence boosts at this point.
SOLLUX:
I forget honestly. Oops. He might’ve been in the fight, but I don’t think he was? Oh well, I guess we’ll see if he’s still relevant.
NEPETA:
Forgot again. She was probably somewhere in the midst of the fight. I don’t know if there is a single relevant Nepeta anymore.
[EDIT]OH I FORGOT SHE FUZED WITH DAVESPRITE. ok thats all though. They’re on the battlefield with Lord English too I guess.
KANAYA:
She’s on the good ol’ lilypad after an epic encounter with the condesce. I believe she’s got the matriorb from Roxy at this point, so that’s gotta be really exciting for her. I’d imagine that she is really in a good mood. There’s no more trouble, and the coast is finally clear for bringing back their race.
TEREZI:
I can imagine Terezi being excited about this. I think I remember her having some confidence issues, as if she wasn’t living up to the pre-retcon Terezi. But I think there’s a possibility she’s gotten over that? I’m like 90% sure she remembers that entire timeline at this point due to her time powers. And possibly even merged her memories with them? If that’s the case, I can imagine she’s very glad all this shit is over with. She doesn’t even seem to be in this for the new universe at this point, it’s like all she wants is to be with her friends and not deal with all of these greater threats.
VRISKA:
#1 troll is on the battlefield with Lord English. She used the Juju on him, but it’s result is unknown. I’d say she’s probably looking forward to taking this big hero moment. If she does manage to take him out, her pride meter is gonna SKYROCKET. I’m sure she’d be more than happy than to have her friends regard her as a hero. But I’m sure she’s ALSO happy that the threat is gone as well. But like I said, we still don’t know what the Juju did to Lord English.
EQUIUS:
Again, no real iteration of him that matters. Other than I guess ARquiusprite. God, making a stable list of characters is difficult in Homestuck. Either way, not much to say.
GAMZEE:
In the fridge. That’s all. In this new retconned timeline, it’s hard to say how dangerous he is. So I guess we’ll see? Gamzee’s timeline is one of the harder ones to keep track of.
ERIDAN:
none that matter
FEFERI:
none that matter again. i think.
JANE:
This isn’t a character I’m too familiar with. I’m currently rereading Homestuck, so I should be able to get a better grasp on her character during that. But other than that, I’d say she’ll be happy. She’s on the lilypad, and sees her DAD. That’s all, really.
ROXY:
The batterbitch is dead, in the most symbolic way possible. With a great ol’ symbolism sword. She’s on the lilypad, probably being super badass or super happy, and possibly still having the hots for John.
DIRK:
lilypad. he died, and got revived by jane. And thats all there is to say on the matter..? Again, dirk is one of those characters i had trouble wrapping my head around on the first read. so ill probably have more thoughts later.
JAKE:
He’s on the lilypad after fighting the felt. Not sure what to say on that. moving on.
MEENAH:
Also on the battlefield. not much to say. shes probably still feeling down about leaving (vriska) behind, but who knows?
DAVEPETASPRITE^2:
A fairly new character! Hard to say how they feel in the midst of all this. they make a pretty badass sprite though, with a cool/perky personality that i love. so we’ll see more on them later. They’re on the battlefield though!
JASPROSESPRITE^2:
HMm. I dont remember if I saw them on the lilypad, so im not sure where theyre at right now. Again a fairly new character, who I dont know enough about to predict how they feel.
CALLIOPE:
FUckin adorable as always. SHe’s on the lilypad. I dont know how she’s feeling. I believe she was only supposed to protect herself instead of contributing to the fight, but I dont know how shes gonna feel about that. Having to do nothing but stay safe while all your friends throw themselves into danger, and then being told that you can just TAKE the reward with them cant feel good. we’ll see though.
CALIBORN:
Idfk his timeline confuses me at the moment so moving on
(VRISKA):
I dont know. probably being gay or something with (Terezi). She’s probably still recovering from that betrayal on Meenahs end. But this is. kinda hard to comment about.
(TEREZI):
She’s with vriska, finally having found SOME happiness after the fuckfest that was her doomed timeline. Who knows how long she’ll be ok with JUST Vriska, but I guess we’ll see.
ALRIGHT! I probably missed a ton of characters, but it’s so hard to keep track of them all. That’s all I have to say for now.
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omg i love answerin these
65 Questions You Aren't Used To
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
no
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
a healthy 4.2
3. The person you would never want to meet?
charles murray
4. What is your favorite word?
bitch
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
willow
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
nothing
7. What shirt are you wearing?
a pink aa long sleeve
8. What do you label yourself as?
a bitch
9. Bright room or dark room?
bright
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
grinding on my paper on imperialism
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
n/a
12. Who told you they loved you last?
my friend wengel
13. Your worst enemy?
my suitemate
14. What is your current desktop picture?
the apple default
15. Do you like someone?
no
16. The last song you listened to
we are - woo wonjae ft gray and loco
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
MY SUITEMATE
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
MY DAMN SUITEMATE
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
nobody i don’t like ppl doing things for me
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
my hands
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
i’d look sexy af and i’d fuck someone bc i wonder if it’s better for guys or girls or if it’s equal
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
no
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
trendy dances
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
egg salad
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
bruh save that shit
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
london
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
new amsterdam pineapple
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
dont be a dick
29. What is your favorite expletive?
fuck
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
my passport
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
omg........... none ... i wouldnt b me wo them
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
VIENNA
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
grandfather on my moms side
34. What was your last dream about?
dont remember
35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?
procrastinator
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
yes
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
yes
38. What is the color of your socks?
gray w white frillys
39. What type of music do you like?
rnb/jazz influenced
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
sunset
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
choco
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
n/a
43. Do you have any scars?
a few
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
NO IDEA
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
my face
46. Are you reliable?
yes
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
bitch how u doing
48. Do you hold grudges?
YES
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
oh fuck i don’t wanna mess w that shit
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
don’t remember
51. Are you a good liar?
lmaooo no
52. How long could you go without talking?
a while
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
most every haircut i got was bad, i think the bloated shroom and the jeniifer anniston were the worst
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
yes
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
yes
56. What do you like on your toast?
beans
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
a doodle of a circle
58. What would be you dream car?
a hyundai
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
i sing and hummmm
60. Do you believe in aliens?
no
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
hell yea
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
y
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
dragons
64. What do you think about babies?
theyre ok as an existence but i don’t think i could have one of my own
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Creepy random asshole who appears randomly at the beginning and then disappears. - Kendall (Episode 12)
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https://youtu.be/cN6UaKTHxUA
Ok heres what I want everyone to know. IM THE MOST PARANOID PERSON IN THE FUCKING WORLD. AND I CAN READ PEOPLE VERY WELL. AND I THINK I HAVE GONE MENTALLY INSANE BUT AT THE SAME TIME I FEEL FUCKING AMAZING!
If yall think that I am going to go home 9TH! place! NINTH FUCKING PLACE by the hands of the seasons biggest buffoons than yall dont know me very well HUH.
Lexi g, kendall and I made an alliance chat today and it sat so good with me. I was like omg yas we finally have someone (Kendall and I) We finally do! ...
Then I got the worst feeling in the pit of my stomach and it was just something that did not sit right. I couldnt put my finger on it. I knew robin and alexis were voting me tn, and people have been after me hard core...since...well...before merge and the fact that Im sitting here in single digits is fucking surreal. Im probably going home soon.....SO WOULDNT IT MAKE SENSE FOR SOME ONE TO FLIP!? WOULDNT IT? I MEAN. IF I WAS IN ANYONE ELSES SHOES. I would make sure as FUCK to get me out. This is not cocky but like....im still here after how many fucking attempts? Which is why I think ash and lexi g are voting me out..OR GOING AGAINST me
so thats both lexis, robin and ashley
But lets look at the facts of why I think theyre going against me
No one talks to me all day, except for alex and kendall. Interesting.
Lexi G, plays lost puppy like no one cared about her in her alliance. Interesting.
Ashley is being short with me. HM.
Go on call with Lexi G, feel like abosoLUTE SHIT AND I KNOW SHES LYING TO ME, Lexi mentions ashley on call but backtracks and im like..........................oh my fucking god.
!!!
THEN HERE COMES THE STORM:
I tell kendall ashley is voting me out, they make a chat, i tell kendall to add lexi g, this is secretly a test to see if my suspicions are true AND 5 MINS AFTER THE CHAT IS MADE ASHLEY ASKS ME WHY I THINK IM VOTING HER OUT LOLOLOLOLOLOLO FUCK OFF\
[6:17:53 PM] Sarah: ashley
[6:17:57 PM] Sarah: can u just be honest
[6:17:58 PM] Sarah: with me
[6:17:59 PM] Sarah: like
[6:18:01 PM] Sarah: legit
[6:18:04 PM] Sarah: idc that ur voting me
[6:18:07 PM] Sarah: but like
[6:18:12 PM] Ashley Hudson: I am not voting you.
[6:18:13 PM] Sarah: ive been NOTHING but straight up
[6:18:17 PM] Sarah: like IT WOULD MAKE SENSE
[6:18:25 PM] Sarah: I would do it if I were u
[6:18:31 PM] Ashley Hudson: it wouldn't make sense
I THINK IVE GONE INSANE
BUT LIKE
I HAVE A GUT FEELING
I JUSY
KNOW
AND I HOPE ITS RIGHT
OTHERWISE
ASHLEYS GONNA HATE MEEEEE
Ashley:
you have been like my #1 this whole time why would I throw that away
me thinking: YOU LITERALLY GOT "WHO DO U FORGET IS STILL PLAYING THIS GAME" IN TOUCHY SUBJECTS OF FUCKING COURSE YOU WANT TO MAKE A BIG MOVE
IDC IF I GO HOME BY ROCKS
IDFC
BUT LIKE WHY DO THESE BITCHES
THINL
IM
FUCKIJG
STUPID
IVE BEEN SAYING THIS
ALL GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
NOW FOR THE HOME LANDING:
Ashley: you have been like my #1 this whole time why would I throw that away
you are the one that is aligned with Kendall, and I guess want Lexi G in on that?
that's cool.
#CONFIRMED LEXI G AND ASHLEY FLIPPED
CONFIRMED
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WHY WOULD ASHLEY KNOW ABOUT THAT OTHER THAN LEXI G FUCK OFF WERE GOING TO ROCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKS!
SEE U ON THE OTHERSIDE BITCHES
The detailed account of my evil plan of which I shown to the Samantha that I had purchased-
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FC9bUbYixYpVNdOA6LwrnUhXryI4Bo3tnWLVqB4RgMY/edit
You know, I think I finally get it. I think I finally understand Sarah, Jordan, and even Gavin. Allow me to elaborate.
Unless you have been drunk for this entire season, it is well known fact that we were surrounded by Pathological Liars. I'm not saying that to be a judgmental asshat, I came to this conclusion via unbiased observation.
Jaiden.... Dom.... Ruben.... What do all these people have in common?
If you said they had a dick, yes but that's not the point I'm trying to make. At one point or another someone on my side tried to reach out to them and be all like "Hey let's work together because no one would suspect it,"
Jaiden/Dom/Ruben would agree and not even five minutes after they make the vow, they would go out of their way to get those three out. Whether they expose them, give them false information, or just talk shit; these guys would always take advantage of the trust they were given and go out of their way to make a messy as fuck tribal. And after everything has gone to shit what do they do? They come crawling back like their battered wives and be like "Hey let's work together". And the same shit keeps happening over and over again. Until they get voted out.
I almost fell into that cycle in the case of Robin but luckily my personality, which is one of a vengeful emotionally stunted woman child, prevented it from happening after she revealed me to Gavin. But I think I'm about to fall into it again... though this time with Lexi L.
Lexi L. is a fascinating individual, without Gavin around, she appears to be a more rational and calculating kind of player. Given the right tools, I think she could make some sort of impact on the game. Plus her sense of humor is amazing!
I really really want to keep her around and not just because I have a death wish or because I am bored. I think she could be a useful tool for my quest for world domination.... well game domination...
If I learned anything from ORGs, this one in particular, it's that the truth doesn't really matter. Everyone has already crafted their own stories in their head, one's where they are the super heroes or the super villains, maybe even the damsel in distress. Even if the truth is shown right in their face, people refuse to accept it, instead finding refuge in their earlier perceptions. I think that's why the whole edgic thing is so popular, it falls in line with this kind of thinking.
The story I want to "create" is an underdog story. One where the villain is Lexi L and the reluctant hero is myself. Lexi L takes out everyone I am aligned with, everyone who is considered a threat, and then at the final 4 or maybe the final 5, I behead the dragon. I promise I am not doing this to fuel my own ego nor do I have any real delusions of grandeur. I know and accept the fact that I'm not some messiah archetype, hell I'm not even the satan archetype. I'm more like the creepy random asshole who appears randomly at the beginning and then just sort of disappears.
The thing is, they don't know that. All I need to do is to make them think the opposite of that fact. Plus if I do that Sarah, Alex and Gavin won't hate me forever! Which would be great because I like all of them very much and don't think I'll be able to handle their hatred. Now that I think about it, they'll probably hate forever after reading this.....
Why am I putting this down in the confessionals again? Oh right because I went this entire season without gloating about some evil plan and it's starting to feel very weird.
I think I want to work with Lexi L to make this happen. I want us to craft a story in which the hero and villain fight to the death... but I'm probably going to leave that part out if I ever pitch it to her.
On paper this sounds like a good idea but only if you didn't read my first couple paragraphs... I have no sure way to control her. What I am I supposed to do rely on her benevolence and friendship? That is a terrible incentive for loyalty, I mean look at right now, I am literally plotting to destroy my own alliance. And the only thing that is supposed to stop me is the power of 'friendship' or 'showmance' or whatever...
Clearly this isn't working! All it's doing is making me feel mildly guilty and paranoid.
Another thing that's stopping me is the past. If one goes through my previous confessionals from previous games, you'll see they all have one thing in common. Well two things if you count the idol fucking... Every time I tried to flip or make a #bigmood, bad things follow. Don't believe me?
Malaysia: Tried to help Mitchell, got voted out by everyone and their mothers.
Rebels versus Rogues: Tried to help out Simon, got idol out.
Technotits: Tried to help out little AJ, ended up voted out unanimously... again!
I may be dumb enough to fall for the same thing three times in a row but not a forth! I mean, I think. Cause I already gave Lexi L. the map we've been using to find the vote negator, places we looked included. For all I know, she already showed it to Gavin, Alex, Ashley, and Liam. I'm not as concerned with Sarah cause I already told her but I'm not sure if one vote will make much of a difference.
I don't want Lexi L. to be my Jaiden or Dom or Ruben, all that will really do is hinder me. But I want to do this plan so badly!
If it seems like I wasted your time with a pointless subplot, chances are I have and I am almost sorry. I swear it's like nobody can make a decision on their own! Like it takes ten billion years for anything to get done! LIKE UGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Also I think we found out what the opal idol does. And it's from Hellwaii so we hate it based on instinct.
Also now Sarah actually wants to vote out Gavin and I don't know how I feel about that...
I mean I can save her probably but should I? Because I don't think it's in my best interest to cheat a group of people who have my back over a group of complete strangers who don't.
On the other hand if I just be a good little puppy and tattle on her and save everyone, would it make a difference? I'll just be following the same path I have been trying to escape...
I know I know this is almost exactly what I asked for but I need the option to go back if things get to heavy. I adore Sarah but I shouldn't drop everything just because she asks me too....
The Gavin's plan was to have 4 vote for Lexi and 3 vote for Robin. Sarah is one of the Lexi votes so if I could convince her to flip and make it a three three three vote (Lexi, Robin, Gavin) then we can flip with other Lexi and nobody will know it was us...
Oh wait now it turns out that they want her out. Again, what did she do to piss these people off? I should probably stop editing in real time and actually submit this damn thing
Well everything has gone to hell. I'm pretty sure Sarah has gone insane, she keeps saying that Ashley and Lexi G. are trying to get her out but refuses to explain why. She said it was a gut feeling and I guess, despite how psychotic she may sound, she could be right.
Ashley isn't exactly close with any of us and was pretty crestfallen that she was picked out as most forgettable in touchy subjects. So her flipping would make sense.
Lexi G is... well she has been going on and on with the woe is me crap and I almost bought into it. Fuck I actually did buy into it for like the past week and a half. There is just something off about her... like even someone like me could sense it. Right after Sarah told Lexi G that she was flipping the vote to Robin, the news started to get upset in the main chat.
And honestly, I don't begrudge them for it. I mean, it seems like every time something would go their way something else would go in and stop them. They swap fuck Sarah and Ashley, we send them idols, Jaiden finds an idol, the hosts blurt it out in the VL, They finally get someone to flip to their side, SARAH GOES APE SHIT INSANE.
If stuff like this happened to me on a day to day basis I would probably have a similar reaction. Hell I did have a similar reaction in Malaysia, though I was more mopey and passive aggressive. Also some chick named Julia (I think it's the magical one but I'm not really sure?) might be harassing Lexi L. And the hosts are allegedly talking shit about the contestants, the newbies in particular, and that's kind of messed up.
Lexi L seems to be on the verge of quitting or she is just playing it up for our pity, at this point I really don't know. Like I want to empathize with her and the other contestants but I don't honestly know whether or not I should. Like sometimes it seems like there is layer after layer beneath them and every time I think I find a genuine emotion of some kind it turns out to be a lie. Like this shit happened all the time in High School, I don't exactly want to relive it in here.
I know this differs from my usual calculating yet spacey confessionals about conspiracy theories or how weak I am but this is supposed to be fun, not just for me and my allies but for everyone around us. We should be enjoying coming up with strategies and trying to fight each other. We should be talking and having fun but we aren't... everyone seems to genuinely hate each other. And any reach across the aisle is seen as some sort of threat.
I liked being friends with Robin, I liked talking to Lexi L about the 100 and other things, fuck I even liked talking to Jaiden and his day to day life. I didn't want to betray them or be mean to them, even when I talked shit in confessionals I mostly did it for my own amusement.
Yeah things are going well but I can't help but feel like this is undeserved. Like power came at the cost of everyone else's enjoyment. It's like the final battle with Master Hand in Super Smash Bros Brawl. You go through all these stages against the master hand, from beginning stages to the end but then... he just turns into an orb. He doesn't fight back, he doesn't do anything he just lies there waiting to be defeated.
If this is all just an elaborate ploy to get us to lower our guards then seriously fuck you. I hate it when my emotions over power my brain and if you guys did it on purpose that is a new fucking low. It's not smart it's not clever it's just unnecessary cruelty and I hate you for it.
But if it's the truth... then I'm sorry.
Well Sarah decided to play her Ruby Idol... I am probably fucked... Well if I go home know that I am not going to stop spamming the confessional because fuck you that's why.
Well Sarah decided to play her Ruby Idol... I am probably fucked... Well if I go home know that I am not going to stop spamming the confessional because fuck you that's why. Well, Haven't made on of these in a while. Oops.
So the game is going okay, Sarah and I are working together pretty closely. Though she usually lives up to her villain title so I will forever be on guard with her. Gavin and I are still okay I guess, I think he might be getting closer to the other "side" or he just is getting closer to Alex, who knows. Pretty much our group is me, Sarah, Gavin, and Alex, from what I can see right now. We haven't talked much in that chat because we are still working with the bigger group but as number dwindle I can see us talking much more in our alliance chat. I am not too salty about Jordan leaving (A while ago, I know) but I do miss his strategic ways.
We just did touchy subjects, and I didn't receive the answers that I usually get, which is cool because I am trying to play this game a bit different than I usually do. In fact, I got the "who do you forget is playing?" Majority vote. Yeah, that would be because I am doing shit behind y'all's back, duh. I think by the end of this game, my stance as a "hero" will not quite be true anymore and I am excited. Should be interesting.
Alright, so I found the negator that my whole alliance has been looking for. But tbh I ain't going to tell them because it could come in handy for my game later. I don't want the game to end up being just my alliance and have my ass end up on the bottom unable to do anything so hopefully to shake things up later I can keep that I have the negator under wraps. Maybe they will "forget" I am even a person that could have it. ;)
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ALLLLLLL THE NUMMBERS
Fuck you.
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
When I was younger I sometimes sorta would
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
Like a 2 on a bad night
3. The person you would never want to meet?
Um. Hitler? Idk anyone who would straight up wanna kill me is pretty much someone I wouldn’t like to encounter
4. What is your favorite word?
Um. I don't believe I have one. Eh maybe
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
This is difficult. A redwood would be cool but I sorta wanna be a Japanese Maple
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
I didn’t look in a mirror this morning?
7. What shirt are you wearing?
I’m not wearing one ;)
8. What do you label yourself as?
I don’t really tend to label myself as anything. Perhaps odd
9. Bright room or dark room?
Bright room but with natural sunlight
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Talking to my girlfriend I think. If not lazing on a couch
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
Like 8 or some shit
12. Who told you they loved you last?
Take a guess
13. Your worst enemy?
Myself
14. What is your current desktop picture?
Typical mountains desktop the comp came with though I have actually changed it twice
15. Do you like someone?
Yah
16. The last song you listened to?
Clip of On Yr Side by Slow Magic
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Oh fuck. Thats hard. Perhaps Mike Pence and just let Trump do dumb shit till he is hopefully thrown out of office.
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Trump
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
A billionaire and all they'd have to do is give me $100 million and then we’d just chill and buy expensive shit (just food and stuff I’m not an ass) until the day is over and then I’d pop a bottle of nice dessert wine (I was thinking champagne but I like dessert wine infinitely more) and thank them for their money and maybe say sorry for sort of stealing it.
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
Cheek bones I suppose
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
Slim, Moderate bust, above average ass, above average looks bordering on but not quite hot and I would definitely try and bone and I’d try on a bunch of different outfits in stores.
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
Um. Probably just folding big pieces of paper into more complicated smaller pieces of paper
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
I don’t have anything unique I’m afraid of
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
I mean I’d fuck with a nice BLT with mayo and a bit of avocado. Maybe have it on nice toasted garlic bread.
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
Probably food tbh
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
Florence, Italy
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
Inniskillin Vidal Icewine 2014
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Don’t be a fucking dick
29. What is your favorite expletive?
Fuck
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
My computer
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Ummmmmm. Blacking out on Bourbon street is an experience I didn’t exactly enjoy tbh. Nothing else really comes to mind and this one only does cuz it’s relatively recent.
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
I suppose I’d fuck off to Luxembourg or something (cuz theyre rich)
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My Chinese Grandfather
34. What was your last dream about?
An incredibly odd sort of house party where I almost broke a guy’s thumb cuz he was petting my head without permission.
35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?
????
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
Annoyingly enough yes .-.
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
Probably
38. What is the color of your socks?
Not wearing any but theyre mostly black
39. What type of music do you like?
Dude I like a lot of fucking music but mainly electronic
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
Sunrise
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
Chocolate
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
The New York Giants despite the fact that they are admittedly pretty ass
43. Do you have any scars?
I have at least 5 I can think of that are actually major
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
Be a fucking therapist or psychiatrist
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My lack of discipline/self control
46. Are you reliable?
Depends on what you ask me to do but as a friend I am very reliable
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
Are you happy?
48. Do you hold grudges?
Like a motherfucker
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
Cuna (Cow/tuna) or like, a Kogle (Komodo dragon/Eagle) or a Pow (Pig/cow). Obviously two of these are for food curiosity purposes
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
I’ve definitely had many and I remember none of them
51. Are you a good liar?
Not really
52. How long could you go without talking?
To anyone at all even electronically maybe two days
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
Bald
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
I’ve baked at least 7 if I had to guess and definitely actually baked more I think
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
Not well
56. What do you like on your toast?
Butter
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
No bloody clue
58. What would be you dream car?
Teslas are pretty chill tbh
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
Sometimes sing in the shower. Don’t do anything else though I do just take really long showers despite actually just taking a shower and not doing anything... extra.
60. Do you believe in aliens?
Not really but sure why not
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
Only if someone tells me to
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
A for no reason other than I felt like choosing it right now
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
Dragons duh
64. What do you think about babies?
Fat loud meat sacks
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.
Whelp this obviously wasn't meant for me to answer
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